So many people have left cold and wintry places this week to enjoy a Caribbean cruise. They have pictures in their mind of the hot sun and blue ocean and those are the people who I immediately felt sorry for when I looked out of the window at 7:30 am this morning. It was grey, overcast and light rain decorated the window.
It’s now 10:35 am and its raining quite hard now and although the weather forecast says the rain will clear and the sun will come out………right now…………..that looks as likely as Uma Thurman on my cabin door and saying “Hey John, can you rub sun cream on my back?”
Good morning everyone and I hope the weather is indeed better where you are than here and even though it’s beyond our control I have just made an announcement which included an apology for the wet start to the cruise.
Last night I performed the Welcome Aboard Show and sitting on the front three rows was the entire cast of Beverly Hills 09090……or whatever that program was called. Yep, spring break is here and next week and the week after the numbers of graduates will go up even higher. Thank goodness we control these groups and the days of the early nineties where large groups of spring breakers would roam the decks decorating the lounges with projectile vomit have long gone.
How wonderful though that for a graduation gift kids these days get to go on a cruise, most armed with Daddy’s Platinum card…….when I graduated I went to the Pub with my mate Alan, got ignored by every female in the place, went for a Vindaloo Indian Curry and spent the following day regretting the evening by having to talk to an Arab every half hour………..Mustafa Poo.
Time for the Cozumel adventure talk………….back soon.
Here I am.
Back in Europe the lounge would be packed for the excursion and information talks with at least 1,500 people there to see it live. It’s strange therefore today to host a talk for just 500 people. I know many people have been there before however but still I would like to see more people there. Anyway during the talk something strange happened to me……………I was heckled.
Now, anybody who stands on stage and attempts to be funny is opening themselves to an attack from the “I am funnier than you guy.”…….this has happened to me time and time again however never in the middle of talking about horse back riding.
So, there I was talking about the Mayan Adventure on horseback when this chap in the balcony suddenly shouts “Bboooo”……..I looked up and saw a middle aged man wearing a tie dye shirt thingy standing………..leaning over the balcony……………..booing.
Everyone looked up……………he sounded just like the men who we embarrassingly call politicians in the UK…………have you ever seen Prime Ministers Question Time from the UK?……………..This generally consists of a bunch of overpaid and overfed men and women making farm yard animal impressions while the Prime Minister tells parliament that England is about to invade France……………OK…………..that’s a bad analogy……………….There would be cheers and general euphoria if that happened…….
Anyway, my point is that while the Prime Minister is saying something serious Old McDonald and the other politicians are booing and yelling………….it’s great comedy…………….it’s on C Span every Wednesday.
I digress……………so there I am thinking why is this man booing me………….I was about to find out…………….I asked him over the microphone if everything was OK and he shouted back “Carnival is profiting from the abuse of horses…………booo….boo….”
I asked him to calm down and said we should chat after the show. However, all of our shore excursions, including those involving animals, are vetted out by our shore excursion personnel ………..he booed again…….I asked him to take a seat.…………..Mr. Desert Orchid sat down and I carried on.
I then spoke about snorkeling, island tours and then the next slide we were showing came on……………it was the Swim with the Dolphin tour …………… maybe I would get lucky and maybe Mr. Desert orchid was just a horse lover …………..nope………….”Booooo,” he screamed again……………….. bugger.
I spoke to him after the talk. He is a member of an organization called PETA which is People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals and I have to say as we spoke one on one, he apologized for his behavior. He was very passionate about his love for all living things and remained adamant though that none of our excursions should involve animals. I again mentioned that all our tours are thoroughly checked by our shore excursion office and that we would never promote the abuse of any living thing. I asked him if he wanted me to arrange an inspection of all our tours involving the animal kingdom………….he declined. We shook hands and he apologized again for his behavior.
As he walked away I was glad that I had not mentioned our deep sea fishing tour or the fact that I was looking forward to a Porterhouse Steak for dinner.
It’s time to answer some of your questions…………..you know what?……………. the sun has come out……..it really has and suddenly the sky is blue and everything looks great………….is that Uma knocking on my door?
