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Jamaica, the land of no problem….except for one

Posted on January 24, 2008 by John Heald

“Oh, it’s the Cruise Director ….good………I have a complaint”……………….now, under most circumstances this would have been no problem, however this happened half an hour ago…………at 6:40 am.
Heidi and I have been staying in a guest cabin this week. We have been working out of the CD cabin but because Todd still has all his belongings [...]

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A Passage to India

Posted on January 24, 2008 by John Heald

Pierre the Frenchman went out last night, drunk three bottles of Chateau De Rude, ate a dozen frog legs with extra garlic. He then met his Russian friend and film star Georgy Hamiltonov and they both downed a dozen vodkas.
They are both now living in my head.
Well, that’s how I feel this morning as I [...]

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