Good Afternoon.So, just off now to do my Welcome Aboard talk and I have just spent the last 45 minutes walking around the ship with Alan Adkins and his family. I must say that my fears are being recognized as we seem to have so many people who do not speak English. I met a nice young couple from Austria who asked me in German where the Posh Dining Room was………..at least, that’s what I think they asked. I then tried to show them in my poor and frankly schoolboy German………..I hope they found it. Then, oh no, I saw a sight that made me very nervous indeed. A whole family of people obviously from Saudi Arabia and the five ladies were all wearing full Burkas.
Hold on, I do not mean that I am nervous because they are here, I am nervous as to the reaction of other guests based on that one chap a few weeks ago, hopefully we will not have the same concerns this cruise.
So, its going to be a challenge and I head now the theatre to start my talk hoping that enough people understand me and I in turn them…………I just want them to have a great time.
I will let you know how it goes later.
And, I was correct. The lounge is usually full, 1,500 plus but today it was probably about 600 or so. The non-US count is now 1,800 and it showed today by the talk attendance and the number of people who are on our organized tours. I will do my best to try and make the guests happy but boy, it’s frustrating not having the tools in which to do so. On a happier note, Alan and family are having a great time and I hope to see them later tonight. For now, its boat drill and then paper work and an early night, I have been going since 5:30am and this is my second blog I have written today so I will continue from Naples tomorrow……………ciao for now.
It was a beautiful day in Naples today the sun shone and the temperature reached 92 degrees. I am sure if they could speak English or more importantly if I could speak their language I would be able to ask them. I know, same old tune John, but …….well, it’s just a bit frustrating and leaves me with a feeling of inadequacy…..sorry to vent.
One person who did not have a good day in Naples was this young man.
Good afternoon,
Please see below incident and follow up with guest if possible since he insisted to speak to you.
Kind Regards,
Salvino Chini
Purser office
1365 – Stolen wallet in Naples
Mr _____ came to the information desk this afternoon requesting to speak to the Cruise Director. When Purser inquired about the reason why, Mr _____ stated his son’s friend had his wallet stolen today in Naples. Purser then asked Mr _________if he reported the above to the local police authorities. Mr _____ replied, “I did but didn’t help.” Purser offered Mr __________phone call in case the wallet was containing a credit card or some personal documentation. Mr __________ refused stating he just wanted to speak to the Cruise Director because he thought CD should warn people that are leaving the ship independently since there are a lot of robbers in Naples. Purser explained Mr __________ that incidents like this can happen everywhere if you’re traveling alone and if you’re not involved into a guided excursion. Purser again offered him a phone call but Mr ________ refused stating he expects to be contacted from the Cruise Director. Mr __________ thanked and left the desk.
Incident e-mailed to Cruise Director.
So, to follow up on this I spoke to the guest just now and I explained that in fact, at my talk yesterday I gave warnings that pickpockets are everywhere in Europe, not just Naples but in all the big tourist destinations. The talk is still playing on the cabin TV’s and there is a warning to be careful carrying money, etc. in the Carnival Capers today. I have not added the guests name as he was very upset so I certainly do not want to antagonize the situation. The young man had his wallet in his back shorts pocket. It was not fastened or zipped up and therefore unfortunately, he was an easy target and as in most of these cases, never felt a thing. Tomorrow, I will send the young man a few small gifts and hope they can enjoy the rest of the cruise.
Let’s get back to the nice things about Naples. Today, I took Heidi for lunch to a restaurant called La Piazzetta over looking the harbour (spelt correctly). It is a beautiful place where the mega tanned George Hamiltons moor their yachts and is over looked by the mighty Vesuvius Volcano. Anyway, we went for lunch with Alan and his family and here are some photos I wanted to share with you……………………..I highly recommend this restaurant, it is a must visit.
1. The View From The Restaurant with Vesuvius in the background
2. The Chef and his Pizza Oven (I had fish; no carbs for me and it was brilliant)
3. The View from the Terrace – the Costa (something) I couldn’t tell in port.
4. The Fortress near the port and a typical busy road in Naples
5. My great friend Adolfo Aloschi who owns the tour company we use in Naples
6. Finally, my best mate Alan.
Here are the letters from this last cruise for the In Their Own Words Section
The first one is a drawing from my bedtime story show as featured in Kids Corner.
The rest are letters and cards I received this week.
With regard to SAMMY THE LOST DOG. ……MUM, I HAVE FOUND SAMMY (WELL, HIS BROTHER) AND PLEASE TELL YOUR SON ANTHONY THAT AS SOON AS YOU PROVIDE ME WITH AN ADDRESS I WILL FLY SAMMY 1ST CLASS TO YOU………………..please post it on the blog and he will be on his way. Tell Anthony he misses him very much and Heidi is looking after him and taking him for walks………….he pooped in my shoe last night…………naughty Sammy!
Just before the Q and A, someone asked about the Mini Golf and what ships they were on. Well right now, there is a golf course on 12 ships with the rest will be fitted by the end of 2008. Thanks to Chris Prideaux fore that information……….noticed how I spell FORE………. A golf pun there for you.
To the Q and A we go.
FAMIGLIA BAUSCH – Thank you very much for finding the blog. It is always a pleasure to welcome new visitors. I am also very happy that you enjoyed your cruise so much and I remember Cody and Ally who were fantastic and I really enjoyed singing the Booger in the Sugar song with. Please send them a big hello from me and I hope you continue to enjoy the blog.
BIG ED - You are right, I remember how amazed I was at 25,000, yet here we are just 4 months later at 500,000. Thank you for suggestion I should be a Vice President. One day, maybe sooner than later, I indeed will be working for Carnival on land. Maybe for Carnival itself, the Corporation, who knows? I do know that land has been calling me for some time; so far I have been ignoring it. Ed, you have been a HUGE supporter of my blog thingy and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You mentioned that many people have booked Carnival cruises because of the blog and that is a wonderful testament to the blog itself and I continue to be in awe of how popular it is.
So, thank you and I look forward to meeting my official assistant to the Cruise Director in 169 days……….hold on a moment, is that the Bloggers Cruise, let me work it out. I MAKE THAT THE DATE OF THE BLOGGERS CRUISE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE SAILING…..PLEASE SAY YES.
SUE GROHOL-Yes Sue, there have been good times, happy times, sad times, and time when I have sat at the computer at 2:00am in the morning wondering if this blog thingy is worth the time. However, 500,000 slaps shows that it has been and will continue to be worth it and I thank you for your kind words and support for us both.
MAXWELL 1100 – Thank you for the congratulations and the two thumbs up which is better than two fingers up.)Cheers mate.
DAVE MYERLY – Brilliant. A pure example of how crazy the English language is. By the way, do you itch a scratch? Or scratch an itch? My best to you and Jo and we will be having fun together soon.
