Guest: Ms &&&^^^: 002719967AOwner: (BAAZ) Barbara ZahradnickyCabin: 8350Booking#: 4P43V1
Added-Changed: 02/15/08 – 02/15/08
8350 – Bed Sheets
Ms %^&* approached the Desk earlier tonight, stating that the Bed Sheets on her bed had been replaced, but not seeing that the Sheets fasten with Velcro, Mrs. Hanks caught her stockings on the Velcro strip and she says they are ruined. She expects Carnival to reimburse her the $4 that they cost. Purser apologized for the inconvenience and after looking at the stockings refunded the money as requested. No further action.
Guest: Mr *&^%$
Ref: 002719971A
Owner: (KN) Kua Anant Ngamkamolrat
Cabin: 1215
Booking#: 9R8C18
Added-Changed: 02/15/08 – 02/15/08
1215 – Smoking Policy
Mr %^&*&^%$#@ approached the 1st purser reporting that he was not happy with the smoking policy. The guest is from Russia and has a group of 12 onboard. He was unaware that he would not be allowed to smoke in the dining room and said that many people enjoy smoking between courses. He suggested the dining room be divided into two sections smoking and non smoking. Purser explained that all cruise ships have a non smoking policy in the dining rooms but guest stated that was not true and that he would take his group to another line . Advised Mr. %^&*(*&^%$ that his comments will be documented.
Good Morning on this bright and cheerful Saturday morning. Actually, its 5:38am and its as dark as a Tim Burton film outside. The Captain has just brought us along side our beautiful new terminal here in Miami and I thought I would start today’s blog. Heidi and I have a busy day which starts at 6:00am with a visit to Immigration. All crewmembers who have joined the vessel must report to Immigration after their first week onboard despite having already gone through two checks at the airport. Then we start the debarkation process and after that we have a big function onboard for 22 guests which I need to make sure goes well.
Oh, hold on…………Heidi has just called me from the Lobby as its time to go to Immigration………guess I had better get dressed then.
Ok, I am back. It is now 6:20am and I had another delight visit to Immigration and you know what…………she was very pleasant, even told me to ” have a good day”…………..I nearly fainted.
So, now we are preparing for the debarkation process to start and while Heidi marshals her troops I thought I would sit here and type a bit more until we start and I head down to the lobby again.
Lets return to the two comments we started with today. I have to be careful not to ridicule the lady with the damaged stockings but it is interesting that she was in bed wearing stockings and that she would be brave enough to carry them from deck 8 to deck 3 and ask for her $4 back, show them to the Purser and expect us to pay…………..and we did!……………..where do you buy stockings for $4………….not that I want to buy a pair for myself………….it’s just now I know what to get Heidi for her birthday.
Then we go to the next comment and our Russian friend Mr. MarlbroLightov. I will say that it’s been great to see so many Russian guests sailing with us both here and in Europe as they add a certain flair to proceedings. I am also not surprised that he wants to smoke as from what I have read smoking in Russia is very popular. However, I cannot agree with him on his suggestion of having one side smoking and one smoke free in the dining room. Many of you may remember when we used to do this years ago. In fact, I had the non smoking section as a junior wine steward onboard the Holiday. I was given this section by Chief Wine Steward Nuri Olgen as it was felt that non smokers drank less wine and therefore he always took the smoking section. Having worked in a dining room with a section smoking and one not I promise you it does not work, the smoke goes everywhere.
Agreeing to this would be like having a peeing section at one end of the swimming pool.
OK, I am off to the gangway to start debarkation……………….stay here as I will be back soon.
Here I am, back again. Debarkation went well. I need to change a few things and heidi who is the best and controlling the flow of guests has a list as long as Shaquille O’Neal’s…………….foot………………..of things she wants to change for next time. We started at 7:05am and finished at 10:25am. We took off 877 guests on our self assist program which as you know means they have all their own luggage with them. Then we proceeded with the tag numbers which is much smoother than using our old system of colour coded tags. Everyone seemed happy as they left and there were lots of photos and hugs and apart from Pastor Johnson who told me I was working in a ” den of iniquity”………whatever that means ………as he left I think 3000 guests left having had a great time.
One sad note from this morning. The couple whose marriage I had tried to help left separately with the man telling me that she was returning to her sisters house in Port St.Lucy ( I think he said ) and that nothing could save their marriage now……………….I guess I would have felt more sorry for him if he had not smelt like he had jumped in a vat of beer……………however, I did feel bad for them both. They arrived as a couple and were leaving separately and it will take a miracle for them to stay together………….I hope a miracle happens.
It’s now time to answer more questions and as always I have read every comment. Although time does not allow me to reply to everyone I want to say a big hello to the wonderful people who have done the same……………..simply written in to say ” hello ” and how much you enjoy the blog. You are all so very kind.
Here we go then.
DARLENE…………………I always like to say hello to new readers of the blog which you have told me you indeed are. I am glad you enjoyed reading about the Bloggers cruise and hopefully this will have you excited enough to join us for 2009 event on the Carnival Fantasy. Now, you asked what I am responsible for onboard. Well, a Carnival Cruise Director is responsible for all the entertainment onboard. This means scheduling music, dancing, activities and shows as well as performing and entertaining themselves. We are also responsible for promoting all the revenue outlets onboard and of course providing the guests with all the information on the ports of call and shipboard information. Here on the carnival Freedom I have 73 staff of dancers, entertainers, DJ’s , musicians, technicians and entertainment staff members. They come from all over the world and it is a privilege to work alongside them. I do indeed wear a lot of hats as you suggested and I hope you continue to enjoy my blogging hat. Welcome aboard and I hope to see you next year if not before.
NORA OF THE THREE BLIND MICE………………….Hello Nora. How nice to hear from you. You asked about safe beaches in both St.Thomas and St.Martin with good facilities. Well, I suggest the most famous beach in St.Thomas which is of course Magens Bay. It is the most popular with wonderful facilities including umbrellas and bathrooms etc. Then, in St.martin I would suggest one on the Dutch side called Divi Little Bay which also has everything you will need. We have organized excursions to both these locations so if safe is what you are looking for then there is no doubt this is the way to go. I hope this has been helpful and if you require anything further please let me know. Cheers and my best to the other two mice.
