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Good Morning

I am very sorry I did not post a blog yesterday but I had a very busy sea day hosting the Morning Show, Travel Talk, Q & A, Marriage Show, a Bloggers Party and two shows. By the time I got to my cabin it was 11 pm and I was tired so we are here in Messina this morning and I thought I would sit down and do a little bit of blogging.

I will return to the bloggers party later by the way.

Yesterday’s Morning Show produced the usual amount of letters and dedications including one from a guest who was shot buying a sandwich in a deli in New York but recovered to come and cruise. There was also a son who dedicated his love for his Mum who had been the victim of a con man who pretended to be a multi-millionaire but in fact stole everything she had.

Quite a diverse group of letters but another shining example that we you get to meet such interesting people on a cruise and for some reason folks seem to be happy to share their highs and lows with the rest of their cruise ship friends. Would that happen in a hotel or resort vacation? …………………..Nope!

The weather has been amazing for the guests this week, by the far the best we have had this season so far………………now I have said that it will probably snow in Barcelona.

Messina never ceases to amaze me in the fact that even with thousands of cruise ship guests begging to spend money, at 1 pm everything closes. Shops, most restaurants, etc. close their doors until 3 pm for a “siesta” or whatever the Italian equivalent word is. Still, it’s understandable as they have been open since 9 am…………………………..they must be exhausted !

I am going to start the Q & A if you don’t mind because there is so many to answer, so, here I go. Actually, hold on, I need the bathroom first so back in a few minutes.

OK, I am back and the seat is in the correct position before you ask. Here then, the Q & A.

