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The Christmas Spirit

I just returned from what can only be described as hell……………….a supermarket, two days before Christmas when apparently the entire country had decided to go shopping at the same time. Now obviously there was a rumor that France was going to invade and that that would soon be nothing in the shops because people had gone mad………..totally nuts……….”stunard” as they say in Naples.The whole place was a zoo………..and by that I mean people were behaving like animals. I watched bemused as people barged others out of the way to get that turkey before someone else, old ladies who had suddenly gone from sweet and innocent basket-weaving grandmas to members of the Hell’s Angels who used their shopping trolleys as battering rams in order to get to the Brussels sprouts.

I watched as Mums acted as drill sergeant major’s snapping instructions at dad and the kids to go and get various items, all that missing was a salute.

Heidi and I were shopping for just a few bits and pieces because we are having our Christmas Dinner at my Mum’s this year and we laughed at the comedy show that was unfolding.

However, our laughter turned to utter grumpiness (is that a word?) when we reached the checkouts. Sainsburys is a huge supermarket and there must have been 20-plus check outs available but each had a line longer than the Carnival Freedom and each person in line had bought enough food to feed every guest on the Carnival Freedom. The result of this was we stood in line with our small trolley of 2 dozen items for……………..one hour…………….yep…………………one hour and of course just as we reached sight of the promised land Murphy dropped one of his laws on my head the complete and utter gift!

The couple in front of us had two full trolleys and were obviously going to be feeding Texas for dinner and as there huge pile got smaller and my piles started throbbing it was nearly our turn…………………..and then finally the last item was rung in and the young check out girl said “that will be £317″………..that’s about $700 by the way. Hearing this the man looked as though he had just been given the good news with a baseball bat to his Albert Halls (rhyming slang) and he went very red as he reached into his wallet and produced his credit card thingy…………………….all I cared about was that I just wanted to get out of this place and do something less disturbing like shoving a rattle snake that has not eaten down my trousers, or, telling Heidi her bottom looked HUGE in those jeans.

Anyway, as the man handed over his card I knew freedom was just around the corner…………but……………it was not………………………..the man’s credit card was declined…………….bugger. I felt sorry for him as he and his wife scrambled in their wallets and eventually they managed to split the charges on two cards ………….. Christmas it seemed had taken its tool on their bank balance and that of many of others I am sure around the world.

It is fair to say that when I left the supermarket I was feeling very un Christmassy………..in fact I was in a rotten mood. However just as Murphy had dumped his law on me early the spirit of Christmas reminded me what it’s all about.

This reminder came as we left the store to the sounds of a Salvation Army Brass Band playing Silent Night. As the beautiful notes of the 40-piece band drifted into the crisp morning air I reached into my wallet and deposited a few notes into the bucket which the poster told me would go to help make this Christmas a special one for the many homeless people of the area.

I felt good about myself and this time of year again and as we wheeled our trolley back to the car all the war zone of the supermarket felt far, far away.

Now, this then feels like the perfect opportunity for me to chat with a special lady. You know, Carnival Corporation is the first to blow its trumpet loud and proud about our new ships and ventures that make us what we are today. However, there is one thing we don’t sing from the roof tops and to change that I need to chat with the lovely Linda Coll.

1. LINDA, PLEASE CAN YOU TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CAREER SO FAR AND WHAT YOUR CURRENT POSITION INVOLVES? I have been with Carnival for 18 years and oversee the Carnival Foundation, which is at the Miami headquarters and coordinates the company’s various corporate giving and philanthropy efforts. In addition to overseeing a multi-million-dollar budget that provides monetary donations to a wide variety of charitable, social service and arts-related organizations, both locally here South Florida and throughout the country,. part of my job also  includes working with Carnival Cruise Lines employee volunteer service group, the “Friends Uniting Neighbors” (F.U.N.) Team. We have a three-person staff here that includes myself, Mitzi Capo and Lisa Marie Alvarez.  
FUN Team