MTSFBLFTNSFCFYPNMTACSFCSBLFTT2009BC………………….I may have to just start calling you Jon ! You asked if I can reserve you a deck chair and I will indeed leave a pair of my underwear on your chair and one for Mrs. MTSFP as well. Hope you are both well and please get a shorter screen name
SANDRA………………..Cruising to Tahiti……….I agree that does sound amazing and I know Princess has a ship that sails to the South Pacific. Maybe one day you will see the carnival Smokestack there as well……….you never know. I am glad to see you love my thingy and thanks for taking the time to read it each day. Cheers.
SUSAN V…………….hello Susan and yes, you were correct that in St.Martin we did indeed have another vessel on out stern, the Caribbean Princess in fact. You mentioned St.John and the tours we offer there. Well there are many and most focus on what I consider some of the finest snorkeling in the Caribbean at Trunk Bay. We have the 5 Star St.John Tour, The Champagne Catamaran and the St.John Island tour. I do advise you use our excursions as this saves the hassle of taxis followed by the public ferry service. The seat saving policy which we re enforced has been very successful and comments from guests have been drastically reduced which is of course great news.
Thank you again for a wonderful posting and hope to see you soon.
DEBORAH ROSATO……….It seems like you have the start of a nice collection of Solid Gold Plastic Trophies and I am sure you will add to that collection when you cruise on the Carnival Valor in April. You asked which was the best beach tour in Roatan. Now, I have actually never been there so I asked my mate Chris Jeffersen the Cruise Director of the carnival Valor. He told me that although both beaches are superb his favorite and that of the guests is Tabyana Beach Day which apparently is paradise itself. If you have any specific follow up questions I am standing by at your service. Cheers.
DIANECRUZIN 2………………I have to admit that until I read your comment I had no idea we had stopped handing out the place mats with the picture of the ship on it. That is a real shame and maybe we can think about doing something else instead. I have forwarded your comment to the Maitre D on the Carnival Liberty whose name is Miguel…………he has a few stockpiled and if you ask for him he will make sure you get one……sssshhhhhh…..don’t tell anyone. Have fun and please keep reading the blog thingy.
ROBERT…………………I did chat with Ron who has promised to be with us for the Bloggers 2009 cruise. I have not seen the promotional video of the Carnival Dream yet but I will look out for it…………….I hope to be the CD on that ship but it maybe someone else’s turn. Anyway, I hope you are ok and I have been thinking about you and Suzaan after the loss of your family dog who I know meant so much to you both. See you in march mate.
LANCE AND ILDA………….What wonderful words…………I am humbled by them. So, you asked do I have a devious plan for the Bloggers Cruise if indeed I am not going to be the CD………………answer……………………oh yes.
That is all I can tell you right now but this plan allows me to spend so much more time with you all and still be ………..well…………me. I will tell you more soon. Until then thanks again for all those kind words and Heidi and I send our kindest regards to you both.
COLETTE SURETTE…………..As requested I sent a signed photo and a bottle of champagne on your behalf to your parents whom I hope had a wonderful cruise……………let me know and send them my kind regards.
KATHY KROLL………………I showed one of the dancers your comments about the dressing rooms etc when you were performing in Vegas and she could not believe they allowed smoking there. Seems times have really changed……………..come on over and put your shoes on again.
JIMNI……………..Hello Ann. You asked if Heidi and I will be part of the Newly Wed during the Bloggers 09 cruise. Well, I think that might be fun but you might as well rename the activity the John Ends Up In The Dog House Show ………….as that is sure to happen. Hope all is well Ann and please continue to enjoy the blogs.
CRUISINEAGLE………….I am so glad you enjoy the blog so much and reading that it keeps you going between cruises is especially nice to hear. You asked about snorkeling during your next cruise which is in fact the one I just returned from onboard the Carnival Imagination. The best snorkeling is without doubt in Grand Turk. There are many excursions to chose from but my suggestion is the Catamaran Snorkel tour which visits a stunning and vibrant reef. You will also love Half Moon Cay which also has a wide variety of snorkeling although once you see the vast white sandy beach you may decide you just want to lay in the sun and do……………………nothing. Have a brilliant cruise and enjoy the Evolutions Of Fun that have made the Carnival Imagination one of our most popular vessels.
MARK HAZLIP………………..Ok, what are my favorite excursions in San Juan, St.Thomas and St.martin……………mmmm………..ok, how about I give you my favorite two from each port. They are:
SAN JUAN
It has to be the Bioluminescence Kayak Tour. This takes you close to the rain forest area where you board two person open Kayaks. There is no rough water and they are very easy to handle. As soon as it gets dark you will see the lake is lit up through the millions……yes millions………..of tiny underwater orgasms that live under the water………………it is spectacular.If you want a real taste of San Juan I suggest the Juan Carlos Flamenco Show which also includes a city tour.
ST .THOMAS
Finding two favorite tours to tell you about was tough as there are so many brilliant ones however here are two of the very best.St.John Trunk Bay and Champagne Catamaran……………as previously mentioned in this blog thingy Trunk Bay has some of the finest snorkeling in the Caribbean and this catamaran is able to get you up close to the multi coloured reef which is full of every kind of marine life. On the way back the sails go up and you fly across the water as the drinks are served.
Magens Bay and Paradise Point……………This tour is so popular as it visits the most famous beach on the Island where you can swim and sunbath. Following that it’s a trip to Paradise point as the cable car takes you to the highest point in St.Thomas for spectacular photos, shopping and the world famous bushwhacker cocktails.
ST MARTIN
GOLDEN EAGLE CATAMARAN…………..This is my favorite tour of all on this itinerary. This huge boat fly’s you across the deep blue sea for more amazing snorkeling with turtles and their friends. If you are looking for Nemo………..he lives here. This tour has never not sold out and its reputation proceeds it.THE EXPLORER ISLAND TOUR…………….This one is a bit more relaxed as you visit the two sides of the island in two different ways. The Dutch side by bus and the beautiful and stunning French side by boat……………..its the most popular way to see the very different sides of St.Martin.
On the Dutch side the people are Dutch and therefore are warm and friendly while on the French side the people are…………..well……….French.
I’m kidding………..both sides are stunning and the French capital Marigo is charming.