JIMNI – I appreciate your congratulations on 500,000 slaps so very much and here is to many more.
TOM AND JANE – A big Thank You to you both from Heidi and I. Thank you for your lovely words. The Fish & Chips comment made me hungry and that’s not good at the moment as Fish & Chips are definitely not on my diet. I never did hear again from the lady who had her camera stolen in Venice, but thanks to the wonderful people on the ship who leant her cameras and gave her copies of their photos, I am sure she left happy. Thank you also for pointing out that the Carnival website’s news sections has the press release showing I had 25,000 hits, they will update it as I am highlighting my friend Vance on this so he can take care of it. I look forward to seeing you on your 35th Carnival cruise and I am grateful also that you are wearing your bloggers t-shirts. I hope you enjoy them. Our best regards to you both.
BRYAN – Many thanks to you Bryan for your congratulations posting. Hope to hear from you soon.
TAMMIE – Thank you Tammie, I am very proud of what we have all achieved.
KATHY KROLL – You mentioned that the blog should be a movie. Ok, let’s start a vote. Everyone, please give me your suggestions. Who plays who in the movie?
Fill in the blank:
1. John Heald
2. Heidi Heald
3. PA 007
4. Roberto Castro
5. Big Ed
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly)
This should be fun.
I&MsMOM – Thank you for mentioning Heidi, PA 007 and Roberto who are as important to this blog as I am. Also, I must add Roger and Chris in the office who are so supportive. Mostly, it’s people like you who deserve the thanks because otherwise I would be sitting here typing to myself which is only one step away from suffering from ATCOCS syndrome and a made to measure straight jacket. Thank you and our best regards.
JJ – Thank you JJ. I don’t remember typing your name before so would love to hear from you sometime and thank you for the congratulations.
INEZ – How kind of you and Dean to take the time to send in such kind words. Heidi and I appreciate them so very much.
KEVIN AND HEIDI-BETH AND THE 7 PIXELS – You are right, I had no idea what a blog was when I started writing in March. I thought it was the mess I used to make on my shirt when I spilt food. Heidi would say: “You’ve made a blog on your shirt from the pasta sauce.” Here we are today though, 500,000 slaps later and I eat, drink and sleep the word blog. Thank you to all nine of you for your appreciation posting and all the others you have made. Cheers!
TEXAS RAIN – Does it rain there? Great to hear that you are enjoying the blog, especially with a good cup of coffee. Congratulations on booking your first ever cruise in February on the Carnival Freedom. I am not sure if Heidi and I will be there but I would love to be, especially as this is your first cruise experience. I see you have a lot to celebrate and if you need help booking a particular tour or indeed a special dinner at our Supper Club, please let me know. Thank you also for the information on the Houston Chronicle which I enjoyed reading very much. I am here if you need any assistance and our best regards to you and your family.
DAVE AND BARB – It continues to astonish me that people are buying t-shirts with our names on it. However, I must say, it is very flattering and I hope one day we can have our photo taken together in our bloggers shirts. You mentioned about the pickpockets in Rome and that you were worried. As you can see from the beginning of this blog, these rascals are everywhere in Europe. There really is nothing to be worried about if you are couscous and keep your money and valuables in a secure bag and never leave your bag unattended or just on the floor while you sit in a restaurant or on the train etc. The trains are fine if you remember to be conscious as I said.
You asked for my opinion on the Hotel Coliseum. I have never stayed at or visited this hotel and therefore, I am very nervous about recommending it to you. However, maybe one of your fellow bloggers has stayed there and can give you their opinion. As your cruise gets nearer I will be here should you need any more advice. My best to you both.
NANETTE - There is no need to thank us. We are friends and it is great for us to provide fun and laughter for each other. Heidi says a big “thank you” to you for your beautiful words and sends you a big hug back. One day soon we will be in Puerto Rico and we can have a happy reunion and a mucho bueno timeo.
WILL - Thanks mate for your kind words about reaching 500,000. I see that you have recently taken your exams in the UK and I am sure you will get wonderful results and how brilliant to hear that as soon as you had finished your revision you clicked on the blog thingy to take your mind off the maths and other subjects. I truly hope you had a wonderful time in July and please let us know when you get your results. All the best from us both.
SHERIFF ROSCO P. COLTRANE – Sheriff, thank you for taking the time to say Well Done on reaching 500,000 slaps and thank you also for the offer of your handcuffs
MPHIL53757 – Welcome home from your cruise in June which I hope was one you will have many happy memories of. I am glad you are enjoying the blog and thank you for your kind words on reaching 500,000 slaps. I look forward to the next time we sail together.
CINDY 56 – I am not sure if Heidi and I will be on the Carnival Freedom in March, however, just like you, I hope we will be able to meet. This blog has allowed me and Heidi to meet so many new and wonderful people like yourself. I hope you enjoyed your weekend in Canada and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
MELISSA – Congratulations on booking your Carnival Freedom cruise in March. As I just mentioned to Cindy, I am not sure of my schedule at this time but there is a good chance we will be together. Thank you for your kind words about the blog and I hope you will keep reading it.
ESMEE K – No need to thank me for my reply to your question, that is what I am here for. It is not easy keeping this job fresh but even though we do go to the same ports it is different every time with 3,500 different guests, each providing their own idiosyncrasies, so in fact, it’s never the same. I look forward to meeting this group in October and I am so sorry that you will not be there with them. You requested a photo of me in the disco, I am afraid that and the one of me on the jogging track will be found only in the history books. Thanks for the great posting and the best from us both.
MED CRUISER – Yes, half a million, who would have thought it? You mentioned the Monte Cristo # 2 Torpedo which is also one of my favorites. Have you tried the Cohiba Siglo 6? It’s amazing. I have dreams of me smoking one of those driving my Aston Martin. ……..it really is only a dream. Thank you Manuel, maybe one day we will have a cigar together, but not in St. Mark’s Square.
CRUISIN SUE – Your Supper Club reservation has been made for the 8th of October, the night sailing from Venice at 7:30pm, for 2……….try the crepes. Have fun on the Carnival Pride and let us know when you get back, how it was.
JOAN FREDENDALL – Amazing. How wonderful to hear that my blog is the site you go to after turning on your computer in the morning. I am humbled by this. I am very excited that you will be cruising with us in January on the bloggers cruise and I promise you will have fun.
You mentioned you were keeping a lookout for an Aston Martin for me, let me know if you find one. See you in January, where we will have the best time ever.
LISA AND ELAINE – Hope you had fun in Mississippi. You will have a lot of blogs to read when you come back. I also noticed Big Ed mentioned 169 days and I am waiting for clarification that YES he will be coming on the bloggers cruise.
DEB ROWE – Thanks Deb and here is to the next half a million.
