Wednesday, August 8th, 2007...4:17 pm
Highlighting the Carnival Glory and Cruise Director Ralph “Wee Jimmy” Valente
Welcome to Rhodes, Greece where there are seven cruise ships docked here at the old town. The only one from our family is the AIDA, the rest are ships that I am not familiar with which are part of smaller Greek lines. Heidi is downstairs in the main lounge organizing the debarkation of the tours and I though I would therefore start today’s blog thingy.Yesterday was a long day and night and I didn’t get to bed until 12:30 am which because we are put the clocks forward one hour it meant that by the time my head touched the pillow it was 1:30 am. Anyway, it was a tale of two sittings fro the shows last night. Most of the 1st show’s audience were made up of American and Canadian guests whose response to the New Orleans tribute show The Big Easy was enthusiastic and resulted in a prolonged standing ovation and rampant singing of the finales “When The Saints Go Marching In.”
Now, the second sitting (and just a note for my friend, no, I am not whining again) was made up of our International guests who of course still enjoyed the show but their response was….. …..well………..more measured and refined. This has got me thinking, I wonder how Costa Cruises manages to entertain guests from so many countries. I wonder if I could interview someone from there, let me see what can be done.
Now, onto another subject and that is everyone’s favorite………..smoking. The three smoking bars and lounges we have are much busier than usual and that is obviously again due to the International count being so high. Last night, I was in the cigar bar and every seat and corner was taken, most unusual for that time of night. I was talking to a Russian guest called Vasily who I saw smoking a big Cuban cigar. We got talking (he spoke perfect English) and he told me that he owned a …………….are you ready……………a Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut franchise in Moscow.
Apparently KFC is more popular than pizza there by the way. Anyway, we chatted for a while and he told me the amazing fact that 6 in ten people smoke in Russia. Now, I do not know what the ratio is in the States, Canada or the UK but that does seem very high. Anyway, Vasily told me that he and his wife and son were having the greatest time and though the ship and the show were spectacular. It was a real feel good conversation and it was just what I needed.
Rogair from Paris is so famous that kids are having photos with him and trying to talk Fenchglish, he is having the time of his life…………thank goodness as I was worried that joke may backfire.
The only negative note last night was when a large group of Italians accosted me at the formal party and really were very rude. They complained that the announcements and shows were not in Italian. There was the usual hand waving and gestures which is part of the Italian way of speaking of course and eventually they left. The strange thing was, they complained to me in English!
Here are today’s photos which Heidi took during a solo shopping trip. She came back with some great photos but it cost me a fortune as she bought a bag by a company called MiuMiu……bloody hell, it’s the same price as an Aston Martin ! Anyway, here are the most expensive photos in the world.
1. THE CARNIVAL FREEDOM IN RHODES, GREECE
2. RHODES OLD TOWN………WISH SHE HAD BOUGH A SPONGE INSTEAD OF THE BAG
3. RHODES OLD TOWN PART 2
4. A BUSY DAY IN PORT WITH SEVEN SHIPS IN.
5. HEIDI’S MASTERPIECE AND THE PRICE OF A BAG
Here are today’s letters including two from Kids Corner, one of which has turned me into a Godzilla like creature capable of devouring whole cruise ships. Also, one from Fueng Turtle, an avid blogger who has lost her luggage……….I am doing my best to look after her.
Q & A time.
BIG ED - Morning mate. I have not had time to look at the replies to yesterday’s blog thingy but hopefully now word is out that you are cruising on the Bloggers Cruise. Therefore, I have to ask, what changed your mind? Yes, you are correct that Roberto has now made an easy to complete link thingy for the Supper Club. This means you just complete it, press submit and Roberto will send it to me and I will make the reservations through the fleet. It basically saves time for me in writing out extra e-mails…………basically, I am lazy. Now, as for Spa reservations, that may need more time and its hard for me to make appointments because I know so little about massages, facials etc……….I still use soap on a rope. Anyway, there are no restrictions on where this blog can go next and as long as I can provide a service for the guests I am happy.
DEBRA HEHN - Sorry Debbie, just grinning a bit because I see that after writing to just above about using the Supper Club form etc the next posting I read is one from you asking for……………a supper club reservation. If people prefer to do it this way, that’s fine, whatever you all feel is best for you. Debra, your reservation in the supper club has been confirmed………….try the French Onion Soup. Thanks Debra and I will see you soon.
STEVE J. GARROD - hello mate. I will be as requested hosting an interview with someone from Holland America Line very soon. Your web site looks great. Hope things are going well for you over there and our best regards to you and everyone at HAL.
HEIDI - BETH AND THE 7 PIXELS - I am happy to hear that you are enjoying the interviews with the Cruise Directors, there is another coming up in a moment. The reason I am doing these guest spots is so that guests can see who will be on the ship when they cruise and get a feel for the Cruise Director before boarding. I have read on Cruise Critic recently that some people say the do not care who the CD is and that a CD makes no difference to their cruise. That is understandable but I know for a lot of people a good CD can indeed be the difference between a good cruise and a great cruise……….anybody agree? So, our best to you and your ever-growing family and I hope the three of you will see the two of us soon.
INDYGIRL - Thank you for catching up on the blogs and also for your kind words about the 500,000 slaps. Now, I know that when you have enjoyed cruising as much as you have and then you invite friends for the next one who have NEVER cruised before, it can be a little nerve-racking. It is natural that you want them to have the best time and welcome them to your world of carnival fun vacations. Therefore, in answer to your question about suggestions on what to do, let me say this. I do recommend the Carnival Freedom in the Caribbean as you mentioned. Both the Eastern and Western Caribbean are fantastic so have a look at the www.carnival.com website, click on Carnival Freedom and see what ports you like best. You mentioned that you are in your 20s so I think the Western Caribbean of Cozumel, Grand Cayman and Jamaica will be the most fun for you. Again, have a read through and start asking me questions if that helps at all. I hope to be onboard in March and if I am I look forward to meeting you and your friends who will be, like you, hooked on cruising with Carnival. I remain at your service. Cheers.
LEASA - Thank you so much for your kind words but I am sorry I made you cry with Jess’s story. She is one person I intend to stay in contact with for as long as I can as she really did touch my heart. I am also happy to know that you have promised to keep reading the blog for as long as possible and knowledge like that keeps me going during the long lonely days at the keyboard. You asked if I am spending enough time with Heidi. Probably not……………but I will make sure I do in the days to come because I have no wish or desire to back in the dog house again. Anyway, thanks for the posting and your kind words mean a lot to us both.
LINDA HERNACKI - How are you both? It seems a lot of people are buying Bloggers T Shirts and I am so grateful, not because I am getting a single penny for them, really I am not but because it means people really do love this blog thingy enough to spend their hard-earned money on something with my name on it. You asked me how much sleep I get every night. Well, sometimes it’s as little as five hours and sometimes as much as seven or eight hours, it just depends on the circumstances. If I have eaten the Jelly Beans I get very little sleep as the couch really is not that comfortable. The diet is going OK and as always I thank you for your unconditional support of the blog thingy and your friendship towards Heidi and me. My best to Mike and his bulbs.
TOM AND JANE - Thank you so much for buying the T Shirts and I am truly amazed at how popular they are. I will put some Fish and Chips in an envelope and mail it to you. …………I really wish I could. You have to come to the Carnival Splendor and spend a few days in the UK first and try real British Fish and Chips. Before the days of Public Health you used to get your fish and chips wrapped in newspaper. I especially enjoyed this as a lad if mine were wrapped in Page 3 of the SUN Newspaper……..suggest you Google that one. I am truly appreciative of your kind words and as requested, I will keep on blogging.
JABEE - Congratulations on booking the New Year’s cruise on the Carnival Freedom. Unfortunately I will be on vacation on that time but please know that celebrating New Year’s Eve on board a Carnival ship is an unforgettable way to bring in the New Year.
You asked me about a Cruise Critic meet and greet at 11:00am on Sunday morning. I think that is a very good time to meet and may I suggest you contact the Groups Coordinator whose name is Charlene on embarkation day and ask for a lounge to meet. This will not be a problem and is free of charge. I suggest you meet in the piano bar which is called Scott’s. Todd will be your Cruise Director and he will provide you with the best cruise ever. I hope you and your Cruise Critic friends are well and Happy New Year.
JO MYERLY - You asked for a recommendation in Naples except Pompeii which you have done. This is an easy question to answer, I would spend some time in Sorrento and the Amalfi coast. These are beautiful areas, the shopping is wonderful and you leave feeling very romantic. Dave will be happy :)) I love the island of Capri, but I think Sorrento is the way to go. Hope this helps and the best to you both.