2.THEY SAY CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME AND IN THIS CASE IT BEGINS AT SEA. CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT SOME OF THE WONDERFUL PROJECTS THAT THE CORPORATION HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN THAT HAVE BETTERED PEOPLE’S LIVES?
Carnival Corporation & plc is the world’s largest cruise operator with a diverse portfolio of brands whose offices are located throughout North America and Europe. Our department primarily deals with our North American brands, which, in addition to Carnival Cruise Lines (based in Miami), includes Holland America (based in Seattle), Princess Cruises (based in Santa Clarita, Calif.), and Seabourn Cruise Line (based in Miami). The ships of these brands operate from homeports across the east and west Coasts of the U.S., as well as the Gulf of Mexico – not to mention calling at dozens of dozens of island destinations. 

As the world’s largest cruise operator, Carnival believes we have a duty to give  back to our communities we serve and thus we take our position as a corporate citizen very seriously. We want to make sure our communities continue to be a  great place to live and work.  

With that in mind, the Carnival Foundation coordinates millions of dollars in donations – which support such wide-ranging organizations, with a particular emphasis on those that help children and support the arts. In addition to being one of the of the largest corporate contributors of the United Way, we lend our support to such organizations as March of Dimes, Junior Achievement, Juvenile Diabetes Foundation, American Cancer Society, Big Brothers Big Sisters, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, the New World Symphony and National Association for Advancement in the Arts, which  provides hundreds of scholarships for talented singers, dancers, and other artists.  
FUN Team
 
During times of crisis, our department also works closely with the American Red  Cross, coordinating corporate and employee donations for such emergencies as the tsunami in Asia and hurricane relief efforts throughout the U.S. and Caribbean. All told, over the past five years, Carnival has donated upwards of $30 million  
to a variety of charitable endeavors.  

The efforts of the Carnival Foundation, of course, complement the many charitable initiatives coordinated by the individual brands themselves – and their employees — in their respective local communities. Shipboard personnel also do their part to help our communities, participating in beach clean ups and donating their time and talent to various orphanages and children’s charities throughout the Caribbean and other regions.  
 
3. ALTHOUGH CARNIVAL CORPORATION ASSISTS DOZENS OF ORGANIZATIONS, IS THERE ONE PROJECT THAT HAS TOUCHED YOUR HEART THAT YOU COULD SHARE WITH US? Yes, we assist lots of different groups and organizations. If I were to name one that we’re particularly proud of, it would have to be our most recent initiative with Big Brothers/Big Sisters and the Miami HEAT as it impacts the lives of children who are so important to the future of our community.  

Through Big Brothers/Big Sisters, approximately 50 members of Carnival’s management team are serving as mentors to high school students as part of an innovative in-the-workplace mentoring program. The students previously attended the HEAT Academy, an after-school program in downtown Miami for at-risk youth (30 of the students will be receiving college scholarships that have been purchased by Carnival). 
FUN Team

After a comprehensive evaluation and interview process coordinated by Big Brothers/Big Sisters, the students were partnered up with a member of Carnival management according to their interests and aptitude – students who are interested in becoming lawyers are paired up with our legal department, etc. The students then shadow their Carnival “big” throughout the day and watch them interact in an office environment. We’ve just finished the second session and the response has been excellent, both from the students and Carnival employees.  

Another project that we’re very excited about is the renovation of the pediatric intensive care unit and medical unit at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Holtz Children’s Hospital in Miami. Carnival, along with the Miami HEAT, pledged $2.5 million toward this initiative which will benefit hundreds of children each year.  

Renovations to the 30,000-square-foot facility are ongoing and include 30 special oversized rooms to allow family members to remain with their critically ill children, medical isolation rooms for those most susceptible to germs and infections, a sophisticated new monitoring system enabling nurses to more easily monitor patients, and a comfortable lounge where families can relax during long days at the hospital.   
Carnival employees participate in Junior Achievement

Following the renovation, the facility will be renamed the “Carnival Cares for Kids Center.” A Pediatric Medical Unit on the same floor will be named the “Miami HEAT Home Court for Kids.”  

We’re very proud and honored to lend our support to the Jackson Memorial Hospital Foundation, whose tireless efforts in providing life-saving medical treatment to thousands of individuals, particularly children, has made a tremendously positive impact on our community. 