KIM – We appreciate your kind words and hope we can make it to the million mark.
RUTH JAMISON - And the highlight of my day is hearing that I am the highlight of your day.
CRUISIN CINDY – Many thanks.
SHARON R – And thanks to you. See you in a few days.
LOVE2CRUISE – Thank you for supporting the blog from the very beginning and one of the highlights of this contract for Heidi and I was meeting you and John from Mount Holly.
TERRI 910 – Yes, 500,000 slaps, Heidi and I are very happy that we have reached this goal. Heidi is indeed very patient and without her I would never and could never have reached this target. Thanks Terri. We miss you.
MARIJ VAN DINTER – Heeeel hartelijk bedankt voor jullie leuke kaart, we kregen hem eergisteren in Rome. We zijn heel blij dat jullie een geweldige vakantie hebben gehad. Blijf lezen en schrijven! Lieve groeten van ons.
ICRUISE4ALIVING – Yes, mate it really has gone and exceeded my expectations, this little blog thingy of ours. You asked about getting cash from the casino and there is no fee if you open what is called a Player Bank Account which basically involves just using your Sail & Sign card. Thanks to you again for you kind words and I am here should you need anything at all.
SUEG54 – You asked about the change of schedule for the Carnival Freedom in 2008. We will indeed be docking in Marmaris, Turkey, instead of Rhodes, Greece. You will be happy to know however that we will be running a full day tour to Rhodes Old Town by jet boat (not my jet pack) which should take about an hour’s journey. You asked why we are changing ports and the answer is simple that it is due to dock availability. As Europe gets busier, more and more ships require berthing and we did not want to have to tender guests ashore. Also, Marmaris offers a lot of tour options for guests. I hope you are enjoying the blog and I remain at your service.
MONS – Thank you for slapping on your first posting, especially as it is a thank you and congratulations one. Thank you for also mentioning that Carnival should buy me an Aston Martin. If enough people mention this then maybe someone will go to the toyshop and buy me one. I wish you all the best and thanks again.
PEGGY P – Peggy, thank you for offering to teach arts & crafts during your upcoming cruise on the Carnival Miracle. We do indeed offer this service to our guests on some ships some of the time. I will ask Chris Prideaux to let me know the name of the lady who we use to organize this on various cruises and how it works. Chris is an avid reader of the blog so this information will be with you soon via this blog thingy.
Thank you for your interest and you are very kind to offer.
OK, time to get ready for the Welcome Aboard Show but first, here is an amazing photo of the NEW CARNIVAL SPLENDOR BEING FLOATED OUT OF ITS DRY DOCK.
She looks beautiful doesn’t she and I am sure that she will provide thousands of people with the best vacation ever and I am looking forward to seeing her in May next year.
Talking of beautiful ships and beautiful people, here is today’s guest interview featuring Cruise Director Risa Barnes who is onboard the Carnival Inspiration. As you we see she is the perfect example of how Carnival promotes from within the company. Here she is.
1. Please can you tell us about your career with Carnival so far? How did you start and when?
I joined Carnival the Carnival Destiny on its maiden voyage in November 1996 out of Miami. I was hired in the F&B department and was the first “cappuccino girl” in the Café on the Way. I did 8 months in the coffee bar and 2 months in Formalities fitting people for tuxedos and selling roses. I made pretty good chocolate milkshakes which helped me butter up Mr. John Heald and he accepted me in as a Social Host my next contract with Carnival. It took me a while, but I worked hard, didn’t give up and finally achieved the Cruise Director position “officially” in November of 2004. I love my job and look forward to every new day!
2. What ship are you currently on and what is its itinerary?
I am currently on the Inspiration going on my third contract here. We do four and five day voyages out of Tampa, Florida. The 4 day we visit Cozumel, Mexico. On the first 5 day we visit Grand Cayman and Cozumel and on the second 5 day we visit Grand Cayman and Calica, Mexico.
3.Please can you pick two excursions from each port and tell us why you recommend them so much?
GRAND CAYMAN - (1) I love the stingray tours…especially the Ray Runner Stingray and Coral Reef. It is fun ride out on the runners and the two guys that run the tour are fabulous with the guests. The reef is a great snorkel spot and the stingrays are always great. (2) Fisherman’s Rock Swim and Snorkel is another great one for people who just want to do some good snorkeling…beautiful area and a lot to see.
COZUMEL – (1) Deluxe Sail, Snorkel & Beach party because the snorkeling is always great over the reef and the beach stop is a bonus (2) Beach Buggy & Snorkel Combo – this is a fun tour with cool little Scooby Doo buggys. The snorkel stop is good and then you see more of the island on your way to their beach stop on the North side where you can swim, sun and snack a bit.
CALICA – (1) Xcaret…this is just an awesome park with everything to see and do! Animals, snorkeling, sight seeing and adventure. They also provide a shuttle service for most of the day back and forth to the ship which is really appealing to those guests who want to save a little money and come back for lunch then back to the park. (2) Caverns by Jeep & Beach Combo…you drive the jeeps, have a great cavern stop where they walk down in to explore and take a cavern swim and then to a beach where they can swim, sun, play volleyball or just relax with lunch included.
4.What are your favorite activities or events that you host and why?
I LOVE the Newlywed Game. I play the game with the guys coming out at the end as Chippendales and the whole show is just fun, freeing and great for all the guests. I also really enjoy doing the Spoon Game in between at the Welcome Aboard show. I know it is an old game, but we do is swiftly still having fun and still giving the comedian plenty of time to grab the guests. The Spoon Game allows me to get to know eight people by name the first night along with some of their family and I continue with those connections for the entire cruise. It makes the guests that participated special and a lot of times people that only watched are impressed and make a point to talk with me one on one which creates more connections with them for me and my team!
5. Fill in the blank please – ..People should sail on the (CARNIVAL INSPIRATION) because the atmosphere is fun and you can feel the family type bond the staff and crew have because it flows over to the guests who then feel they become part of the ship family…this is such a great feeling and I am proud of the team we have formed together!
6. What do you enjoy most about being a Cruise Director?
Making people smile, laugh and just be free from all the stresses back home
7. Share your favorite story with us that involve our guests and your job?
When I was an Asst. Cruise Director still acting here and there for the ultimate position I was always doing what I could to connect with the guests and make them happy. While on the Jubilee in 2001-2002 I met a couple from Tampa. They were at every trivia, every activity and never missed a show. They were so nice and at the end of the cruise they brought me a tiny teddy bear from the gift shop and on the t-shirt they wrote in black marker…Risa Barnes – Future #1 Cruise Director. I have carried that little bear to every ship since then as a reminder that I would and I did make it to my goal. Just 5 months ago during the spoon game I was doing the guest introductions and when I got to the second lady she smiled at me before I said anything then I asked her name and she said Rewa from Tampa….before she said anything else I said to her…do you have a husband named Xavier and her eyes were as big as quarters and she said I can’t believe you remember us!?!? That was the best feeling in the world that I had remembered such wonderful people that were encouraging and 5-6 years later it paid off making them feel so special and letting the audience see that really pay attention and love my job and the people that continue to keep me in this job!!
