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Good Morning from the Aegean Sea where the good ship Carnival Freedom is heading for Athens.

Let’s start this morning with this little beauty.

Guest: Mr %&%$ Owner: (FDHOTEL) Freedom Hotel Director
Cabin: %% Booking

____ - Unhappy With BalconyMr and Mrs. W came to the desk to say that they were unhappy with the balcony on their cabin. Purser asked why and was told that that it is too high up on the ship and they wanted a cabin further down as her husband does not like heights. Purser explained that there were no other decks lower than deck 6 with the balcony. Guest said that this was not good enough and they should have been told that the cabin was so high. Guest wanted to speak to Manager or Cruise Director. Purser told guest that someone would follow up. Message sent to CD and CP.

Good grief! Even though this really is not under my jurisdiction I called Mr and Mrs. W and listened to their comments. They alertly were told by their Travel Agent that the balcony they had would be on the lower decks but of course I explained that deck 6 was the lowest deck with a balcony. The word “refund ” reared its ugly head and then I new it was time to turn this one over to our Chief Purser. I did ask if they had been using the balcony and they both said they had not been on it once. I tried a bit of humour and said “having a balcony and never using it was the same as finding Angelina Jolie in your bed and sleeping on the couch”……………….OOPS……………..that comment resulted in silence……….not even the crickets were chirping. Anyway, the Chief Purser has offered them another cabin on deck 2, no balcony, just a window and they have refused it……….they are waiting for us to build a balcony on deck one …………..not a bad idea, they can fish, paddle and do their washing all at the same time.

Anyway, the cruise is going very well though and the audiences have been responding very well at the shows. Last night we had a young kid called Jamie Fraser perform the music of the Rat Pack and Bobby Darrin……………..he was brilliant and even after a long day in Istanbul the response and ovations to his show was terrific. How wonderful also to see someone so young perform the music of yesteryear…………maybe we just saw the new Harry Connick Jr and Michael Buble!

At my travel talk today I spent more time than usual reading out the latest news from the Tour Operator from Olympia. I though it was best to let the guests know what they would see and in fact sense during their tours. Here is what I read out.

Dear John

I’ll take this opportunity to just update you a bit concerning the big fire we had in the area of the county of Ilias, I should let you know that the fire reached Ancient Olympia and I’m afraid burnt a small part of the area inside the site. I went on Sunday to inspect it and it was all a bit sad I have to say.

So you have a clear picture, this is what I found when I went there: about 15 mins before arrival to Olympia the signs of the fire can be seen and smelt, when you reach the town of Olympia everything is fine but you can still get a faint smell of the burnt wood. The trees around the little river running behind the museum also got burnt which makes for a very sad picture and there are also some trees burnt in the area between the museum and the site.. When you reach the ancient stadium I’m afraid the green field around it is turned brown for the most part and the Kronio mountain up ahead is bare from its greenery. A lot of work is already going on however, the area has been cleaned and broken and burnt bits are being cleared away, so at least it s on the road to mending.

I’m telling you all this because I think you should have a clear picture of how the situation stands. If there is anything more you would like to know don’t hesitate to ask!

Best Regards

Emily Iliopoulos
Head of Operations
Travelway Tourism & Shipping
193, Kifisias Ave. & 24 Iereos Dousi Str.
151 24 Marousi , Athens, Greece

Actually, I have to say I am surprised because our tour counts are higher than ever. Now I do not want to say that this is because of the fires but I guess it is normal human reaction that we want to see things that have happened such as these humongous fires for ourselves. Let us see what the guests think when they return, I will let you know.

Here are some photos of Istanbul yesterday.

1. The Cathedral of Sophia

1. The Cathedral of Sophia

2. The suspension bridge at night – Europe on one side, Asia on the other

2.  The suspension bridge at night - Europe on one side, Asia on the other

3. Istanbul by night

3. Istanbul by night

4. From left to right Topkapi Palace, Hagia Sophia and the Blue Mosque

4. From left to right Topkapi Palace, Hagia Sophia and the Blue Mosque

Here is today’s letter from the In Their Own Words Section.

In Their Own Words

In Their Own Words

In Their Own Words

We have now offered the guest a Rotarian meeting every day including today…….only 3 people showed up but he was happy.

Here is today’s Q & A starting with the blog about the Carnival Liberty:

KEVIN – I am worried that the first person to notice my new haircut was you. Thank you for the information on the religious services on Princess, I guess at the end of the day we have all the same concerns. Wishing you all the best. Did you try my mum’s chicken curry?
GREG BALDASARRI – I am glad you enjoyed the interview with Captain D’Aita and yes, he clearly writes with a strong Italian accent and as you are Italian yourself, I am sure you can relate to this. You know, I have no idea what to make of my letter opener, let’s just say, I haven’t been using it much, although Heidi seems to enjoy it more than me. All the best and thanks mate for your constant support to your fellow bloggers.
DIANE – Diane, I am sorry to tell you that Costa Maya, as you will have seen from yesterday’s blog is out of action for some time I am sure. You asked which port you will call instead of Costa Maya during your November cruise and I understand that it will be Progreso or Roatan, Honduras. I am not certain yet which one but if you contact me via the blog-thingy at the beginning of October, I will be able to tell you. I am glad you are enjoying the blog-thingy and thank you for your nice comments for Heidi and I.
SEWING NUT – What a fantastic list of must do’s you slapped on today’s blog. I was particularly happy to see that you took evening romantic walks on the deck. As you heard, this is something I now promote every evening at the end of the show. This experience was taught to me by my mate Roger Blum who always does this with his wife, the lovely Marie and they always said how wonderful it was. I am glad that you and so many others do it. I also regret not shaking your hand and one thing is for certain, I am truly sorry about that. I am glad you enjoyed James, our Entertainment Staff member so much, he is truly going to be a star of the future. Heidi sends her best to you and thank you so much for your inspired words, we miss you here.
UNCLE DOUG – What a very interesting dream. It was especially fun to read your memories of some of the old activities from the Mardi Gras. I particularly enjoyed being reminded of the “stuff the fruit in the bikini” contest and the “beer drinking” competition. I have thought about bringing some of these activities back but unfortunately in the politically correct world we live in, I am not sure how it would be met. I totally understand how much you miss those activities though because, in a way, they got us to where we are today. The only one I do not think I could do again is the Mail Nightgown Contest. The thought of being chased around the stage by 30 Boston police officers dressed in lingerie as once happened, is ………..let’s just say, I would rather wait for Fatima to come out of a hot Turkish bath and be forced to lick her back dry. I hope that is descriptive enough. However, I do understand that some of these old activities are missed and maybe we will consider bringing some back.
I am working on ideas for a 2009 bloggers cruise which will not be the Western Caribbean, however, where we are actually going, I don’t know but I promise it would be another fun adventure which hopefully you can join us on.
SEWING NUT – Sorry for the delay, my fault. Your Alaska vote has been well noted.
BRYAN – I am glad you understand cricket, although I never see it taking off in the U.S. I am glad you enjoyed the story about the young man at MIT, it was very inspirational. Heidi and I find American Universities fascinating, in their size and in their structure. Thank you again for your kind comments I hope you enjoyed the blog-thingy today.
DAVID – Welcome home from your August 17th Carnival Freedom cruise which judging by your comments was wonderful and hearing that it was the best cruise you have ever had has made our day and I look forward to seeing your parents next year. All the best mate.
SOUTHERN DREAMS – Don’t be surprised by so many kind words from so many people. You are a wonderful person yourself as you have demonstrated so many times and you deserve nothing but health and happiness and a Spotted Dick. My best to Prince Charlie.
KATHY KROLL – I am glad the interview with Todd brought back so many happy memories of your cruise with Heidi and I on the Carnival Liberty and that new ones were created during your recent cruise here on the Carnival Freedom. Say hello to my bodyguard. Best wishes from us both.
CAPTAIN CHUCK – It was my pleasure Captain. Thank you for the kind report on Jason, the Acting Cruise Director. I do not know this young man but he seems like someone I should keep my eye on and being more natural on stage will something that will come with time. It seems like this cruise will be hard to beat but hopefully the next time will be even better, especially if I am there to share it with you.
NANETTE – Hello Nanni. I am not surprised you were impressed with Todd’s interview; he is truly at the highest rung of the Cruise Director ladder. He will be on this ship for the bloggers cruise, which means you will have the two best Cruise Directors at sea — Todd and Heidi. I am waiting to hear back from Bob to see how expensive my car hire will be and I am sure I will end up on the bus. Thank you also for your comments on the Sunday services and you are right, as my Dad taught me, God is everywhere. As normallo a grando huggo for youo from Heidi and I.
LYNN AND MIKE SAGARA – Thank you for commenting on the concern of providing religious services for guests. It was interesting to hear from the Commodore on the Queen Mary 2 that he conducts a Sunday service on board. This must be something he is very comfortable in doing and I think it is wonderful that he does. We do supply a list of services available in each port of call; however, the days at sea are a different story. Next cruise, we have Father Mahoney sailing and he will conduct two Mass Services on board. However, this will not help our friends of the Jewish faith and I am now checking to make sure that our list of services ashore does indeed include Synagogues. Meanwhile, we will carry on trying to help as best we can and this is definitely an area we can improve on. Thank you both.
BIG ED – Thank you for the translation of ROFLM*AO….I am PYAMSTIABT.
LINDA – You are correct Linda, in saying that both Todd and Chris Jefferson are going to be great Cruise Directors, in fact, they already are. Although, I am not sure I can agree with your comments that Todd has good looks and charm. Personally, I think he has been hit by the ugly stick too many times, but that’s just me. Thank you for the great posting and all the best.
CINDY 56 – As you will see from my comments above, here in Europe we do in fact offer a list of services, although finding a Catholic church this Sunday in Turkey was very difficult, if not impossible. I realize though that attending church or temple is very important to so many people, even on vacation, so I will continue to work hard to make this a better service for our guests. I am glad you enjoyed the two blogs over the weekend and I hope you enjoy tonight’s as well.
LEASA – We are both well. Thank you for asking and thank you also for enjoying the interview with Todd. Thank you for worrying about me and my health and I would be silly not to admit that yes, I am tired after 7 months and I promise you all, Heidi will make me stop when she sees that it would be detrimental to carry on. The sugar free Jelly Beans are breathing new life into me, although the breathing for Heidi is not so enjoyable. …………She mentioned the words “the cabin smells like cabbage” today. Oops! The Cure For Breast Cancer Walks will continue as long as needed and that means, I am sure it will be there in February on the Carnival Liberty. Please say hello to your mum and congratulate her from all of us on her 25-year anniversary of winning her own battle with breast cancer.
JANE AND TOM – You will be happy to know that I forwarded your comments and wishes to Jude Stewart on the Carnival Destiny. He was thrilled to hear from you and the Maitre ‘D told me he would be e-mailing you back very soon via this blog. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to publish his own e-mail address, however, you will be hearing from him shortly and then you can both correspond directly. I am glad to have helped.
LFTTNSFCF – Hello mate, it’s great to hear from you and your lovely wife. The Exclusive View of the Vatican does allow photos throughout the tour, however, the use of flash is not allowed in certain areas including the Chapel. It’s a fantastic tour and one you will never forget. The Carnival representative will meet you at the airport which will mark the beginning of a fantastic 14-day cruise. See you in 55 days.
THE BEARS BARB AND CARL – Congratulations on making your own Spotted Dick. I am glad you loved it so much and I will be slapping on another one of mum’s recipes soon. I am so sorry Barb to hear that you have been diagnosed with Melanoma and that you have to have surgery on September the 12th. Heidi has marked that date on the calendar and it will be a day where you will be constantly in our thoughts. Your grandmother’s words of starting each day with a smile are familiar to me as it’s something my mum taught me and Heidi’s dad taught her. My dad taught me “In church and chapel, let it rattle – wherever you be, let your wind blow free”. All of these words mean so much and I know they will get you through the roller coaster ride that may be ahead. Thinking of you always, John and Heidi.
CRUISIN SUE – I am glad you appreciated the information on the Noro virus. I have taken it upon myself to educate the guests of ways of avoiding this horrible 24 hours of praying to the God of porcelain. Thank you also for mentioning Todd as a great Cruise Director which he truly is. I looked up the waitress you are trying to find and I have three possibilities. Do you know where she was from as it would be much easier for me to find her whereabouts for you? I look forward to hearing from you soon and all the best.
POPCORN GAL – I am glad that you found my mum’s Yorkshire pudding recipe so useful and by the end of the year we will have our own little John’s Mum’s Cookbook. Thank you for reading the blog-thingy and all the best.
SEWING NUT – I think it would be a great idea to have a contest to name the Spas on the next two ships. Let me put this forward and I will let you know what is said.
MARILYN – We are having fun and so will you on your cruise next year. Do you need help with anything? If so, I am here at your service.
LOIS BOW THRUSTERSKI – Thank you for the support of me telling the guest each and every day to wash your hands. The medical professionals still say that this is the best way to avoid getting the terrible NV. There is nothing worse………………………well, getting NV and lockjaw at the same time, that’s worse. Heidi always sings the Happy Birthday Song twice when brushing her teeth, so I guess that we should, as you suggest apply that to washing your hands as well. Thank you Lois and today you are Lois Public Healthski.
KAYENTA JANE – It was the thought that counts. Just describe each mouthful of sticky toffee pudding ice cream for my wife. Looking forward to reading it.

All this talk of Sticky Toffee Pudding………I just can’t take it anymore. Here then is my Mum’s recipe.
Serves 6
Ready in 1 hour, 40 minutes
Ingredients

  • 175g stoned dates, chopped
  • 0.5tsp bicarbonate of soda
  • 1tbsp coffee essence
  • 75g butter, softened
  • 200g light brown soft sugar
  • 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
  • 175g self-raising flour, sifted
  • 75g pecan nuts, finely chopped
  • To make the sauce:
  • 175g light brown soft sugar
  • 115g butter
  • 6tbsp double cream
  • 50g pecan nuts, chopped

Method
1 Put the dates, bicarbonate of soda and coffee essence in a bowl. Pour over 175ml boiling water and leave to cool.
2 Preheat the oven to 180C/Gas 4. Grease and line the base of a 1-litre pudding basin with nonstick baking paper. Put the butter and the sugar in a large bowl and beat until well combined, using an electric whisk or wooden spoon. Beat in the eggs a little at a time until smooth.
3 Fold in the flour, dates mixture and pecans. Pour into the basin and cover with greased foil. Bake for 1 hour 20 minutes until cooked – an inserted skewer should come out clean.
4 Around 10 minutes from the end of cooking, put the sauce ingredients in a pan and heat gently, stirring until it’s smooth. Bring to the boil, then remove from the heat. Turn the pudding out and serve with the sauce.