4. ONBOARD THE CARNIVAL FREEDOM WE RECENTLY RAISED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR BREAST CANCER RESEARCH. ARE THERE ANY PLANS WHERE IN THE FUTURE EVERY SHIP IN THE CARNIVAL FLEET COULD HOST EVENTS FOR THIS ORGANIZATION?…….CAN WE DO THIS? Carnival’s On Deck for the Cure program – a series of one-mile fundraising walks currently being offered on all ships operating voyages of seven days or longer as well as four- and five-day  
cruises on the Elation from San Diego – has been an overwhelming success.  

John, as you can attest from your time on the Carnival Freedom this summer, our guests truly appreciate the opportunity to support such a worthwhile organization as Susan G. Komen for the Cure – the global leader in breast cancer research — even while on vacation. Modeled after a highly successful program introduced by Holland America, the program was rolled out to other Carnival Corporation & plc brands that operate in North America, including Carnival Cruise Lines, Princess Cruises, Costa Cruises, and Seabourn Cruise Line.  

Carnival Cruise Lines initially launched the program on ships from Miami earlier this year and expanded to other ships a few months later, including the Carnival Freedom in Europe, which as you can attest was extremely well received.  

Right now, the program has been on Carnival Corporation & plc ships for about four months and we are extremely pleased with the support both by guests and crew thus far. Since this project is still in the early stages, we’re concentrating our efforts on those ships that currently host On Deck for the Cure activities but perhaps one day we may extend the program to other ships and hopefully other brands.  

John, I would like to personally thank you (and the readers of your blog) for your incredible support of the On Deck for the Cure program, which has not only raised thousands and thousands of dollars for breast cancer research and education but much-needed awareness, as well. Thanks again and happy holidays! 

Thank you Linda for allowing us all to know the wonderful work that is undertaken by Carnival Corporation. We are all proud to help and I am looking forward to much more “giving “this coming year.

So, all that’s left then is to wish all of you a very Happy Christmas and a wonderful Holiday Season. I hope Santa brings you the gifts you want and I hope he saw my letter where I asked for an Aston Martin and a sun tan like George Hamilton’s…………who I see from the Entertainment News is in St.Martin.topping up his tan…………lucky sod.
Goodnight
Your friends
John and Heidi

57 Responses

  1. merry christmas john and heidi! we are back today from the carnival miracle. it is lovely and the crew also. the grandchildren had a blast too. see you both soon!

    smiles, bonnie and prince charlie

  2. A very Merry Christmas to you and Heidi. Thank you for the wonderful gift of this blog thingy. It has brought us so much enjoyment.

    Have a wonderful holiday!

    Barb

  3. Ho! Ho! Ho!

    Merry X’mas John and Heidi! You must be close to opening gifts. We use to attend midnight Mass and open our gifts in the morning. Now that we’re older and a lot of our family is gone, we open our presents on X’mas Eve. I’m still looking for Santa!

    Hope you and your fanily have a wonderful holiday! You too Roberto!!!

    Kathy and Paul

  4. I hope they do not ban smokers (we are polite smokers btw)off Ur cruise line planning for our 4th cruise with carnival now,hope to see a south pacific journey planned for a Carnival ship soon (pleeeese)Loved U John on the Glory when we cruised Nov 04!!

  5. All I want for Christmas is a good coach and quarterback for my Atlanta Falcons.

  6. From the deputies, Mama Sheriff, and myself……Merry Christmas John and Heidi!! Yes, the Sheriff will be working Christmas Day…………….

    If you drink and drive, I have a room for you at my jail!

    Handcuffs To All!

    Rosco P. Coltrane
    Sheriff

  7. Merry merry, happy happy !

    I can feel your pain about shopping ! I went Sat to Publix, parking lot was jammed as well as the isles. I only needed some fresh asparagus and fruit and a few other items. What a zoo…………………..oh well, at least it’s over.

    We are going to my dad’s tonight for dinner…roast beef, yummu. Then tom we are doing the Christmas dinner–will plan to eat about 3pm.