Can I start with a follow up for Bob Means – Bob, guest relations will be contacting you within the next 48 hours to assist you in resolving your issue. I thank you for your patience and please can you let me know via the blog that this situation has been closed. Many thanks and best regards.
MARK AND SHELLY – Glad you like the movies. Oceans 13 is still in theatres so I cannot show it on the big screen. The Beatles were, as you said huge the world over. I did have a chat with the guest who made the comment and it turns out he just does not like the Beatles and his thought was that we should not dedicate a show to music that he (and according to the guest) many others do not like. I hope he will enjoy the rest of the entertainment and I will be checking in with him at the end of the cruise. See you in a week’s time and have a safe journey.
RISA – CONGRATULATIONS……………..You have won………………..nothing. However, you can spend the day knowing that out of thousands of daily readers of this blog you are the first to post the correct answer to the trivia question. The answer is as you mentioned, THE A TEAM! They did shoot Judgment Day in 1985 aboard the Tropicale. I wonder if anybody at Carnival has any photos of George Peppard and Mr T., etc on the ship, I will find out. More importantly, thank you so much for your kind words about the blog especially as you handle corporate travel and I know how demanding that can be. I hope the blog keeps you smiling in the future and once again, well done on getting the answer.
HERE IS ANOTHER TRIVIA QUESTION FOR YOU AND THE BLOGGERS.
What movie received its world premiere aboard a Carnival Cruise Lines ship in 1988 during a Coca Cola / MTV charter?
RowdyCamperetteDebbie
– Thank you for your T-shirt suggestions. We are having some brilliant ones made for the Bloggers Cruse. However, I could get some made and we could sell them direct from the blog. I know that’s a bit like blowing my own trumpet but it may be a fun thing to do. What do you think bloggers and yes Big Ed for you and me they will be XXXL. I will be talking about Carol at the afternoon show Debbie so I am sure she will be shocked. Hope to hear from you soon and thank you for your kind words.
PAUL NICHOLS – if you book the Bloggers Cruise, I will put you in the same cabin as Alan Adkins as you are both very much alike.
THERESA TAYLOR – Growing Pains did film a small section of the show on board but the answer was the A (A being the reference to Canada) Team. I am sorry that trying to figure this out made you dizzy, so sit down and have a glass of ice water or herbal tea. Let’s see if you can figure the new trivia question out. Thanks for reading the blog and hope to see you soon.
SUSAN AND RALPH – Glad you liked Mount Holly, John was brilliant and he became quite a star and that is what makes my job so fulfilling. I hope nobody does hold a pair of scissors to your credit card and thank you so much for your kind words. I hope your campaign to cruise on the Carnival Splendor works and if you need me to help campaign for you, let me know. All the best to you both.
CAROL SCHOENBERGER – I am sure your words about cruising alone have been very welcome to the many who do not have a companion to cruise with. I agree, sitting in a restaurant alone is not a comfortable experience but as you said our dining reservations staff do their best to make sure that we seat singles together and this is the best way to meet new and some times everlasting friends. Thank you again for sharing your thoughts about this. The battle to have AJ be the godmother of the CS continues and with everyone’s help this man’s dreams will come true. It certainly does seem as you mentioned. That the word is indeed getting out there. I was on the Ecstasy in 1992 and that feels……………..a long, long, long time ago.
Thank you for your support of this blog thingy and I wish you all the best.
JO MYERLY – Great minds think alike. Roger Blum is as we speak working on getting some brilliant wildlife footage from the BBC for the big screen. The Planet Earth series was amazing and David Attenborough is the master. Hope you and the family are well and hope to hear from you soon.
JO – If you remind me a few days before you cruise I will make a supper club booking for you as requested so it is confirmed before you sail. Nice and Eze is a great tour and the only other place I may suggest is Monte Carlo for which we have a guided and a On Your Own tour. Let me know and remember that you can always change once you are onboard.
Look forward to hearing from you and seeing you very soon.
PAUL F. PIETRANGELO – Paul, I passed your thoughts on contacting AJ through Kathy Ireland to our public relations department and they are putting everyone’s suggestions together and Tim, Vance and Aly and their junior trainee assistant Jennifer are formulating a master plan about which I am feeling confident.
Your suggestion about a having a godfather of a ship is an interesting one indeed, however, I think as sailors are very superstitious about having a godmother and the bottle breaking, etc. means that we are going to have mothers for some time to come. How are you feeling mate? Hope all is well and thanks again for being a great supporter of the blog.
KATHY KROLL – So you are a valley girl! Sounds like a great place to live. I have never lived near anyone famous except we had a flasher who lived over the road! I know how you feel about the Beatles memorabilia. My dad had a huge collection of old toy cars and buses from the 1950s and 1960s which we gave to charity. They are now worth loads of money to collectors. I hope you are enjoying your retirement and in 393 days the fun will start. See you then.
JULIE FROM NEW JERSEY – What Exit?…………………………..Sorry your original questions did not make it into the blog so I am happy to answer them now for you.
1) Are you doing anything special for the Pleiades meteor shower on Aug 11 or 12………..This is the first I have heard about this and I shall do some research. If it is possible to see it from where we will be I will indeed make sure we advertise it and get everyone outside to view what I am sure is an amazing site. Astronomy is not my strong point and when it was taught at school Alan and I were to busy laughing at the word Uranus! Anyway, let me see what we need to do and I will get back to you.
2) Can you give me information on how to get from the airport to the boat by public transportation?……….First of all, we must all remember to call the boat a ship as a boat is what we get into if the ship sinks – not that it ever will. The only public transportation from Rome airport to the ship is by taxi which will cost you around 120 Euros. Please fix the cost with the driver before you leave if you take this option. You can also take a train from Rome airport to the Port Of Civitavecchia. This takes about 40 minutes and costs around 15 euros each. The only problem with this is that there is a 15-minute walk along the promenade from the station to the gates of the port. Once at the port a complimentary bus will bring you to the boat……….sorry…………….SHIP. May I also point out that after a long flight and with kids in tow, the taxi may be the best option. You can also book a shuttle service through Carnival should you desire. It is more expensive than the train but we will handle all your luggage and you literally walk of the plane and once you have your luggage, hand it to us and we will take care of you from there. Have a think about what you want and if you need further advice, let me know.
3) My husband and my 13-year-old son want get inside the Leaning Tower of Pisa, however, my 5 year old is not allowed inside. Could I book the Florence & Pisa with tower entrance for my husband and son – and just the Florence & Pisa shore excursion for my daughter and me- but still have the whole family travel in the same bus………………….Simple this one, answer is unfortunately “no.” The two tours operate at different times and therefore you will not be able to meet up. I am going to give you my honest opinion and it may not be shared by others but I do not see the point of climbing the tower. The best views to see it leaning are from the bottom and basically you are climbing over 300 stairs for an OK view at the top. My advice is to take the family together on the Florence and Pisa tour, it is BRILLIANT.
4) I purchased the best available upgrade when I booked my cruise. Do you think it’s more likely to get an upgrade if I register online in advance or wait until I get to Rome? ………………………..I would suggest registering on line because upgrades onboard are few and far between as we usually sail at maximum capacity.
5) One of your suggestions to a blogger was to take a shore excursion in Rhodes and do Katakalon on their own. I called the Greece tourist office and they actually suggested doing the opposite- could you elaborate? ……………….Rhodes is beautiful and the old town is accessible certainly by walking in on your own. However, The Best Of Rhodes tour covers the entire island including the idyllic village of Lindos which is a must see. As for Katakolon, outside of Olympia there is little to do, so I suggest you take a walk into town which is about 15 minutes walk around the water to the village. Olympia is a very historic place but I do not think your kids will enjoy it to much so that is why maybe you should use Katakolon as a day of rest before Livorno and Florence.
So, there you go, lots to think about and remember that our award winning children’s program Camp Carnival will take care of Valerie and her new friends should you feel that these excursions are too much for them. Please also remind me once onboard about your son’s birthday and I remain at your service until you cruise should have further questions. All the best to you and the family.
ITSKNOTSEW – Let me start by telling you that any suggestions you have regarding your letter should be addressed to our guest relations department in Miami who will then forward to the appropriate people. Please could you copy me as well at:
MV CARNIVAL FREEDOM
JOHN HEALD – CRUISE DIRECTOR
CEMAR CIVITAVECCHIA
LUNGOPORTO GRAMSCI N.19
00053 CIVITAVECCHIA (ROMA) – ITALIA
I am glad you enjoyed the entertainment so much and I am sorry for the “bumpy day” which, as I remember, I wrote in the blog thingy of that day was the roughest I can remember in Europe these past three seasons. I whave passed on your thanks and gratitude to your table servers who were thrilled to see their name in print so thanks for making their day. The comment card winner of the free cruise draw was guest Stephen Oliver from Bristol, Tenn. I want to thank you for your kind words and the fact that you appreciated what I did onboard means the world to me. I hope to see you and your family soon and please keep reading the blog.
DIVETRASH – Congratulations Laura. You are the SECOND person to post the correct answer in The A Team. However, I have never heard of the Scarerow and Mrs. King (sounds like me and Heidi) and I guess you must be correct when you tell me they filmed on the Mardi Gras. I wonder if Roger Blum remembers this as he was on the Mardi Gras back then? I am glad you are enjoying the blog thingy with your pre work cup of coffee and I am glad to be part of your day……..call me JOHNBUCKS OR DUNKIN HEALD OR BAGEL OF THE DEVIL. Whatever you call me, just please keep reading the blog and smiling. Well done again.
DWA76 – The Growing Pains episode was not the answer I am looking for however as you and other blogger friends seem to have enjoyed it I need to see it for myself. I am going to ask public relations if indeed they have footage of this. Hope we can create some new memories for you mate very soon.
RICHARD D – No need to thank me mate, I am here to answer your questions. The nearest Carnival-recommended hotel to you will be the Visconti Palace and you can buy tickets for transportation from their to the ship through your agent or directly from Carnival. However, I would also point out that you may have a free shuttle service from the hotel you are staying at to Rome Airport. If this is the case, it may be worth buying transportation from there instead. Have a think and let me know if I can help further. You asked about your room steward from the 80s and 90s called David Jones. He was promoted to housekeeping manager and spent many successful years with us before leaving a few years ago. I am sorry that I do not know what he is doing or where he is now but I can agree with you that he was a great guy and I am happy to hear you became friends even though you were only 10 years of age. Anyway, hope to hear from you soon. Cheers mate.
JTODDINMAN – Your cruise on the Carnival Spirit to the Mexican Riviera sounds fascinating. I have never been to these destinations before and they are relatively new to Carnival. However, I will find out from cruise directors who have been before and see what they recommend to do in each port of call. You are correct about the Bon Voyage department. They do have a wonderful range of gifts and surprises for guests to order and for friends and family not sailing to send as a special treat. Here is the link.
http://www.carnival.com/BonVoyage/AddToCart.aspx?cat=Special+Occasions&pid=80B
As
for alcohol or in the spirits of spirits as you so eloquently put it, let me ask why this is not included. It may be, as you suggested due to age restrictions and our resulting alcohol policy. Please allow me to get back to you on this. I also hope as you suggested that I do not burn myself out. I enjoy the blogging thing and as long as I can still do my job as a cruise director I shall keep going as long as I can. Thanks as always and let me return with your alcohol question.
SOUTHERNDREAMS – I think the smell of the paint you are watching dry in Poodunk is getting to you. However, in a perfect world I would arrange everything you asked for and more including no rain but just loads of sun every day, even at night! I would also have the sea calm every day and freshly cooked mah jong for dinner every night. Still, if I could do this and you knew what was coming every day then life would be boring as Paris Hilton’s social life right now.
Keeping watching the leaves and if you see a dramatic turn of color please let me know. Until then I send my best to you and PC. I think you need a cruise.