KICIASKI - Hello Linda & George. You are absolutely correct that Jess is a very special girl and I shall never forget her. Thank you for the information that Mah jong can cause seizures. Certainly I nearly had one trying to find the damn board. Thank you for this, it really made me smile. I still look out on the front row and expect to see you and George there.
KEVIN - Sounds like the pizza classes were fun. I have been thinking about adding a pizza class to one of the tours in Naples which along with our new cooking tour in the south of France would be a great addition. Thank you again for the beautiful story about Brian. It touched a lot of people. Thank you Kevin and this is the first posting we have not mentioned the word Aston Martin……………….oops! I do see that you mentioned you have send me some refueling for my jet pack. I am very excited to hear this and as soon as it is recharged I will dedicate the first explosion to you. I still do not know my schedule for the rest of the year, although I do know I will be joining the Carnival Splendor in May and will remain on board through to December. After that, who knows? You asked about AJ or CZJ. No news on AJ at the moment and I am going to give it a few more days and Carnival people are following up on our request. I hear nothing, then of course I shall use the power of the blog which is enough to persuade Carnival that the gorgeous Catherine is the right choice. If she says: “No,” third choice is my friend Alan in a dress. Thank you for sending the jet fuel and all the best.
UNCLE DOUG - Thank you for your suggestions for who should play who in JOHN’S HEALD’S BLOG - THE MOVIE. I particularly liked the role of Steve Martin to play PA007. It’s very interesting that everyone is guessing that PA 007 is a “he.” I am not saying “he” isn’t or that “she” is, but certainly Steve Martin would be a good choice, although he is a little pale, compared to the real PA 007. I am glad that Fish & Chips has made the transition across the Atlantic Ocean. It’s certainly one of my old time favorite foods. I used to have two gold fish. I called them “Number one” and “Number two”, so if one died, I’d still have two. My best to you in Texas.
BIG ED - Great movie cast list, Heidi is extremely happy with you choosing AJ to play her. Does that mean tonight I get to sleep with Angelina Jolie? Now you have PA 007 played by something or someone called Monk, who or what is a Monk? I know a monk is someone who lives in a monastery and is celibate and has taken a vow of silence. I have to tell you that none of these apply to the real PA 007, although, I can picture PA 007 dressed as a monk. Great cast list and all we need to do now is bankroll the movie. As the assistant to the Cruise Director, that is your job.
SUSAN B - Very funny. Brad Pitt, I really like that one, Angelina Jolie? That’s twice she has been chosen to play Heidi. The only one you are way out on is Alan, Tom Cruise is far too handsome or so Heidi says. I am very sorry that your dad has decided along with your husband that they are too cheap to go to the Supper Club. I agree that the food is brilliant in the dining room, but you will be celebrating your 25th anniversary and a visit to the Supper Club would really make it extra special. Tell you what, book the Supper Club and I will pay for two bottles of champagne for you to celebrate with. What do you say? Heidi has been very busy at work and helping me with my thingy and my blog :)) However, she promises she will write another blog soon.
CAROL SCHOENBERGER - It seems to me that because of my blog your computer has been in the wars. It seems to be pelted with liquids as you laugh, spray and spill. It has been a little frustration so far, knowing that half the ship does not understand me, but I am doing my best to try and involve them as much as I can. I am glad you are enjoying the photos and the interviews with the Cruise Directors and as requested, I will be hosting an interview with the CD of the Imagination soon. You mentioned your sister’s trip on the Carnival Pride and I will be featuring the Cruise Director of that ship very soon. Thank you for your recommendation on the
MISLAMOYA Tour. I am sure this is one that the CD will recommend also. Thank you also for your recommendation for another big screen movie. I can see John Cleese wearing those stockings and suspenders in my mind and it’s making me smile. More interviews will be forthcoming, including some with the people that you mentioned. The great thing about this blog is that so far, the ideas to keep it interesting are still flowing. I just read your choices for the bloggers movie cast and Heidi is very happy at your choice of Heidi Klum. Apparently, Heidi says she is married to a seal……..very strange. My best regards to you as always and also my deepest sympathies to your computer.
CANUCK CRUISER - Your Supper Club reservation has been confirmed and I am sure it would be very special. You asked about formal nights on the 8-day cruise and yes, there are eight formal nights on the first and the second-to-last sea days. This means the night you have booked your Supper Club reservation is a Non-formal night. One day I will indeed send a list of my favorite questions I have been asked. I think these are pretty much generic questions as a lot of Cruise Directors report being asked similar questions. Very interesting that you should say ditch AJ and go for CZJ because she is more talented. I agree CZJ is very talented although AJ has a couple of things that really make her stand out. I wish you could have seen the look Heidi just gave me. Thank you very much for all your kind words and a special thank you for mentioning Alan and as you have called him Sr. Alan, the ugly. You obviously have met him. Hope all is well in Canada and thank you for slapping on a great posting.
NICO R - Hello Nico. I am glad you are enjoying the blog thingy. You asked if Carnival offers contract terms that are less than 6-9 months as I see that you are interested in working on board during summer recess from University. This depends on what position you are looking to hold on board so why don’t you send me some more information and let me see if I can help you. It’s very interesting what you told me about the cruise line that rhymes with boil (very funny) and I was surprised to say the least. Here at Carnival, tips are place on your Sail & Sign card and at the end of your cruise they are paid directly to your waiter and stateroom steward.
They will then give a percentage to their assistants. Within the dining room and the housekeeping department, tips are not pooled. I believe this is the best way and it seems that crewmembers prefer this as well. Why base what you earn on the service someone else gives, makes no sense.
Hope all is well with you at University and I will await your info.
DWA 76 - Hello Mate. It is fun having Alan here and also great to hear from you. Risa was on the Celebration for a long time and I am sure she would have been your Cruise Director when you were on board. Glad you are enjoying the blog and you correct, the Carnival Splendor is a real beauty.
I&MsMom - Yep, Carnival Splendor, your new home awaits you. She is going to be beautiful and a new class of ship for us which is always very exciting. See you in Dover and make sure you have Fish & Chips before you board.
BILL(ZYDECO CRUISER) - You asked if both sides of the Carnival Splendor are going to look the same? Have you been at the Bushwackers again? Tell you what, sail on the Carnival Splendor and I will take you ashore in Dover and buy you Fish & Chips. Let me know as soon as you can about the Fantasy. Once again, we have ended up talking about food. What a shocker.
JEFF STEVENSON - Boy, did you pick the wrong week to read the blog. Please don’t worry, everybody will love your show and I am sure that you will really enjoy performing on board. It will be interesting if afterwards you can slap on a posting saying how you enjoyed your time performing on this ship. See you in Athens mate and maybe during the flight you could learn French, Italian, German, Dutch, Spanish, Arabic and American.
POET LAUREATE JTODDINMAN - Another masterpiece, especially the line “And John will wear the pants.” How long have you had this talent? Have you considered writing a book of love sonnets? Seriously, I know you must put a lot of work into these and we are all very grateful.
BIG ED IS COMING ON THE BLOGGERS CRUISE HIP HIP HIP HOORAY
HE WILL SAIL WITH HEIDI, ME AND MY MATE ALAN
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH BOTH OF US HERE, IS HOW MUCH THE SHIP WILL WEIGH
HEIDI WILL DO THE WASHING, EVEN BIG ED’S DRAWERS
SHE MAY WEAR A SURGICAL MASK BUT IT’S ALL FOR A VERY GOOD CAUSE
IVANA - Glad you enjoyed the interview with Chris from the Carnival Valor and for your congratulations on reaching half a million. I particularly enjoyed seeing you have chosen George Clooney to play me and Heidi was thrilled at your choice of Charlize Theron to play her. Now, as for the others, I see you have chosen someone called America Ferrara as PA 007. I need more information as again, I do not know who this is. As for Alan to be played by Al Pacino, maybe you need to go more towards Ernest Borgnine. Congratulations on getting your t-shirt, I am very grateful and Heidi and I send our warmest regards to you.
MILLIE S - Yes, we were able to find Sammy’s brother who will be highlighted towards the end of this blog. I see you want to book the Rome on your Own tour. What date is this for? Can you let me know, I just want to make sure it’s available and if you are having problems booking it via the internet, I will be able to help you out. We are in Rome on the 28 and 29, I just need to make sure which one applies. Look forward to hearing from you Millie and it won’t be long before we see each other.
