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Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?

One of the very best shows you will ever see on any cruise ship — or anywhere for that matter — is currently onboard the Carnival Freedom.  It’s called “The Big Easy” and is, of course, a tribute to the people and the city of New Orleans.
You know, when you mention the name of this [...]

Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat?…………No Dear!

Good Morning everyone.
So there I was, hanging outside the ladies dressing rooms in Harrods, which is ancient Egyptian for RIP OFF, holding Heidi’s bag and waiting to tell her that her bottom did indeed look tiny in the dress she was trying on. I hate shopping as I have expressed before and standing outside that [...]

Miles of Imagination

Back in the mid 1990s, I was chosen to be the first cruise director of the Imagination when it debuted in 1995. This would be my second new ship as cruise director following the delivery of her sister, the Sensation in 1994.
Back in those days, the ship would arrive in her homeport (Miami, in this [...]

Thanksgiving Day Wishes

£3.50 a liter, ($7) it’s bloody outrageous, have they lost their minds? No, I am not talking about petrol I am in fact taking about …………..water. Heidi (she is home by the way and more about that later) sent me shopping. We had friends coming over for dinner and an hour before they were due [...]