Here are today’s letters from the In their Own Words Section:
OLD YEOMAN………..hello Donna. I have passed this clue onto the office personal and let’s see what name they come up with. Regardless it is great having you as part of the family. Cheers…………….does you uniform still fit by the way…………why not come back?
JOAN KENNAWAY…………….I remember well your husband’s brilliant performance. I hope your concert goes well and you are blessed with much sunshine. Hope to see you very soon.
AMY AND SEARGENT JEFF BURNEY…………….Welcome to the blog Sarge and if you go back a few blog thingies you will see I was talking about you and your beautiful lady. The evening I introduced you as a returning hero from Iraq was very special for all concerned and the huge ovation they gave you I know is something that made that young lady standing by your side very proud indeed. If you could send me a photo of you two and one of you in uniform I would gratefully appreciate it. Stephanie, who manages the blog, will e-mail you and you can send the photos to her and she on to me. Again, I am so happy you had such a great time and please keep reading the blog…………….hey readers, would you welcome a member of the U.S. Army who just returned from Iraq and the Carnival Freedom……..welcome he and Amy to the family . Thanks to all.
LUIS AND MARIA TORES………….Just wanted to say a huge thank you for your kind words of support and indeed the crew of the Carnival Freedom are a United Nations. Our best to you both.
BRIAN………………..Sorry mate but all the lounges had been taken on the third sea day so I thought the second sea day may be good for you at 2 pm in the Piano Bar. May I suggest that we also book one for you on the last sea day? There is some space if required so let me know please. I will change the booking to 3 pm on the second sea day as requested mate. Hope this is ok and let me know if you need further help. Cheers.
SOUTHERN DREAMS……………Seeing your name on the blog is like putting on a favorite pair of shoes. Thanks again for such wonderful words and Heidi and I send our best to you both.
ALLISON……………..I know that thousands of people every day read this blog and more and more seem to be inspired to post their life stories here which is truly humbling. I can only imagine how hard it must have been to take the cruise with Mum when Dad should have been there by her side. However, as you said he is on a life cruise and as my Granddad used to say “He has been promoted to Glory”……..and he has and I know Dad would have loved to have been there with you and Mum on your Carnival cruise and he will be smiling down on you now knowing that you, like him have found rest bite and happiness at sea on a “Fun Ship.” We all send our deepest sympathies at your loss and I am so happy that you decided to write…….hope you do again soon.
SPIDER………………Hello Spider. Unfortunately, I will not be the Cruise Director for your Carnival Freedom European adventure in June. However, I will be here should you have any questions about tours or ports of call. Regardless, I know you will have a fantastic time. Cheers.
WIL-DA-BEAST…..Congratulations on finding the correct way to post a question which was “Can two 70-year-olds handle back to back cruises?” This is a tough question to answer, however, not knowing your physical abilities, I would say, definitely yes. You can use the sea days to rest and many of our excursions are ones with limited walking. You know your own abilities, however, many people of your age have done what you are considering and I therefore hope you will do the same. Please let me know if you have any other concerns as I am always here to help.
SHERYL PELTON…………..Thank you for your beautiful words and yes, I did receive your remote control fart machine which has given hours of enjoyment to all of us, especially my dad. There is nothing he likes more when his friends Norman Oats and Roger with one leg come over to visit. He plants the receiver under their chairs and the fun begins. On a serious note, I want to thank you again for your caring words. Heidi and I send our best to you both.
JAKE SILVERBERG…………….Hello mate. You will indeed require your passport or proof of citzenship (such as a birth certificate with photo id) as you will be visiting a U.S. port (St. Thomas) after a foreign port (St. Maarten). Hope this helps and please send my best to your grandmother. Cheers pal.
PRINCESS ELAINE……………I am glad the drama with your ring is over. I hope it brings you years of happiness. I think you need help with your bucket list. Heidi sends her best regards back to you, and so do I.
DRIVERNC……………Thank you for asking about the guest we disembarked. I am sorry to have to tell you and everyone else that he passed away in hospital late last night (Saturday). His wife of many years was by his side. We were all very sad to hear this, however, his wife paid tribute to our fine medical staff and we are sending flowers from all of us here on the ship. I can only hope that the last few days together on the ship were full of happy memories. Thank you for thinking of us on board and also for your thought for Joanne. Heidi and I send our best to you and the family.