DAVE MYERLY - You asked why there are so many Europeans on the cruise. Unlike the USA, Canada and the U.K., most Europeans take their vacations in August. This particularly applies to the French, Spanish and Italians. Obviously, this particular cruise which features Greek and Turkish ports is very popular unlike the Grand Med cruise, which features mostly Italian, French and Spanish ports. Hope this answers your question. Cheers mate.
LOIS GRABASTERNSKI (WE HAVE GONE FROM BOW TO STERN) - Thanks for the kind words. Big Ed has booked the bloggers cruise, now it’s your turn.
VICKI - I found your money in the casino and unfortunately on my way to mailing it back to you I spent it on Jelly Beans.
MRSMISSINGTHESMOKEFREEPARADISE - I knew I could count on you for a sophisticated cast of cool characters for the movie. I prefer Hugh Grant to Hugh Laurie and Heidi would like to send a big hug to you for your choice of Scarlett Johansson to play her. James Earl Jones is the perfect choice for Big Ed, the only one you are off on is Alan’s………Daniel Craig, he is not. I notice none of your characters smoke which is perfect. Say hello to MTSFPBLTNSMCF. Cheers.
GIRL DOC - What a fantastic schedule of cruises you have. Let me get back to you at the end of this week and I will let you know how the single events have gone.
NANETTEALI - Ola Seneora. El perfecto casto. Muchos graci ares para Heidi who is mucho happyo foro youo chooseo Reneo Zellweggero to play her. Hope you and the family are well and I smile every time I write your name.
KEVIN AND HEIDI-BETH AND THE 7 PIXELS - Oops, it seems to me like Heidi and Beth are suffering from ATCOCS syndrome. Therefore, you need to book the Carnival Inspiration otherwise you could end up like poor Mr. Norman Palfreman who had not cruised on Carnival for over a year. He went on a ship which will remain nameless and on the first evening was found swapping the letters RCI around to CRI. When asked by ship’s security what he was doing, he proudly shouted: “Carnival Rules the Industry.” Security threatened to disembark him and he replied: “You can’t do that, I know John Heald.” He was immediately taken off the vessel.
So, Kevin, book the ship quickly or see a travel professional. Always read the label, side effects may include uncontrollable flatulence.
LISA BISTI - Welcome home from the July 24 sailing and it was a pleasure to read your lovely letter out in the morning show. My goodness, you took a lot of photos and I am sure you will have many happy memories when you look at them. You are not the first person to comment on how dreadful Rome airport is. I have experienced this myself but you are home safe now and I really appreciate your kind words. Take a look at the last few blogs and I hope this will encourage you to keep reading until your next cruise. I remain at your service.
JAMES EMM - You really do have an early flight after disembarking the Carnival Glory. It will be touch and go, however, you may just make it. Make sure you ask for Early Flight Debark at the information desk a few days before the end of the cruise. This will have you leaving the vessel as soon as permission is given by the authorities. If however you can, you may want to consider changing it. Hope this helps. All the best.
I want to stop there but will continue tomorrow.
Can I say a big thank you to my friend and colleague Roberto for the new banner on the blog representing my 20 years of service which deserves an Aston Martin Vanquish or DB9. I am not fussy although a black one would be wonderful……….sorry, lost the plot there. Back to Roberto……and I thought it was time you met him…..here he is and again my thanks for all he does to support this blog thingy of mine.
Now, let’s have a chat with the Cruise Director of the Carnival Glory, my mate and a rising star Ralph “Wee Jimmy” Valente.
1. Please can you tell us about your career with Carnival so far? How did you start and when?
In 1999 (8 years ago), I was hired by Carnival Cruise Lines as a DJ, yet when I arrived at the ship they were in need of a Social Host . A Scot looking forwards to sunny tropical weather. Back then, my ship was the “Jubilee” and the Social Hosts were also Groups Co-coordinators, Backstage Managers, Karaoke Hosts and Activities Hosts; so that gave me a true understanding of the overall job that I was to later to fulfill as a well-rounded Cruise Director (around the waist, LOL!). A huge part of getting to where I am today comes from a lot of supportive friends in the Carnival family, from Cruise Directors & the Carnival office. A special thanks in my career goes to John Heald, Heidi, Mark Price and Lenka. I have been a fully-fledged Cruise Director now for 2 months but I still wear diapers.
2. What ship are you currently on and what is its itinerary?
I am on vacation at the moment but I’m looking forward to being onboard the Carnival Glory as of August 18, 2007. (I can’t wait to see you there).
The itinerary on the 7-Day Western Caribbean from Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL
The Carnival Glory “Fun Ship” cruise departs from Port Canaveral and spends seven wonderful days cruising the Western Caribbean. With stops in The Bahamas, Mexico and Belize, this is one cruise vacation you’ll never forget.
ARRIVAL DEPARTURE
Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL 4:00pm
Fun Day At Sea
Cozumel, Mexico 10:00am 7:00pm
Belize 8:00am 5:00pm
Costa Maya, Mexico 8:00am 5:00pm
Fun Day At Sea
Nassau, Bahamas 10:00am 4:00pm
Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL 7:00am
The itinerary on the 7-Day Eastern Caribbean from Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL
Join me on the Carnival Glory and set sail for seven fun-filled days to the amazing islands of the Eastern Caribbean.
ARRIVAL DEPARTURE
Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL 4:00pm
Nassau, Bahamas 8:30am 2:00pm
Fun Day At Sea
St. Thomas, USVI 10:00am 8:00pm
St. Maarten, NA 8:00am 6:00pm
Fun Day At Sea
Fun Day At Sea
Port Canaveral (Orlando), FL 7:00am
3.Please can you pick two excursions from each port and tell us why you recommend them so much?
Belize -
Cave tubing - Awesome tour that is really a genuine great family experience that is fun, adventurous and unique, good for everyone. It is one of those tours that never really appealed to me, but hundreds of guests go with us every week and they all kept telling me to go……so eventually I did and loved it, one of the best days out I have ever had!!!
Barrier Reef Snorkel at Turneffe with Beach break - Honestly, I’m not normally much of a water bunny, but as Belize has the world’s second largest barrier reef I figured I may as well give it a go - and what an experience! The water was crystal clear and so alive with color and fish everywhere; I saw Stingrays and a little turtle as well. Great fun on the boat ride back, with rum punch which made me feel like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean!!! Johnny Depp eat your heart out! “How much did the pirate pay for his new earrings? A buck an ear (Buccaneer)”
Cozumel -
Dolphin Swim - In the 8 years I have been with Carnival this is one of my highlights, I had my photo taken which still sits on my desk; dolphins are just so intelligent and fun and you can’t stop smiling when you are in the water with them. They are so playful and everyone loves them, they really bring out the inner child in you although one of them thought I was an inner tube. If you get the chance to do this….do it; you will love it! I took my Mum on this tour and she will never forget it.
ATV Jungle Adventure - This is more my thing, getting totally dirty! I thought this would be a tame ’safe’ boring guided tour; totally not! You get to really fly through the forest on these machines and try to keep up with the guide. My advice, don’t wear white & expect to look like a Panda Bear when you remove your goggles, don’t forget your camera (the before and after photos are great).
Costa Maya -
Chacchoben Mayan Ruins - It is great doing fun things in the ports like dolphins, ATV’s, etc but at the same time I really like to see what the ports are really about. Seeing the Mayan ruins is so interesting, representing the country’s history, its heritage and learn about its cultural past. When you go on the ruins tours, of which there are a lot in Mexico, you really start to gain an appreciation for what they did and achieved and learn about their past. No adrenaline rushes here, but I would definitely recommend it, if you get the chance to go and see one Mayan ruin during your cruise.
Xtreme Speed Boat - You know they say boys never grow up, they just get more expensive toys; I want one of these boats, you get to drive a two person speedboat around, like it was the ultimate thrill speeding over the waves, flying over turquoise waters, it makes you feel very 007…..Bond…James Bond!! This will really keep you shaken, not stirred!
St Thomas -
BOSS Underwater Adventure - You really have to see this to believe it; it is the dumbest I have ever felt in my life, yet so much fun, I actually think you see more fish on this tour than any snorkel tour because they all come up to you thinking “What the heck is that?!!” Loads of fun and has the great advantage that, as it uses compressed air and there are loads of bubbles, you can even make your own bubbles and nobody really knows!
Skyride to Paradise Point - This one is not really a tour as such, it is a ride to the top of Paradise Point and it has the most amazing views of the ship and the islands off the coast. There is a great bar and restaurant up there, but honestly, what I like best is just going up there to watch the sunset, sometimes, like in every job you work hard, you get tired. You start taking everything for granted, but when I sit up there and look over the Caribbean I really realize just how lucky I am and what a great lifestyle I have. It is a place that really just makes you feel happy to be alive (Tip: Ask at the bar for a Bushwacker or two).
