Schools Out

January 29, 2008 -

John Heald -

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My school days were a mixture of hard work, strict discipline accompanied by a forced sports program and home work each and every night. Our uniform was a bizarre mixture of purple and black with the trousers made from a torturous material called “serge.” This material had you feeling like a thousand tiny insects were running up and down your legs stopping only to tickle you with a feather………..it was hell. Our lessons included the basic Math, English, French and German and, of course, the sciences of Biology and Physics.

Then there were the practical subjects of Woodwork, Metalwork and Technical Drawing.

Now, while I was never the sharpest tool in the shed at English and Math when it came to the practical subjects I was thicker than an armored plated elephant and stood out like a Frenchman in a packed elevator on a hot sunny day………………I stank.

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You would have thought it was a day at sea…………….whereas for the last three years I have been cocooned in the bosom of Europe where on embarkation day the ship is like a library here on the new Carnival Imagination it was fun all the way. The pools were busy, people were sunbathing and some obviously had not seen the sun for some times as there lily-white thighs glistened with the glow of Hawaiian Tropic sun. A group of guests all wearing the same T-shirt that proudly stated they were here for “Leroy and Jo – Jo’s 50th Anniversary” were dancing to the calypso band and those happy Caribbean days I had enjoyed on this ship came flooding back.

Heidi and I did a quick tour of the ship and the “Evolutions of Fun” have transformed this vessel from a 15-year-old ship with a future out of the limelight to a born again Fun Ship who deserves to be in the spotlight and this week with all the press and little old me ……..OK……big old me….

Tomorrow I will be writing about some of the new features that are simply stunning but for now I need to get ready for the press party. Oh, before I do let me tell you about earlier today. We boarded the ship around 2 pm and the reception we received has been so wonderful from the Captain and all the old faces I remember and some whom, to be honest, that I do not.

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