I hope you enjoy this and I am surprised John has made me a Celebrity Chef, watch out Jamie Oliver.

FREDDY BEACH – I am looking forward to seeing you in October and to prepare please let me answer your questions. The Exclusive View Of The Vatican is running on the day you disembark. It is does exactly what it says and gives you a view of the Vatican after it closes. You will visit the Sistine Chapel which is usually full of people but when you will be there, it will just be you and eight others. You will also visit the private chambers, the pope mobiles and the private art collections…….it is expensive at $550 but there are few things in life that truly worth every penny but this is indeed one of them…….I cannot recommend this enough. After the tour the bus will return you to FCO Airport from where a complimentary shuttle bus will take you to the Marriott Hotel. Please don’t apologize for the questions as answering them is one of the prime reasons I continue to write this blog thingy. Please let me know if you have any more.
MICHELLE BEGIN – hello and yes, I will be here for your cruise in October. I have confirmed with the Maitre D that you will all be together at dinner and if you slap on a posting seven days before you sail I will be able to tell you your table number. Heidi loves collecting MUGS, it is her favorite thing to collect and any Starbucks or Tim Hortons mugs would be appreciated…is that cheeky to ask? Anyway, remind me about your table and I will make sure all is well. See you soon.

OK< I have to stop there as its Showtime and I want to get this posted before the end of the day. We will continue tomorrow with Mille S and then some from the Blog featuring the Carnival Fascination.

During the last few days I have been communicating with someone on probably (once the Queen Elizabeth 2 retires) the most famous liner in the world. The Queen Mary 2. I have already interviewed Commodore Warner and I was therefore curious as to what the Cruise Director of this incomparable Lady does and how different his job is to mine. If you talk to anyone in the industry and ask them who is the most famous cruise director and probably the best Cruise Director at sea it will be Mr. Ray Rouse. Ray is the ultimate professional and here is an interview with the great man.

Mr. Ray Rouse

1. Ray, you are without doubt the most famous Cruise Director sailing the seven seas so can you tell us how you started in the business and your career path so far.

Answer: My wife and I started as a dance team in 1973 performing cabaret acts in dance sport and teaching dance lessons on Cunard’s QE2 and Cunard Adventurer and Ambassador. After that we joined Holland America Line as dance team and made several round the world cruises on their flagship, the SS Rotterdam. During this period I was promoted to cruise director and my wife Lise as Hostess for Holland America Line and continued in these positions until 1981 when we joined Royal Caribbean Cruises in Miami. I remained with Royal Caribbean for many years and supervised the introduction of the first mega-sized cruise ships from 1987 onwards, which included the Sovereign of the Seas, the first of that size. This brought the industry firmly into the 21st century and I was thrilled 16 years later to be selected by Cunard Line and return to St. Nazaire, the same shipyard where the Sovereign of the Seas was built, to become Cruise Director of the world’s largest and grandest Ocean Liner, the Queen Mary 2.

2. I understand that you used to be a “bobby” ….Police Officer back in the U.K. Are there any attributes from that job that you still find useful as a Cruise Director?

Answer: Yes, I was a police officer in the Metropolitan Police Force in London for several years before turning to the dance and cruise industry. During the period in the police force I served in the protection unit at 10 Downing Street, the resident of the British Prime Minister and was constantly guarding high-ranking politicians and royalty from all over the world. The attributes I learned from the police force was discipline, communication and decision making. They are all tools that I use in my position as Cruise Director on Queen Mary 2.

3. So now you are the Cruise Director of arguably the most famous cruise ship in the world. How does that feel and what is it about the Queen Mary 2 that makes him so incomparable and where by the way is the ship now.

Answer: At this moment we are on a voyage celebrating the Labor Day weekend to Halifax, Nova Scotia, the homeland of our founder Sir Samuel Cunard. It was the highest accolade of my career when I was appointed Cruise Director of the Queen Mary 2 and it feels wonderful to be on the greatest ocean liner ever built. The sheer size, pomp and circumstance and formality of the ship is what makes the overall experience fantastic. The Queen Mary 2 is one of a kind, the greatest ocean liner ever built.

4. I am sure that like me you have had some “interesting requests from guests ” are there any you can share with us that come to mind.

Answer: Yes, like you John I’ve had hundreds of requests that are sometimes humorous, bizarre and adventurous and could probably list thousands. The one that really stands in my mind most recently was from last year on the QM2. Celebrity Entertainer Rod Stewart was traveling with his partner Penny Lancester on a transatlantic crossing from Southampton to New York and we became quite friendly during the voyage. They were in one of our duplex apartments, the largest at sea at 2,500 sq feet of space with the bedrooms on the upper level above the living area. Rod and Penny were celebrating their 6th anniversary together during the middle of the crossing and he wanted to do something special for Penny to celebrate. I arranged for the onboard Florist to cover the whole of the lower level of the duplex with flowers, so that no part of the lower level of furnishing was visible. So when she walked down the spiral staircase in the morning, she was surrounded by flowers and the anniversary greeting from Rod. This was a very special request and occasion.

5. As much for my benefit as anyone can you describe Day at Sea on the Queen Mary 2 from your own involvement. How is your day spent?

Answer: The day consists of about 12 to 14 hours of duties including recording of the Cruise Directors daily TV programme, meetings with the Commodore and Executive Committee members and scheduling of the total voyage programme of activities, music and entertainment. Also supervising my own managers of the children’s programme, the computer guest services programme including the Cyber Centre, the two theatres including Illuminations – the only planetarium at sea and the guest entertainers, lecturers and the RADA acting company. Also hosting of several cocktail receptions with the Commodore, general inspections and safety meetings and introducing of many shows.

6. Being British on the Queen Mary 2 must be exhilarating for you. Commodore Warner told us of some of the traditions onboard. What are your favorites?

Answer:The Queen Mary 2 is a great ocean liner carrying international guests from all over the world and sailing the great sea journeys of the past, notably the round the world voyage and the transatlantic crossing. The number one tradition maintained and my personal favourite is to see the Queens Ballroom filled with Gentlemen in tuxedos and ladies in gowns at our cocktail receptions and our famous royal event themed balls. Two of the highlights of the royal balls is the Black & White nights where everyone is dressed in black and/or white and the Royal Ascot Ball where hundreds of ladies wear hats as if attending ladies day at Royal Ascot. These are truly gala evenings onboard the Queen Mary 2.

7. You have been at sea for a long time. What are the major changes you have seen in your job as Cruise Director and are there any old favorites that you miss.

Answer: The major changes are definitely in the daily work duties of the Cruise Director. With the size of the ships increasing each year, you have more staff to supervise and more administrative duties. This is the number one issue that has changed over the passed 30 years. It is very difficult with the number guests carried to interact with guests on a personal one-to-one basis. You can only meet a small percentage of the total guests carried on a personal basis, because of the size of the vessels and the number of people onboard. I miss the personal touch more than anything in the industry. In the old days there was much more guest participation evenings, which has not totally disappeared, but certainly with the number of entertainment offerings now available, those grand old passenger participation evenings have nearly all disappeared.