St Maarten -
America’s Cup Regatta - My Grandfather was in the Royal Navy and my Father was in the Merchant Navy, so you know I started life as a seaman, and this tour makes me realize that I still am. It is loads of fun whether you sail every day or have never sailed before, I have taken all the staff out on this as it is such a good team building tour, you can be really active and grind the main sails (or like me) just take it easy manning the Poop Deck and being the Barman. You get to race actual America’s Cup yachts in the Caribbean, how cool is that?!! “Awesome” is the only word that truly describes this tour.
Butterfly Farm & Marigot - You get to see St Maarten as they do on the Island tour, so you can see the French side of the Island and visit the capital: Marigot. They have amazing patisseries there that do the best cakes and pastries anywhere — Mmmmmm, cakes. Then they take you to the butterfly farm, but it is so interesting there, they show you loads of different butterflies. You actually get to see them hatch and even with an average camera you’ll get the best photos that really impress your friends, it is a great surprise!
Nassau -
Stingray Adventure & Beach Break -. After boarding a Motor-powered boat to a beautiful Cay you will get to watch the feeding program before an interactive meeting with the stingrays face to face and skin to scale as they swim around you. When I went in the water I have to admit I screamed at first, but there really is nothing to be afraid of. I then managed to do my famous Baywatch impression on the beach part of the tour.
Discover Atlantis & Historical Harbor Cruise - Nassau is the capital city as well as the cultural, commercial and financial heart of the Bahamas. You get to see some of the most famous properties along the way to Atlantis. We were escorted on a 45-minute guided walking tour through the spectacular “Atlantis Dig,” home to tens of thousands of the world’s most exotic fish and sea creatures as well as the ancient artifacts of Atlantis. There is a hands-on part of the tour - really cool! I got to touch a Starfish and a Sea Cucumber. “What do you call a fish with no eyes?…..Fsh”
4.What are your favorite activities or events that you host and why?
I enjoy hosting the spectacular stage shows onboard as I am proud to be work alongside such an array of talented performers; comedians, dancers, singers, musicians and technicians that know no limits. Also, I love being able to have fun with people who like to have fun.
5. Fill in the blank please……………..People should sail on the Fun Ship Carnival Glory because…with a wide diversity of ports, adventures & entertainment with organized activities from sunrise to the “wee” hours of the morning, there is always something for everyone of any age.
6. What do you enjoy most about being a Cruise Director?
The most rewarding thing for me would is making people laugh and creating memories of a lifetime. When I get to talk to the guests and joke with them and hear a real laugh come out. I see tired, stressed people come onboard from traveling, working and everyday life at the Welcome Aboard show, then moments later, when I’m out and about talking to people I see all of their tension from the first night disappear, and you know they’ve really got away from it all due to the smiles on their faces.
7. Share your favorite story with us that involve our guests and your job?
Rather than share this moment from my perspective, let me show you the best experience I’ve had as a Cruise Director, expressed by a guest.
“Dear Sir,
> My family and I have grown accustomed to the tremendous value a cruise
>aboard a Carnival ship represents and have come to expect a series of
>wonderful memories with each embarkation. In attempting to define
>Carnival’s “secret” as to how they are able to consistently deliver a
>Superior product, one thought stands above all else.
>
> EFFORT!
>
> Each of the folks at Carnival willingly gives “Max Effort” to deliver a
>great vacation! At the point where unavoidable, unforeseen conflicts arise,
>never will it be as a result of a lack of effort and within seconds of it’s
>recognition, it is resolved. This commendable mindset is the baseline from
>which each of our cruises begins.
>
> Occasionally, an individual exceeds these lofty expectations. Carnival
>Glory’s Cruise Director, Wee Jimmy (Ralph Valente,) is such a person. As
>though he was in my living room, Wee Jimmy delivered during his briefings,
>all the requisite information in an entertaining manner. He is a natural!
>Specifically, his delivery of the Homeland Security
> “One person in Three is suspicious” routine that we’ve all heard
>numerous times was on par with the best efforts of Jackie Gleason! While
>this is good and continues the finest traditions of Carnival Cruise Lines,
>it doesn’t reflect the motivation behind the Email.
>
> My son is autistic and doesn’t communicate very much at all. When he
>indicated a desire to meet Wee Jimmy, an effort to reach out to him was
>made. Realizing the nature of Wee Jimmy’s responsibilities and time
>constraints, our expectations were understandably low. This turned out to
>be a mistaken assumption. Wee Jimmy took time from his busy day to meet our
>son, take pictures and find common ground upon which to communicate. My
>son’s response to Wee Jimmy could best be described as fantastic! This made
>what was already a wonderful cruise into an event that will live in our
>hearts forever!
>
> Ralph Valente, (Wee Jimmy) is a “Top Shelf” man with admirable
>character and is an asset fitting exceedingly well with the high standards
>CCL holds. His efforts are worthy of a high placed nod of approval and are
>appreciated by a grateful family!
>
> Respectfully yours,
>*Name removed
8. List your three favorite ports you have visited?
St. Thomas USVI / ALL Mexican Ports “tequila!” (Carnival Glory)
Juneau, Alaska / Maui, Hawaii (Carnival Spirit)
St. Petersburg, Russia / Port Glasgow, Scotland (Carnival Legend)
Sorry, I couldn’t decide on just three, 6-close enough!
9. Name 3 ports you would really like to see that you have never been to?
Venice, Italy (Carnival Freedom),
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (Carnival Splendor),
Boston (Carnival Triumph, Victory)
10. Finally, if you could introduce on stage any star, alive or not who would it be and why?
Star Singer/Legend-Frank Sinatra, class, cool and character - one cool cat… Star comedian-Billy Connelly-the funniest comedian ever - oh, and he’s Scottish! Movie star-Sean Connery (Oh, did I mention he’s Scottish). The Loch Ness Monster-because I want my water wings back so I can go on the Barrier Reef Water tour!
Thank you Wee Jimmy. I gave him that name by the way based on a comic character from the U.K. called Wee Jimmy Krankie. It stuck and even Wee Jimmy’s Mum calls him this now. Here is a photo of us together on stage……………a time I will always Cherish. People ask if he actually wears anything under his Kilt but I have no idea and honestly I am not bothered………..I am sure its no big thing 
Here is a photo of Wee Jimmy and I and thanks to Stormin Norman for sending it to me.
Do you remember the young man whose Grandma left his dog Sammy on the plane and who has been crying ever since. Well, as I said we found Sammy and Mum, if you are reading this, please let your son see these photos of Sammy. We are looking after him until you tell me the address you want him flown first class to. Here is Sammy who says he misses you all.
SAMMY AND ME
SAMMY AND HIS ASTON MARTIN
SAMMY LEARNING TO POOP IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND NOT IN MY SHOE
I just wanted to also show you this e-mail which I just received. After this I will keep the communication between jess and I private but her Aunty told me it was ok to post this.
From: Jessica
Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2007 1:33PM
To: FREEDOM CRUISE DIRECTOR;
Subject: Hello John
Hello John I am home again. My mummy and daddy liked the joke very much and they laughed and I told them you were very funny and everything
I am looking at the photos tomorrow because there are lots and lots and some of you
Will you write to me please because I am your friend
Jess
I have written and as long as she wants me to, I will be her friend
OK, showtime and before I go, there is one more photo I need to show you…………………….it’s of me, from 1993 a young stud of a Cruise Director.
Look at that jacket………………………what was I thinking?
Goodnight
Your Friends
John and Heidi
56 Comments
August 8th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
John, Adrain MONK is a detective played by Tony Shalub. The show is on the USA channel. Here is a link. http://www.usanetwork.com/series/monk/ .