JENN AND MEYER – AND THAT’S THE THIRD PERSON WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER. Yep, it was indeed the Colonel, B.A., Face and Murdock and the girl who nobody remembers the name of. The A Team was a show for the boys wasn’t it? Guns, fast cars, heroes and villains and even though bullets would fly, cars would perform triple summersaults before bursting into great balls of fire, nobody ever got hurt. Would you like to hear something a bit sad? MY BEST MATE ALAN ADKINS HAD A VAN AND YEP…..HE PAINTED THE A TEAM STRIPE DOWN THE SIDE. COOL, EH? Well, it would have been if the van had not been a small Ford and instead of carrying four tough mercenaries, it was used to carry his mum’s shopping. Still he was young………………..22 actually.
See if you Wikpedia can help you out with the trivia question above. I have read about AJ’s work with UNHCR and our team at HQ are covering every angle including contacting them to see if we can persuade her to become the godmother of the Carnival Splendor. Thanks for reading and hope you continue to do so.
TERRI910 – Ask and it shall be given. I ordered Roman Holiday and Under The Tuscan Sun for the big screen. They should be here by the end of the month. We do indeed have concert videos of Placido Domingo and also Pavarotti and they do create an amazing ambience especially sailing into Venice. Thanks Terri and today you can say you helped choose the movies for the Carnival Splendor.
BILL, MICHIGAN – Do you have any photographic evidence :) ?
JENNA BOMB – Ok, why JENNABOMB? THE FOURTH CORRECT ANSWER – WELL DONE. Yep, the answer s the A Team and as you say a cruel world indeed when you can look up TV programs from two decades ago and you can’t find AJ’s e mail address ! DID YOU KNOW MY MATE ALAN ADKINS USED TO PRETEND HE WAS THE A TEAM AND FORCE ME TO PLAY ALONG. HE BOUGHT TWO TOY WALKIE TALKIES AND HE WOULD MAKE ME STAND BY THE BUS STOP WHERE WE WOULD HAVE SPOTTED TWO GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS, DROP ME OFF ROUND THE CORNER, I WOULD GO AND STAND BY THE BUS STOP AND HE WOULD CALL ME ON THE WALKIE TALKIE AND THEN COME SCREECHING UP TO THE BUS STOP. I WOULD HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE VAN AND WE WOULD DRIVE OFF AT HIGH SPEED (WELL, AS HIGH A SPEED AS A FORD VAN CAN GO). WE WOULD THEN GO AROUND THE BLOCK AND THEN DRIVE BACK UP TO THE BUS STOP AND SEE IF THE GIRLS WANTED A RIDE …………………………….ALAN AND I SPENT MANY LONELY EVENINGS IN THAT VAN…….FOR SOME REASON THE GIRLS NEVER GOT IN!
Anyway, hope you keep reading and tune in for more trivia fun and information and stories about why Alan and I never had girlfriends.
GLORIA – Thank you for noticing from the videos of 2005 that I have lost weight. It is a struggle but I actually started a carb-free diet again yesterday. I have forwarded your comments about the show to the cast and they will be thrilled. I am so glad you had such a great time last voyage and I am so sorry about that rough sea day we had. Were you OK? I never though about having photos of me ………I doubt anybody would want them but maybe I could try. I will let you know how it goes. My best to you and the family and thank you for spending your valuable vacation time on the Carnival Freedom.
ANITA DUNHAM POTTER – Very interesting that you should mention having Titanic and The Poseidon Adventure onboard the ship’s big screen as you did from this photo on the Crown Princess.
Titanic being shown on the Crown Princess
Hope you do not mind me showing everyone (I know you posted it anyway) the photo because that is as close as anyone is going to see these movies on this ship. I tried last year to have this movie on the Carnival Liberty but was told by a somewhat angry captain that he was not happy and that it was in no way, shape or form to be played on the ship. In a way, I can understand why and the last thing I want to do is make the captain nervous and therefore these blockbuster movies are not being broadcast here. However, I think you and the family will enjoy the selection we have which includes some teen movies, the most popular at present being your namesake and something called Eragon. Hope you get to read this before you leave for Rome and if you do, have a safe flight.
HOST STAR FROM CRUISE CRITIC – hello Star and hello to all my Cruise Critic friends. Firstly, can I tell you how excited I am that you have booked the April transatlantic cruise? I know you have never cruised Carnival before and I am sure that you will not be disappointed. I know KUKI very well and I think having all of you together is going to be a lot of fun. I will make sure we have plenty of great entertainment, activities and of course Mahjong. I send my best to you and all at Cruise Critic and Cruise Mates and I if you see any interesting postings about this blog thingy would you kindly let me know? Many thanks for all that you do and see you in April.
DORTHE CALIMBAS – What an amazing journey that must have been from your home in Denmark on the MS Batory. I love Denmark by the way. I went there when I was a kid with my Mum with my Brass Band and again later on the Carnival Leg End. Tivoli Gardens is amazing and the whole city is so charming, I cannot wait to go again on the Carnival Splendor.
Thank you for your kind words about the Beatles Show. Life is interesting, is it not? One mans wine is another mans poison. I encourage the audience to stand and sing LET IT BE and HEY JUDE. Many of the guests (as you did) find it emotional and standing there watching 1,500 people per show sing their hearts out is also a very emotional time for the cast as well. Let us send our congratulations out to the show’s director, Kerry Stables for putting it all together and creating yet another showstopper. Is that a word? Thank you for the best wishes and Heidi and I return the same to you and your family. Hope to see you again soon.
JOHN FROM AR KANSAS – I am smiling from ear to ear. This is why.
As a matter of fact, your blog is the reason I booked our upcoming trip on the Carnival Freedom in January!
As I sit here and occasionally wonder if it’s worth it – until I see comments like this and that doubt is gone in a flash. Thanks Mate and I will look forward to making your wife’s birthday cruise something very special.
IVANA – I agree and indeed expect new photos on the blog thingy heading every month. My thanks to Roberto for this and so much more.
KATHY KROLL – The Sting………….you know I have not seen that movie in so long. If it earns your husband money then I will get it on board. Do you have a photo of him from the movie Kathy? I have ordered as well (great minds think alike). The Italian Job which is a great movie as you said. Hope to hear from you soon.
SEWING NUTT – We do indeed have all the classic games. Monopoly, Scattorgories, Clue etc, etc. I used to love one called Crossfire and Operation…..do you remeber those? I am working on the books for the teens. Maybe you should come onboard and teach the kids sewing :) I hope you are well and as always, thank you for your support of this blog thingy.
JULIE TAYLOR – These books have been ordered. It was that simple. Many thanks for your kind suggestions and when you see these books onboard you will know that they are there because of you. Thanks again for your input, I am very greatful to Ben – hope you are doing your homework Ben, Julie, who is probably doing Ben’s homework and the three grown ups — Katie, Jackie and Jeffrey. For some reason, I find myself singing the Brady Bunch theme. My best to you all.
BIG ED – The blogs are getting long mate. I am answering 67 comments on this one and because there are more comments I am getting concerned that I will not be able to post as frequently. Mrs Big Ed. In an effort to get you on the BLOGGERS CRUISE I remind you that I will personally do all of your laundry and my mate Alan will tuck Big Ed in at night and sing him a lullaby. And here you go — final bribe. As you have worked so hard to support this blog and this is a one time offer for you and you alone………………I WILL PAY FOR YOU TO HAVE DINNER AT THE SUPPER CLUB ! I await your reply Mrs Big Ed.
JEAN – This is very interesting. I have passed the information regarding the Hotel Visconte to the right people. I am sure you have some great photos of the cruise last week and I am so happy to have spent some time with you and I hope we get to repeat the fun again soon. My best to you and all the other mice.
DOUGNEWMANATSEA – Welcome home from you continuing voyages mate. It was very interesting reading your posting about what the Romans of today thought of Gladiator. I am sure there are a few hystorical inaccuracies, after all, that’s Hollywood, they love to rewrite history. Also, it is very strange that you should mention ROME the T.V. Series on HBO. My mate Danny Salmon who was just cruising on here with me and his wife and Heidi’s best friend Nadia are godparents to Kevin McKidd who plays Lucius Voreneus, one of the major parts and someone who really steals the show. Anyway, I spoke to Kevin on the phone a few weeks ago and he is hoping to cruise in the winter. He was telling me about the amazing set they built in the Roman countryside; I would love to have seen that. Now, onto my PA who you are hailing as a miracle worker and who you think should work for British Intelligence. My PA’s identity must remain a secret due because I do not want his boss to find out that instead of filing and answering the phone and making coffee, time is being spent finding out information and industry secrets for me. I know my PA’s boss and SHE is very strict and definitely wears the trousers in that Carnival department. However, as you are as grateful to the PA as am I, we should start to refer to them as 007………………………..DOES THAT MAKE ME MISS MONEYPENNY? I too wish i could be with you for lunch on the Carnival Victory and your first venture onboard a CCL ship. We obviously have a lot in common with our love of Cleese and Python and of course this marvelous industry we share. The choice of godmothers is very interesting as each line seems to have their own thoughts on the sort of person who should have this honor bestowed upon them. You mentioned Dame Judi whom, I think has become universally popular in the past few years and I have to say was one of the nicest people I have ever met. So, please keep us up-to-date with your adventures and thanks to you, my PA now has a ame…………………….007……………License to File. All the best mate and see you for some Joe’s Stone Crab one day.
KURT BENNER – I will take your wife up on that HUG for showing Top Gun on the big screen. I agree that reading books may not be all teens priority when cruising so thank goodness for Club O2. See you in July and can’t wait for the hug…………………she can call me Maverick if she wants
TAMMIE – Glad you love the blog. One of the romantic movies we are showing at the moment is Annapolis and the most popular is French Kiss……..Heidi LOVES that movie. Thanks for reading the blog.
NANCINURSE – Can you remind me via the blog one week before sailing and of course I will make sure the best table in the supper club is yours while leaving Venice. Thank as always and please remind me………………I am getting old.
LINDA HERNACKI – What a sad story. It is so sad when families lose touch with each other and if anyone reading this blog knows a STEVE MORONI please let us know. Have you thought about asking for help from the Salvation Army. This wonderful organization helps families reunite all over the world. It seems like you and Mike would love him back in your lives so why not get in touch. I hope I am not interfering and if I am, I apologize but here is the web site should you need it.
http://www1.salvationarmy.org/usw/www_usw.nsf/vw-search/88256D3D006526AD88256BD0007B5615?opendocument
We all wish you the best in finding your brother.
LYLEBA – You booked the Carnival Magic already?
LUV2CRUISE – It is me who should be thanking you. John was amazing and I am sure his superstar status is making him a little bit of a Diva. Does he want limos and first class tickets? I am also very happy that you enjoyed the Exclusive View Of The Vatican. I have seen many amazing sights in my time and on my top-five list is indeed this exclusive look at the most visited tourist site in the world. It is expensive but with Luigi as your guide it is one of those things that will remain in your mind forever. Heidi will be back in two days and I cannot wait to see her. Send my best to John and I wish you much happiness and joy forever.
KEVIN – Thanks for the address mate. Letters are being sent as we speak. I hope it is successful and, if it is, it will be down to people like you and the rest of their bloggers for all their support. Once AJ is secured we start the “Buy John an Aston Martin Vanquish Campaign.”
Can you remind me the week before you sail on the Carnival Glory please? Your cruise director is Wee Jimmy and here he is doing what he does best.
Wee Jimmy doing what he does best
MARK TWAIN AND A HALF – Thanks as always for your comments. Let me answer them now mate.
1. You mentioned that in Casino Royale, Daniel Craig appears nude when he is being tortured. I checked this section of the film (I was going to say I checked this BIT out, but that sounded wrong) and you really can’t see too much…………poor man. It has a PG.13 rating which is what I will put in the Carnival Capers.
By the way, Casino Royale is one of the saddest movies I have ever seen. I cried like a baby…………………….when he crashes a brand new Aston Martin Rapide. Tears are welling up just thinking about it now.
2.Teen books have been ordered. It seems bloggers are united in what teen books we should order with Mr. Potter being at the top of the list closely followed by Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary.
3. The dressing for dinner debate rages on. The winners so far are:
ONE FORMAL NIGHT EVERY CRUISE; ELEGANT CASUAL THE REST OF THE EVENINGS
You seem to agree with me also that it should not lessen the enjoyment of your food if someone else is not dressed as formally as you. However, I agree that we should do our best to make sure guidelines are adhered to as much as possible.
So, I leave you know with tears in my eyes over the loss of a beautiful Aston Martin and I hope I will hear more from you soon.