8. I have been reading about the Cunard Insight program which sounds terrific. What can you tell us about it?

Answer: The Cunard Insights programme consists of enrichment lectures of many different subjects given by people of academic and entertainment knowledge. It’s the most famous lecture programme at sea and attracts many celebrity guest speakers such as Dr. Ruth Westheimer, John Cleese, Angela Bassett and Courtney Vance, Victoria Tennant, Tina Brown and Sir Harald Evans, Jennie Bond, Art Linkletter, David and Helen Gurly-Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, PD James, Dick Francis, Jimmy Saville, Patricia Neil, Carrie Fisher, Richard Dreyfuss, Rita Moreno, Carroll Thatcher, Jane Russell, Carly Simon and many others.

9.I see that one of the guest speakers for this program is Mr. John Cleese who is a personal hero of mine and that of many of the 630,000 bloggers. I hope this is not too cheeky but do you think he may grace this humble blog with an interview? I would be very grateful and

Answer: John Cleese is traveling from the 4 to 10 September on a transatlantic crossing to Southampton. I am sure John will be only too pleased to give an interview as he has traveled and given lectures and Q & A session with myself onboard for our traveling guests.

10. OK, pick one lounge or public area on the Queen Mary 2……..which lounge and why and then invite 5 famous people from today and yesterday who you would like to share your evening with…………and invite me please

Answer: The Queens Room would be my choice, as it is the largest ballroom at sea and has the elegance of the great liners of the past. When you are in this room at the famous Royal Big Band Ball with the 13-piece orchestra and vocalist you realise what a legendary, memorable and elegant experience a journey on the Queen Mary 2 is all about. My five famous guests to spend an evening of dinner and conversation would be Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Winston Churchill, J R R Tolkien (author of my favourite book “The Lord of the Rings”), Tiger Woods and Marilyn Monroe.

Mr. Ray Rouse
What a fantastic interview and is it no wonder that Ray is at the very top of our profession and I thank him for allowing us into his world and the world of the Queen Mary 2.

Did you read what he said? He is going to ask my idol John Cleese to grace us with an interview for this humble blog……I have not been so excited since I woke up from a dream about Catherine Zeta Jones, an Aston Martin and a swimming pool full of Jell-O….sorry!

Anyway, an interview with Mr. Cleese will allow me to chat about his life, his work and of course to highlight this astonishing Insight program which Cunard is offering and another example of what makes Cunard line so unique.

Thank again Ray and one day I hope to sail with you and watch you work, I am sure I could learn a lot. Please bloggers, can you send in your thank to Ray for taking his valuable time to talk to us.

I do have to say one thing, did you see his signature and the crest…………….I want one………I want a crest………..I want one based on my career.

So, I guess that means two massive Turkish women holding a Mahjong board with a photo of me on it with a hose pipe sticking out of me and across the top the words “Spermius Devilius ” ………………….bugger !

Goodnight

Your friends

John and Heidi

48 Responses

  1. Dear John and Heidi,

    I wanted to let you know the first Miami Heat Detroit Pistons game will be on November 1 in Miami. The next game will be February 6 at the Palace in Auburn Hills, Michigan!!!! Should be interesting to see how these teams match up this year.

    Let Heidi know I am trying to get my hands on a Piston mug for her, if you want one too let me know.

    Here’s the questions of the day ;D according to “rumor” some or most Carnival ships have an Owners Suite. Is this true??

    Have a great day and see you on the Bloggers Cruise Thingy.

    Joan

  2. Good day Saint John,

    I’m so glad you can laugh at Mr. & Mrs. W. Do people stay up nights coming up with these requests and complains? Or is it a conspiracy by they who shall not be named????

    Speaking of which, I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I was just reading in a Cruise Newsletter I received this morning that RCCL (bah humbug!) will have a 46-night, 3-stage cruise around South America in January 2009. Sound familiar?

    I would love to hear Jamie Fraser do Bobby Darin, etc. Hopefully he’ll be on one of my cruises too.

    Beautiful shots of Istanbul. But it is so sad to hear about the damage to Olympia.

    Barb – my best wishes to you and I sincerely hope all goes well next week. The night of the 12th is the start of the Jewish New Year, so I’m sure there will be extra prayers for you.

    John, I am so looking forward to an interview with John Cleese, as I know you are too.

    So take care, John & Heidi,
    Regards,
    Carol

  3. John,
    I remember sometime ago that you posted a pic of the Carnival Triumph going through a tropical storm on the way up to I think New York, where could I find another pic of this, I want my wife to see this because she doesn’t believe me whenever I tell her what the pic looked like.
    Thanks
    Mark

  4. hey john,,,,,,,
    a big thank you ,,,,for your help finding jude,,
    our best ever waiter,,,,,it took our best ever C.D.
    to pull it off,,,,,,,
    thanks again,,,,,,,,
    tom& jane

  5. What an amazing interview with Ray Rouse. I can tell that someone in his position can provide a lot of inspiration to aspiring cruise directors and entertainers. He truly is someone lucky who has been able to reach the pinnacle of his career. Congratulations.

    I’d love to see an interview with John Cleese. That will be a great read. You should consider taking questions from bloggers for Mr. Cleese (I’d love to know what his favorite movie is that he has been in and tell him how much i enjoy his golf commercials here in the states).

    Gorgeous pictures today. I didn’t realize how close Europe and Asia were across the suspension bridge. Very interesting!

    Thanks again,
    David

  6. Greetings John and Heidi!
    Absolutley gorgeous pictures from Istanbul! Thanks for posting them!
    I am trying to gauge the arrival of a package for the end of the next cruise(the Barcelona run). I hope it will be something that the two of you can enjoy. You bring so much happiness to us through this blog. It is but a small token of appreciation. Anyway, be on the lookout for it!

  7. John,

    For today’s summary, I’ll tell you about our day at the port of call of Sitka. On this cruise, Sitka was the only tender port and as such the staff (via Capers and announcements) urged everyone not on a tour to sleep in, have a leisurely breakfast, etc. to help manage the traffic off the ship. A very strange thing happened… most everybody listened. Pretty soon they were making announcements like “no line no waiting at the tenders if you want to go now”.

    In Sitka we visited the “Bishops House” one of only 4 original Russian buildings still standing in Alaska . Then we went to a state park with a number of totem poles and great views of the ship in the harbor. Finally we did a bit of shopping before heading back to the ship. Overall a much slower paced day than the previous three, but very pleasant as well.

    That afternoon after we left port we saw several whales from the ship. They were pretty far off in the distance, but clearly enough whales. One of our dinner companions went on a wildlife tour earlier that day and did see whales very close up.

    That evening I went to purchase a raffle ticket for a free cruise. Could lighting strike twice? Tell you next time.

    Oh gosh! It just dawned on me, we went on a 7 day cruise and during the entire cruise I didn’t get a single game of Mahjong in. Oh well, yet another reason to cruise again soon. ;)

    With regards to the unhappy balcony folks, Carnival should really make an effort to make deck plans available say in a brochure or on the web site. That way someone could see ahead of time where and what level their cabin is on. Surely someone who is afraid of heights would avail themselves of this information and surely a travel agent would know to use these resources. Oh wait… you do that…. (in my best Saturday Night Live voice) …”never mind”.