“BIG” ED
August 8th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Oh My Gosh! I am sitting here with my mouth open! Can’t believe that picture of you was just 14 years ago! If your hair turned grey since working for Carnival they DEFINITELY owe you an Aston Martin for your 20th anniversary! HA! Thanks also for the interview with Wee Jimmy, he is a character, I enjoyed him as our CD this last cruise and as your assistant the last time on Glory when you were CD. He is so funny! He had a rough life there, he told us about how he was homeless at one point in his life. We even got to meet his mum on the ship, she was visiting Wee Jimmy because the week we were on the ship in May he had just been promoted to CD. It was nice to be able to share that time with him! I hope someday to cruise with him again also. He has been on the Glory for quite awhile now. John, is there any way you could find out if Carnival plans on bringing any other 7 day cruises out of Port Canaveral, Florida, besides the Glory? Since I have been on the Glory 3 times, and it would be nice to cruise from Port Canaveral, since it is only a 20 minute ride from our home, but would love to try another ship. We have been on many of the new ships, but most leave out of Miami or Ft. Lauderdale. I LOVE the Caribbean, and we even went to the Panama Canal one year which was a fabulous cruise. Well, have to start dinner now for Mr. bulb man, so have a nice “THURSDAY” night celebrating your 20th anniversary, and can’t wait to see you both in November. TELL me YOU WILL BE THERE! I will keep bugging you like you did Big Ed, (he finally booked the bloggers cruise) now all I need is a definite YES, that you and Heidi will be on Freedom 11-17 to 11-24. PLEASE say YES! Can’t wait to get our bloggers t-shirts. Should be here next week. Linda & Mike
August 8th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Hi John, Sorrento and the Amalfi Coast it is. Thanks for your suggestion. It sounds like that might be a more relaxing choice. I will love the shopping. I don’t know if Dave will love the choice. He hates shopping especially my shopping. HeeHee.
Thanks again,
Jo and Dave
August 8th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Hello there John and Heidi:
It will be Thursday before you get this so have a great Thursday!!!
To the cast of America Ferrara (Ferrera I think) as PA007. She is Betty Suarez from show called Ugly Betty. She is not really ugly in real life, they just made her uglier for the role (bushy hair, bad glasses, retainers and horrible sense of style of clothing). It is very funny show on ABC, she is an assistant to Editor in Chief in Mode magazine and you witness her daily troubles and joy.
Gotta go, talk to you later….
August 8th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Happy Anniversary John! You are truly one in a million. I am looking forward to a cruise with you and Heidi sometime in the future. I was on the Glory a few years ago with the Clear Channel Cruise and I seemed to skip out on some of their events when ever you were doing a show. I hope you keep doing what you are doing for at least 20 more years!
August 8th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Hi John,
Great interview with “Wee Jimmy”. He sounds like an exceptional CD. We will be on the Carnival Glory in December. Will “Wee Jimmy” be on the Glory then? We look forward to meeting him and will surely bring him a bear for his collection as well.
Barb & Carl - the Bears
August 8th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
John & Heidi
Our last minute 7-day trip on Pride last week evolved into a 5-day on Elation, as “there was no room at the inn.” It was good to be aboard her again, as Elation was our 2nd cruise ship. We headed to the Welcome Aboard show, and were greeted by a kilted vision straight out of “Darby O’Gill & the Little People” who declared himself to be none other than the infamous Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee JIMMY! Hoot mon—what a corker! Rus was once again chosen to be on stage, and Wee Jimmy declared him his “Dad!” They did look alike, body-wise, although Rus, at 5’8” towered over Jimmy’s diminutive frame. What a hoot to see my dear husband dancing on stage in a KILT! And with a Scottish leprechaun! Then the prizes came out—John, he gives better prizes than you. A bottle of champagne, a gold plated plastic ship on a stick, sapphire earrings, a spa pedicure, an Inch of Silver necklace with matching bracelet! All for acting crazy! What Wee Jimmy did not understand was that for Rus–it was not an act! Afterward, we told him that John says “Hi!” and he spoke warmly of his time with you both. In fact, he gave us a note for you both that I have scanned in, and if you can provide an e-mail address privately, we will send the message on, and treat that private information respectfully. We had our picture made with him, which we posted on Big Ed’s blog page. As you can see, he towers over us—but we were on a lower step. After he saw the photo, he said, “Oh, no! Now John will see that I’m wearing “braces” just like him.” All-in-all, a very relaxing trip with a gracious cruise director. Hope it was enough to hold us over until the Bloggers’ Cruise in January.
Love ya both
Rus & Nina
August 8th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
:-D)
Great job on potty training the dog. Remember that. I’m sure that skill may come in handy in the future!
August 8th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I have to start with the inteveiw of “Wee Jimmy” that was great, almost can’t wait the 31 days that are left, he sound like so much fun, and I love the picture of you and “Wee Jimmy”, the kilt look good on him. My husband’s mom was Scottish, but I will let him tell more of that. Anyway when “Wee Jimmy” ever get to Boston I know he will love it. Boston is amazing and has so much to do, we grew up near there, just one thing don’t try driving there!
It is nice the see Sammy is having an adventure before going to his new home, and there is a mom and little boy that will never forget a certain CD.
the kids corner is so cute, it is wonderful to see things through the eyes of a child, even if they do draw you bigger than the ship
wishing you and Heidi all the best
Heidi-Beth
August 8th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Did you know that you will be leaving Florence the day that Michael Buble appears in Firenze at the Nelson Mandela Forum? Ticket prices, according to some ticketmaster thingy in Italian, are from 34.5 Euros to 69 Euros. His concert begins at 21:00. Now that would be a shore excursion.
Could we have him as a fly on entertainer on October the 28th? He doesn’t have to be in Zurich until the 29th!
I’m sure someone would put him up on their couch overnight if you don’t have any staff and crew rooms available.
August 8th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
John, if that’s what 14 years of being a CD causes can you PLEASE do your best Michael Jordon impression and toss the application I sent you in the only part of the bridge you could take a picture of.
“BIG” ED
August 8th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hello John from Mississippi where it is extremely hot…105 degrees! What a great pic from 14 years ago..handsome then and handsome now.
Heidi, those pictures you took were great…how’s the new purse working out? John, what are the chances that we will be seated at dinner with other bloggers while on the bloggers cruise?
Can’t wait to see you both.
Elaine
August 8th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
John,
I read your blog thingy all the time and wish that I could join your blog cruise next year! You have been a cruise director for a few of my cruises and have always made for a VERY fun time. We had WEEEE Jimmy as an assistant Cruise Director on our Glory cruise last year and Lordy is that dude FUNNY! We were all (all 8 of us!) so excited to hear that he was promoted and will now be on the Glory next week! So……I have an offer he just can’t refuse: I LIVE in Boston and will open my home to WEEEE Jimmy ANY time he would like to visit Boston!
Please continue to write this blog thingy no matter how busy you are…..(sorry Heidi!!) because for most of us, it’s like being on the cruise with you!
Robin D
Boston, MA
August 8th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
hi john, loved the story on wee jimmy. he is great to work with. we sometimes have lunch in the staff dining room on saturdays.
congratulations on being with carnival for 20 yrs. as you now i was in law enforcement for 20 and now i always say i want to be with carnival for 20 yrs.
i wish you much good luck, good health and continued success
john steers
wheelchair relocation specialist
carnival cruisle line
port canaveral florida
August 8th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
John -
I am enjoying your interviews with the various CD’s - it does, as you say, give people an idea of who they will be sailing with on their upcoming cruises.
That having been said, and please take no offense to this comment, I am one of those individuals for whom the CD is not a primary factor in having an enjoyable cruise - the CD is one of supporting cast of thousands and, at least to me, it is those thousands who make the cruise memorable.
What I have found in my six cruises is that, if the passenger makes an effort of it, they can forge a friendship with someone they would not ordinarily have ever met. Who knows, you might even make a difference in someone’s life - as you clearly have made a difference in Jess’ life (and Kevin in Brian’s). I have left every cruise feeling that I influenced someone in the crew in some manner.
So, while I certainly look forward to seeing my new friend Heidi (and her husband John), what I am really looking forward to is meeting the members of the crew of the MV Carnival Freedom that will make my two weeks an experience that I will remember for the rest of my life. I may not remember names (something I am horrible with), but I will always remember the servers, pursers, housekeeping staff, bartenders, social hosts, dancers, super shoppers, and, yes, even the cruise directors, who make the choice of a Carnival cruise my choice of a vacation.
81 days until we arrive - see you soon.
Jon
August 8th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
John,
Its very reassuring to hear that the crew onboard actually gets 100% of their tips. Personally, I was disturbed when I found that on the other line this was not the case. Once again, thanks for your great effort in keeping this blog daily - it gives us all a glimpse into your daily life and the family aboard the Carnival Freedom - many thanks to your great effort.
To be honest, I am interested in any shipboard position other than casino staff, for I do not have the required experience to preform to my best. I would love to be able to interact with the guests someway if possible…being able to put a smile on someone’s face is absolutely priceless. Then again, any position on the ship would be good enough for me.