THE BEARS, BARB AND CARL…………………….I am glad you enjoyed today’s blog. The letters I receive each day are a mixture of fun and other emotions and each one is very precious as are you both. Hope to see you soon.
GREG B………………..I have now given up writing the word Baldassari. Thanks for asking again about Alan. Each day brings new hope that he will return to a normal life of being ignored by women and scaring young children. Thank you for mentioning all the people you did in your posting and the constant caring for others is amazing. Cheers mate.
BIG ED………..I remember the three Evil Crew Members who starred in our Carnival Legends show. How about you and I and I am serious this time, doing Sonny and Cher? Tell Mrs. Big Ed that she is lucky to have her very own Fabio. Miss you mate.
JIM (JLEQ)……………Hello Jim. Sorry mate, you are correct. I accidentally typed someone else’s name instead of yours. Therefore, I invite you to remind me a few weeks before your cruise and I will indeed arrange everything for you. Cheers.
DAVE MYERLY…………You asked about changes in the photo department. I will be able to tell you about these very soon as some significant changes are expected to be announced soon. These will involve special packages and other ways to make it easier and better value for guests. We are introducing new activities all the time and just this week we have launched our Family Feud contest using the big screen which is proven to be very popular. There are lots more items on the way and I will tell you about them as and when they are ready. I hope you and Jo are well and Heidi and I send our finest regards.
ANNETTE…………….It’s so great when people who have been reading the blog for several months finally decided to post, as in your case. I think we were together on the Carnival Fascination. That seems a long time ago. I am not sure who the Cruise Director will be during your Carnival Victory Thanksgiving cruise, however the schedule will be posted by me soon. I am glad you are addicted to the blog and I hope this addiction will last a long time. Hope to hear from you soon.
RAY XZENSZAK………….Hello Ray. I haven’t seen the movie “Bucket List,” however, I see yours includes some of the things that will come true on the Carnival Splendor. I am glad Heidi and I will be there to share those memories with you. Our best to you and your beautiful family.
JOHN AND SUSAN IN FRISCO…………….Never a truer word was spoken. I am sure Mrs. Turtleneck will spend as many miserable days on land as she did on sea. The most important thing is that you are smiling at the blog and that makes me smile here on the ship. Life is good.
LV2CRUISE…………..And thank you for your wonderful and kind words.
CINDY 56……………It is difficult to remember 3,000 happy people and forget the one unhappy person, so thanks for the reminder. Heidi and I hope to sail with you one day soon.
POPCORNGAL………….Hello, it’s Heidi here. Thank you for feeling for me…. guests on board do ask me every week: “How do you do it?” Well, I don’t really have an answer. I just keep smiling….and shake my head a lot.
CAROLYN AND DON………………..Wow, that is great news! We are excited that you will all be there and we get to meet the whole family. We will make sure they have the best wedding anniversary celebrations ever.
ROBIN IN NEW YORK………………John and I watch the Sopranos, so we can only imagine what you have in mind when you say that you know how to take “care of her.”
) It’s OK, over the years you learn that people come in all sorts and some you love and some……….well, you don’t.
DEANNA…………….Thank you firstly for your dedicated support. Your Cruise Director on the Carnival Triumph in 2009 has yet to be decided. The decision will probably be made around October 2008. I hope that you indeed get to cruise with Heidi and I and thank you for calling me a celebrity. You just made my day. I can’t believe you are picking up 3 ferrets from the local shelter. Thank you for caring for animals and never put one down your trouser leg. That’s a sport in the UK. Best wishes from Heidi and I.
LAMB KNUCKLES……………It seems I struck a cord by suggesting a 2009 Bloggers Cruise Extra on the Queen Mary 2. Anyone else up for this? I have this wonderful desire to cruise with Cunard and if I can take a few of you with me along for the ride it will be even better. I promise I wouldn’t eat the lamb chops. Take care and thank you so much for the support of the blog thingy.