    I do have one real, but somewhat silly question for you. Maybe you’ve answered this before I was blogging, but who is Bill W? I think on every Carnival cruise I’ve been on there has shown up on the agenda in capers something like “7:00PM friends of Bill W: card room”. Either it is quite a coincidence that Bill W is on all the same cruises as I am, or perhaps this is a code or something mysterious like that.

  8. Dear John-John:

    Please see list below:
    1) Chilled champagne with fresh strawberries
    2) Extra strawberries with chocolate
    3) Red carpet to my not-so-high balcony
    4) Supper reservations (with no charge, of course)
    5) You as my personal astrologer
    6) You as my beck and call man

    And ohhh yeah lets not forget!!!! a “refund” check on a silver platter ~

    As for the reason, hmmmm I’ll think of it later and leave it at the purser’s desk (it does seem to work)
    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    Vikki

  9. Good morning Mr. Heald. I want to say I’m very upset with the two people about the balcony problem but I can’t, I’m laughing so hard. How silly of two adults creating a problem where there is none. Mr. Heald you could write a book about all the silly comments that you have had in your life. I bet it would be a big seller. That Rotarian who only got 3 people show up deserved it. How immature of him. I really enjoyed the interview with Mr. Ray Rouse and I’m looking forward with the one with John Cleese. I was amazed with the five poeple Mr. Rouse chose. From Mozart to Tiger Woods. Wow that would be one hell of an evening.
    I wonder if he ever met the Queen? Have you ever met the Queen, Mr. Heald? I’m impressed with the sons of Princess Diana as well as her, but I’m not impressed with Prince Charles nor with his new wife. Sorry Mr. Heald. I would love to sit and have a chat with Diana’s sons. They sound like very down to earth guys. About a crest. If you tell me want you want, I’ll try to design one. I like drawing things like crests. I did one for my town. Unfortuately my crest ended up in second place. They gave $50.00. So gave me an idea and I’ll try one. Also tell Heidi that since she enjoys keeping different mugs I’ll sent one to her. Ciao.

    Paul F. Pietrangelo

  10. Mr. Not C.B.E:
    c/o Mr. ooh, I was going to abbreviate Sperm of the Devil!
    Our college graduate daughter is addicted to Fawlty Towers. And Monty Python, but that isn’t on PBS where we are now.
    We love BritComs, Hyacinth was two of my aunts, so I was not amazed when she returned home one school break to find her walking silly. She apparently picked that up from an acquaintance at college, who picked it up from guess where. And talked that way, too. Tens of thousands of dollars in school loans and she studies John Cleese. ?!
    Long Live John Cleese, King of Everything Comedic.

  11. Hi John
    Thank you for your response. I am not sure where Adrian is from for sure, but I think Romania. She was on the Legend October 2006. When my hubby gets home from his cross-country motorcycle ride, I will ask if he remembers.
    I am packed and ready to cruise in 4 days, but not on the Freedom just yet. We are on the Liberty next week then on to the Freedom on October 4. I have cabin 7440 on the Freedom and I don’t care how high it is, I am going to love the wrap around balcony….so you won’t hear me complain. I was on the Pride once and the plumbing went out on our whole deck…not many people complained about the inconvience…we just went upstairs to a public restroom. Not a big problem and it was taken care of within a couple of hours. Just to show that complaints aren’t always necessary. Keep up the great blog thingy and thanks for all the great interviews. Lots of wonderful insight there….I wish you and Heidi well and will see you in 29 days. Until then, I will just have to look at Todd…he he!

  12. A plethora of Johns! My cup runneth over. Many thanks to Ray Rouse for a great interview of his own and if he can set up the John Cleese interview many more thanks!

    Ooooooo an interview with John Cleese! I am so jealous. I love him. Have you ever read his books “Life and How to Survive It” and “Families and How to Survive Them”? Both very interesting reads. I’d be happy to pass on my copies if you are interested, not that you get a lot of time for reading….

    I’m a Monty Python fan since I was very young. I have been fortunate in my life to meet Michael Palin (at a theatre party) and Graham Chapman (at a talk he gave at my university about a year before he died.) Michael was gracious and kind, and aging very well. I love his travel series.

    And Graham… well Graham was hysterical. He was gracious at the meet and greet afterwards, but I was struck by the sad aura that surrounded him. During his talk, he taught an auditorium full of college students a new version of the quarters drinking game that I’ll never forget. It was called “Sh*tties”, or I guess more politely, “Poopies”. Basically, you take a coin, quarters are preferable, and you place it between your clenched (and clothed of course)… uh… cheeks (of the lower half). Then you walk across the room, where a glass of beer sits on the floor. When you reach the glass, you straddle it and umm… release. If you get the quarter in the glass, you can make someone drink it. If you miss, you have to drink it.

    Watching Graham place the coin and shuffle across the stage clenching the whole way had the entire place in stitches.

    So what do you think? New passenger activity? Will it make the Capers?

    Cheers mate,

    Laura

  13. PEANUTS,

    I take it you live in Michigan? We do too. Got to get you on the roll call and in the Bloggers Album.

    JOHN HEALD BLOGGERS PHOTO ALBUM
    Add your mug shots to the Bloggers Album. So we can put a face to your name when you post a comment.To see how just go to this link;
    http://ekonefe.wordpress.com/2007/07/24/john%e2%80%99s-bloggers-photo-album/

    BLOGGERS CRUISE ROLL CALL

    If your going on the BLOGGERS CRUISE add your name to the list at;
    http://ekonefe.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/bloggers-cruise-roll-call/

    “BIG” ED

    See you in 136 days

  14. John,
    In case you don’t know yet, ROFLM*AO means, rolling on the floor, laughing my f#$$%%$ a#$ off. :) Which is what I do most of the time reading your blogs.
    Cheri

  15. John, great interview with Mr. Ray Rouse, “THE KING OF QUEENS”. But you have to remember you are the “KING OF THE FUN SHIPS” and “THE MAN” on the home page of CARNIVAL CORPORATION. “THE KING OF HEARTS” of almost 700,000 slap happy bloggers. Plus your married to the one and only ST. HEIDI.

    What did Mr and Mrs W think that deck 6 was at the water line? Did they never looked at a picture of a ship. What did they think they had a walk out cabin like the first floor of a hotel? Your in luck maybe they will think a 1A inside cabin is an upgrade go for it.

    “BIG” ED

  16. Loved today’s entry… Thanks for the pudding recipe — YUM!!!!!

    I adored the interview with Mr. Ray Rouse – he’s lead an amazing life!

    That exclusive Vatican tour sounds great! Maybe Freddy would have room for hubby and I to “stow away” in his luggage and join him on that tour! That is truly a once in a lifetime activity! WOW!

    I guess that’s what makes Carnival the best in the biz. Have a great day and tell Heidi hello!

