Living in America

There is an old cruise director standard joke that we all talk about. It’s the one where we say how after a day of traveling, flying, and standing in lines you finally reach the ship. You walk onboard……………your hair looks like you just drove a convertible through in a hurricane, your clothes have more creases in them than one the Michelin Man and you smell like you have splashed on loads of Eau Of The Toilette…….and what do we do………….we take your photo.The same can be said of today’s adventures. I arrived into Miami after a 9 hour and 40 minute flight ……………more about that later……………..I looked like hell and I certainly smelled like I had had not bathed in years……………in fact I looked and smelled so terrible that someone asked me if I was French.

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