There you go, hope this helps mate and let me know if you need anything further.TERRY DUNNING……………Thanks mate for enjoying the blog from the start and yes, I will be the CD for your Carnival Splendor cruise……..which I hope will be your best ever. If there is anything you need in preparation for this please let me know. Cheers.
SUZANNE……………..Yours is not an easy question to answer Suzann……….do we play TV programming on the big screen. You know, we do…….but have limited it to big sporting events such as Super bowl, World Championships Bowl series baseball thingy and Basketball Finals. I have never actually played a Formula One race up there or NASCAR for that matter. In the early stages of the big screen on the carnival Liberty I made the huge mistake of playing the American Idol final up there . As soon as I did I got requests for loads of other TV shows and in the end I had to say no more TV broadcasting. Remember, we do have a great selection of movies and concerts. Is there a particular reason you wanted to see the Formula One which by the way when its possible we do show in our Sports Bar. Let me know and my kind regards to you.
DAVE MORAN…………..You asked why do I never mention Ocean Village, is it the poor relation. ……………..no, absolutely not ! I guess I always think of them as part of the P & O success story and I should be thinking of them as a separate line. For those who do not know what Ocean Village is all about well I let me tell you. They are a cruise line that has become a massive hit in a short space of time. They carry mostly British guests in a relaxed style and from what I know the atmosphere onboard is superb. I will have to interview someone from Ocean Village soon and spread the news on why their ships are so popular. For now, visit http://www.oceanvillage-uk.com/
Thanks Dave for reminding me to focus on them and look out for more soon.
KARL……………Goedeavond von Miami. Hope all is well in Holland. You asked about the Carnival Splendor and the inaugural cruise of the 13th which you will be happy to know is still the official inaugural cruise. We will have done a 3 day from Dover before hand but the European season officially starts on the 13th. As for the naming ceremony, well details are still be decided but PA 007 is on the case and I expect news very soon.
Heidi says a big hello as do I and we will see you in July. Doooooeeeeee.
CAROLYN AND DON………….You are indeed correct the sugar free jam is gone and I thank you so very much for this very special treat. Thanks for thinking of me and we both send our best to you. See you soon.
JOHN FRIEDMAN……………It seems you have been and will be going to some of the most popular of the Caribbean Islands. St.Thomas is beautiful and despite my reservations on the downtown area with its barkers the shopping is superb. I really think you should consider Roatan, Grand Turk and Half Moon Cay. These ports are now some of our most popular and while I have not personally been to Roatan I have recently visited both Grand Turk and Half Moon and they were both simply stunning and I immediately promoted them to the top of my favorite Caribbean destination table. Hope this helps and as always let me know if you have a follow up question. Cheers.
RBGATES……………Prior to becoming addicted to your blog it would not have occurred to me to take a Carnival Cruise. I am rethinking that position!
I had to slap on those wonderful words which continue to give me the fuel to continue writing. If you do decide to cruise I hope you will join me or at least allow me to set the way for you. Thanks again and I am truly honoured ( spelt correctly ) by your kind words.
KEVIN…………..Heidi is nicht hier zo ich pragt Nedelands mit jou. Is alus gut? Ich hept Poopalater…….ich stinkt. Viel Plasier……..dooeeee.
I will buy you an Aston Martin gift if you can figure out what I just said.
How are you mate……………I think about you and your car a lot.PAULA BAKER……………I am happy to hear you have had a good laugh and I would love to see the video. Here is our current postal address and we look forward to receiving the mail. Many thanks and keep laughing.
CARNIVAL FREEDOM
JOHN AND HEIDI HEALD
CREW # 109778 & # 230070
ENTERTAINMENT DEPARTMENT
PO BOX 025472
MIAMI, FLORIDA
33102-5351
U.S.A.HEIDI, BETH AND KEVIN…………..hello you three, it has been a long time since I have written to you and my apologies for that. You asked where Wee Jimmy will be going next and the answer is ……….The Carnival Conquest. I totally understand why you are not able to come on the Bloggers cruise however I will miss not having the three of you there. I hope the blog will keep you going until the next time you are able to sail and Heidi and I send our best to all three of you.
CHERYL………….Thanks for an outstanding posting and reading that the blog thingy is one of the highlights of your day is so very special. I am sorry I will not be with you in October on the Carnival Freedom but I know you will have a brilliant time. Then you asked if I would reconsider not being the Cruise Director for the 09 Bloggers cruise as you are anxious to see my shows. Well, I promise I have found away to do both……….I won’t go into detail just yet but I promise that this way everyone will be happy. You also asked if we are re organizing our Past Guest party and indeed we are. This was one of the conversations we had during our conference last week. We had one radical idea which hopefully we can put into place very soon. Then to your question on Bermuda and if Carnival intends to do a ” real Bermuda cruise” and dock for 3 nights there as other lines do. At this point of time there are no plans to do this. Bermuda has a lot of ” internal politics” and I know we have to live by their rules. I will ask Terry in the office for his thoughts on this and get back to you soon. I am looking forward to meeting you in February 09 for what will be a wonderful fun time together.
DWA 76……………Your thoughts on St.Thomas are shared by many………..I hope someone listens mate. Cheers.
TOM M………………Hello mate. You asked for my schedule so here it is.
CARNIVAL FREEDOM UNTIL MARCH 22ND
MARCH 22ND – MARCH 25TH – HOTEL IN MIAMI
MARCH 25TH – JOIN EMERALD PRINCESS IN FORT LAUDERDALE
APRIL 1ST – DISEMBARK EMERALD PRINCESS IN ANTIGUA AND FLY TO UK
APRIL 2ND – ARRIVE IN LONDON
APRIL 3RD – FLY TO DENMARK TO BEGIN 18 DAY TRIP TO EUROPE TO VISIT CARNIVAL SPLENDOR
APRIL 19TH – FLY HOME TO UK
MAY 1ST – JOIN CARNIVAL FREEDOM TO ASSIST WITH FIRST 12 DAY MED CRUISE
MAY 12TH – JUNE 1ST – VACATION
JUNE 1ST – JOIN CARNIVAL SPLENDOR
Hope this helps. All the best.CAROL SCHOENBERGER…………….That was so kind. Thanks:)
MONICA AND AL…………….The Carnival Triumph will indeed have a big screen fitted later this year. When is your cruise as I will find out the exact date. Hope you are both well.