8. List your three favorite ports you have visited?
Cozumel, Mexico
St. Thomas
Grand Cayman
9. Name three ports you would really like to see that you have never been to?
Hawaii
Anywhere is Alaska
Brazil…coming soon!
10. Finally, if you could introduce on stage any star, alive or not who would it be and why?
I would have to say Steve Martin or Martin Short because there are two men that are funny no matter when or where and they are classic comedians. They can make anyone smile, laugh and just forget everything while they are performing.
Thank you Risa and congratulations on your continuing success.
Here is the lost luggage score from this cruise.
51 pieces of missing luggage
18 returned today in Naples.
With that, it is time for the Welcome Aboard Show which tonight should be presented in subtitles considering less than half the ship will understand what I am talking about. Oh, well, I am sure it will be OK and I will let you know how it goes in tomorrow’s blog thingy.
I did not receive any Jelly Beans this week so I will have to suffer in silence for 12 days as my jetpack sits in neutral but Heidi is very happy about that.
Also, you will see Roberto has slapped on a request form for the SUPPER CLUB RESERVATIONS which you need to complete and Roberto will send me the requests and your booking will be confirmed………….thanks Roberto, this saves me typing out reservation orders . Remember, I can do this for any ship, not just the Carnival Freedom.
And finally the good news. I called Mrs Barsby’s daughter this evening to make sure she got home safe. She did, her daughter was very grateful………one thing though………..and I know you will think I am making this up but truly I am not – ……Delta lost one of her bags – ……..I feel so sorry…………not just for Mrs Barsby but for the Delta representative who she filled the report out with.
DELTA REP – What bag did is missing
MRS BARSBY – My bag
DELTA REP – Yes, I know it was your bag what was it
MRS BARSBY – A suitcase
DELTA REP – What colour
MRS BARSBY – I don’t know, my daughter knows
DELTA REP – Where is your daughter?
MRS BARSBY – In Pittsburgh
Goodnight
Your friends
John and Heidi
Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Tales from the Ship | Tagged: Splendor Godmother, Tales from the Ship
JOHN, BINGO HAS BEEN CALLED
THE CAST
1. John Heald = ED KONEFE
2. Heidi Heald = Angelina Jolie
3. PA 007 = MONK
4. Roberto Castro = Wizer, from the NERDS
5. Big Ed = The Michelen Man or Santa if filmed in summer
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly) Frankenstien
Ok for the movie rolls:
You: Brad Pitt, or Jason from America’s Got Talent (He’s in the top 10 now)
Hedi: Must be Angelina Jolie (even though she’s not as beautiful as Hedi)
PA007: James Bond (hehe)
Alan: Tom Cruise
Big Ed: John Goodman
And now, for the cheapiest man alive award goes to …. my hubby and dad. They don’t want to pay the extra cost for The Supper Club because the food in the dinning room is so great. Now this cruise is suppose to be special celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary, and my mom and dad’s 50th anniversary, so that’s all we get. Let’s just say my mom and I are trying to decide to ask the captain to do 2 divorces onboard….LOL.
WE WANT ANOTHER HEDI BLOG!!
John,
Have no fear, jet fuel will be on it’s way soon. As Big Ed’s official Assistant It is my job to ensure jet fuel is where it is needed (sorry Heidi, for you I’ll include nose plugs and 3 cans of glade air freshener with a colour (spelled wrong) to match your cabin.Also my secret recipe for risotto that you can charge John 50 euros a dish for, or maybe a night off from the blog)Great interview from Risa, who would guess she got John to help her along the way with some tasty beverages. Onwards how did the new singles event and venue changes work out John, I’ve been wondering. Also what is your vacation schedule as far as leaving for it and return and to what ship will you be returning to the freedom, and then leave to head to the Splendor with either AJ or CZJ? Great picture of the splendor, can’t wait to sail her soon. Wishing you all the best and hoping you enjoy the jet fuel.
Kevin
That other Big guy
Official Assistant to the Assistant CD
Dream car owner
Fill in the blank:
1. John Heald – Himself
2. Heidi Heald – Angelina Jolie
3. PA 007 – William B Davis (the smoking man on x-files) or Sean Connery
4. Roberto Castro – Robert Carradine (louis skolnick, revenge of the nerds)
5. Big Ed – John Goodman
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly) George Clonney
John I didn’t notice the new supper club reservation when I posted my request yesterday. I have now filled it in. Thanks for adding that. We are looking forward to sailing on Aug. 17. My daughter, Savannah, will turn 11 on the 20th. We will be in Dubrovnik that day. Are you aware of any effects from their fire yesterday? Can’t wait to meet you. Do you like jelly beans? Debbi
Good morning John & Heidi,
Now that I’ve spilled coffee all over my desk (not my computer though and not from reading your blog thingy – just clumsy) and cleaned it, I can comment.
It must be frustrating not only for you but the guests who have trouble understanding your talks and the various goings-on during the cruise. I hope they will still be able to enjoy themselves (and not cause too many headaches for you and Heidi).
Your pictures once again are lovely. Probably the closest I will ever get to seeing Europe – too much walking and climbing for my arthritic knees. – Oh, to be 40 again.
I hope Alan and his family have the times of their lives. You must feel great about seeing them again.
From the picture you received with your shipboard letters, I see that the Bedtime Story is the same “Fairy Tale” that I remember so well. Haven’t heard it in years.
Thanks for the interview with Risa. She may still have been on the Destiny when I was there in ‘97. Now you have to do an interview with the CD on the Imagination before its dry dock and whether he will be there when I cruise.
From what my sister told me and her pictures, I can recommend a shore excursion for Puerta Vallarta on the Pride. The resort adventure to Mislamoya looked absolutely fantastic. Beautiful lagoon pool, beach, buffet, drinks, water sports – you name it, they had it. The only drawback was that it ended too soon. Definitely recommended.
OK, now I have to do some actual work.
Regards,
Carol
Hi John,
Thanks for the update on the reservation form for the supper club. I have booked our dinner online and hope to receive the confirmation soon.
I have a question about the formal nights.
On our 8 day cruise…..we’ll probably have two I’m sure…..is there a standard night that these occur?
Example…..sea days? I hope this is the case as I have booked our Supper club for the Wed. night hoping that there is no formal night .
BTW…..You and Mrs. Barnsby should develop a routine like Abbot and Costello’s famous “Who’s on first?” routine. Call it “Who doesn’t have a Clue?”