KAY DUCKWORTH…………..Hello Kay. I will indeed see you on the Carnival Freedom for your May 10 cruise. I will however not be the Cruise Director as I am just there to assist in the set up for the European season. Congratulations on booking the Bloggers 2009 cruise. Now, with regard to Athens and which tour to take, of course you have to see the Acropolis. I would recommend the Athens & Acropolis Tour. This tour includes a full tour of Athens, then the Acropolis and shopping time in Plaka. I would definitely recommend taking a tour in Athens as the local transportation system is not very reliable. Hope this helps and see you soon.
PAM M……………….I am also sorry I will not be with you, however, the good news is the best Maitre ‘D in the fleet, Ken, will be there to host your dining experience. Thank you for cruising with us 17 times and maybe one day we will be together, until then please keep reading the blog thingy and all the best.
BIG MIKE……………….Caviar sounds like fun. It has to be Iranian. This is George Hamilton’s favorite and apparently it is to be eaten with the finest Cristal Rose Champagne…………or we should just stick to type and have a burger and chips and a Diet Coke. Looking forward to meeting my Chief of Security one day soon. Cheers.
MICHELLE………….Another first time poster. Hello Michelle. I remember your luggage incident very well and I am sure your husband Tom spends many days in the doghouse, a place I know so well. Sorry I won’t get to see you, however, please can you send me your surname and cabin number and as Platinum guests I will make sure your request will be taken care of. Glad you are enjoying the blog; I hope this continues for a long time to come. Looking forward to hearing from you again.
SHARON DOVER……………….Just wanted to say Thank You for your kind words and here is to cruise number 4 together. Cheers!
MARK CHAMBLISS……………..I passed your thanks to all the people you mentioned and your continuing kindness is so very special. My best to you and your family.
CRUZIN SAL……………If you need help with the “nudging” please let me know. Heidi returns her regards to you and thank you again for a lovely posting.
ESTHER VALLINS………….As you can see, so many people enjoyed your letter and shared in your lovely words. I am so glad that you have so many memories of your cruise last week and Heidi and I want to officially welcome you to the blog. I hope to hear from you soon.
MARY 1010……………….How kind of you to ask if Heidi would like a Starbucks mug from Hawaii. This would be really great for her collection which gets bigger every week. Thank you again for thinking of her and she sends her thanks in advance for your kind offer.
JERI GREEN……………Unfortunately, as you would have read, the gentleman we disembarked passed away. I see you had your own experiences with helicopter rescues and we can never thank the men and women of the U.S. Coast Guard enough for all they do. I know the people who were asking if 70-year-old people can cruise back to back. I have read your comments and I am sure they will have been encouraged by what they have read. Thank you so very much and I hope you continue reading the blog thingy as often as you can.
CAPTAIN BILL………………Thank you for inviting me to join the Brotherhood of the Masons. I am well aware of the amazing work they do. My dad has been a proud member for many years. Maybe when time allows you can help me understand more about them here in North America. Thank you Captain, I hope the smile on your face lasts for a long time.
TRACY……………Thank you for your kind words and thank you also for helping with Jake’s question. Hope you are well. Cheers.
VICKI……………Thank you for your last name and cabin number, however, what the heck was I supposed to do with it? I can’t remember. STEPHANIE ……CAN YOU E-MAIL VICKI AND FIND OUT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR HER??? THANKS.
LINDA, MOM OF DJ……………….I am glad the Shriner letter brought back many memories. How is DJ? I have such a clear picture of his smiling face as he stood talking to me in the Lobby. Please send him our kind regards. Thanks Linda. What a great mom you are.
KANUCK CRUISER…………..Sometimes it is very hard not to lose your cool and it is even harder to accept that no matter how hard you try, there are people who will leave the ship disliking you and the product. Thank goodness this only happens on rare occasions. I am so happy to hear your new business is such a success. I am very proud of you. I look forward to a sugar free ice cream and that handshake. Cheers mate.
CHERI BOLCHOZ…………….You asked about debarkation during your back-to-back cruise on the Carnival Freedom this winter. Unfortunately and as hard as we try, CBP (Customs and Border Patrol) require every guest to disembark the ship, pass through immigration and then come back on board. It is a pain I know and frustrates many, however, unfortunately there is nothing we can do. Believe me, we have tried. Anyway, do not let this worry you as you will have 2 fantastic voyages on a beautiful ship. Wish I could be there with you. Cheers.