    :-D )

  17. Southern Dreams,
    I loved the blond joke!! My daughter who is going on the Freedom with me next year should be blond. Just the other day we were watching the cat trying to sit in the rocking chair with a book in it. She looked quite uncomfortable. My daughter says, she had her own bed and she still wants to lay in the chair with a book in it. My husband says, that’s another thing then we need to take to the transfer station and my daughter says, WHAT, THE CAT? We of course say, dah, the cat bed! LOL.
    I wish you well and hope your treatments go as best as can be expected. My mother just went through that last summer and to make a long story short, is in remission and doing fine. It had a lot to do with her faith in God and the love around her. You definitely have the support through this blog thingy. Take care.
    Cheri

  18. John
    Your blog has become my daily “fix”. I love how you can deal with people like Mr and Mrs W. (who must have never looked at a picture or diagram of a ship???). It’s a good reminder for me to find humor in annoying people or situations. We’re vacationing in Myrtle Beach this week, enjoying the ocean. Can’t wait til our next cruise so we can be “on” the ocean, not just next to it!
    Thanks.

  19. Wow John, the things people find to complain about is amazing!

    Here in the States, V8 vegetable juice has a TV commercial campaign where people are shown refusing to eat their vegetables and then someone will smack them on the forehead to show them they are acting dumb. I hereby give a virtual forehead smack to both Balcony Boy and Mr. Rotarian!

  20. For Captain Chuck:
    (From Wikipedia)
    William Griffith Wilson (26 November 1895 – 24 January 1971) (also known as Bill Wilson or Bill W.), was the co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA), a fellowship of self-help groups dedicated to helping alcoholics recover from their addiction. According to the AA tradition of anonymity, Wilson was and still is commonly known as “Bill W.”

  21. Hi John – I laughed so hard about the man and his wife and the balcony cabin, you should have asked one of the crew if they wanted to switch cabins with them, so that these people would be “as low as you can go” in a cabin! HA! HA! I too don’t like heights but I LOVE balcony cabins! About the fires, I would not be able to go on a tour there because I would be choking, between allergies and low tolerance to odors, I have to be very careful, like this week they are painting our office and I am the ONLY ONE who smells it, they all think I am nuts, but it gets in my system and I start choking and coughing. I guess you could say I am allergic to the smell of paint. Anything toxic, I guess. Any way, keep your cool with the Rotarians, everyone has to find something to complain about right? People need to just chill out, and learn to not be so stressed, and enjoy the FUN SHIPS of Carnival! Just paid our last payment on our November cruise, here we come Freedom, hope you are on it too John! Linda & Mike (handydandyman Extraordinaire)!!

  22. Hello John:
    I still cannot believe Mr. and Mrs. W. story. If I did not know better, I would think that you are making up some of the stories. What can I say, you keep me (and fellow bloggers) entertained with daily dose of humour (spelled correctly).
    I just got a ticket for my trip to Europe – I will be in Prague during the first week of October. Not as good as being on Freedom, but I am still excited about seeing old friends and visiting my “motherland”.
    I enjoyed all interviews with CDs, I cannot wait to read what interviews you will come up with next.
    Say hello to Heidi and stay cool!

  23. Hi John, how do you stand some of the people you have to deal with? My hat is off to you.
    My vote for the next bloggers cruise is Hawaii. We have done that one two times and it is fantastic. Alaska is my second choice. The dog sled ride is great.
    Is Michael Mullane still a CD? His wife is Jenny, one of the dancers.

    Jennifer

  24. Hello John,

    Mr. Cleese would be amazing to have here.

    Great interview with Mr. Rouse. Amazing where life can take people through the years, such as Rouse going from the Metro to Cruise Director.

  25. Hi, John!

    Loved your interview with Ray Rouse. Sounds like my kind of guy…the dancing and getting “dressed up” sort! As a child, I always loved movies with fancy clubs and ships making trans-Atlantic crossings and formal wear and big bands. Folks once even dressed nicely to go out for dinner. I never thought the good old days I’d miss would be the ones that were gone before I even had a chance to experience them.

    I was going to volunteer my hubby to design you a crest, as he loves doing that sort of thing. He’s an excellent artist (self-taught), and also builds ship models and web sites. (I’m more into tap dancing and amateur theatrics!) Anyway, I noticed Paul P. has already offered to do the crest. How about a “crest designing” contest! The winner gets an autographed picture of you and Heidi. All bloggers could vote. Then you could sell tee shirts made
    with your crest on them.

    Like Capt. Chuck, I used to wonder who Bill W. and his “friends” are. They have been on all my cruises as well. I now know the answer, but don’t know whether it would be PC to say. I suppose that’s why the euphemism (?) is employed.

    I am also a fan of John Cleese and the whole Monty Python crew. Saw SPAMALOT! in New York last year…not that John was in it, of course, but it is based on “MP and the Holy Grail.” It’s quite hilarious. If you haven’t seen it you should! I’m looking forward to your interview with John.

    Am adding Barb (of The Bears) to my prayer list!

    Stay well, Sir John and Ste. Heidi.

  26. Great blog as usual… The two of you have way too much grace to put up with what you do. Way to go. My question is:
    How soon in advance do you know who will be the cabin steward for rooms? Are they usually the same depending on numbers? I like to bring a little something for the poor person who has to clean up after us but it is easier if I know their sex and size. Is that possible?
    Also, there are so many comments about the religious services on board. I don’t know about the other cruises but we were on the Coral Princess last year and shared the dinner table with two other couples who were both jewish. It turns out that through word of mouth, they got together with others and held their own services. It wasn’t organized through Princess. They said it was lovely. Pretty tough when everything turns into your problem. Opens a nasty can of fish trying to please a few.
    My warmest thoughts go out to the other bloggers that are struggling with sickness right now. There are many strangers and friends who are thinking about you and sending well wishes your way. ALL THE BEST!!!
    Anyways, enough babbling. 35 more sleeps until we leave for Paris and then onto the Freedom on Oct 16th. Wahooooo.
    Grant & Dayle
    Victoria

  27. Oh John …………….where do I begin?
    My response to the balcony couple ” We tried to put the balconies lower but the sharks kept coming in”………I could go on for days with that kind of complaint.

    Interview with Mr. John Cleese………….can’t wait.
    He was on an episode of “Cheers” once and made a comment about Carla the waitress to Frasier Crane that put me on my A_ _.

    Carla commented that she had bedded an Englishman once…….” Kept losing him in the sheets because he was so white”

    Cleese’s character replied once Carla has left………

    Frasier………….” Have her scubbed and sent to my tent!”

    Dont’ forget to ask Mr. Cleese how runny the Camembert is today? If you’re a Python fan you’ll get that.

    Down to short time now……………….8 days and counting until we leave for Florida. 10 days until LIBERTY!!!! I trust you got the cabin number you requested from me via Roberto….Kudo’s to him for confirming my post to you.

    I guess you’ll be running off to the Rotary meeting now so that they’ll have a fourth for bridge. LOL

    All the best to Heidi, Roberto and all of the other bloggers.
    Prayers to our ladies and gentlemen who need them. Keep smiling.

    B&D from Canada.