That’s it for now and as always more tomorrow.
As I mentioned above I had a conference call with the folks in the office about the 09 Bloggers Cruise. One of the topics we discussed was our desire to hold a pre-cruise event in New Orleans which would involve some ” hands on ” charity work during the day and then a special event in the evening. I have this idea to provide a Carnival road show in the evening to benefit one of the local charities. We would bring our best entertainment and charge a fee for local people to enjoy a dinner and a great show…………………what do you think? We are checking into hotels etc for the Bloggers as well. It is in the early stages of planning so let me know what you think.
There are many dangerous things in the world and many dangerous places but going to school should not be one of them. I read with horror about the University shooting as did this guest who wrote me this letter on Thursday.
I did indeed mention these poor kids who went to school to learn about life and educate themselves in preparation for adult hood only to have their young lives cut tragically short.
Life is full of dangers and I faced one of the biggest dangers myself recently………………….driving in Miami on a road called I 95. Before I start please do not think I am knocking the people of Miami many of which are great friends. I am also certain that what I am about to describe is applicable to other U.S. Cities…………..I have not experienced driving there…………..but I have in Miami and in my opinion driving on I 95 is one of the most hazardous things I have ever done.
You see, us Brits have this image of the average American driver. They are wearing cowboy hats and boots and drive cars the size of a small African country. …………..I will always remember sitting at home with Dad watching Frank Cannon who drove a car longer than our street.
This image does not apply however to I95 where the pleasant amicable driver in the cowboy hat turns into a axe wielding maniac. This is mostly applicable when you try and turn off the I 95 when you exit suddenly appears. In the UK we are overly efficient and signs will tell you your exit is 89 miles ahead……………on I95 the sign tells you ” turn you idiot, it’s here .” Now, God forbid that you are in the wrong lane and you indicate to move over because the fierce creature that is gripping the steering wheel with its claws will not slow down and will not let you in. If you dare try and move over regardless you will be treated to a symphony of horn blowing and a varied number of hand gestures some of which to this day I do not understand. Thank goodness I am always in a rent a car and I have paid the $109 rental fee which with insurance comes out to $1090 plus taxes.
Still, it could be worse I could be in Naples, Italy where the only thing you need to drive there are brown pants.
Time for boat drill
Goodnight
Your friends
John and Heidi
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I love the “peeing section at one end of the pool” comment! Ships are much, much better without smoking . . . and those who must, can find lovely deck areas to enjoy.
John,
Loved your bit on I95. Try negotiating parking lots in those areas! Headless drivers creeping around corners, others speeding with no concern for anyone in their way……
I was going to ask where to send something to you as I have a fabulous picture of the me, you and Heidi on Imagination. Now I have an address. Maybe I’ll send you your gift too, which I never had a chance to give you. I seemed to lose you on Imagination, although I understand the fact you were trying to rest and recover from the Bloggers’ Cruise! Linda (DJ’s mom) told me you were lurking in the cigar lounge, but alas, I could not find you that last evening. Hope you enjoyed our brief meet, and my first Carnival experience was a great one–Imagination is a wonderful ship!
JOHN, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. I know what you mean about our expressways. It seams the more lanes they have the worse it is. First you see the sign your exit is coming. So you work your way over to the right where most exits are. Then when you get to the exit you find it’s on the left side of the E-way. So the next time you try to stay in one of the middle lanes so you can be ready to exit on either side. Then your friend Murphy shows up and the traffic comes to a halt for some reason. Now your stuck in the middle lanes and you can see your exit but will people let you in to move over? Sure they will if your driving a 18 wheel semi and you just start pulling over going right at them.
My real problem is driving downtown in major cities. I go white-knuckles from the time I get into downtowns. I can see where I want to go but it never fails just when I want to turn to get there that street is one-way the other way. Or no left turns something just to make me go the wrong way. Now where is that building I was going to and just saw before I had to go the wrong way. I’m lost and I can’t reach the map, HELP ME!HELP ME!
BIG ED
John,
Thank you for a great belly laugh. Your comment about having a peeing section at one end in the pool still has me laughing. I can just see the signs now. Guess that would make it an organically heated pool. Sorry, guess I must not have had enough sleep last night.
A sign just outside of one bases we lived on when I was a kid, read “You are now entering the most dangerous place on earth, the public highway”. And, I think it is worse in large metropolitan areas because there is less of a sense of community.
Thank you for the good news about Alan. He and his family have been in my thoughts a lot.
So glad to hear that Ron will be on the bloggers 2009 cruise. Have heard so much about him and seems that he will not be with us on the transatlantic in April.
I cannot wait to hear more about the precruise plans. I think the dinner and show fundraiser idea sounds great. Are Brad and Angelina going to join us?
Ann
Hello again John and Heidi.
As always your blog has brought a huge smile to my heart. Thank you so much for writing daily.
How terrific your idea for the 09 Bloggers Cruise is. Michael and I are already booked and we have been awaiting news of what you have in store for us and this news is marvelous.
We visited NOLA just this past January when we sailed on the Fantasy and fell in love with the city and the people that live there. I cannot imagine anything better than to be a part of something that helps bring NOLA back. Thank you, thank you thank you!
Now, as far as those $4.00 stockings and Heidi’s birthday go…. You truly are a brave man or one that actually loves the famed “Dog House”. (-:
In closing I have one last little question. How is Mr. Smiley Face?
Best wishes & hugs
Sallie
Hello,John
You look very buisy whith the replys , but anyway I was watching the news and guess who I saw……………………….YOU!!!!!
It was the travel section and they wher showing the new QV, and the showed a few fast clips of you laying on a lounge chair.
The carnival Valor I see has just got the sea side theater.
I am very looking forward to the Victory!
Do you know who the cruise director is on that ship for spring break end of march beggining of april.
And since you and the cruise directors recently had a meeting onboard how is the ship?
Anything different than the conquest class , and destiny/triumph?
John,
Sounds like a day full of dealing with crap. The Freedom has a great smoking room, if the Russians want to smoke during their dinner, tell them to go to the lido, get a plate of food, and bring it to Habana.