I’d still be interested in your all time list of crazy questions from passengers. You know the standards……..Does the crew sleep on board? Do the elevators go to the front of the ship? You must have some new ones for sure. Please publish and give us all a real good chuckle.
We’re down to 38 days until we leave for our cruise next month and can’t wait to get on the Liberty and meet Todd. He has some big shoes to fill when he takes over the Freedom but I’m sure he’ll do a great job as you move on to the Splendor.
Just a short note……I’d ditch AJ and go after CZJ for the Splendor….always thought she had more talent and she can sing!
RE: your language barrier………get a standard travelers sign language card and use it when you run into any guest that can’t speak English. We use one when we travel…..shows things like transportatioin, banks, stores, washroom symbols and the locals get a kick out of it and it save a lot of time.
Best of luck with this cruise mate and keep smiling.
Smooth sailing and give our best to Heidi and Alan the Ugly ( his new knighted name). Just kidding…..who’d knight him right?
Crazy for Cruising from Canada,
Brad and Donna
Hello John!
This blog thingy gets better and better everyday!
I have a few questions…one thats out of the ordinary…
…its about contract terms with Carnival
Between my school sessions (spring and fall) I was wondering if there are any contract terms for shipboard positions that are LESS than the standard 6-9 months. This way I can do something out of the ordinary and meet people from across the world during my down summer time before resuming summer classes at the university.
The second question is something that really bothered me on Royal Caribbean, and I was hoping that Carnival did not do the same: tipping
On (another cruise line that doesnt compare to carnival, and starts with a word that rhymes with BOIL) , it was brought to our attention that the cruise line collects the staffs tips at the end of every cruise, and then the individual crew members tips were split on some sort of ratio, and then the crew member then only got a certain percentage of the tip that they originally had. I hope that Carnival does not do the same, as the dinning staff and room stewards that I have had on Carnival have far surpassed the service level on the other lines, and it would truly upset me to know that a heafty tip I give to a particular crew member for their exceptional level of service and superior work would then be cut between the cruise line and the crew member.
Also, thanks for posting the information about the rejuvenation of the Fantasy class ships a few weeks ago! Im not sure if you got my last comment.
Thanks, and hope all is well on the beautiful (although head-scratching decor at times) Carnival Freedom
Ah, the Mrs. Barbsby saga continues. Lucky you.
I’m very impressed that you decided to follow up with the family. Just shows how you go above and beyond.
Great interview with Risa. I belive she was on our ship out of Galveston the last time we cruised out of there on the Celebration. I may be incorrect.
Glad to see your having fun with Alan. Be nice to him on his vacation.
Great picture of the Splendor. She’s a beauty.
Have a great day..
David
John:
Thanks for yet another wonderful blog. I especially liked the photo of the Carnival Splendor. Only 377 days until we step aboard in Dover!
Hi John,
Thanks for the picture of the Carnival Splendor. Are both sides of the ship going to look the same?
Could you have them turn the ship around so I can see my cabin. 
I’m looking forward to your lesson on how to prepare proper fish and chips. I do hope the recipe does not include sugar free jelly beans.
I wonder if they will do chicken wings on the Rotisserie on the Splendor? I think those might have potential.
Still no cabin assignment for Fantasy. If nothing changes in the next few days I will forward the alternate information you requested.
regards,
bill
Speaking of Fantasy class, looks like they will be getting a serious makeover!
http://www.carnival.com/cms/Static_Templates/Promos/evolutionsoffun/
WaterWorks, Resort-Style pools!
Hi John
English speaking British comedian!!! Jeff Stevenson here, looking forward to perfoming on the Freedom again this Sunday.
Slightly concerned having read your blog re so many nationalitys on board…..I wish I had studied languages more at school now.
See you in Athens.
Best regards
Jeff
HipHip Horray, it’s a cruise with Big Ed
It was confirmed by a BINGO we read
So now we can certainly move ahead
Since Big Ed is no longer being an bonehead
They would negotiate just like they were wed
In the end Big Ed was promised a huge spread
John has offered his own bunk bed
And threw in a table for them to break bread
On the Lido deck they shall prepare a huge sled
For this is where Big Ed shall have his grapes fed
Mrs. Big Ed gets a little rub, but not in the med
And John will wear Depends, but not on his head
A washing of his briefs John did offer instead
Now off to the laundry Heidi will be lead
Hopefully Big Ed hadn’t released a warhead
For Heidi might want to become unwed
It would be a real sight if they would rent a moped
And in Jamaica away they sped
In less than a mile the tires will go dead
Since these guys are not as light as a featherbed
Lastly we must focus on what the Captain will dread
For how the ship will smell after they are fed
For their briefs and boxers cannot contain the spread
Of the smell which equates to a fish that is dead
Hi John!
I found the perfect solution for the bloody stubs on the ends of your fingers. I’m dictating this with a program called Dragon NaturallySpeaking. I’m just talking wearing a headset and it’s transcribing what I’m saying. Pretty cool! I spent about 30 minutes this morning training it to my voice and learning the commands. I’m hoping it will help me with my charts at work, but it is working great with the blog thingy. I’m sure it will work even better once I am better at it. The program with the headset cost less than $50, which is less than a plate of rissoto!
But back to the cruise — we just had one question that we never saw the answer to. Are jackets mandatory in the Sun King? Somehow, our 15-year-old has never needed one. I don’t really want to buy one if he doesn’t have to have it, since he has little use for one, obviously.
See you soon!
Sharon
jtoddinman,
That was your best ever. I sure would like to but a face with the name. Please send me a picture for the BLOGGERS ALBUM. Just click on my name at the top of this comment and go to my blog to find out how to send one to me. All are welcome also.
Hi there!
Thanks for the interview with Chris from Valor and congrats on hitting half a million!
Here are my cast nominations:
1. George Clooney as you
2. Charlese Theron as Heidi
3. America Ferrara as PA007
4. Antonio Banderas as Roberto
5. John Goodman as Big Ed
6. Al Pacino as Alan, as I do not believe you when you keep saying that he is ugly…..
This was fun! BTW, I got my t-shirt and I love it!
Good Night or Good Morning to you and Heidi from Cleveland.
Hi John
thanks again for all the answers you provide to all of us….I was wiping my eyes at the story of Sammy the sailor…poor mother…I am so glad you was able to find Sammy’s “brother”…ok on to my question.
Thanks for putting up the excursions that will be available to us on the TA in October. I would like to book the “Rome On Your Own” but when I go in the description it is telling me ” THIS EXCURSION AVAILABLE ONLY ON THE ITINERARY FOR THE CRUISES OF THE “MEDITERRANEAN & GREEK ISLES” ….
is it safe to go ahead and book it? When I hit the “book now” button, my name appears like the rest of the other excursions I have booked online. I don’t know whether there will be a different shore excursion to order for the TA.