TOM AND JANE……….Thank you Tom and Jane. I am building a plank as we speak. Best to you both.
CROWN GOLFER……………Hello to you back in England. I remember the cruise with you last August as you mentioned that was the same one my mate Alan was on board as well. Esther’s letter was so beautifully written and you and many others have commented on this. Thank you for such kind words. Put the kettle on and I have a craving for Twiglets so if you see any, have some for me. Our best regards to you and the family.
PAUL F. PIETRANGELO……………Hello Paul. Every time I write a blog I never quite know in which direction it will go. Will it be funny? Will it be sad? A mixture or both? One thing is for certain and that’s, every day I write I grow closer to the people all over the world who take their valuable time to read. Your kind words make me feel so special and our friendship grows stronger every day. Thanks mate and one day I will get to shake your hand.
JEANETTE………………I am so glad that you have written. Did you see that I posted your bucket list? Don’t worry about that lady as last cruise was dominated by kind caring people such as yourself. Welcome to the blog and I have a feeling you and I will be communicating a lot over the months to come. Good Luck with the rest of your bucket list, you should be very proud of yourself.
LOURDES & RAOUL…………….Disembarking 2,500 people on tours is a complicated process. I think you will find the fine-tuning we have made will lead to a much smoother transition. I look forward to seeing you on the Carnival Splendor where we will have some of the most exciting tours we have offered anywhere. Cheers.
LINDA HERNACKI………………I read your bucket list and they were all very special and a list that will come true, especially number 5 which is also on my list. My best to you and of course to Mike.
That’s it for now. I will be starting with more tomorrow. I think I answered some of the questions out of date order as my many pieces of paper got messed up when Heidi decided to clean the desk. Thanks Heidi.
It all started last night while I was writing the last blog. I had this annoying pain underneath my left ear. I thought it may be a muscle ache and considered asking the 6’ 4″ Swedish massage therapist at the Spa to give me a massage, however, the pain under the ear would have been nothing if Heidi had discovered that Inga had laid her hands upon me.
Anyway, I did the Welcome Aboard Show and as normal, adrenaline took over and I forgot about the pain. However, when I went to bed the pain returned and I took 2 Advil and went to sleep. When I woke up this morning I knew something was not right. My eyes felt like the ladies Olympic shot-put champion was pulling down on my eyelids.
It was as though I had not slept in days. Oh well, I thought, it is just the last part of my cold and I took some more Advil, some vitamins and went to do the Morning Show. I managed to get through the Morning Show and Travel Talk and decided to have a lay down between 2 and 3 pm. During this hour’s nap I had turned into Marlon Brandon’s Godfather character. My mouth was crooked and the inside of my mouth was numb and my left eye was twitching more than a sparrow on a 3-000 volt live wire.
I tried to speak and my Godfather impression was constant until I tried to pronounce anything with the letter “P” where I had a distinct lisp somebody with the name like Serge. I should have been dressed in pink and listening to Cher.
What the hell was wrong with me? While I admire and respect the medical profession, I would rather face 1,000 Taliban armed only with a toothpick than go to the doctor’s. However, the fact that something was obviously wrong and because I was being gently guided there by Heidi’s Nike in my bottom, off I went.
I have something called Bell’s Palsy. This is a mild facial paralysis which the doctor said was probably brought on by my severe cold. Apparently this is very common and effects 1 in every 50 people and guess who the 1 is ……… me ………..bugger.
The annoying thing is that my left eye won’t close properly and therefore I am not blinking. This could mean damage to the eye itself and therefore I am Johnny Depp……..Pirate of the Freedom. ……………Aaaarrgghhhhh….
All I need now is a parrot on my shoulder and for my left leg to fall off.
I went to the Captain’s Cocktail party this evening and I am sure the guests enjoyed the site of me looking like the Godfather but with the voice of Richard Simmons introducing the Captain. I decided at the second sitting to tell the guests why I was wearing a patch over my eye as so many were asking. They seemed very sympathetic. Deep down I am frustrated beyond anything I ever felt. I have had flu and carried on, I have had food poisoning that has left me dehydrated and smelly but I carried on.