_BigMike
P.S. Thanks for mentioning the NIU students, they need all the support they can get.
Yet another wonderful trip down the rabbit hole… I’m constantly amazed by your ability to translate the mundane and terrifying into humor. That’s why you’re a cruise director and I’m a passenger.
PLEASE no smoking in the dining rooms. I mean, I’m not anti smoking and love a good cigar but I fear the wonderful aromas that rise from the food would be replaced by the delicious scent of old ash trays… No thanks…
I happened to remember that I experienced a big toe escaping from one of my dress socks as I walked about preparing for dinner on my last cruise. I’m positive it was the overly abrasive nature of the carpeting that ruined said sock. Can I bring that sock with me on my next cruise and get my money from Carnival? If you would like I could mail you the sock for close inspection. Would you like me to send it before or after I wear it again?
I’m anxious to hear more about the Blogger’s cruise. I love the idea of doing something the day before. I’m sure the rest of the blogging community feels the same.
Please pass along my howdies to all of the wonderful folks who make this blog the success that it is!
Cheers!
Greg
Dear John,
I’ve been trying to get your attention (however I haven’t tried flashing you) about our upcoming cruise..only 6 days to go! My husband & I are re-doing our honeymoon. We celebrated on the Triumph in June 2006 & had to leave the ship in St. Martin due to David having chest pains. The crew was amazing in helping me & taking wonderful care of my David. The hospital was just as wonderful as were the beautiful people in St. Martin. Four days later, back home, David had a triple bypass. He is healthy & we have been planning this cruise for almost a year. There are 6 family members joining us. My Dad just found out he had breast cancer. He had his breast removed last week and is doing wonderful. We just got the news that he is cancer free!! We are so thankful for this cruise for many reasons. I would like some ideas on something I could do for my 2 favorite men. I have a few things being sent to them, but am looking for any suggestions you may have. Thank you so much, and I can’t wait to finally meet you in person. I read your blog everyday and you always make me laugh out loud. You are a gem!!
Love,
Jill
Thanks for the great schedule, John. Trish and I cannot wait to join you on the Splendor on August 30th! We also cannot wait to see the Splendor and whats in store. When can we expect to see more info on the Splendor? We have been watching with great anticipation and loved seeing the new artist renderings they put up the other day. Also, your schedule shows an 18 day trip of Europe – will you be showcasing our upcoming ports at this time on your Blog? We are so excited and can’t wait to see whats in store for us this summer, and really look forward to our first of many to come cruises with you John!
Hello Brother John!!
Good Lord, I cannot read this blog in public anymore! Cannot! People happening by just do not understand the shaking and tears-running-down-your-face at all, poor things. I promptly explained as my breathing would allow…And so, if you hear from any new blog thingy readers from my favorite coffee place on land, those would be my new friends from this morning’s visit!
I think a pre-cruise party fund-raiser would be a brilliant start to our event!!! “Hands-on” event pre-party means I will pack my pink hammer too!!
Thank you as always for the shaking shoulders, red eyes, and belly-laugh exercise!!!! At this rate I will be in fine form for our cruise!!
Love to you and Heidi!
Eva
Hi John,
I am one of the lucky ones who will be on the ’09 Blogger’s Cruise. I think the dinner and show fundraiser in NOLA sounds terrific. Maybe you could get some well knowns to join us who are already involved in helping out there such as Brad & Angelina, Ellen DeGeneres, or Harry Connick Jr. Would also be interested in hearing about hotels for a pre and post stay. Thanks for everything….
Sheryl
John wrote: Is there a particular reason you wanted to see the Formula One which by the way when its possible we do show in our Sports Bar. Let me know and my kind regards to you.
Quite simply, we’re F1 fans, and that particular race comes up the day after we set sail (26 April). Since the F1 series moves around the globe, sometimes we get up in the middle of the night (in California) to watch. We’re thrilled that it may be possible to catch it in the Sports Bar during that day at sea.
Thank you for responding to my question.
Best regards.
Why John Heald! Shame on you. Don’t you feel like a terrible voyeur watching all those “tiny underwater ORGASMS” during the San Juan Bioluminescence Kayak Tour? The line for that one will now be endless!
The smoking/peeing anology was hilarious. Do you really write your own material or have you hired one of those out of work (striking) Hollywood writers? Actually, I think they just went back to work so you’re on your own.
Got to leave again. More later!
Myra
Hey John a quick question.
I have copies of all my travel documents on the net. Is there access to printer on board should i need to print one out?
ops one more
Cindy would like to know if the aft stairwell is open to guest or is it crew only?
John,
I have two students from NIU and their mom’s staying at my house now. I’m not two far from there and these girls are from our small town. They saw their friends shot and killed, and only made it out because the shooter had to reload and they ran for their lives. One girl is only 18 and the other one is 19…both friends with my daughter. They wanted to stay together so I have a house full right now. Yesterday I threw a big get together with their old high school friends and the mixed emotions in my house was like a roller coaster. Just wanted to say thanks for thinking of them.
Now for I-95…this is when my husband tells me to take a nap and hold on for dear life…LOL..I have been known to wear out the brake pedal on my side of the car even though there is no pedal there…lol.
I have a very good picture of you with your hands around my neck at your birthday party…want to see it? Or could I use it for blackmail…lol
Hi John,
Thanks for the suggestion to snorkle at Grand Turk and to do nothing but enjoy the beach at Half Moom Cay. This is what we are going to do. We can’t wait for our cruise.
Do you have any suggestions for shore excursions for my son and daughter-in-law who will be cruising on the Elation June 9 for their honeymoon? They visit Cabo San Lucas and Ensenada.
Don’t forget to let us know the cruise director schedule. We are interested in who will be on the Imagination in July. But I know everyone wants to know who will be the cruise director on their cruise.
Happy cruising.
Dear John,
I just have a quick question…..Would it be at all possible for you and Ken to be transferred to the Carnival Spirit on April 20th? That is our next cruise and what a wonderful thing that would be!!
OK now I am back to the reality that isn’t going to happen……can’t blame a girl for trying. Would begging help at all?? Hee Hee!!