I do not have much experience with anything, which could be an issue. I have worked at a real estate office answering phones and tracking down clients, and have also cleaned offices just to make enough to pay car insurance and such. Nonetheless, my grades, community service hours, and standardized testing scores will reflect that I am competent to hold any position. I will be 18 years old during the term time… which would be June 2008-Mid August 2008. I would like to experience a position onboard before I get far into school, and I feel this opportunity will fine-tune my future career …hopefully a career that will land me in the Carnival family.
Just let me know what else you need, and I will provide you with the material. I have to run out to catch the rest of the family at dinner!
Many thanks again for your hard work and continuing dedication to the blog! Im a 5 time Carnival cruiser, and two of the 5 were with you!
- Nico Rose
“Its not about the money that you take in, its about the passion and level of service you give back”
August 8th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
PRESS RELEASE………
HAZZARD COUNTY SHEFIFF’S OFFICE
THE HAZZARD COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE IS PROUND TO ANNOUNCE THAT LAST WEDNESDAY, A 7 YEARD OLD BOY WAS RETURNED TO HIS MAMA.
THE LITTLE BOY HAD BEEN TAKEN FROM HIS RESIDENCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BY A FRIEND OF THE LITTLE BOY’S MAMA.
SHERIFF ROSCO P. COLTRANE LOCATED AND TALKED WITH THE SUSPECT ON HIS CELL PHONE AND MADE HIM AN OFFER HE COULD NOT REFUSE. THE LITTLY BOY WAS LOCATED ONLY THREE HOURS AFTER HE WAS TAKEN AND HOME A SHORT TIME LATER.
SHERIFF COLTRANE SAID THE BOY WAS NOT HURT.
THE SUSPECT IS RESTING QUITE COMFORTABLY IN THE COUNTY JAIL. IT IS THE SHERIFF’S UNDERSTANDING THE SUSPECT IS UP FOR INMATE OF THE MONTH. THE OTHER INMATES DON’T EVEN SPEAK TO THE SUSPECT. I GUESS THEY EVEN HAVE AN HONOR CODE IN JAIL.
SHERIFF COLTRANE SAID, “IT’S ALL IN A DAY’S WORK.”
August 8th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
john, monk rocks!! get with it honey! ha ha ha ha ha
i am soooo glad big ed is going on the bloggers cruise! and now i think lois grabyourcarkeys is going too!
smiles,
bonnie and prince charlie
August 8th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
First, Please dont reply to all my comments John because I feel very guilty!! I like to talk and comment about everything and its very difficult for me to remain silent (true) but then I fell guilty. Im trying to refrain from making comments but it is difficult, so please ignore me and let me talk ok?
Example today I was not going to talk but as a teacher I have to make a comment about Olivias drawing. Look at the drawing she doesnt see you as Godzilla , he sees you as the one who is looking over the ship. When I was on the Freedom one could feel you everywhere you were the”voice” one could almost feel that you were watching our every moves , really! You could watch us from the camera on the Lido , on the Victoriana.I dont know if I am explaning myself(the language thing) but when I look at the drawing I got it inmediately because in a sense we felt the same way.Also the detail of the heart the ship is on your chest on your heart.And the festivity in the fire works, I like it! I got the message
August 8th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
John,
Pizza class sounds like a great thing to do, If carnival ever contacts me ever again I might even be able to teach the class to say every child in camp carnival to begin with. And I’m not talking about that easy to make deep dish pizza they make on carnival ships either I’m talking new york city hand tossed pies. I know i mentioned this before but I did apply for a position and did do a phone interview and I know i did rather well because they called back in 20 minutes to say that I would be hearing something soon, but alas still no word. Anyone you might know I should contact that might help. Other wise I’m just going to have to apply to be a John Heald employee, and run pool games and make a fool of myself just for a cheap laugh:) hmm this might be a better way to go I’m starting to think? And I look good in a red blue and white outfit, a sideways view and i can pass for the French flag. Onto the topic of pizza making. The one key statement i use at every pizza workshop I teach and I’ve been doing them at local schools and library’s for almost 10 years now is ” Every Pizza is as individually different of each and every one of you, and there is no such thing as correct or incorrect as long as it’s the way you like it.” Then we get to make a mess, I leave before the person in charge of the event notices the god awful mess and someone else gets to clean up the sauce from everywhere and hose off the adorable child who thought blowing on the flour to see what happens :). I love kids they are so much fun. Once again congrats on the 20 year milestone, lets hope for another 20.
Kevin
August 8th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
John,
“Tell you what, sail on the Carnival Splendor and I will take you ashore in Dover and buy you Fish & Chips.”
It’s a deal. I’m booked on the Splendor Inaugural.
http://www.zydecocruiser.com/splendor_08/splendor_08.htm
I’m also booked on the Round the Horn sailing:
http://www.zydecocruiser.com/splendor_09/splendor_09.htm
With all the talk of fish and chips and after viewing the menu from The Frying Pan, I was thinking of flying in early to do some pre-cruise stomach stretching exercises, anyway.
I do have one question. Assuming the Splendor christening is held in Dover, who do I have to sleep with to get invited to that? Even if I do get booted off at night and stay in a hotel…
bill
August 8th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Big Ed,
Now that’s an Aston Martin with the steering wheel on the proper side. I found a different picture, but had thought the interior color was just hideous. But what do I know? Maybe John loves it…
http://www.zydecocruiser.com/am1.jpg
And one can never have too many toys.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Good evening Mr. Heald. I hope you enjoyed your special day. I sent a card to you but I’m not sure when you’ll get it. In the card I put a picture of my wife and I of the picture we took on the ship Carnival Legend. I wanted you to know who you have been writing to since I’ve seen many pictures of you. You will see that I’m not a thin man but a handsome one. ( Ha,ha,ha.) Now about Vasily. I was shocked to see that Kentucky Fried Chicken and Pizza Hut were the most impotant franchises in Moscow. I wonder if the people drink vodka with their chicken & pizza? I was a little embarrassed when you told about the rude Italians. Most Italians are very respectable. Sorry to hear about that rude group. I’m still waiting for my two t- shirts. I called Miami and today I received an e-mail about the shirts. They should be here soon. I’ll be wearing the shirt when I get to the Freedom in February. I would like to say thank you to Roberto for the work he has been doing. Please let him know how I feel for what he’s done. Once again I enjoyed the interview about Wee Jimmy” Valente. He’s very respectable towards you Mr. Heald. He can only get better as a cruise director since you assisted him. I liked the photo with you and him. Did you ever wear a Kilt or would you ever one? Was the picture of you as a young stud of a Cruise Director the very first time when Heidi met you? Very interesting Mr. Heald. I thought the jacket was fine but that blue bow tie, wow.Finally, the photos that you showed today were very good and I’m so glad that the little guy will have his friend Sammy back soon. It’s amazing how you & Heidi care so much for children. I think the two of would be tremendous parents. Ciao till the next time Mr. Heald.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
August 8th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Hi John,
Got your last message and we will be sure and drop you a message when we get onboard on Aug 17th. Congratulations on your 20 years by the way!
I was on the Funship Island site the other day and while looking at the people coming down the waterslide I swear there was a boy that was the spitting image of my son! His doppleganger! I guess going on this cruise was meant to be. See you soon
G
August 8th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
John -
I’ve been reading from the start, but never felt the need to throw in my two sense until now… CONGRATS on 20 years! It is SO wonderful to see someone who so obviously loves what he does. I’ve been in hospitality for the better part of the last 15 years, and I know it can wear on a body. To see a person who is still as much in love with what he does as he’s ever been, well, it’s refreshing. Kind of makes me want to take to the seas, see if the salt air works for me too
I’ve been a long time Carnival guest (most recently on the Liberty), and it’s been quite a ride to watch how CCL has grown and adapted to changing times. Can’t wait to see the Splendor!
Once again, congratulations on your 20 years. If the bloggers are any indication, you have a host of people all over the world who count themselves lucky to have been part of your world, even if just for a bit.
-Nancy
August 8th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Hello John,
Thanks for posting the interview with WEE JIMMY! Haha, he always made us laugh whenever he had the stage in the Amber Palace, and accessible to talk to through his daily morning walks on the track. Whenever you communicate with him again, give him my thanks for making our second stay onboard the Glory really memorable.
I’ve got some stories to share with you in a little letter about that cruise, but I’ll type that up and send it to you in Italy in a few weeks since I’m moving to university dorm next week.
Until then, cheers!
August 8th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Love reading about Sammy the dog. Can you post pictures of all the animals available in the Build-A-Buddy activity? I am planning on making one if the Camp Carnival staff will overlook the fact that I am 26 years over the age limit!