Millie
John,
Why do you think the Europeans (French etc) are so many on this cruise?
Are the European travel agents/companies supporting Carnival more with advertising or maybe cruise specials?
Dave (Jo and Dave)
Hi John,
It’s lunchtime, so I’m taking a few minutes to read the latest (and no I haven’t spilled anything – yet). I also just looked at the new Fantasy class posting – I can’t wait. And since today is in the mid-90’s here, it really looks inviting.
Kevin that secret risotto recipe for John sounds really good. Is there a carb-free version so John (and a lot of the rest of us) can eat it? John, you’ve been really good at sticking to the carb-free diet, especially in the land of pasta & pizza – how do you do it? I can’t.
I have another idea for a big screen movie. What about “The Out-of-Towners” with Steve Martin & Goldie Hawn. It’s funny, but to me the best part is seeing John Cleese doing high leg kicks in a fur coat and high heels. Memorable and worth the price of the popcorn.
You’ve done wonderful interviews with CDs, captains, doctors, executives, etc. so how about interviews with your average everyday member of the crew? Housekeeping staff, entertainment, maintenance, dining room waiters? What is a typical day like for them? What are their quarters like? Do they get time off? Where do they eat? Recreation? I’m sure that I’m not the only one who is curious.
OK, lunchtime is over.
Regards,
Carol
Still working on hubby for the blogger cruise…Keep it up, John… you’re doing well!
Hi John,
It’s me again. I just read Ivana’s picks for the movie version and I agree with some of her choices. George Clooney definitely for you. Dark, handsome, smooth sexy voice. My choice for Heidi would either be Reese Witherspoon or Heidi Klum. I had picked Antonio Banderas as PA007, but — what if — PA007 and Roberto are really the same person???? Computer nerd by day and superspy by whatever’s left. Definitely John Goodman for Big Ed. And, if Clooney is you, then Brad Pitt has to be your best mate Alan.
You can see how much I really want to do work today. I think I am becoming obsessed with this blog thingy. Even at night I think of it! Well, maybe, sometimes. But you probably wake up screaming from a nightmare over it. Help me, save me – I still have a gazillion comments to answer – help me, help me Heidi.
OK, I’ve had too much Diet Pepsi today.
Regards,
Carol
Hi John, your j beans should be there any day now.
Oh I didnt lose a bear on the Miracle this past March BUT I did lose some money in the casino—do you think you could fimd it for me ?
Drink more Orange Juice! Good for joints and muscles. Not a little bitty glass, 12 oz or more.
If I was casting Your Movie, Kind Sir, it would need to be a charming, witty, lovable character with British origins to portray you.
Hugh Laurie would be great, but you could also be nicely portrayed by Hugh Grant, Rupert Everett, Colin Firth.
Your Idol could be your dad!
Miss Heidi must be portrayed by a lovely young lady, and I would first ask Miss Scarlett Johansson.
pls forgive spelling. I don’t usually write her.
Your Double Nought Spy won’t be seen or heard to be recognized, and should portray a cameo appearance!
Ivana is right, Roberto can only be played by Antonio Banderas.
We would only hear a voice over from Big Ed, so he needs James Earl Jones.
And I cannot bow to your continual jealous intimations that Alan is Ugly. Alan can only be portrayed by Daniel Craig.
gotcha!
But yes, we want Daniel Craig in the movie, so that would be good stuff!
Now, we must of course have cameo appearances by P & K Kroll.
And I think I saw Mrs. KneeHi in a commercial.
Great fun, thanks.
Big Ed make sure JTODDINMAN sends you a recent photo!
John, I am so happy about my upcoming cruising schedule…Destiny in Sep, Celebration in Dec, Spirit in Jan, and if JTODDINMAN will get off his duff and tell me to book the south america cruise, I’ll be scheduled for that one, too.
Just like Kevin, I’d like to hear how the singles events are going that you have put together!
JTODDINMAN–give me your credit card! (great poem by the way)
Maria
John Heald – Dan Aykroid
Heidi Heald – Renee Zellweger
PA007 -Depends on the gender Steve Martin or Rosie O Donell
Roberto Castro- Is he latin ? I think so .. Habla español ? Andy Garcia . (My mother’s last name is Castr0) Does he have puertorrican family,?
Big Ed- John Goodman
Alan- Hi Alan! Hugh Grant
Hi John,
Well, now you have gone and done it. After today’s blog, the first thing I heard when I got home was “I want to go on the Inspiration again”.
We are already going on the Carnival Glory, and now she wants this too. If you ever get around to doing the Fantasy, then I am really in trouble. That was our first ship, and I really do not want to have to travel to New Orleans for a cruise when I have half of the Carnival fleet within a few hours drive from home. She is hooked. You really need to put a warning on the boarding pass. Use of this product can be habit forming.
Only 32 days and counting.
till next time.
Kevin
Hi John…I wanted to thank you for reading our letter on the Morning Show…and for the goodies we received in our cabin. We had an absolutely wonderful time on the July 24th sailing.
I am sorting through my 1200 photos and 5 hours of video as I write. We made it home safely…but the ROME airport (Fiumicino) is awful. We will never complain about a US airport again. The lines to try to check you luggage and to check into your flight were ridiculous….wall to wall people. The lady at the ticket window said that the section for US departures isn’t big enough for all the people flying out. At least we made it out of there…Than you again for a wonderful trip.
Hey John just a quick question my flight home after my cruise on the Carnival Glory leaves at 10:35am is this going to be to early or will I be able to make it?
John, Viviana says that Richard Gere should play you on the movie uhhhhhh ahhhhh! Can I play Heidi’s part then ? LOL
Hmm… If Bill hadn’t said anything I would never had thought to look for my cabin. But sure enough, I can see my portholes from here! Woo!
341 more days until I get to meet y’all!
Hello John and Heidi!
As much as we enjoy vacation we are still very aware we are in mostly 3-world countries and there are real people everywhere good and not so good, so we always carry as little as we can and keep all money in front pockets, it did not take someone else to tell us to be careful and to use wisdom.
And great picture of Alan, well of what you got of him (give the camra back to Heidi)
The interview with Risa Barnes has me remebering all the fun we had last year on the Inspiration, I remember at one of the show she called a child (4 or 5yrs) up to the stage to show him a magic trick and handed him a quarter and to told him if he did nto look at is it would become a $5 in the morning (not so suttely hinting to the parents with a big fake wink wink) the whole audience was laughing so hard and the boy happily went back to his seat. He got his $5 the next morning we were told, as everyone that was at the show asked him the next day when they say him. You could see the boy beam, he will remember this trip for a long time.