You are a devil…..breakfast in bed at the last minute! My husband and I have a packed that we don’t donate $$$ to hallmark on the holidays as we cruise several times a year so hence, I don’t buy a thing and he takes what would appear to be hours making me an absolutely “from the heart” homemade card…..I’m slowly joining the spaniels in the you know where house…
Thanks again for all the laughter you bring into all of our homes.
Blanche & Dave
Not sure I fully undertand
“I have this idea to provide a Carnival road show in the evening to benefit one of the local charities. We would bring our best entertainment and charge a fee for local people to enjoy a dinner and a great show…………………what do you think?”
Are you proposing to put on a show, charging locals to attend, so Carnival can donate some money back?
In a city that already has the best food in the world and some of the best entertainment, I’m not quite sure how that would work?
Mardi Gras in 2009 is February 24 but the season traditionally begins 12th Night or January 6th and that is what will be on many locals minds.
Perhaps contracting with some local restaurants and entertainment with maybe even a small parade and letting the bloggers experience some of what New Orleans has to offer (for a fee) I think might help the local economy more and the bloggers would have a blast.
I’m pretty sure there is nothing quite like RockNBowl anywhere else.
http://www.rockandbowl.com/photogalleryPAGE/picturegallery.html
but there is a staircase from heck that you need to be able to climb:
http://www.zydecocruiser.com/ncl_sun_2006/rnb.htm
Tipitina’s might be a possibility and in addition to a uptown location, they have a French Quarter location that is available.
http://www.tipsevent.com/
http://www.tipitinas.com/default.asp
Speaking of the Blogger’s Cruise, have you ever read A Confederacy of Dunces?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Confederacy_of_Dunces
Perhaps it should be required reading for the cruise?
Hi John,
I must say that I am enjoying your blog. I laughed out loud about your comment re: the peeing section of the pool. I’ve often thought that there should be a chemical invented that when someone pees in the pool the water around them would turn a vibrant red color warning others to stay clear!
New Orleans is my home town, I am very happy to read about the plans for some charity events to help the locals. The aftermath of Hurricane Katrina is still present all around New Orleans, there are 100′s & 100′s of people that are still living in FEMA trailers in & around the city. Many of them are caught in the red tape of insurance settlements and in many cases some were under insured or not insured at all. I will be happy to be a part of any pre cruise charity events you may come up with.
Looking forward to Blog2NOLA 02/2009
T C
The NBA All Star Event is in New Orleans this weekend and a number of current and former NBA players showed up for the NBA Cares All-Star Day of Service:
http://www.nola.com/timespic/stories/index.ssf?/base/library-142/1203056509275780.xml&coll=1&thispage=1
Hey John,
Seeing as how Wee Jimmy has abandoned us here in Florida, there is something else that you can help us with. We are returning to the Inspiration in December for our 18th anniversary. Can you see far enough into the future to know if Risa is still going to be the cruise director then? And also if you have any idea if George the Greek is still going to be kicking around then. We are really looking forward to seeing the “new” ship. The reviews that I read at cruise critic sound wonderful. Until then, we have to deal with this accursed ATCOCS. I guess that your blog is the best fix that we can get until we head to Tampa again.
Till next time
Kevin
Hi John: I know what you mean about I-95, especially between West Palm Beach and Miami, the exits are so close together and they have exits like 6A, 6B, etc. In Central Florida from Melbourne north towards Daytona Beach the exits are easier to access with more signs warning you of the next exit to come, and spaced out more, then when you get to Daytona Beach it is like Miami again! My daughter and I are traveling to Ft. Lauderdale next Saturday for the weekend, to see a Barry Manilow concert Saturday night, and go shopping at the mall and to the flea market in Ft. Lauderdale which is one of the largest flea markets in Florida (it even has a circus)! I am sure you know what a flea market is right? NO, you don’t buy flea’s there! Silly! I can read your mind! HA! HA! Wow, your schedule sounds very busy till you set sail on the Splendor, at least you will have a 3 week vacation just before that. So what is the latest on the Magic Stick, any luck yet? Who is taking over for Wee Jimmy on the Glory when he joins the Conquest? Any chance you have a complete schedule for the year you can post on the blog? Who will be the CD on the Liberty 4/20/08? We will be on that cruise for 6 days to Key West, Grand Cayman and Ocho Rios. PLEASE answer all of these questions in your next blog ok John? Hi to Heidi! NO SMOKING IN THE DINING ROOMS, PLEASE! Thanks! Linda & Mike (my handy-dandy man). P.S. For Valentine’s day we went to dinner and I got a dozen peach colored roses, and a gift card from Mike, and tomorrow is my birthday (2/18) and we will go to Olive Garden for dinner.
Hey John!
I can’t believe someone at Guest Relations actually gave that woman $4. I once chipped a tooth on the toilet bowl in my cabin. If I’d only known that I could go to Guest Relations and complain about ALL those drinks not having a warning label on them about what could happen if I drank too many of them. I could have scored BIG bucks.
On the other hand it may have been worth it to the Purser to hand the lady $4 just to be able to say.. Here! Put a sock in it!
With just 69 days left until we sail, I’m just winding up planning the “kuki activities” for the nearly 100 CruiseMates readers I’m taking on the Freedom transatlantic cruise. I knew you unfortunately wouldn’t be the CD on that sailing, but it’s wonderful to hear that you’ll at least be on the ship for the latter portion of that cruise. Hopefully we can convince you to come “hang” with the group part of one day. At any rate, it’ll be a pleasure to get to see you and Heidi again so soon.
This will be my 3rd time on Freedom since Nov. so it does seem we like that ship!
And, to finish up.. I agree with Big Ed. It would be great to extend Bloggers 2 to the next 4 day sailing. We’ve done that already by adding it as an option for our Blog2NOLA group… with the Blog2NOLA Rehab Therapy cruise… but it would be wonderful to have you and Heidi stay onboard with us!
Regards,
Kuki
CruiseMates.com
Hello John and Heidi-
This is the first time we have written since getting back from the bloggers cruise. We just wanted to take a few moments to make a couple of comments.
First, John what a wonderful Valentine’s present for Heidi, there were a few mornings when we were eating breakfast in the Lido deck restaurant and saw Heidi walk in very focused on one thing and only one thing- breakfast. Towards the end of the cruise she shared with us how important breakfast is and she was determined you eat yours.