However, tonight, trying to talk was near impossible, the left hand side of my face looked like Mike Tyson had used me for punching practice and now my right eye has gone on turbo wink mode I came off stage feeling pretty bad. The doctor has said that this could last for 24 hours or up to 2 weeks. I hope it’s the 24-hour strain as two weeks of this will drive me crazy and the way I look would probably get me arrested for being a potential ax-wielding maniac.
Heidi has been typing today’s blog as typing with two fingers is hard enough but with one eye, well you can imagine. The doctor has prescribed Prednisone which is a steroid and hopefully this will help bring the symptoms under control quickly. I was having a really bad day and was in an awful mood until the doctor told me the side effects of Prednisone.
These include hyperactivity and most importantly, severe gas. ………there is a God. Tomorrow is another day and hopefully one where I will look better than this.
John the pirate
Ugly sod
Goodnight.
Your friends.
John and Heidi
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Hi John,
I’m not familiar with that PETA. I am member of People Eating Tasty Animals, however.
Yes, yes, yes, definitely up for a Bloggers’ Cruise on the QM2, whether it is in 2009 or 2010…just give me the date (and hopefully a not-too-exhorbitant cruise fare!) and I will sign up.
Hey John. So sorry to hear about your newest ailment. I don’t know how you do it but you never fail to make people laugh no matter how you feel. Here’s to getting better in 24 hrs..or less. I will be thinking of you and hoping you feel better soon. Have a wonderful day.
John,
So sorry to hear you are not feeling well. Best wishes for a speedy 24 hour recovery.
Carolyn and Don
I too have suffered from “Bells Palsy” – it happened to me while in college 20 years ago – I had a bad ear infection and about a week later lost all control of my muscles in half my face.. I can commiserate with you TOTALLY! I remember having to reach up and manually blink my eyelid! Hopefully you recover quickly, however, it took me almost 6 weeks to get feeling/movement back in my face.
John,
Hope you get better real soon. I’m sure that Bell’s Palsy is some pain in the a$$, rather face! Knowing you, I bet you will find some way to work this into your routine. Try to make the best of it…..
Oh No John!! Take care of yourself please!! I know you dont need us also behind your back telling you this for that you got Heidi( continue amiga, a huggo
) but please do!! God is sending you some signs, listen. Between you and me ( get a life!! ) Get some rest. 
A big huggo and get well soon ok?
Nanni
John–My brother had Bells’ Palsy many years ago. It’s not so uncommon–but can be very painful and uncomfortable. I’m sure you can carry on–but if not, remember you have the wonderful Heidi to back you up in all your efforts! Just another cog thrown into the challenges of being CD……
Did you offer to go share a reuben with the PETA guy? I encountered a few of them picketing the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Combined Shows (circus) last year. I was quite nice, I talked with them, hoped they did not get frostbite in the cold, rainy, nasty weather. I inquired if any of them wanted a ride to lunch. I was going just a few blocks and eat Biff-Burgers. Sometimes I’m really rotten.
Doc
John, Pat just said when she saw your picture ” Oh my poor Baby he’s got a boo boo”. She sends you a big hug and kisses.
Heidi, with John’s smashing his nose into walls, cutting his fingers, smashing his finger with a door, being a baby when he gets a cold and now with him looking like Deputy Dawg with his floppy cheek do you realy want another baby in the house.
King Edward The Big
Of The Evil Krewe
new jersey dogs are better then new york dogs by far. Hope you are feeling better take some viagra it might help
Dear John the Pirate,
Sorry to hear of your latest malady.
Maybe the annoying passenger from last week has put a curse on you? Let’s hope not.
Try to stay out of the doghouse John and let Heidi take over some of the stage duties and rest your voice and eye.
Nice patch………….but I think the Johnny Depp version of a pirate patch would look better.
Take care and I hope the weather gets better for this weeks cruise.
We’ve still go SNOW and now some rain as well.
Only four weeks until the FASCINATION! Yahoo. Can’t wait.