And my husband is safe, I will not make him take me to New Orleans to go on the Fantasy, I am being nice, keeping my list of future cruise to ships in Florida port, good thing for me that is a long list! (For now)
best wishes to the both of you
the One and only 1
Heidi-Beth
John,
Thanks so much for your response to my question on Rhodes/Marmaris. I am so impressed with the customer service on Carnival. You truly aim to please the customer. My first cruise was on Carnival Liberty – 2006 Med Cruise and I was very impressed with everything from the cabins to the tours to the food (and of course the CD:) We didn’t have to think twice about booking the Freedom to Greece & Turkey in 2008!
Sue
Girldoc, why did you say that about jtoddinman? Are you planning on sending me a DOC-tored photo of yourself? I don’t see the Bloggers Cruise on your list. I made my change. I will be there.
“BIG” ED
John, we got our T-shirts today. Well I should say Mrs. “BIG” ED got a T-shirt and a nightgown. They both came reading on the back “Mrs. “BIG” ED Wife of the Official Assistant to the Cruise Director”. The nightgown, my T-shirt, was to read “BIG” ED Official Assistant to the Cruise Director”. So one phone call and it’s all straightened out, replacement is on the way. I’m sure you will get the badges right.
“BIG” ED
Fantastic blog today, John! Your two fingers must have been hopping. Thank you for the pickpocket story. I hope the cruise is not ruined for that young man . A shame to have it happen in the first port. We were wondering if our young men should hold their own money next week and I think the answer will be no. Also, you told Dave and Barb to be “couscous” of their belongings in the Q&A. Are you subliminally crying for carbs?:)
I’m sure you will have no major troubles communicating this trip. If everyone is good natured and patient then the ideas will get across the language barrier. What is the breakdown of the cruise on the 17th? I am just curious. We are so excited and the boys are eager to try out the languages they have been learning.
We will miss your Welcome Aboard address next Friday, as we won’t get to the ship until late afternoon. We’ll have to watch it on TV.
Thank you again for spending your time on this blog thingy. It is so wonderful to read about your adventures and so fun to live vicariously through the blog!
See you soon! Your jetpacks will soon be refilled.
thank you john to give a comment that you got our card by post.
stil reading the blog and thinking back off our wonderful cruise.
groetjes marij van dinter
The Splendor!!
Loved the picture of the Splendor’s Float Out. There’s more on the Carnival Web site! We are in “full gear” trying to get that airfare down! We made reservations on the first day, May 10th for The Splendor’s Inaugural Cruise…then left LA on May 11th for our Freedom Greek Cruise !
Big Ed should play you John and you can play Big Ed! There’s only one Heidi !!! Alan can play the Captain or is he too tall ? hee..
Sorry Captain !!!
Watergate’s “Deep Throat” can play PA 007 !!!
Kathy and Paul
Dear John
Just a quick note- I got my T shirt I ordered- it looks great, can’t wait to wear it on the cruise, I figured a sea day will be best- Your “Sammy” story was so sweet- you do bend over for all….well at least until you get some more jelly beans LOL-see you soon and keep up the great work – we all love the blog
hello john,
i really enjoy reading the blog and seeing the pictures everyday.keep them coming. we have all seen passengers running to get the ship at the last minute before it leaves a port of call, but, what happens when a crew member is late or misses the ship? it has not happened at pt canaveral in a long time.
john steers
embarkation
pt. canaveral
John, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, 20 years with CARNIVAL. I wish I could say your ASTON MARTIN is onboard down in the receiving area but I spent the money for it to go on the Bloggers Cruise, sorry. You can take the day off instead. I will cover for you. The ship is in good shape.
Mr & Mrs “BIG” ED
Congrats John. What a milestone. We hope you are around for at least 20 more.
Jo and Dave Myerly
First John let me say congrats on 20 years with Carnival
the movies
You – Big ED
Heidi – AJ
007- Pierce Bronson
Big Ed- You
Alan-loved the picture, Fred Munster
May you have 20 more great years
Keep up the good work Hello to Heidi
Papanh
For August 8, 2007:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow! For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow! For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow!
And So Say all of Us.
Thanks for your thoughts, thanks for the memories, thanks to you for hanging around, and thanks to Carnival for a good hire.
And Many More!
Okay, here’s my cast: (Sorry, but you’ll need a time machine)
1. John Heald – Humphrey Bogart
2. Heidi Heald- Ingrid Bergman
3. PA 007 – Paul Henreid (Victor Laslo)
4. Roberto Castro – Dooley Wilson (Sam)
5. Big Ed – Sidney Greenstreet
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly) – Peter Lorre
John, I hope I didn’t give the impression that I disapproved in any way of your handling of Mrs. Barsby. Heck, the mere fact that you didn’t take a swing at her qualifies you for sainthood in my book. I just thought I detected a medical condition that her family might not have suspected. If that truly is her “normal” personality, it really makes me wonder how she got married in the first place. Can you imagine some man saying to himself, “Yes, THAT’s what I want to spend the rest of my life with”? I wonder if she had a really huge dowry. Or, maybe she used to look like Angelina Jolie?
Oh, wow! I just saw that Wednesday is your 20 year anniversary with CCL! Mega-congratulations!
[...] Highlighting the Carnival Inspiration and Cruise Director Risa Barnes Good Afternoon.So, just off now to do my Welcome Aboard talk and I have just spent the last 45 minutes walking around […] [...]
Fill in the blank:
1. John Heald – only John Heald can portray John Heald, because of #2
2. Heidi Heald – Angelina Jolie (I know, I am in trouble)
3. PA 007 – should only be seen in profile like Alfred Hitchcock was on Alfred Hitchcock Presents
4. Roberto Castro – Emilio Estevez
5. Big Ed – I like the John Goodman idea
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly) – given the picture of him, any standin will do, since he will only be photographed from the neck down.
Now – I have a great idea regarding the mini-golf courses.
Carnival needs to put together a package for us mini-golf afficiandos that allow us to play all the courses in the form of a tour. The winner will, of course, receive a plastic ship on a stick, along with the title of the Mini-champion Golfer of the Year.
Congrats John!
Just saw the new Header celebrating your 20yrs!
I wonder how many “SeaMiles” that is?? I know they have to “bump” you to “Business Class”!!
Best wishes!
Kathy and Paul
hello john
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY WITH CARNIVAL,,,,
they should buy you a new “aston martin” or at least a “smart”,,,just kiddin ,,,the funniest time on our cruisemay 25th,,,was mt. holly,,mr. pooh,that was so funny,,,,,well congratulations,,,keep up the very good work,,,,,,,your the best,,
from hot and sunny florida
Tom & Jane
John,
With all of the sold out cruises on the Freedom,
I would think that the corp office in Miami would be more than happy to rent you a car for the day when you arrive in Miami this fall. Here are a couple of websites that I found:
http://www.carefreelifestyle.com/car_info/Austin-Martin-DB9.html
http://www.exotic-carrental.com/
I also saw on one travel agency site that the inside rooms on one of the Splendor South America legs has already sold out. This has to be due to your charm and wit.
