Tigger………and Poo!

January 12, 2008 -

John Heald -

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Last night I saw Zebras, Elephants and Tigers…………………..last night I went………..to the circus. 

Good Morning everyone. I am sitting here in my hotel room and the digital clock is telling me that it is 6:07 am and considering I did not get to bed until past midnight I guess my body is still as confused as a Frenchmen with a bar of soap. 

Heidi is somewhere under the covers doing her impression of a starfish and I am not looking forward to when she wakes up. This will be because of the vat of wine she drank last night………more about that later. 

So, back to the circus. We were due to meet some great friends for dinner last night and I had received a cryptic message from them saying they would be picking us early because they had “a surprise ” for me……………Now, when someone says something like this you spend time wondering if this is a good surprise like a ride in a Bentley, a photo of Uma Thurman’s bottom or a restaurant with the sign “all you can eat” outside. Then there is the bad type of surprise…………….being told you are going to take a yoga class…………..a photo of your ex girlfriends bottom or a restaurant that only serves French food. 

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