OK, I have to take a pause now because we are passing Stromboli and I need to go and do the commentary. Back soon.

OK, I am back. Stromboli was smoking well tonight but still no signs of lava.

Please allow me to continue with the Q & A

LFTTNSFCF – I have been wondering who to make this blog’s fashion consultant and due to that comprehensive posting I am choosing you. We will be issuing our first cruise fashion Magazine based on Vogue, Cosmo, GQ, etc. and will cover cruise ship fashions and the latest trends in the industry. It will be called FASHION ONBOARD AND TRENDS MAGAZINE or F.A.R.T. You will be its editor. Let me know if you accept the job and maybe you can fine a job for Big Ed and Alan Adkins on your staff. I await your acceptance so we can start contract negotiations.
CANUCK CRUISER – I am sure you will have a brilliant time on the Carnival Liberty and I also know that your cruise director will be the wonderful Todd Wittmer. Please remind me a week before you sail and I will be happy to book the supper club for you. I can do this on any ship for bloggers so it is not a problem. I suggest you go midweek. So, I will hear from you before you sail and I will take care of your needs. Keeping reading the blog until then and thank you for your kind words.
BIG ED – I thank you for speaking up for the blue collar worker and you are correct that on some ships on formal night there are some folks who eat up there because they do not own a suit. However, at least we have that option and on formal night I do not think there is a maitre d in the fleet who would stop you coming into the dining room in a pair of nice slacks and a shirt (no jeans). I also agree that we need to introduce bigger sizes in the gift shop and this is something that we must do better in for both ladies and men and I will do my best to make this happen. Free speech is wonderful and this blog has given us all the chance to express our views.
Cunard does offer a class system, as you say Big Ed, and it is one of those things that make the line unique and is a rich part of cruising history.
As we discuss all of this we must remember that if it were not for TED ARISON and his foresight and vision, cruising may still be for the privileged few and not as it is today a vacation suitable for everyone……………..so let us say thanks to Ted, his son Micky and all the executives at Carnival Corporation & plc for continuing to make sure that among its brands that there is a ship to suit all tastes.
Now, onto Alan and you becoming friends. I think you and he would get on very well and as you are starting a page on your web site just about Alan Adkins, here is his latest photo. This photo will finally reveal what job Alan has been doing these past years.
Alan’s job these past few years.
MARIJ VAN DINTER - Heidi is indeed Dutch and is from Vinkerveen. We have been just discussing dress code and for your husband I think a suit will be nice for the formal night with a tie. Everyone on the ship will have a suit in Europe but as BIG ED says in the Caribbean it is different. Heidi is looking forward to meeting you and says YES PLEASE to the Haring and the magazine VIVA; we will have a gift for you as well. For me, I love everything Dutch, especially Sesijabrokyers……I have no idea how to spell that but hopefully you will understand.
See you soon and tot zins. Doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GMANOFMD – Your suggestion is a great idea and Roberto and I just discussed this. Therefore, hopefully, you will soon see a Web page with all the cruise directors listed there. Thanks again and I will let you know when it comes to life.
HANK FROM DENVER – Did you see Alan Adkins as well. He was probably waiting outside in his A Team van.
MRS.MISSINGTHESMOKEFREEPARADISE – I think that as your husband is now Editor of F.A.R.T. Magazine that you should consider being a ladies fashion editor.
I agree with you and as I have said all along. There should be at one night a cruise when we all get the chance to dress in our best. The world is getting more casual and I think for those who do not dress in their best very often, it is a chance to do so. Thanks Mrs. MTSFP and I think you and your husband must have some great conversations.
BILL – ZYDECOCRUISER – Yes mate, see you on the Carnival Splendor and thank you also for your comments. You know Bill, this dining room debate is very interesting and I hope all the bloggers continue expressing their views. At the end of the day, we have something for everyone with the dining room, Lido alternative dining and, of course, on some ships the incomparable supper club. What a choice. Thanks again mate for your brilliant contributions.
THE SHORT TALKER – Thanks for the kind words. It is always nice to hear from people who have worked for Carnival at some point especially as you have a friend on this ship. Is it Kevin? Hope to hear from you soon and best of luck in your future endeavors.
CAROL SCHOENBERGER – Please let your friend know that even though she may not be cruising with us at the moment that I am happy to help her in any way I can. Heidi agrees with you I am sure that we need more “chick flicks “so I will see what we can do. Hopefully by now you have read this blog and seen the answer to the Trivia question is The A Team. I always look forward to hearing from you so please stay in touch and keep reading the blog thingy.
KAREN TESSIER – Most of the Rome tours that we have advertised on line are available as pre cruise tours. I suggest that you also consider how tired you may be after a transatlantic flight. I do think though that if you can you should see Rome and have a read of these tours and see what you like the look of. After that, let me know what questions you have before you decide. Here is the one I suggest for you.
http://www.carnival.com/ShoreExcursionDetails.aspx?portcode=CIV&excursionname=Rome+at+its+Best&excursioncode=804051
ESSEXMAN – I missing Essex today. I am going to hook you up with my mate Alan so he can take you for a ride in his A Team Van……….yep……he still has it.