    Beautiful weather here in the Orlando area !

    Take care and God blass you both.

  8. Hi John and Heidi. Just a quick note to wish both of you a very Merry Christmas. I hope all your wishes come true. Thanks for the interview. That’s is just another reason we keep coming back to Carnival. I’m sorry you won’t be on the Carnival Liberty in Feb. I was really looking forward to introducing myself and Geoff to you. I guess it’ll just have to wait for the 2009 bloggers cruise. One final note to all my fellow bloggers. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday. You are all in my prayers. Great big hugs to all of you.

    Leasa

  9. John, Heidi and all the Carnival staff and bloggers, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy new Year. We are fortunate to live in a country (USA) with the freedoms that allow us to travel and enjoy this wonderful world and the most astounding people we encounter along the way.

    May God bless y’all and keep you safe in your travels.

    Uncle Doug,
    the now Platinum East Texas Cruiser

  10. I remember when I was much younger and worked in a supermarket…..the mobs of customers, huge lines, shopping carts (trolleys) full and often multiple carts utilized. Ah the joy ….errrr insanity….. of the holiday fervor.

    Anyway here is wishing you and Heidi a very Merry Christmas and a fantastic Holiday Season!

  11. John -

    A Merry Christmas to you, your missus, Mum & Dad, Alan & his family and all the carnivalites in the world. May your days be merry and bright and may all your Christmases be White (with apologies to Irving Berlin).

    Thanks also for the interview with Linda Coll. I have been wondering the extent to which Carnival supports charitable causes and now we see the organization’s involvement in the community. Very commendable.

    Happy Holidays to all from LFTTNSFCF and the Mrs. MTSFP.

  12. John and Heidi,

    So glad the Salvation Army band restored your Christmas spirit. It’s interesting to learn that last minute shopping madness is no longer a uniquely American malady. I’m happy to say that I have managed to avoid most of the crowds this year by shopping on-line. Groceries, of course, are an entirely different matter, but as I am retired I can shop for food at any hour and thus avoid most of the mayhem. I sincerely hope you need not venture again into the fray! It might be fun, though, to sit on a bench in a mall and watch the insanity.

    Scott and I, and our Old English Sheepdog, Niki, will be driving tomorrow from Clermont to Jacksonville Beach (FL) to spend Christmas day with our daughters, most of our grandchildren and my mom. Will spend the night with an aunt and uncle (the couple who cruised with us on the Glory in September), then back home the next day. We will most likely see in the new year as we have for the past eight years: at Epcot! How will you celebrate new year’s eve?

    By the way, thanks for today’s interview. Just to show you how uninformed (dense?) I am, it only now has dawned on me that Micky Arison owns the Miami Heat as well as Carnival. Can you say “duh”?! I’m pleased to note that the corporation gives back so generously to the community which supports it.

    Speaking of sports…the Jacksonville Jaguars (11-4) are officially in the playoffs. (That’s playoffs for the football, American style, Superbowl just to clarify.) Don’t forget to cheer for them, please.

    My best wishes to you both, your families, Alan and Roberto and their families, all the bloggers and all the ships at sea! (Sorry, got carried away.)

    Merry Christmas!!!

    From Frenetic Florida Fan…Myra

  13. Happy Holidays to you and Heidi! We hope to sail with you again in 2008!

  14. Hello John and Heidi,

    Just wanted to wish you both a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hope you’re enjoying your time off and time with your parents.

    When do you leave for Miami and will you get to go back to England after the two cruises or will be you be staying in Florida? What is your schedule for the next year until you go on the Splendor?

    Again have a Merry Christmas!

    George and Linda

  15. Merry Christmas John and Heidi!

  16. John,
    Let me take a minute as I get ready to take care of the last minute preparations for our Christmas celebrations, to wish you, Heidi, Roberto and all the bloggers a very Merry Christmas! Enjoy your families and take a moment to tell them you love each of them.