August 8th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Hi John,
I hope you had a good day celebrating your 20th anniversary with Carnival. Thank you for the interview with Wee Jimmy…..I actually thought that was his name. I first met him in March 2005 on the Triumph with Chris Jefferson, then in March 2006 he was on the Glory with Mark Price. So in March of this year, I was looking for him on the Valor thinking he might be with Chris yet again, but he wasn’t there. He had been promoted last year to one of the ships that does a 4 or 5 day cruise out of Florida……I can’t remember which ship and he was so happy……I’m happy now that he is a full-fledged cruise director….he certainly deserves it and I hope to see him again one day. My best to you and Heidi.
Best regards,
Cindy
August 9th, 2007 at 7:54 am
Good Thursday Morning John and Heidi,
Thank you for your concern about the physical abuse I have subjected my computer to (I know - not proper grammar). This last time it was my desk, not the computer. It was like a flood of coffee covering my desk top. From now on, I will use a sippy cup.
Those pictures in the kids corner are amazing. I wish I was able to draw that well when I was 8.
If your conversations with Rogair have gone so well, why not do an Italian version with your guests. Maybe they’ll understand the hand gestures!
Nice to see a picture of Roberto - mucho gracias Roberto, thanks for everything you’ve done for the blog thingy.
Someday I hope to cruise with Wee Jimmie - he sounds like quite a character. I love these CD interviews (I know I suggested it a while ago along with others so thanks for doing them).
That photo of yours definitely brings back fond memories. Do you remember who your assistants were on the Ecstasy in 1992? I have photos of the costume show and the male nightie contest with either a social host or asst. cd. I remember that cruise - this show was definitely one of the rowdier ones. I think because it was the last sea day with nothing to do but consume large quantities of very potent beverages. Speaking of which, the Bushwacker. I first had one in St. Thomas - not on a cruise but staying at a resort. I was at the pool bar and the bartender made one for me. I saw everything that went into it and it looked like a big milkshake. Tasted great too. She kept topping off my glass. No problem - until I started to get up and go change for dinner. Big problem. I tried to look nonchalant as I very slowly went up a few stairs to walk down the path to my room. All I could think about was not falling on my face. It took me a lot longer to get ready for dinner that night. I now have the recipe for bushwackers on a magnet on my refrigerator, but haven’t made it since I got back. But it is quite a deceptive concoction.
Have a wonderful Thursday,
Carol
August 9th, 2007 at 8:36 am
John, and everybody else you all got that picture by Oliva all wrong. John is wearing a I LOVE CARNIVAL T-SHIRT. With the sharks in the water she is saying how safe she feels onboard a CARNIVAL ship. But what she is thinking giving John a women’s hourglass figure I have no idea. Maybe ALAN (SIR UGLY) can help me there. Speaking of Alan tell him, I don’t trust you, to send me a picture to put in the BLOGGERS ALBUM.
“BIG” ED
August 9th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Hello John,
Thanks for the interview with “Wee Jimmy”. We are on the Dec. 1 Glory western cruise so we will meet him then. This will be our fourth Glory cruise since Dec. 2004. It’s convenient leaving from Port Canaveral. I agree with the other blogger - we need another ship and different itinerary from there.
I think the Aston Martin with Sammy looks familiar.
I also read a news report about the wildfire in Croatia that was getting very close to Dubrovnik. I believe it is under control now but did you see any evidence of that when you were there last cruise?
Linda (kicia) and George
August 9th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Good mornin John and congrats on 20 years !
John and I sailed with you and wee Jimmy—-he was on the morning show with you in his bathrobe and a curler in his hair, too funny.
Now you’ve gone and done it !!!!! Spent my casino $$ on jelly beans–you are sooo in trouble. Did they ones I sent you arrive yet ?
Have a great day
August 9th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hi John,
Just recently booked another cruise for Jan 13, 08 on the Carnival Valor. So as of now, I’m booked on that one and the Carnival Liberty on Sept 29, 07. The Carnival Valor will be my “Platinum” cruise. I’m going to ensure that Carnival knows it’s my 10th cruise before I go so that I can get all of those cool perks. I’m already planning my next cruise for 2009. I was thinking of doing a back to back cruise on the Imagination. That was my first cruise ship back in 96. I noticed they’ve remodel quite a bit of it. I hope they didn’t change too much of the Horizen Bar and Grill. I enjoyed going back there in the evening and watching the news on the TV at the bar while drinking my decaf tea.
August 9th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Hi John
The date I am looking at to book the “Rome on Your Own” excursion is for Monday October 29, 2007. Looking forward to getting to Rome and the ship and alas…meeting you..
Also..I have been hearing contradicting reports on the amount of formal nights on the TA. Will you please clarify how many formal nights there are on the TA?
Thanks so much for all your help John….
August 9th, 2007 at 10:58 am
John,
Thanks for the picture at the end of the blog…..that was astounding. I also loved the pictures that you included of Sammy, the dog.
He is one lucky dog to have gotten such special attention.
I also enjoyed the interview with Jimmy. He had a lot of good insight into ports and tours. We will eventually return to the Caribbean (after we have gotten the “call to Europe” satisfied).
August 9th, 2007 at 11:39 am
More like look at your tie! Was that tourquoise?
August 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Hello John,
Greetings from Washington, DC!
Although this is my first time writing, I have been reading your blog thingy since it’s early days. My parents and I will be on the Freedom for the Sept. 22 cruise. We can’t wait to get there!! My parents are cruise veterans but this is my first time. We were originally scheduled to sail in May but medical issues (mine) forced us to postpone. Reading the blog everyday really helped keep my spirits up and gave me something to look forward to.
I have a few questions you may be able to answer.
The first is about shore excursions. Do you recommend booking particular excursions in advance? We thinking specifically about excursions in Naples since it is the first port and for Instanbul. My mother has a specific excursion in mind for Instanbul (Highlights of Istanbul) and she is concerned that it may be overbooked if we wait until arriving on board.
My second question is about the use of travelers cheques. I’ve heard rumors that merchants in europe don’t like accepting travelers cheques. Is there any truth to that rumor? Also, can the cheques be cashed or exchanged on board ship for euros?
Thanks so much for the information and for writing this blog. I know it must be a great deal of extra work for you and your wife but your readers just love it!!! Hope to see you when we sail in Sept.
Lauren Rosenberg
August 9th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
OK…
First, I didn’t even recognize the banner at the top of the blog. I have gotten so programmed into scrolling down and starting to read, that i didn’t even notice that CCL is giving you the credit due. Very nice!
I loved the pictures today. I like that you’re taking it in jest of the girl who drew the picture of you consuming the cruise ship…My guess is that she’s saying your personality is bigger than the ship and who encircle the whole thing (if that makes sense).
The Sammy pictures are so cute, and the one with you and Wee Jimmy is classic. I know my wife would love to have a little Sammy one day.
I can’t believe that last picture of you. Not only how different you look (top side, not in the waist), but i can’t get over the color of the bow tie. I haven’t seen that color since the early 90s :).
Great blog today. The
August 9th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Eric Thayer,
For your “Platinum” status, go to Carnival’s home page, log-in and make sure your personal history is up-to-date. If it’s not, you may have to give them some kind of proof of the missing cruise (s) - It happened to me, but it got straightened out. You still have time before the cruise on the Valor.
Regards,
Carol
August 9th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Hi John and Heidi,
Just finished reading your blog and wanted to make a comment about Fish and Chips. You haven’t lived until you have fresh perch, pickeral or walleye from Lake Huron!! We have something called “European Perch” but when it’s been cooked it’s almost too small to bother with. If you and Heidi ever vacation in the States come to Michigan and be sure you have a perch dinner. You won’t regret it.
Well I order T-Shirts for my hubby and I for the cruise. I’m not sure if he’s going to want to wear a T-shirt that say “I saw John’s Blog Thingy” but he’s usually a pretty good sport. LOL. By the way I decided to change my name to my nickname (which is a story in and of itself). I was Joan Fredendall but I’m more comfortable with Peanuts.
Take care
Joan
August 9th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
John, thanks to you a person that didn’t know what a blog was 5 months ago now has gone over 10,000 hits on his own thingy. Since I said We are coming on the BLOGGERS CRUISE I have set a new daily high 2 days in a row. I’m not the only one that has started a blog just from blogging in here with you. If your blogs keep getting longer each day I’m going to get buttitous from sitting so long.