OK, that’s it for today’s Q & A, my fingers are tired and I have the talent show in a few minutes…………………but first.

We spoke about the beautiful Turks and Caicos and Grand Turk. It is rapidly becoming The Must Visit Destination in the Caribbean. Here are two press releases about Carnival ships being deployed there.

Fun Ship Imagination to Operate Exciting New Three-Port, Five-Day Itinerary

Carnival To Extend Exotic Eastern Caribbean Cruise Program from Miami

These itineraries are brilliant and because of this the Carnival Triumph and the Imagination are two very hot properties right now.

More news in a moment.

Yesterday, I met with 50 bloggers for one hour and 30 minutes. We had some champagne and I hosted a Q & A and we all put faces to names etc. Time does not allow me to mention you all by name but I want you to know that your comments about the blog, Heidi and I were so wonderful.

A special message to the lady (I won’t mention names) who cried tears of joy at her son’s return to health and the friendship she had felt through the blog. Thank you for sharing your emotions with us and one of the many joys of writing this blog thingy is that if in someway we can help our fellow cruisers, even if we don’t know you, well, it is certainly something so worthwhile.

Here, is the latest news on the Carnival Splendor. After its European 2008 season, this is what is happening.

On Sunday, March 29, 2009, Carnival Splendor will takeover for the Carnival Pride and start 7 Day Mexican Riviera cruises from L.A. (Long Beach)

Day Date Day Port Arrive Depart
Sunday 3/29/2009   Los Angeles (Long Beach)   5:30 PM
Monday 3/30/2009 1 “Fun Day” At Sea    
Tuesday 3/31/2009 2 “Fun Day” At Sea    
Wednesday 4/1/2009 3 Puerto Vallarta 10:00 AM 10:00 PM
Thursday 4/2/2009 4 Mazatlan 9:00 AM 6:00 PM
Friday 4/3/2009 5 Cabo San Lucas* 7:00 AM 3:00 PM
Saturday 4/4/2009 6 “Fun Day” At Sea    
Sunday 4/5/2009 7 Los Angeles (Long Beach) 9:00 AM  

So, congratulations to California who will be receiving a brand new ship. Now, as I was reading this I thought to myself…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the ship is to big to go through the Panama Canal, so I wonder how it is getting to Los Angeles. I asked 007 (the artist formerly known as PA) and here is his top secret reply for which I am bound to get into trouble. He won’t of course, it will be me that takes the heat……..oh, well…………….here then is what 007 had to say.

John,Shhhhhh. Yes they will be soon announcing cruises around South America just keep it to yourself and 347,000 of your closest friends.
007

So, please as 007 asked, keep this under your hats and let me worry about M. I have nothing to worry about as M was Godmother of the Carnival Leg End and we are very close.

OK, please allow me to stop there because I have to get ready for the show.

Heidi will be home the day after tomorrow, which although the calendar says is a Friday, it is actually a Thursday.

Goodnight

Your friends

John and Heidi

51 Responses

  1. John:

    I have a suggestion for the next question to everyone, it can begin like this:

    Remember when ……………………

    Let me start, John remember when …… you only had approximately 5 replies to every blog LOL

    Thank you again for the blog thingy, we love you!!
    Vikki

  2. Yeah, got plenty if you want to see them. In fact I’m going to post them on my website. Am I allowed to link to it from here?

  3. Oh my goodness…did you mean a cruise around the Horn? You asked a couple of days ago about a dream cruise, and that is right at the top of the list for me. What a grand adventure that would be! I am eagerly awaiting further details, and I suspect I am not alone! Once again, thanks so much for this blog thingy – it is simply wonderful, and your efforts are very much appreciated.

  4. Hi John,
    I had a good laugh today about booking the MAGIC. You see before the name Magic was chosen for the new ship, we named our 9/22 Freedom cruise the “Medit And Greek Islands Cruise” better known as the “MAGIC” cruise. We have also booked an hour CC party on board. Hope to see you there! Question for Heidi when she returns. Is the Riks museum closed for remodeling? We are stopping in AMS for a few days precruise. Thanks, Barbara Lyle

  5. Dear Mah John!
    I am having such a great time reading your blog thingy and cracking up that I am having a very difficult time getting off your computer site here and getting to work. . . . do you think that my boss would approve my missing work cuz of a “MahJohnBlogThingy”? . . .nah, me either, so I’d best get going now. ;-(
    I am just like Heidi – LOVE French Kiss! And Under The Tuscan Sun – Fabulous! Quite a story behind The Tuscan Sun – Seemed it was raining the entire time that they were attempting to film that movie. . . so they had to film in the little bits of 45 minute sunshine each day that they got while they were there. . . after all, it just wouldn’t be the same if they filmed “under the sun” with nothin’ but rain scenes!
    Thanks again sooo much for making Carol’s birthday one that she will never, ever forget! I’m living this cruise (vicariously through your blog thingy and the Carnival Freedom Webcams). Instead of “Wish you were here!” – My motto is “Wish I was there”!!!!
    Cheers!!
    Deb
    P.S. I have noticed that you are Absolutely Refusing To Notice that many of us have changed the name of your now ‘favorite’ game from Mah Jong to “MahJohn” – any particular reason for this oversight?? teeheehee

  6. John, boy am I good. Below are posts from yesterday where I answered Carl Harmon on his fantasy cruise around South America.
    —————-
    carl harmon
    June 13th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    Hi John, Left a message for Larry King to ask AJ about being the Godmother for \CS. Our Fantasy Cruise woule be Leaving San Jaun going to the Amazon River up to Manaus back down going to the tip of South America around the Cape up the Pacific Coast stopping 4-5 ports keep going up to Mexico ending at San Diego. Carl & Barb The Bears

    “BIG” Ed
    June 13th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    Carl Harmon,

    I see your fantasy cruise coming in some form. Right around Febuary 1, 2009 when the CARNIVAL FREEDOM will be repositioned to California.

    KARNAK HAS SPOKEN
    ————–
    Boy did I see that coming or not. I think I better start looking for a job in Miami. Does your PA need a PA. I work cheap as you know.

    “BIG” ED

  7. Looking forward to celebrating our 20th anniversary with you in a matter of weeks! (June 30th departure) and if my astrological clock is correct, we will be departing under a full moon (weather permitting of course) how spectacular. I’m sure you’ve answered this a thousand times, but we have transportation to the port on the 30th, but for departure (July 12) do we need to reserve our shuttle to the airport through Carnival??? I believe our flight leaves around 11am. Thanks!

  8. Hi John, and hello to Heidi if she’s back before you see this reply. Heidi, I hope you had a great time.

    Now, here is the answer to your question:

    The movie that had its premiere on the Jubilee in 1988 was “Vibe” with Cyndi Lauper. Coca Cola & MTV had sponsored a contest to win a cruise with a Grand Prize of an island in the caribbean. I was one of the National Winners of the contest and flew down from NY for the cruise. The ship wasn’t chartered and was open for other guests, but there were 25 National winners (and guests) on board, plus other cruise winners from Florida who weren’t eligible to win the island. MTV taped the concert that Cyndi Lauper performed while we were docked in San Juan. During that concert she drew the name of one of the national winners to win the island. He happened to be one of my dinner table companions. He & his girlfriend were flown over the island that they won and they had the option of keeping it or getting cash instead. Definitely the cash because they were not allowed to do any developments on the island. Now that you know all you ever wanted to know about that cruise – the movie was shown for everyone in the Lounge and it co-starred Cyndi Lauper, Jeff Goldblum and Peter Falk. But it definitely was not one of the best movies ever made!

