Pole Dancing

I was dreaming of George Hamilton……………..I don’t know but I was…………….he and I were sitting on a yacht eating caviar surrounded by beautiful women…………..there were two gorgeous ladies standing at the bar…………….they started to………..and then the alarm went off……………..I woke up thinking that for a small alarm clock it was really loud………….I then realized it wasn’t the wake up John alarm……………..it was the General Emergency Alarm…………….it was 3:00am. I immediately called the bridge thinking that if there had been a problem then surely the Captain would have called me first before ordering guests and crew to the muster station……………….I was right…………….it was a false alarm. A computer had decided that it was bored and therefore thought it would be funny to scare the heck out of everyone…………..I quickly jumped on the PA system which really hurt………….no, seriously I quickly made an announcement apologizing and blamed Bill Gates……..sorry Bill.

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