  28. John Almighty;
    If you can do anything even change the layout of the ship to make guests happy you can make the Freedom come to PR for the bloggers cruise so I can see you all and make a party at my house . OK???
    JA!! No, really in your answer you told me I was going to have the best cruise directors on the bloggers but im not going :( I wish but I cant :(
    on other things what are this people thinking ? Trying to blame others for their mistake. They dont even know where they are going.They dont even look at the brochures or a picture of the ship to have an idea of what they are getting ? oh please! A otro perro con ese hueso!
    John, Kevin wasnt the only one to notice your haircut I made a comment but for some strange reason it appear 24 hours later at the top #1 comment so you didnt see it.I also comment on Princess services.
    So here it is;
    John you made me laugh out loud just looking at your face on that picture. Que cara! Like the haircut.
    John, I have the Princess Patter on my hand from my Med cruise 2 years ago and it says ;
    Jewish Sabbath Eve Service – We kindly request a volunteer to conduct the service. All amenities provided and the time and place. Thats all.
    And on sunday there was a interdenominational church service conducted by a passenger.

  29. Hi John,

    Thanks so much for the interview with Mr. Rouse. What a wonderful picture he has painted for someone like me with very little sight. I can just imagine being in the Queen’s ball room and dancing the night away. I know you said he’s the most famous CD at sea but, I beg to differ with you. I think to all of us bloggers, you’re the best! I have to correct myself. I told you my Mom would be celebrating her 25th year clear from breast Cancer but it’s been 15 years. She had Colon Cancer 25 years ago and I typed it wrong. I know God has blessed her with this Cancer free time and I’m so grateful and humbled by it all. I want Southern Dreams to take encouragement from that and I know God will bless her as well. Now on to Mr. and Mrs. ^****%. You know John I work in the resort industry and it never ceases to amaze me what people will do or say on vacation just to get something free. I have to wonder about these folks. Didn’t they check out their arrangements before coming on board? Didn’t they ask questions and asked to see pictures? I’m telling you, I get these kind of calls everyday. Even though we go over everything very carefully with them and show them how to look at their accommodations on-line, read them all the policies, and make sure to answer any and all questions they have, if they are looking for a freebee, you still have people who never heard the first thing you said. Just another humorous tid bit to add to your book? Thanks again for all you do. Thank Heidi again for sharing you with us. Hugs to the both of you.

    Leasa

  30. Hi John!
    Thank you very much about checking to make sure we would be together for dinner. Would like a thermal cup from Tim Horton they are so handy I am bringing mine for sure and it might not be always coffee in it, see you soon
    Au revoir from Montreal!
    Michelle

  31. SHERIFF ROSCO P. COLTRANE HAS BEEN NAMED THE CRUISE DIRECTOR OF THE QUEEN VICTORIA!!! GOD SAVE AND HELP THE QUEEN!! HERE COMES THE SHERIFF!!!

  32. John -

    You continue to amaze me with these issues – is it true that each year Carnival holds a most ridiculous complaint contest for the CDs?

    Thanks for the info on the Exclusive View. We are planning on taking the tour the “second” day of the cruise (I assume sleeping onboard the first night in port qualifies as the first night).

    We have our tentative flight arrangements – PA008 was most helpful. Of course, all arrangements are tentative until final tickets are issued, but right now it looks like we can clear customs by 11AM and take one of the tours to the ship. I was thinking about the Tour of the Italian Countryside – any info on this tour (including the smoking issue) would be appreciated.

    See you in 53 days.

    Jon

  33. Hi John,
    Carl and I both enjoyed the interview with Mr. Ray Rouse. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! What a wonderful life he has led. And what a thrill it would be to have an interview with Mr. John Cleese. I can’t even imagine how many slaps you would get on this blog thingy, with everyone wanting to read his words. I hope it works out.

    We both laughed so hard (and still are) about the balcony!!! Did you give him a Redneck…. HERE’S YOUR SIGN!!!??? That couple needs one!!!

    Thank you and the bloggers out there for your kind words, thoughts and prayers!!! I really appreciate it. It’s nice to know there are so many people out there that care.

    I talked to my son tonight and the little cub is doing great, and the new Mommy and Daddy are really enjoying him!

    Oh, one more thing… We had Spotted Dick for desert again tonight, this time with Cloudberry jam. Mmmmm!!! Thanks for the Pudding recipe!

    Hello to Heidi and take care, both of you!

  34. John,
    I think someone is confusing me with another Kevin, I am the real original one other than Heidi-Beth’s of course. Sorry mate but i don’t think i commented about your hair cut, but it does look great. Thanks to Ray Rouse for such a informative interview. John Cleese is one of my all time must meet people, grew up on monty python ( We are the knights that say nich!, and of course the best line ever in a movie, “I fart in your general direction, you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!”) and fallty towers (thanks dad). Sorry to hear their balcony is just to high for them I suggest you buy them dog collars so they can’t look down. You asked for a crest so I found you your official family coat of arms for the Heald family. I will sent it to you via roberto because I can’t post a graphic here. Here is a link to the page I found it on.

    http://www.houseofnames.com/fc.asp?sId=&s=heald

    Wishing you all the best and yes I did try mum’s curry chicken recpie, she is one good cook so now I decited to share my famous espresso chocolate mousse.

    Servings: 6

    6 ounces semisweet chocolate
    2 ounces milk chocolate
    1/3 cup espresso or 1/2 teaspoon instant coffee
    1/3 cup boiling water
    4 large eggs separated
    3 tablespoons sugar

    Put the semisweet chocolate and espresso in food processor fitted with steel blade, or a blender, and process for a few seconds until chocolate is finely chopped. With the machine running, pour the boiling water in through the top, and continue processing for several more seconds, until the chocolate is completely melted. Add the egg yolks and process until well mixed.
    In a medium sized bowl, beat egg whites until foamy. Gradually add sugar and continue beating until stiff. Fold chocolate into whites until no streaks of white remain. Add the 2 ounces of milk chocolate cut in small chunks folding them in gently
    Turn into serving dishes, and chill for several hours until firm.

    Enjoy

    Kevin
    The real one other than Heidi-Beths’s

  35. John,

    I have to tell you, I had a HUGE grin on my face reading your account of the unfortunate folks who’s balcony was built on the wrong deck. It reminded me of my days as a Flight Commander training Air Force pilots. One of the negative critiques we received was that the bus ride to the flight line was too long. My response was that the ride was exactly the right length, otherwise you’d have to walk the remainder of the distance.

    The same holds true for your dissident balcony dwellers. The balcony is at just the right height, otherwise the first step out of the door might be fatal!

    You never fail to provide a smile, sir. Thank you so much for sharing your wit, wisdom and travails.

    Regards,

    Greg

  36. I loved the interview with Mr Rouse. He writes descriptively – I can visualize what he sees!

    Have you ever thought of asking Oprah to be the “godmother” of the new boat?? I would love to be on a cruise with Oprah and Gayle. What a hoot that would be!

    Your Mum could start her own cooking blog! The recipes sound yummy. I’m collecting them for a day when I feel adventurous enough to convert! I could end up with something completely different!

  37. John,
    Another great interview–thank you! Also a message to Cruisin Sue–I am going on the Freedom this coming Monday, Sept. 10th and have cabin 7440, the same one you will have in October. I will let you know how it is–wonderful I’m sure! The balcony is supposed to be 75 sq. ft. according to someone stateside at Carnival Cruise Lines. John, if you see this, can you let me know if we are allowed to take fresh flowers aboard in Rome or not? Thanks! Only 4 more days till Heaven on board!! Sheryl

  38. Dear John Almighty, (even though Hedi might have a different opinion on that)

    I was not offered a cabin with a balcony. Does that mean for those of us who are physically challenged you do not offer a balcony? Well, I think I deserve a refund.