    OK, so what do I win? How about another solid gold plastic trophy (aka ship on a stick)?

    Take care John,
    Carol

  9. Wow…I would have never guessed that movie. I was not even close.
    Any chance we can get a picture of this A-Team van that Alan drove around? That would be quite a site.
    Thank you for the info on David Jones. Nice to see he did well with Carnival.
    What about George and Ante? I don’t recall their last names but i believe they were brother Maitre D’s in the late 80s on the Jubilee, Celebration, and Holiday? 2 of the nicest guys one could ever meet.

  10. John, why you so mean to your BESTEST friend Alan. We all know what the purple Telly Tubby with the purse is supposed to be. Now I really want to hear Alan’s side of the Wild Duck B and B story.

    Did you think the answer to your trivia question would come so fast and from a blogger with such first hand proff to the answer. Boy is this a small world after all or is it how big your blog is.

    “BIG” ED

  11. Hi John, Thank you for the link to the Salvation Army, I will definitely check it out, I have tried other sources but to no avail, hopefully this might help. NO, you are not intruding, I appreciate any help I can get in locating my brother. He is 57 years old and not getting any younger, and I don’t want to hear the next thing about him as being he has passed away, I want him back in our lives NOW. I will be taping tonights Larry King LIVE and HOPE AJ will agree to be the Godmother of the Splendor. Glad Heidi will be back tomorrow for you, and good luck with the “baby making”, or is it already made? HA! HA! Let all us bloggers know ok? Linda & Mike – handydandy man!

  12. Good Old Carnival Pride !!

    Carnival Pride was our first Carnival cruise back in 2004 to the Mexican Riviera. We had a great time!
    Being from LA (not lower Alabama) we just had an hours drive from the Valley and we were there! Not the 14+ hours of travel time although driving on the San Diego Freeway can sometimes take that long!!!
    My first cruise was in 1969 on the “very early ” Princess Carla down to Ensenada. My dance teacher had the “Revue” on the ship and I wanted to see it! My next cruise was in’84 (I think) on the Azur Seas. A gal I had worked with at the Las Vegas Hilton in “Moulin Rouge” was the principal singer in their show on the ship. That was fun !
    I believe a choreographer named Nick Navarro has worked on several “Carnival” Revues, ask one of the “old timers” . I worked with him in Frederic Apcar’s Bare Touch of Vegas. Nick is still going strong! I’m not!!!!!

    Kathy and Paul

  13. Hi John and Heidi,

    I just wanted to say thank you for a wonderful first cruise experience on Carnival Freedom. Even with rain in Venice and the rough passing to Barcelona, we still enjoyed every moment. The ports were outstanding but it was really your great enthusiasm John, that set the tone for the entire cruise. I have to admit that before this cruise my only visions of what to expect from a cruise director were fueled by childhood memories of Love Boat! Thank you both so very much for your great sense of humor, and also for hosting the bloggers get together. As a dietitian I really enjoyed the galley tour you were able to put together for us. Also, when do we get our refund for the rain in Venice and Dubrovnik ??????

    LOL!!! LisaMarie and Sean

  14. John, your going to have to stay up and watch Larry King on CNN tonight. I just sent them your Goodmorning Show picture. The real good one everybody likes. So your picture may be showen on the show if they ask her the question you want answered. Get ready to pop open a diet coke and toast yourself your wish may come true tonight. Just in case you don’t get CNN on ship I’m sure this blog will light up like a Christmas tree between 9 and 10pm EST tonight giving you all you need to know.

    GOOD LUCK

    “BIG” ED

  15. HIJOHN!

    As my 6/30 cruise is rapidly approaching, question about the transfers…are they available to/from the OTHER Itailian airport? (My niece and I are flying via Ciampino). I have started packing already, so when you see me I will be the wrinkled one.

    Oh, and Karen Tessier…great last name! We may be relatives (there are so few of us out there).

  16. Hi John!

    Well, we are on our way to Italy. We left Pittsburgh and are now laying over in Phildelphia five hours before our flight to Rome.

    I am meeting a lot of nice “Johns” today. There was “John” at the ticket counter in Pittsburgh who let me slide by with a 53 and 52 pound bags — normally that would cost an extra $50 a bag! I sweet talked him and gave him some candy! It worked. Then there is “John” here at the US Airways Envoy Club in A Concourse who let the girls and I in the lounge eventhough we’re not in first class. I had a day pass — that unfortunately didn’t apply to this lounge — nice of him to look the other way. So, it seems fitting that I am meeting all these nice “Johns” before meeting you — It is a sign! :)

    Too bad about not showing Titanic and Poseidon — would have been fun. However, I realize some may find it a bit much. I agree with showing “Under the Tuscan Sun” the colors and characters in that movie would be fun to see on the big screen especially when in the Med. Also, and why not make it a “Chick Flick” night at that? ;)

    See you in four days!

    Best,
    Anita

  17. JOHN FYI

    Anita Dunham-Potter in comment earlier above is the person that wrote the nice article about you on MSNBC.COM at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18156725/ Just thought you would like a heads up. I’m putting her picture in the BLOGGERS ALBUM so you can remember her face.

    “BIG” ED

    to view all John’s posted pictures and his bloggers just click on the underlined BIG ED at top of comment

  18. Hi John, Thanks for heads up on the Carnival Splendor maybe doing my dream trip around South America. I have emailed my Personal Vacation Planner at Carnival to check it out for me.
    It is a real shame the ship is too big to go through the Panama Canal. Snif. :o ) Please keep us all informed.

    Jo

  19. Hi John, we met on one of my many carnival cruises and Im addicted. Im going on the first sailing of the splendor next July. I have been pestering my carnival agent for years for a sailing that included Russia. I signed up right after it was announced. In your blog, which I cant figure out how to respond to, you asked for movies on the Splenda. How about Dr. Zivargo & Diary of Anne Frank? People still need to remember!
    I am glad to see that you are getting tee shirts in 3X, but remember that women need that size too.

    You also asked for dream ports. I am looking forward to going to Australia, Bora Bora Tahiti etc…..When is Carnival going to go there? Keep me posted and you are the Best Cruise Director that I have ever encountered on my 25+ cruises!!!!!!!!

  20. Wow, I’m thrilled to have clicked that link on Carnival’s web site. I don’t know how you have time to do this, but kudos to you! We booked a few days ago for June 2008, so I’m going to be glued to your blog from now on, lol. Cheers!

  21. I remember when the Titanic was shown on the Sensation the evening that we were in San Juan…friends of mine were rushing back to the vessel to see it…I was definitely more interested in continuing my shopping in Old San Juan.

  22. Hi John,

    16 day left. Just save that beautiful weather for us. Our weather in Wisconsin has be picture perfect. It is amazing to see how your “blog thingy” has grown. Love the new pictures. I am glad to see I have some clout. (LOL)

    Another question. Do you have any idea what the cell phone charges would be on the ship? Usually, we would not even be concerned as we would only us them in an emergency, however, Cortney is now in the job market and wants to be able to check her messages and if necessary reply. Would she be better off checking the cell on port days? She is very frugal and does not want to end up with a giant bill.

    Hooray, she has an interview next week. She is very excited. I don’t know what she is more excited about the trip or the interview.

    Thank you so much again for all you do. Every entry usually brings at least a smile, most often a laugh. Looking forward to the trip and because I already know what you look like, it will be interesting to hear your voice.

    Sheree

  23. John-
    posted this 2 days ago but I know you were swamped with posts that day so I am resubmitting. Can’t wait to experience the Freedom!