If you need for us to e-mail this to the corp office, just give us the address.
OK now on to the casting
John — John Cleese
Heidi — CZJ (much classier than AJ)
PA 007 — Pierce Bronson
Roberto — John Travolta
Big Ed — John Goodman
Alan — Colin Ferrell
Let me know if they need volunteers to be cast as Alan’s one night stand.
First of all…..CONGRATULATIONS on the 20th Anniversary! That is certainly something to be celebrated!
Poor Mrs. Barsby! I’m glad to know that she safely made it home….hopefully the airline rep is as kind with her to locate her bag as you were on the ship! I also enjoyed the interview with Risa. My first cruise was on the Inspiration about 10 years ago.
I love the idea of the blog movie….with the stories you tell….it would make millions! As for the cast, it’s a tough call, but I would have to say:
1. John Heald – John Heald (of course) – I think the world is ready for your big introduction!
2. Heidi Heald – CZJ, as I’m sure AJ will be off adopting another child in the world while the movie is filming.
3. PA 007 – A young (or perhaps older) Sean Connery (does Carnival have a mandatory age retirement?!?).
4. Roberto Castro – Andy Garcia is a good choice – very dapper and intelligent.
5. Big Ed – Must go with the crowd and say John Goodman
6. Alan Adkins (remember, he is ugly) – George Clooney – it is quite a shame how unattractive that man is
I can see them now – huge billboards along the highways here in the midwest, with the following in big, bold lettering “See John’s (blog) Thingy in Theaters Near You.” What a marketing tool!
Can’t wait to hear about tomorrow’s adventures!
John & Heidi
Well, our last minute 7-day trip on Pride evolved into a 5-day on Elation, as “there was no room at the inn.” It was good to be aboard her again, as we had cruised Elation on our 2nd cruise. We headed to the Welcome Aboard show, and were greeted by a kilted vision straight out of “Darby O’Gill & the Little People” who declared himself to be none other than the infamous Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee JIMMY! Hoot mon—what a corker! Rus was once again chosen to be on stage, and Wee Jimmy hugged him and said, “Dad”! They did look alike, body-wise, although Rus, at 5’8” towered over Jimmy’s diminutive frame. What a hoot to see my dear husband dancing on stage in a KILT! And with a Scottish leprechaun! Then the prizes came out—John, he gives better prizes than you. A bottle of champagne, a gold plated plastic ship on a stick, sapphire earrings, a spa pedicure, an Inch of Silver necklace with matching bracelet! All for acting crazy! What Wee Jimmy did not understand was that for Rus–it was not an act! Afterward, we told him that John says “Hi!” and he spoke warmly of his time with you both. In fact, he gave us a note for you that I have scanned in, and if you can provide an e-mail address to rusnina@cox.net, we will send the message on, and treat your private information respectfully. We had our picture made with him, which we posted on Big Ed’s blog page. As you can see, he towers over us—but we were on a lower step. After he saw the photo, he said, “Oh, no! Now John will see that I’m wearing “braces” (suspenders) just like him.” All-in-all, a very relaxing trip. Hope it was enough to hold us over until the Bloggers’ Cruise in January.
Hi John
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY WITH CARNIVAL!!!
I agree, I think you deserve a brand new ASTON MARTIN. Tell the BIG GUYS we have spoken!
From All of your Dedicated Bloggers in Bloggerland.
John,
I just finished looking at the blog that had the picture of the Spendor……Oh My Gosh….she is so Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for including that picture. I have gotten quite weary of going to the Spendor page and looking at designs of how she was suppose to look….this is reality!!!
I hope the suitcase turns up soon for Mrs. Barsby.She certainly appears to be a very unique individual.
The pictures from the restaurant in Naples were incredible. I want to remember the name of it and hopefully it will be there when we return to Naples in 2009.
Please give my best to Heidi. All of us who are faithful blog readers really appreciate all you do!
Dear John:
Our friends were on a back-to-back cruise once and were made to change rooms for the second leg. This makes me wonder about the 50-day cruise that we will be taking on the Splendor. Our TA told us that it is broken down into three separate legs. Should we expect any problems with keeping the same cabin throughout the 50 days??? Please put our minds at ease . . .
hi john we have written you an e-mail here on the blog to ask you if you could help us to retrieve copies of carnival photos taken while we were on board the freedom from the 24th july till 5th august since one of our luggage was stolen? could you help us since we cannot do copies of these ourselves and the photos mean a lot to us. this was our honeymoon and we really enjoyed every moment of it . . . thanks g&i
Hello John and Heidi!
John, we are sooooo looking forward to our “Blogger’s Cruise!” My wife is getting very excited about the prospect of seeing you once again. We do have a number of surprises in store for you when we board the beautiful Carnival “FREEDOM!” I was very happy to see the interview with a person whom I have much admiration for, Mr. Joe Farcus. His talent is immense. I would like to bring up an interesting fact that most folks may not realize. All other cruise lines (non-Carnival) utilize design teams numbering somewhere in the vacinity of 75 to 100 individuals to design the interior of a single vessel. Joe Farcus does this with only FOUR people… Joe, his wife and 2 assistants! THAT is an absolutely incredible feat. I work as a designer myself (restaurants) and I can tell you that given the sheer scope of interior public places on a cruise ship, he is a force to be reckoned with! Whenever I am in a bind creatively, I always ask myself “What would Joe do?” Carnival is very fortunate to have a designer of the magnitude of Joe Farcus. I’ve read critics complaining that Joe’s designs are “gaudy,” “garish,” “outlandish,” etc. These folks seem to be more at home in a bland, uninteresting environment. Joe knows the power of design for a product such as Carnival. It must stimulate, entertain and excite. He does this exceptionally well. He is, in my estimation, one of the premier designers working right now. I am constantly impressed everytime I step aboard a Carnival cruise ship.
Keep up the fantastic work that YOU do, Mr. Heald and please keep posting the “embarassing” photos. We LOVE them!
Can you please tell me if there are any shops at the pier in Dover? We are spending 2 days in London prior to sailing on the Splendor next year.
I would like to buy something from Dover; since that is our last name.
Hi John,
I wrote to you a while ago,asking for your help to organise a “Meet & Greet” for us on the 10th.Septenber sailing.
You asked me to remind you before the sailing date.
Our numbers have grown and it now looks as if we will have about 50/60 people!!
I hope this is OK,and that you can let me know a time and place and any other info I can pass on to the group.
LOVE the Blog!!!
Regards,
Cyril Bernstein.
John, have you ever had “Jelly Bellys”, I thought I might bring you some when I see you in November, what’s your favorite flavor?