    Also, you took my idea for a Blogger’s cruise bingo game. I deserve a free cruise for thinking of that.

    Also, you took my daughter’s idea of teaching cheerleading….I should be rewarded for having a daughter with great ideas.

    I’m sure I have made you laugh…that’s worth some money.

    I got my mom and dad to book the blogger’s cruise….do I get a commission?

    Plus I think I should just get a huge bag of money for future laughs and suggestions I give you.

    Are people really this crazy? How do you put up with them…guess it’s back to calling you St. John…but if your a St…Hedi’s better than you, what can we call her? Hmmm…how about Goddess? Sorry, just had a thought…let’s call her “keeper of the dog” LOL your in the dog house so much.

    Souther Dreams…are you coming on the blogger’s cruise? Just wanted to let you know I put you on my church’s prayer list…hope you don’t mind. Keep up positive thoughts! We (blogger’s) will help you get through this.

    Barb (from the Bears)…same questions…are you coming on the blogger’s cruise? I put you on my church’s prayer list also. I will be thinking of you on the 12th. That’s a good date…my first born son was born on the 12th. Good luck and God Bless.

    Now, for John and Hedi…I put you on my church’s prayer list….(another reason I should get money….LOL) that you are blessed soon with the pitter patter of little feet soon. Hedi will make a wonderful mom, and you….well, you will keep the child laughing.
    Stay well and keep blogging
    Susan

  39. Oh I forgot….TODAY’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!(Sept. 6th)…I turn 29 for the 16th time. Now only people who can do math will know my real age…LOL

  40. Good morning everyone,

    First happy Birthday Susan B. (yes I did the math but my lips are sealed).

    Linda Hernacki – I know what you mean about odors. I can’t stand to be near anyone wearing perfume, or that new sweet-smelling disinfectant they are using on the buses & trains. Yuk. I feel like it gets over everything – my shoes, my hands, my bag. Double yuk. But what is really funny is that smoking doesn’t bother me too much.

    Kevin – (the Real Kevin) Thank you so much. I am in Chocolate Heaven (Great name – Kevin’s Chocolate Heaven). It’s almost 7:30 in the morning and I want to go out and cook this up now. I hate separating eggs but I will make an exception. And your Cruise to Nowhere – I hope you don’t get dizzy since the ship will be going in circles. Just kidding. I tried talking a friend from work into this cruise, but she thought $500 was too much money for a day and a half of doing nothing (with a balcony). I kind of agree, but my ideas of the cruise are a little different than hers. Anyway, have a fun-tastic time. Now don’t forget to try & pick out landmarks!

    Sorry to neglect you John & Heidi. Catch you later,

    Carol

  41. Kevin (the real one besides Hedi-Beth’s):
    OMG – what a great find! The crest is georgeous! I hope John will start using it. He is a Heald after all. Now you made me look for mine…

  42. John,
    If it eases the pain any, we get the same type of reactions shoreside when the client like this returns. It always amuses me when the comment card is resurrected and shows the folks had a good experience. Good luck with these folks, and keep up the good work.

  43. Message to Sheryl

    I am excited about the balcony on this cruise. (October 4) I actually went into one on the Glory. I am sure the people in that cabin thought I had lost my mind when I asked to see their cabin. The room was really big and the balcony was plenty big enough for Happy Hour…lol (Seems more than 75sq ft.) I work with a travel agent and he says this is better than a suite because of the wrap balcony. Please let me know when you return how it really is. And…if you leave any dirty socks under the bed, I will retrieve them and give them to John…LOL LOL Take care and I will be waiting for your response.
    Thanks a lot!!

  44. To Susan B:
    HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY (for the 16th time …LOL). Yes, we are booked on the Bloggers cruise. Also we are booked on the Glory in early Dec. (God willing, we will be on that one too!) And booked on the Splendor Innaugral cruise as well.

    Thank you for your prayers and well wishes.
    Barb

  45. NANETTE,

    I think John did not want to see any comments about his hair that day. I thought his hair look just like the letter openers. See I reposted what I said below.

    John, since I’m in OZ, Greenwood Acres Campground in Jackson Michigan, and doing my internet time in a WENDY’S I don’t have time to go back and look for it but I had the answer to the religious issue the first time it came up. I will try to remember some of it.

    Have a channel on the TVs with faith based programs. I’m sure all faiths would be willing to make a service just for cruise ships. Some to even say at the start that this would cover their religious requirements.

    For those that would want to be in more of a group setting you could have different meeting areas set up to view the services.

    For those the feel they need a live service the pursers desk could have a list of churches in each port and the times of services. I’m sure that the ports could compile this list. Most hotels have lists of nearby churches for their guest now.

    Nice letter opener but you hair looks just like it in the picture. LOL

    “BIG” ED

    139 days till the rocking of the CARNIVAL FREEDOM causes a Tsunami

  46. John, thank you for my daily dose of laughter. I have e-mailed a proper crest for your use to Roberto. I omitted any reference to Fatima, as the very thought was so disquieting that I could not keep my mouse hand from quivering while creating it.

    You will find all the elements important to your job as Senior Emergency Propulsion Resource, including a Jelly Bean banner, and two show girls with clouds of methane gas emanating from their headdresses. A proper Latin inscription reads, “Fartus Odorus” in honor of your poor, long-suffering wife.

    Quote for the day – “I don’t suffer from insanity–actually, I rather revel in it!”

    Enjoy,
    Rus Franklin

  47. Mr.Heald,
    Just the thought of having to opportunity to interview the incomperable John Cleese brings joy to my heart and a very big smile to my face. He is without question a treasure of our time. I am so impressed with this revelation of the up coming interview I have decided to double my current subscription price to your blog. You will no doubt be allowed to keep double standard amount. Keep up the very good work. I am one very satisfied customer. ” No I have no interest in being stuffed”
    Cybil and I will you soon actually 11/12/07.

    Gary

  48. Dear John:

    Just returned from our trip on the Legend and have to say, first of all, I really LOVED my balcony room on the 8th deck. I can’t believe the things that people complain about. I’m surprised they didn’t complain about nosebleeds!! I particularly liked that there was a good degree of privacy afforded from all directions.

    I was a little disappointed in not getting to meet “Bubba” but he was on vacation and Jen was the CD. I’m sorry to say that I can’t rate her high on the ladder of Cruise Directors – but think of whom I’ve been comparing her to . . .

    Our waitperson, Gama, was the best server we have ever had over our many years of cruising. (Here I was going to mention a waiter from whom we were given terrible service on another Carnival ship a few years back, but then realized that he must have been liked by some cruisers in order for him to get promoted to Captain.

    This shows that for every complaint that you have to listen to, that there are many, many more that feel just the opposite.

    A lovely 6-year old girl won two tickets to the specialty dining room. Unfortunately her parents couldn’t take advantage of the opportunity, but happily they offered the tickets to my Dearly Beloved and I to celebrate our 70th birthdays. What an awesome meal experience that was. We could only use the tickets on the evening before arriving home and I can truly now say that “We started the week as passengers and left as cargo!!” And now to dream about the next voyage . . .

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