    Just found your blog (my first blog experience) and enjoyed the story about the night in the pub. I happened across it while looking up excursions for my family for our much anticipated cruise on the Freedom 8/17. It will be my 3rd cruise (my 2nd on Carnival) and my first trip to Europe. The kids and I are counting the days (they are 13 and 15)- Dad and Grandma are more nonchalant as they have been to Europe before.

    Your comments about the transportation make me think that taking one of the longer excursions could add some stress to the day if the lines are long. Is it safer to pick a shorter excursion so you have plenty of time to get back?

    Also, the kids are thinking that tours of Medievel towns (like Dubrovnik and Eze) sound interesting, but you implied that may not be the case everywhere. We are already going to have to split up as Grandma can’t walk very far and the kids can’t stand the thought of the “leisurely” tours she prefers. How is the kayaking excursion? Any advice ?

    BTW-thanks for doing this. I’ve already learned alot just from reading the last day or so of posts!

  24. John,

    I would have commented sooner but I was taking my afternoon siesta (if only that were true).

    I beginning to wonder if this bloggy things great success might become it’s downfall. If it keeps growing like this, you simply can’t physically be a cruise director, a bloggy guy, and have a life (well I think you already said you didn’t have a life, but even doing the first two will be tough). I hope I’m wrong, because I really do enjoy it and I’m sure it’s good for Carnival giving a good friendly method of communicating with its market.

    Well if you get a chance to have a siesta, dream of driving your Aston Martin to meet the future splendor godmother for … a quick game of Mah Jong.

  25. Love YOur Blog!! this is the 3rd time that i have ask a question about our july 24th cruise with you. Thanks for the excursion advice. we have booked 3 and will wait for your talks to book the rest. We have booked everything thru carnival and are staying at the cicerone hotel in Rome before the cruise. We arrive at 830am on saturday. (having not slept all night) I read your response that the first day we should not be on a “tour” just due to exhaustion. (there are 4 of us 14,17 and fourty somethings) Will there be a carnival rep at our hotel so that we can book the vatican ect… when we arrive on saturday? or, Should I do it now.
    We are soo excited, we have been planning this for a year. If only our passports would arrive. It has been 12 weeks since we ordered them.

  26. John -

    I accept your offer of editor, but I am concerned that people might be offended by the acronym of the magazine title, so I would like to suggest another title: Fashion Leisure Advising Travelers Understanding Limits Encompassing Necessary Cruise Ensembles or FLATULENCE. My official title will be the Director Of Responsible Editing Managing Individual Fashion Advise.

    As for making the Mrs. the ladies fashion editor, I have many concerns. First, and foremost, what is the maximum number of suitcases one can store in a Cat 12 suite, because I am going to have to book a suite just for the luggage – she already believes that a minimum of three changes of clothes a day are required on a cruise. The last time we cruised, I understand three porters got hernias :) Nonetheless, I will name her the Secretary of Ladies Advise To Insure Dress Options

    Combined, we will be referred to as the DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO

    Alan will be appointed the European Fashion and Related Traveler or the E-FART.

    Big Ed will be named the Manager Assuring Compliance – he will be know as the Big MAC.

    All in all, I think we have a great staff :)

    ———–

    Yet another plug for the petition – we have 46 signatures so far. Perhaps membership in any bloggers cruise event on board should require proof of signature

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/AngelinaJolieforGodmotheroftheCa/signatures.html

    Jon

  27. John,

    It’s been great reading your blog as I just discovered it on the Carnival website. Recently came back from the eastern Caribbean on board the Miracle. My girlfriend and I had an awesome time! Never had the chance to tell Brent Mitchell in person, but please let him know (if you can) what a great cruise experience he helped provide.

    If you’ve never been snorkeling in St. Thomas, I highly recommend Castaway Barefoot Sail & Snorkel to Shipwreck Cove. We took a catamaran out to Buck Island and even saw two sea turtles. Horseback riding in Puerto Rico was cool, too. I do have to admit I almost regretted attending the art auction since I left $300 poorer and one paiting in tow. Good think I like it. And to think, I only went because of the free champagne. ….

    Can’t wait until my next Carnival vacation. Maybe next time I may prefer a cruise with more ports just to explore more. Don’t get me wrong, though, the Fun Days at Sea were great and relaxing — excactly what I was looking for. I entered the Splendor Spa sweepstakes, so keep your fingers crossed ….

    Just to enter the formal night discussion. Though we’re relatively younger cruisers (24 and 23), we really enjoyed our two chances to get dressed up. The second formal night, we actually went to Nick&Nora’s (the Supper Club) and then went to get formal pictures taken. They ended up becoming nice keepsakes for our parents. I really don’t think we would have ended up with such nice photos if we didn’t dress up — it really provides the opportunity to have a different type of vacation.

    Anyway, I’m sure you’re already exhausted answering everyone. Great blog and hope you can keep it up!

    Happy cruising,
    - Jake

  28. OK John time to wake up it’s 8:55 EST. Larry King is coming on I got evertning crossed, my fingers, my toes, my eyes, my legs and OUCH now them too. GOOD LUCK

    “BIG” ED and all us BLOGGERS

  29. i have been reading your blog from the beginning. we are so excited to be going in a month on the july 12 sailing. i hear some people think pisa is not worth my time…….what do you think? we have booked tours for istanbul, izmir, florence and rome. i am hoping for quiet days in the greece ports of rhodes and katakolon. our group of six is ages 11-74!
    ps…….watching angelina on larry king, hoping she announces she will christen a ship!

  30. My next cruise is going to be the Panama Canal. Is the hush-hush cruise going to be around the horn?? I know….you can’t talk about it yet. But, my curiousity is peaked. Maybe that would work.

    I do have a question about booking excursions on-line. How soon can this be done? (I know I still have 212 days, but you can’t book too soon, can you?)

    I know you are looking forward to Heidi’s return tomorrow. Enjoy your non-Thursday!!!!!

  31. John, well our questions didn’t get asked but maybe they gave her the messages that you want to make contact with her. Maybe we opened the door for a dialog I hope so.

    “BIG” ED

  32. John,

    Unfortunately, Larry King never brought up the Carnival Splendor and the campaign to have Angelina Jolie be the godmother. What kind of show is that to not bring up the important things when the chance arises? Sorry, John, but all of us bloggers will keep trying.

    Bob and Emily

  33. Wow, all I can see is Larry King Live’s show was a disappointment in that Larry did not ask her about being the Godmother on the Splendor! BUT, I will admit I have become a fan of hers, in listening to her speak tonight, I got to see the AJ I never knew! She is a lovely woman, and now I can see why you admire her John. She is quite the humanitarian, and actress, mother, etc. BUT, of cause you have the most beautiful, wonderful girl in the world, Heidi! And hopefully soon a “Little Heidi” too! Welcome back Heidi! Us bloggers all missed you as I know John did as well! He had some sleepless nights while you were gone!!!!!!!!!! Now what, how are we going to get AJ to christen the Splendor? I wish Larry has at least mentioned it to her, and that she contacts CCL about the offer! Keep us bloggers posted, ok John? Happy Thursday night to you both!!!!!!!!!! Linda & Mike (superduperhandyman) P.S. I am going on that website you sent me (Salvation Army) to see what I can find out. It says in their intro. that they do not cover the southern part of the US (Florida) but I will find out more this week.

  34. John:
    Well, it was just a big promotion for her movie “A Mighty Heart”. I have to say, she is a beautiful woman inside and out. Hopefully, they got her our messages and her PR people will get a hold of you. Do not give up!

