February 8th, 2010
As you know, on Saturday, I went on a shopping expedition to Wal-Mart for essential supplies and nipple pads which was I must say a horrendous experience. I didn’t know where anything was but help was at hand because I saw the Wal-Mart greater chap who had an Ask Me shirt on. I did ask him and he knew where the nipple pads were. This was much different to the time I was shopping in a Wal-Mart near the Miami office. I asked the Wal-Mart greeter where something was just like his T Shirt suggested…….”Where is the hemorrhoid cream?” I asked. And he said………….“Que?”
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February 5th, 2010
Do you remember the chap I was talking about the other day that wanted quicker service in the dining room? Well, he has been on mind these last two days and has by the way had service that has him in and out of dinner within an hour, thanks to the dining room team.
My mind turned to him because I was working in the office to the accompaniment to one of those entertainment gossip shows on TV and who should come up but my old friend Angelina Jolie.
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February 4th, 2010
I called my friend Tim Lawrence yesterday. I was his best man at his wedding and yesterday he and his wife Hazel celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary. Tim is a very successful accountant which means of course he is boring…….something I tell him all the time. He During our conversation I tried to persuade him to bring his wife and three children on a cruise……..but he won’t………because he said “didn’t you hear, they have raised the terror threat here in the UK and the States , no way am I flying.”
“Oh bollocks,” I replied.
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February 3rd, 2010
While I love the names of our Carnival ships there is no doubt that some of the best names in the industry belong to Costa Cruises. They have the Fortuna, the Luminosa, and the Romantica.
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February 2nd, 2010
The entertainment techs here on your Carnival Dream along with a splattering of musicians and others within my department extremely excited. I saw some of them gathered around a laptop backstage yesterday and judging by the “ooohss and ahhhs” they were I thought looking at close up photos of Megan Fox’s bottom. But they weren’t.
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