    Merry Christmas everyone!
    Karen

  17. I loved hearing about you shopping trip. Why? Because I sent Danny to the market on Saturday for a can of fruit cocktail so I could finish my fruit salad and when he got home he had almost the exact same story. So I guess it is the same on this side of the ocean too.

    Have a GREAT time with you mum on Christmas day.

    Jennifer

  18. Merry Christmas , John, Heidi, Roberto and to all my blooger friends!!!!!!!!!!

    XOXOXO

  19. John, shopping is the only thing I dislike about the CHRISTmas season. Over here it is just as you disscribed it “a zoo”.

    To John, Heidi, Roberto, the bloggers and My Crew
    Pat and I would like to wish all off you a very
    Merry CHRISTmas.

    To Alan, may this CHRISTmas and all our prayers bring you the best gift of all, HEALTH.

    “BIG” ED

    Only 26 more days till I get my CHRISTmas gift. Meeting John, Heidi, Roberto and my hard working CREW.

  20. Merry Christmas, John & Heidi.

  21. Christmas is pervasive and isn’t that a wonderful thing? Even when we’re at our most unChristmasy (is THAT a word???) the spirit of Christmas finds its way into our hearts. It sneaks in around corners and through tiny little cracks in our foul moods and rends them asunder. I love it!

    Thankfully, I got all my necessary holiday duties out of the way before the Annual Craziness ensued otherwise I might have joined you in one of those lines that reach from here to there and back.

    Thank you for the insight into Carnival’s charitable wing. It’s good to know that the company gives back and in such grand fashion. Good news about On Deck for The Cure! I hope it spreads to all sailings. It’s an excellent project for a most worthy cause.

    Off now, to your Mum’s. Here’s hoping that everyone, especially your mate and our friend Alan, are well and have a perfectly marvelous Christmas.

    Offer my best Christmas ‘howdies’ to Heidi and Roberto!

    God bless us, every one…

    Regards,

    Greg

  22. John,

    I know this has nothing to do with the current blog but. Is there an easy way ( other than using the CCL transfers ) to get from Heathrow to the Port of Dover. We are taking a Northern Europe Cruise in 2009, yeah I know a bit early to be planning. Any insight to this would be great.

    Thanks
    Tim and Pam

  23. John and Heidi,
    Well, I certainly didn’t expect another blog so close to Christmas from you! You have definately kept us up to date on everything while you’ve been on vacation, and I’m sure that I am not the only one who is very grateful to you for that! There would have been alot of us going thru blogger withdrawl without you! You shine a special light in all of us with your comments and tremendous sense of humor! Sorry your experience at the market was so unpleasant! I would have been tempted to leave without my few items.
    HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, and enjoy the special times with your loved ones! Did you get the “toy” that I sent you? I figured it would be fun for you to use to play a joke on your dad especially. I will be looking forward to hearing about your special broadcast on the radio Christmas morning! Be yourself, and you will entertain as well as enlighten many lives that day!
    Sheryl

  24. John & Heidi–best wishes for a Merry Christmas here on the east coast of the USA. Hope you enjoy your special day and have lots of goodies to eat. Tonight (from 9:30PM until midnight) I went with a friend to Macy*s to do some last minute shopping (for her, not me, I was just the appointed schlepper). The world famous department store has been open 24 hours a day since Friday night continuing until 6PM Christmas Eve. Well, what you say about the supermarket applied to the department store. Not the lines so much, but the confusion and crowds. The store was an unholy mess. My favorite was in between the pocketbook and scarf department where we found an undressed mannekin lying on the floor. I really did want to dress the poor thing or at least wind a scarf around her privates. People were just stepping over her and doing their thing. Amazing. I don’t celebrate Christmas (I light those candles for eight nights) but the commercial end of it has just gone too far!

  25. Crowds at X’mas !

    Our Mall reminded me of Ephesus and the 5 cruise ships and passengers that were all in port the day we visited! We got shoved from one site to the next! Thank god for the Terraced Houses, a welcome retreat much like seeing the end of the check out line approaching !
    The good thing is I didn’t have to give 50 Euro cents to use the loo while X’mas shopping at Macy’s !!!

    Kathy and Paul

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