We are happy to hear that you will not be the CD on the next bloggers cruise and its not because of the lack of time both you and Heidi spent with the group but because we watched you do this amazing balancing act and were on the go the whole time. The disappointment was that it did not appear that either of you had a moments rest. Now we will remind you that the last time you told us you were not going to be the CD on the first bloggers cruise so we hope you will be able to stick by this on the 2009 cruise.
Our final comment has to do with debarkation. We agree that it seems better organized and is running smoother. However, we did run into one problem debarking from the bloggers cruise that concerned us more from a safety point of view. We were told to report to the main lounge to demark on a post-cruise excursion to the Everglades. We took the forward glass elevators to the 3rd floor, the doors opened and we could not get out. The hallway was jammed packed with self assist guests. They could not move if they wanted too. We felt trapped and of course concerned about getting to our appointed place before they left without us. I am sure the folks at Carnival have looked at this problem and tried many things. Is it possible to direct the self assist folks into the main lounge and line up along the left outside wall as you come into the lounge. That way the hallway by the elevators stay’s clear. As we stated above we are concerned with safety.
Having said that we had a wonderful time on the bloggers cruise and are looking forward to next year’s cruise and all of the “evil doings” that are in the works. OH, how much of a dent have you made in the jelly beans? Take care.
Lynn and Mike Sagara
John,
Any idea why Carnival is switching the 5 port itinerary of the Carnival Destiny to a 6 port itinerary? There is no reason given in either the fax that was sent to my travel agent or in the press release. Not only have they dropped the overnight call at La Romana but the entire stop at La Romana. The biggest reason I had booked the Carnival Destiny in October 2007 for this April was for the stop at La Romana. If I had been made aware that they were looking into changing the itinerary I would not have booked the Carnival Destiny. I did send a letter to Carnival Cruise Line on November 13, 2007. In the more than three months since I have yet to receive any response.
Chip
Hey John,
It’s sometimes great just to get a laugh about what people go out of their way to complain about. Unbelievable. I also agree with most bloggers and you that ships are much better with the limited smoking.
My family and I are sailing on the Imaginaion on March 20th – the 24th. We will spend the day and night in either Ft. Lauderdale or Miami, and then fly home sometime on the 25th. I am sure that you and Heidi will be busy and be catching up on your sleep, but I was wondering if you two would have any interest in meeting up in person with my family of four either possibly for dinner, a (sugar-free) dessert, or just a quick hello. We would love to say hi in person, especially since we will not be able to make the bloggers cruise (even though we would love to).
Thanks for the great blogs, talk soon, and have fun.
-Matt
My dearest John do we know yet who the Captain will be of the Carnival Splendor?
You must come to Juneau to do your driving the highway is only 50 miles long beginning to end with just a 10 mile section of 2 lanes each way.
Thank you for again tickling my funny bone this morning.
Kersplott
John -
I, too, ruined a pair of stockings on my last cruise, but never thought to take them to the purser’s desk to argue for reimbursement. Stupid me.
Since you have listed your address, I will pull them out of the luggage (I doubt they have been washed since we got back) and mail them to you as proof of claim.
BTW – you are part of the Entertainment Division? Really? Your job is to entertain the passengers?
I never would have known.
Peace, love and smooth seas.
Jon
PS Watch for my next screen name – CONTINUEDONTHENEXTPAGE
Hello John!
I wish I were writing with another knock knock joke but, sadly, I can think of none. I still think that you are NOT a pile of poo and that you are, in fact, one of the funniest fellows I’ve ever met.
I thank you for making my first ever cruise a fabulous experience and I am looking forward to planning another for next year.
I’d like to mention (as I did on my comment card before leaving) that Heru (my cabin attendant) was fantastic. He made each and every one of my days special through our conversations. He’s most certainly an asset to the Carnival team and deserves to be recognized for his excellence.
Just a question, though: I didn’t make it to the stores to pick up the DVDs from our trip. Is there a way to purchase one now or have I missed out completely?
Thanks again, John. Please give my best to Heidi.
Thanks for the reply once again John! Very entertaining blogs once again! The advice on Naples has helped a lot! I have had a look at Amalfi and Sorrento on the web and they look amazing! Tough choice though between rubbish collecting and tha Amalfi coast!
Again, thanks for all the help!
Steve
John,
The idea about working for a charity — or having an event that would be a fundraising for a charity is OUTSTANDING!!! Sign me up and I’d be glad to help in any way!!! I volunteer a lot and know how tough it is for non-profits to get recognition and funding!! I’m very serious, I’d be happy to help in anyway!!! I plan on arriving early… put me to work now and then!!!
Your blogs are ALWAYS wonderful… Thank you!
I’m so sorry for the marriage casualty… Sounds like it wasn’t the first time… Prayers for them both — yes I believe in miracles, too…
Keep these wonderful blogs coming… It keeps us going…
Regards and Best wishes to Heidi and Roberto, too!
Lambie
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Thank you for your quick response regarding my need for a hair appointment. Please schedule it for 7:30 am on the 8th, Carnival Freedom!
You always make requests seem like a piece of cake. That’s amazing! Thank you for sharing all of your wisdom and humor with all of us!
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Smoking and Feathers !!!
They really didn’t allow smoking, that’s the point! I knew a gal who passed away in the MGM Grand fire. She was Bob Mackie’s assitant. They were working on the show after mine, Jubilee which is still there.
If you look at one of my photos in my Blue Feather opening, I’m standing next to a sign that says “No Smoking”…then look down and there’s a big red ash tray !! This was 1974 and your dancer probably wasn’t even born yet!! Yikes!!!
I didn’t smoke.. unless you count the 7 cigarettes I had in the bathroom of Parochial school. Those nuns will stop your need to smoke in two seconds!!
Kathy (and Paul too )
A quick post script to my first post!
Jubilee is at “Bally’s”, but that was the original MGM Grand Hotel where I worked and where the fire was.
Ok, bye !
Kathy and Paul
john me and suzann are doing better thanks for asking, the loss of the dog was a hard pill to swallow two days after the blog cruise. We ‘ve been looking at dogs and will save another one from a shelter once the march 8 sailing is over. It is so strange being in the house alone if one of us is working or coming into the house if we are out.