All the best ,
B&D from Canada
John,
Thank you for your quick response. Sorry to hear about you ailment. Wishing you a speedy recovery. You asked for my surname and cabin number so here you go. Hodgdon, Cabin # 9288. Thank you for taking care of that for me. I promise not to be a stranger here on the blog. Have a wonderful day.
Michelle & Tom
Arrgh, Pirate John!
I hope you’ve gotten past the palsy by the time you read this…
BTW, noticed something was a bit different about this blog — realized that with Heidi at the keyboard, there was a significant absence of typos and misspellings.
Cheers,
Cassie
Greetings John…..
Terribly sorry to hear about your eye & facial thingy. Don’t dispair tho….. Hopefully you will be on the mend in no time…. Disappointing to here that the gentleman passed away Saturday. My condolences go out to his wife & family. btw….. DO WHAT THE DOCTOR TELLS YOU TO DO…. the he$$ with the taliban & a toothpick.. Get some rest mate…..
Cheers….. richard
John, I haven’t laught so much in years. It is such a joy to read your blog. Yes I am the yeoman from years past {Not the OLD Yeoman}but the one you worked with as Assistant Bar Manager…. I have forwarded a picture to you via Francine. I also sent out the info about Gloria leaving us. So nice to see your humor is as great as ever…take care
Cindy (The Yeoman)
hello john
did you know what peta stands for????
its People Eating Tasty Animals
yum im gettin hungry
steak is good
tom & jane
The PETA peoplez are known for their radical public displays and protests. It is surprising that the gentlemen was as well behaved as he was considering……
I had never heard of Bell’s Palsy until about a year ago when a friend of mine developed this. In his case the steroid didn’t sit well with his system and caused violent gastro rejection of it…..Bugger His facial morph lasted for two plus weeks. I hope you have a speedy recovery.
John, I am so sorry to hear about your ailment. I hope you are feeling better soon. In 5 days we will be boarding the Crown Princess. I sure wish the Freedom could be in one of the same ports next week. Would love to say hello. Maybe some day on a Carnival ship. Again hope you are feeling better soon.
Linda and Gary from Michigan
Oh John, more boo-boos! Heidi, kiss it and make it better. But personally, I think Johnny Depp was one sexy pirate, aaaargggh.
Blogger’s cruise on Cunard, huh? Do you think Cunard is ready for the Evil Crew?
I’m sorry to hear about the passenger from St. Thomas. I hope his wife is doing ok.
Feel good,
Carol
John,
Too many members of PETA are also members of a much larger club.. PITA (Pain In The A–)
Zealots for any cause are almost always a problem, and create more problems than they solve.
I have to admit I laughed out loud at the pictures of you and your patch. How uncaring of me!
But, besides being a pain, I’m sure experiencing those symptoms had to be scary. As I read it I got very concerned where it was going. Though the Bell Palsy has to be a PITA, I’m SO GLAD to hear that’s all that it is. And I do hope your bout with this ends soon.
I’d tell you to get back to normal soon, but then you wouldn’t be yourself, and we wouldn’t all have so much fun playing with you on the blog. So.. just get back to being your healthy self again soon.
Regards,
Kuki
CruiseMates.com
John,
I didn’t realize your father was a traveling man…. I would be more than happy to talk about masonry here in the states with you some time. I look forward to it. I will drop a note via regular mail with some reading material for your personal library…… Take care, I hope you feel better .
Capt Bill.
P.S. I too remember the 90′s and spring breaks…. ahhh to be that young again, and to know what I know now……..
John, please reply,
How do I get my picture posted beside my comments?
You really scared me when you started to describe your symtoms. Sounded like maybe a mild stroke. I was much relieved to hear different although I can understand your frustration. Do, please, try to get some rest. You need to get well before they put you in drydock! You don’t look yucky at all…kind of cute, actually, with the patch. But why not cover the medical patch with the black kind with the elastic string around your head? I used to work with a guy who wore one of those (he had lost an eye to an accident or illness) and he looked quite dashing with his patch. And you need to let your hair grow a bit longer, especially on top, so it can fall over your forehead “rakishly.” Yo ho, yo ho! Also, if Heidi happens to have a bit of a Captain Jack Sparrow fantasy like lots of other women, this look could definitely be a plus.