“BIG” ED
August 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Big ED, John,
I think we all need to thank John for his great blog, and for inspiring some of us to get our own blogs going also. I know Big ED and myself have both seen huge amounts of slaps and comments within the last few days. Can’t wait for the bloggers cruise.
Kevin
August 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
John Been catching up on reading the blogs. The movie John –Tim Allen, Heidi–AJ, Pa007–Eddie Murphey, Roberto– Lorenzo Lamas, Big Ed–John Goodman, Alan–Peewee Herman. The interviews with the other CD’s are great keep them coming. 20 years with carnival congratulations. We have voted for you being the best CD on the seas. The Bears Carl & Barb
August 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
John are you sure that picture is from 1993? You looked younger(and thinner)in that picture than In mine that is from 1992. My husband also took a look at that picture and made the same comment.Compare them you I gave you the original
August 9th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Thanks John for your advice as far as my flight I have taken your advice and changed my flight to later in the afternoon. Also liked the interview with Wee Jimmy look forward to seeing him again in october.
My best to you and Heidi
James
August 9th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Hi John,
Thanks for your reply in the carnival legend blog. I would have replied earlier but i’ve been on holiday for a few days. I thought you wouldn’t be able to give me the girls info.
In terms of your dream for an Aston Martin, i’m sure that if you continue working hard, continue entertaining people the way you do and continue to be such a genuine and genourous guy you’ll get your Aston Martin. In my eyes you deserve one.
In terms of me contacting this girl who was on the july 12th cruise i have one other way of getting hold of her email address. On the 2nd to last day i was sat near her on deck 10. One of the bar waiters who was a really nice guy and made friends with everyone was serving the girl. Like many crew members do to people they get friendly with, they get thier email address so they can keep contact after the cruise. This girl that i liked gave the bar waiter her email address. Therefore i was wondering if you could get the bar waiter to give me the girls email address. If so i will give you info about the bar waiter.
Thanks again for any help you can give me with this matter and i hope to hear from you soon.
PS Congrats on 500000 hits and being with carnival for 20 years!
August 9th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
100 days and counting, we will be there in 100 days John (Nov. 17th). On the Carnival website today it says it is only 100 days till our cruise - Mike says he wishes it were 1 day not 100! HA! Congrats. on the nomination, you will definitely win! We both voted! Well, if you win you definitely should get that Aston Martin from Carnival! As it says in your bio on the Seatrade Insider Cruise Awards page you have generated a lot of business for Carnival thru your blog, and the bloggers cruise etc. so you deserve to be rewarded! Linda & Mike (Mr. Wonderful bulb man)!
August 10th, 2007 at 1:43 am
John,
Loved the interview with Wee Jimmy. Also, glad to hear Sammy is behaving himself. Hope he gets home soon. You’re wonderful.
Heidi, the last picture that John posted that you took of the Freedom with the flowers in front is just beautiful. Well worth the price of the bag. Nice job!
Mary
PS Love the photo!
August 10th, 2007 at 6:56 am
hi john and heidi- firstly,congratulations to john on his 20 years and counting! we read with glee the wee jimmy interview; danielle and i had the pleasure of sailing on the leg end inaugural with the two of you(where you tortured him mercilessly,as i recall!). having a chat with ralph after the trivia one day i discovered that he at one time played semi-pro hockey in with ayr in scotland and once played with brent gretzky(wayne’s younger brother). perhaps you can relay this info to your hockey fan bloggers so they can call him out on it when they see him next- he is (was?) quite the stud athlete! keep up the great work. terry and danielle, prince edward island, canada
August 10th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Dear John-John:
Thank goodness for Roberto! If not for him, how we would find out such things!!!!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Congrats John, on 20 Years as the best Carnival CD that there is! I am so entertained and uplifted by the blog. We all feel like your friends. I wish that Bob and I had enough money to come on the bloggers cruise, but after our cruise on May 1st with you, it left us a little light in the wallet!
Keep up the good work on yor eating plan. We want you around for a long time to come.By the way, its probably the sorbitol in your jelly beans thats making you gassy. If you can find sugar free that doesnt contain it, it might make a difference!
Congrats again!
Cindy Bruce
August 12th, 2007 at 12:14 am
I can’t believe I stumbled on this website. WOW. 10 years ago, my wife and I went on our first cruise on the Imagination - it was our 10th anniversary. John was our cruise director and made our cruise AWESOME. I have never laughed so hard when he acted like he had never been compared to Jim Neighbors - and did his Gomer Pyle thing… oh my gosh are you funny.
We have been on MANY cruises since, and love cruising. We have tried other lines but have always come back to OUR cruise line - CARNIVAL. Well, in a huge coincidence, My wife Janet and I are going on our 20th anniversary cruise on - you guessed it - the Carnival Glory!!!! and on August 18th no less when Wee Jimmy will be our cruise director.
This time around we are bringing 3 other families with us, and 2 of them are first time cruisers. I can’t wait, and we will make sure and say HI to Wee Jimmy for all of you!!!
John, you are part of our memories, and we hope to make Wee Jimmy part of them too!
Happy Cruising!
August 13th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Hi, John,
I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting you, but since I discovered your blog thingy have become a fan. My husband, Scott, and I, along with my Aunt Barbara and Uncle Bud, will be cruising on the Glory 9/22/07 and I’m looking forward to meeting the kilted Mr. Wee Jimmy. Was glad to see his endorsement of cave tubing in Belize as we’re having trouble deciding on “excursions.” Hope this one isn’t suddenly “full” as a result of Wee Jimmy’s praise! I don’t understand where you get the time and energy to carry out all your “regular” CD duties, plus keep up the blog thingy! Do you ever sleep? Hope to meet you one day!
Myra
August 31st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Dear John (what a start to the letter),
My wife and I cruised with you last year on the Liberty for the 10-22 sailing. We were the last 2 people to board the ship and found ‘Wild Willy’s’ lost luggage at the airport and brought it with us. I’m sure you’ve met 7 million people since then, so you’re minds probably in a haze, or your thinking ‘who gives a poop’. Nonetheless, we are cruising with you again on the Freedom on 9-22, and again with a back-to-back on the Splendor next year on 8-30 to the Baltics, then staying on the ship for the next sailing voyage into the Med. and back to Rome. We can’t wait.
After reading this blog, I came across this post:
“BILL(ZYDECO CRUISER) - You asked if both sides of the Carnival Splendor are going to look the same? Have you been at the Bushwackers again? Tell you what, sail on the Carnival Splendor and I will take you ashore in Dover and buy you Fish & Chips. Let me know as soon as you can about the Fantasy. Once again, we have ended up talking about food. What a shocker.”
Ignore the first part, but perk up regarding the fish & chips. If Bill doesn’t take you up on the offer, I want to take his place. Part of my reasons for traveling to Dover is simply to try the fish & chips there. I am a food fanatic like you… I just wear a smaller size of pants.
We’ll see you in 22 days on the Liberty and again in 365 on the Splendor for the double-duty cruise. Luckily, we got the same stateroom for both the Baltic and Med. cruise on the Splendor. That brings up this question… since we have the same room, will we have to remove our luggage from the ship in Dover, just to re-board it again at 5pm for the next leg of the new voyage, or are we able to keep our stuff onboard?
If you have time, let me know. If not, I’ll make a point to find you and say hello to you and your lovely wife. I understand that the 9-22 sailing is a bloggers cruise or something? Is that when you and Big Ed are going to dance?
If you have any left over Cannoli’s, just leave them for me and my wife in cabin #7211 on the 9-22 sailing.
If you happen to eat them all, a massage voucher will suffice.
When’s the last time you saw Preston, the Entertainment Technical Manager for CCL? He and his mother played ‘Venice tour guides’ last year for us.
Sorry for my lack of concentration. Simply writing this letter is a headache, I do not understand how you do this whole blog on a day here, day there basis… your two fingers must hate you.
What day would you recommend as the best day to make reservations at the Supper Club? How’s the 2nd sea-day interact with the schedule of events going on at that time?
If you have time, I’d love a response.
See you guys soon!
Ciao,
Matt & Arte Holden
August 31st, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Hey John,
It’s us again… that last post, change the words Liberty on the 9-22 sailings to Freedom and it should ‘all come together’. You’re probably thinking… “I’m not even on the Liberty, you wanker.”
Matt & Arte Holden
October 30th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
I just got home from a cruise aboard Carnival Glory on Saturday, Oct 27th. I would like to say that it was AMAZING! I hung out with Wee Jimmy for a while and I have to say I love him sooooo much! He really made my day so much better. I can’t wait to sail again and I hope that he is still aboard the Glory when I do.
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