  35. John:

    We were on the last sailing of the Freedom. My wife and I really enjoyed you and your sense of humor. That cruise was our 36th one and was one of our favorites. One thing you really need to stress is the private Vatican tour. Although we are not Catholic, that was by far the best tour we took. As it turned out john and Leona and my wife, Dee, and I were the only ones on the tour. It was incredible. Luigi was amazing. We were taken to places that we so special and interesting. Tell the guests that if they have the time this is a must do. We actually were in the Vatican for over 5 1/2 hours and never stood in a line. The four of us and Luigi ended up in the Sistine Chappel after they made everyone else leave. What a special tour.

    Again thanks for the great experience.

    Kent Smoll

  36. Well, Larry King didn’t ask, but she WILL be on with Anderson Cooper tomorrow night, if you’d all like to try another link. . . . . .hmmmmmmm? What cha think?
    Deb

  37. Well I’m glad Hedi will be joining you soon, you must miss her a lot…wink, wink.
    You know here’s a wild thought….maybe Carnival should pay you more for hosting a cruise using your name!
    I’ll post this everyday….maybe someone important will see it and take the hint.
    Or all of us blogger’s could get together and get t-shirts made up that says “PAY JOHN MORE MONEY!!! and Hedi too!!
    You sound like you are going to be so much fun on the cruise! I still think you should start a cruise countdown on how many more day’s until “John Heald’s Blogger’s Cruise” say, since they are using your name…they should pay you more…hehe..I’m trying to get you a raise. Have you ever thought about just dictating all this blog information and Q & A’s and having someone else type it out for you? I just happen to know someone (me) who does transcription work and would do it for free cruises…just a thought…and believe me, Hedi would have nothing to worry about!

  38. I also wanted to say…I don’t like the dressing up for dinner. I’m on vacation, and I have to dress up for work all the time. Our party of 4 don’t go to the dress up dinners, and we always take a 7 day cruise, so we miss 2 dinners in the dinning room. And we don’t go to the Captain’s party, or past cruiser’s party because none of us drink…we all like soda and there is never any soda there.
    By the way, you should get paid more!

  39. Bloggers let’s try it again here’s the link to e-mail Anderson Cooper. Maybe he will ask AJ the question on his show on CNN Friday 10pm EST.
    http://www.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form5.ac.html?10

    “BIG” ED

  40. Hello John!

    I think if your PA is 007 you can’t be Moneypenny – that would make you HER PA.

    You must be M!!!

    Interestingly, despite the strength of the rumor, on my blog I have had a comment from a nice gentleman in Germany who says he has spoken to a nice lady at the Transocean press office and they are officially denying any interest in chartering MARCO POLO.

    Now, whether an official denial really means they’re not chartering her I don’t know, but it does seem to put a bit of a question mark over your PA’s rumor (spelled the wrong way). Of course nobody has yet come up with anything better so I would say she is still a pretty good spy ;-) !

    I am still not completely convinced she exists though!

    Doug

  41. Bloggers:

    As you can see no new blog …, hmmmmmm I am wondering if he is so upset that Angelina did not accept Godmother on the Larry King show last night or perhaps it has something to do with his wife just getting back after a long, long vacation …. the things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm!

  42. John,

    I’m sure that you are glad for Heidi to be back with you on the Carnival Freedom, hope she had a great time with her Mum and Family. My question to you is in looking at the web cam on Carnival Freedom, is that we do not know what port you are in or what port you may be headed to, is there any plans to maybe some day fixing this? My other question is that the time is in GMT, what is the differents between GMT and local time. Hope to see you 379 days. Keep up the great work, and see you and Heidi soon. Jim

  43. John, I’ve only come across your blog thingy in the last week. I love it!! I will be on the Freedom 4/12/08 with my daughter Nikki. I am taking her as a graduation gift. (although she doesn’t graduate until 2009, her senior year will be very busy). I hope you will still be with the Freedom at that time. It is a Western Caribbean itinerary. This will be her first cruise and my first with Carnival. I can not wait!! What kind of public games are there on Freedom? Such as do you do a Newlywed game or scavenger hunt kinda thing as on other curise lines? As I said I’m new to Carnival and am so looking forward to it. I’m sure we will love it. Until then, I’m addicted to your blog. Thanks for your dedication.
    Cheri & Nikki

  44. Every few days or so, I’ll read Johns’ blog from the Carniaval Freedom, and I see there is a discussion about “eating diner at any time” or as Norwegian puts it “FREE STYLE CRUISING”. Well my wife Sandy and I just completed a 12 day Baltic cruise on the Norwegian Dream (a 15 year old ship, 50,000 tons). The Captain claimed the ship was not designed for free style cruising. As for me I didn’t like it, as for Sandy it was fine. Had to stand in line waiting to be seated, then the waiter asks if you want to share, if you don’t, then more waiting time. At times the food was cold, and to top it off one had to wait a very long time before the food was served. And I do like the idea (as John put it) that you have the same server and bus attendant for all your diner meals. So all in all I like the way Carnival does it. Also the dress code discussion, as for me I just love to get dressed up, Sandy can take it or leave it (more to leave it) so here again I like the way Carnival does it. Our next cruise is June 23, 2007 on the Carnival Liberty, I mentioned this to John on my last blog to him. One day, John, we will cruise again, you just are the best cruise director out there, haven’t found one like you yet and probably won’t, lucky Carnival Cruise Line and all the Freedom guests.

    All the best top you and yours,

    Bob & Sandy Colonna
    Va Beach, VA

  45. Mah John,
    You need to take a cruise.
    Sorry, but we don’t just hand over our luggage. We collect it at the baggage carousel, we drag it someplace to wait until our shuttle rumbles in, then we drag it through the baggage claim and out the door and on the sidewalk and down the sidewalk and then we hand it over. It does sound nice to just hand it over, but don’t do it because that may be why you have 80 lost luggages! It does keep us occupied in those last few minutes before we get our Floating Resort FunShip, and it is the ONLY reason to pack light. So my luggages have wheels. There is also the empty hardside to bring back the loot we collect! (and dirty laundry that doesn’t have to be carryon returning because I have things at home)

  46. Hi John,

    See ya Monday, 18th, with a RR gift for your dad.

    Bob Kerr

  47. John
    Do we need to book excursions online prior to our cruise or can we book them on board? Have had different experiences with cruise lines where there was no need to book in advance but some where there was hardly any availability on board? Only 27 days to go now……hoping for good weather as its more like November than June in ‘not so sunny Scotland’ today!!

  48. hey John just a quick question. While trying to find the answer the trivia question i came across a old article that said P&O was going to merge with RCL but I thought I remember you saying it was part of the carnival corp. Just was curious to know if P&O is part of Carnival (best cruise line in the world!) or RCL? Love the blog your the best CD look forward to the next blog and welcome back Heidi John really missed you.
    Have a great weekend
    James

  49. HELP! I can’t find the Private Vatican Tour anywhere on the tours list for THIS weekend’s (6/17) cruise; it’s been gone for at least a month, and I wanted it REALLY badly!! It’s one of the main reasons I booked the tour! Can you help me find it? Will it be available on board? Thanks!!

    Sarah

  50. Good evening from Iraq John,
    I just wanted to tell you that I had a GREAT time on Carnival Freedom with you Heidi and the rest of the crew May 25 – June 06, 2007. You really out did yourself and I enjoyed every minute of it. The morning and afternoon shows, excrusion meetings and the shows were all GREAT!!! As my Aunt and Uncle have said you are the best in the industry and they had you on their first cruise in 1991. I hope that all is going well at my third home. LOL!!! Well I will close for now. Please tell the Carnival family hello from me. It is good being back at work even though it is very hot here now 115-120 degrees. We are drinking alot of water and getting as much rest as we can. Until later,

    James Nolan

  51. John: I know Operation. I have a vintage copy from years back. I am not familiar with Crossfire. Maybe I am too young…?
    I have a big sewing job in the works. I may have to bring my sewing machine for my holiday in order to get it done by the deadline. On second thought … NOT!
    SewingNut

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