Hi John
Maybe my email was lost as i don’t believe you answered it, then again you’ve been so busy I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t have the time to answer it.
My husband and I will be on the Splendor July 25 and was asking if you could suggest which tours one would take while in Copenhagen, Amsterdam and St. Pete’s?? I normally buy tours on line however last year while on the Med cruise I attended your excursion presentation and they were so informative. Any suggestions would be great for this trip would be great. Thanks.
p.s. well done for Heidi’s Valentine’s surprise….
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Ms %^&* approached the lap dance thingy earlier tonight, and started reading blog, wich she really enjoys as she had prevously commented. Then she goes go the answer part of the thingy and noticed that CD welcomes all the newbies to his thingy, in the meantime Ms. Me had sent 2 replies and received no aknowledgment or welcome. Feels neglected.
Oh John I could not help myself, You’re the bomb!
Regards,
D
Heidi are cousin here this way from the Neatherlands with you. Are also jelly bean eating underware droppers? It helps Poopalater (dutch device to make your poop smell less ?)……. it stinks. Plaster fell off the walls.
Not to great but worth at least a dancing hula girl to stick onto the dash. You think I-95 is bad HA!. take a ride on the BQE (Brooklyn, queens, expressway) where the pot holes are big enought o lock out the sun and the guy in the car next to you just got off a boat from somewhere else and up untill yesterday the most high tech thing he ever drove was his donkey Al- Jezerra, oh and i forgot to mention 55 might be the speed limit here in ny but most of us do about 70 and the BQE was designed for cars who top speed was about 25mph. Drive through that and live and i’ll be impressed. Best to heidi sorry if I totally killed the translation.
Kevin
Hey John! I’ve been an avid reader of your thingy for the last 8 months, but this is my first comment! The “No Peeing” section of a pool is what triggered me into action – lol.
I used to teach an anti-smoking curriculum to 8th graders and one of the tv commercials we’d show them as part of an activity is the YouTube link below – I’m pretty sure you’ll enjoy it!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rjcm303PygE
Thanks for doing what you do! ~ Jonathon
John,
Ilda and I were already planning to fly to New Orleans the day before to take in the French Quarter before sailing. We would definitely be interested in participating along with the other bloggers for a “hands on” charity event. Also, if Carnival can put all of us up for a special rate, the would be appreciated as well. We know that the hotels in the area will fill up quick for Mardi Gras, so any information Carnival can provide would be appreciated. Looking forward to the planning!
Lance & Ilda
Well…I thought I left a reply, but I can’t find it. If this is a repeat, I am sorry!
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I would LOVE a 7:30 am hair appointment on 04/08/08 on the Freedom. I am not much of a girly girl, so I need all the help I can get!
Thanks so much for all you do! Della Elliott
I’m looking forward to the 2009 Bloggers Cruise! I think helping out in New Orleans would be a great idea as well as the dinner and show! It will be good to go back to New Orleans.
My blogging sister and I were supposed to sail out of New Orleans in October 2005 on the Conquest. Needless to say, we left out of Galveston.
My real question, John (Heidi, are you reading this?), do you think you will get to see/meet Angelina Jolie? You know that she and Brad are building homes in New Orleans and are there frequently. Is this the REAL reason we are going out of New Orleans?? haha
Take care John and Heidi – I look forward to sailing with you again – but first, the August 18 cruise on the Splendor!!
John, thank you for the warm welcome! I am, indeed, booked for with the other CruiseMates for the blogger cruise, B2B. Thank you for explaining the area of your responsibility! How do you find time for blogging? How do the other CD manage without a “Heidi” to help them?
I understand how the passenger felt after hearing about the shooting at the university. We were only Elation in 2005 when the large explosion at BP Texas City happened. There were 9 that died and over 100 injured in the explosion. My husband works there, and would have been in the area of the blast, had we not been on the cruise. He will be retired very soon!
Looking forward to all the activities planned for the blogger’s cruise! AaaaEEEeeeee!
Hi John,
I-95 is a nightmare! Would you believe the first time I drove with my restricted license, my mother made me drive on it? I guess it made me a better driver. At least, I think it did. Maybe it made me worse?
Tammie
John,
One minor disagrement. Carnival is not the KMart of cruising, it’s more the Walmart of cruise lines. Whereas KMart is an alsoran in its field, Walmart is the world leader in bringing quality products in reach of the common man. Seems as though Carnival has done the same for cruising.
Hi John and Heidi:
We are scheduled to sail on the 50-day cruise on the Splendor in Jan./09 to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary. I was wondering, John, if you possibly would know who would be the CD on that trip.
And to Heidi I ask: I am intimidated by the idea of packing for such a trip especially when it comes to having to board a plane to return home to FL. Outside of bringing bags of quarters for the washing machines, etc., this is boggling my mind. How in the world do you manage this? If I want to do any shopping along the way presents another problem.
The longest trip I’ve ever taken was only for 3 weeks and I packed using all those clothes I had stored in the back of my closet which were not ones I would have readily picked out . . . and then donated them to the poor in Italy.
I had tried this out in one country but the maid chased me down the hall insisting I take them because she was afraid that she would be accused of stealing them. What a world we live in!
Hi John/Heidi:
Nice blog today.
Another example of how someone takes advantage of the cruise line…$4 reimbursement for stockings? Give me a break.
Real shame about the couple leaving seperately. Some things just weren’t meant to be.
Thank you for your updated schedule for the Spring.
Looking forward to keeping in touch while you are traveling across the world.
Hope you guys are doing well.
Take care,
David
JOHN!!! EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
This article needs to be passed on to all the bloggers. This article was on MSNBC then Travel, then Cruising then on this headline.
Headline -
Federal rules threaten U.S. cruise ports
New proposal ‘could be potentially devastating’ to industry.
“The U.S. Customs and Border Protection proposal would require foreign-flagged cruise ships that depart from a U.S. port to spend 48 hours in a foreign port. It would also require them to spend more than 24 hours in a foreign port for every two days in a U.S. port.
More time in foreign ports would mean less in U.S. ports, and fewer tourists to spill out of the ships and spend money in places like Portland.”
This will be very devastating to future cruising. We need to band together and prevent this from happening.
CarolAnn