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Bridge Over Troubled Water

During the last week or so I have been getting more used to this thing called Facebook. I have been trying to pass on daily updates as to what is happening here onboard and I have to say it seems to be working. Don’t get me wrong. I much prefer blogging because you are only allowed 400 letters and if you go over you get a bollocking from the Facebook police.

As well as being a great tool for staying in contact with you and others who love Carnival I have to admit also that I have succumbed to doing something I always said I would never do……and that’s look for people I used to know…….and once you start it is impossible to stop. I have been looking them up on Facebook just to see what they look like know. Then I went looking for girls that I used to want to have rumpy pumpy with at school. And that is a mistake because that gorgeous sexy girl whose beautiful breasts I carried around in my head all these years now has breasts as saggy as mine.
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I NAME THIS SHIP…………ME

There must be very few things that give Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth true pleasure. After all, she’s stuck with her job, endlessly waving and asking people “what do you do?”

We know she loves her family, her dogs and her well  love of horses and the countryside is well documented. And she loves the sea. Read more »

Me And My Big Mac…Burger…I Mean Bugger…I Mean Me And My Big Mouth

Guest: Mrs.     Ref: 842027114A
Cabin: ————- Added-Changed: 08/30/10 – 08/30/10

C – ——- – POTENTIAL ILLNESS
Gst with symptoms of potentially infectious illness has been isolated. All necessary requirements as per policy carried out to make the guests feel comfortable. Note: Guest was very abusive to staff as she feels that she should not have to remain in cabin as directed. Security called

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Hounour Offer…Honour Offer…Honour Offer

You see a lot when you go backstage during one of our production shows. The dancers run around changing out of one costume into another and there are times when they do this right in front of you as you stand there waiting to announce the bows and finale of the show. Now some of you with Adams Apples may think that this sounds exciting……and maybe 20 years ago ….. well …….it might have been.
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