I’m so sorry to hear about the gentleman who died. He and his wife at least were together doing something they both obviously love…cruising…so she’ll have good last days to remember. I’m sure you and the corporation did everything possible to ease the trauma of the situation and sending flowers seems like so much more than one normally expects from a corporation. Good work, Carnival!
Keep all those “kids” in line. Does someone patrol the boat all night to be sure they aren’t out there playing “I’m the king of the world”? That was one of my worries when we took teenaged grandsons on a bahamas cruise. Kids can be so “unconscious”…otherwise known as stupid…sometimes. They think they’re invincible. Strangely, (probably fortunately) the boys were in bed before we were each night. I think they spent most of their time eating ice-cream cones.
Got to stop now.
Myra
John,
I’m a member of the group STFU. We go around and shut the loud mouth Peta hecklers up. Maybe next time I’m on a ship, I’ll be sure to bring several burgers to the show, just to be prepared. So are you going to try and become a pirate that takes over RCI or just French ships… John Sparrow?
_BigMike
Blog Security Master
Founder STFU
John,
My wife had Bell’s about 8 years ago. The entire left side of her face went numb. Lets hope yours is only two weeks or less. Her’s lasted 6 months. She was not a happy camper during that time.
So to hear about the gentleman passing.
Dave
John,
Please get your blood sugar checked. My brother came down with Bells Palsy and aprox. 2 years later was diagnosed with adult onset diabetes. The doctors told him that Bells Palsy is what they call a pre cursive condition to Diabetes.
Please take care. You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Sallie
Hi John!
First, I have to tell you how much I enjoy reading your blog…I actually have it bookmarked as a site to visit when I’m having a rough day and need a giggle!
I wonder if you could answer a question for me, as you seem to have a wealth of Carnival knowledge on-hand? We are travelling on the Carnival Destiny in October for our honeymoon and have noticed that she will be in dry dock for a little while before that. Any idea what is getting done? We were just curious…Thanks in advance!
I hope you’re feeling better soon!! ARRGH!
-Andrea in Hilton Head, SC
awwww poor John,
Hope you feel (and look) better soon, and yes we all pray it only last the 24 hrs.
the one and only 1
Heidi-Beth
the noble angle of the …evil… krewe
John, Pat volunteers to be your Nurse Diesel.
ED
Myra Bushnell
You have to register at wordpress. com. Then in your profil page upload the picture. You will also get to start a blog if you want and it’s all free.
BIG ED
Hi John and Heidi!
I am a devoted horse owner/lover and have enjoyed several Carnival excursions horsebackriding. My favorite was riding in the ocean in Jamacia. The horses we have experienced were well taken care of. Folks in PETA probley think it is inhumane for me to ride my own horse at home too.
Hope you are feeling better soon…..rest is probley one of the best things you can do for yourself. Maybe you can use the cute pirate patch to your advantage??
Mary
John, so sorry to hear about your ailment. I have a friend who had the same thing. She said it was really a pain to deal with, but after about 6 weeks she was much better. Take care of yourself and rest!
Tomorrow hubby and I are off to Florida for vacation. Unfortunately, its not a cruise but it will be warm. We are getting out just as another winter storm is set to smack us! Hopefully it will hold off enough for us to get on the plane and out of here before it really hits.
I will have a lot of catching up to do when I get back in ten days!
Karen
Since I started reading your blog is nothing but laughs, you really make my day,We’ve been in 3 cruises, with Carnival of course, but as I read your blog I keep on adding imaginary cruises and it’s fun, any way i hope that you get over this one soon, i mean your face going like that and the peta guy. I guess he will be missing out on that juicy steak and lobster hmmmmm
John,
I’m afarid you didn’t correctly get what PETA stands for. It is People who are Extremely Tiresome and Annoying.
How appropriate that your affliction is called Bell’s Palsy. After looking at your picture I was thinking you should ask Carnival to build you a bell tower. Then, when the guests are staggering back to the ship at the end of a port call, you can climb the tower, ring the bell, and shout “Sanctuary, sanctuary!” to them.
Get better soon!
Hi John/Heidi:
First, my condolences to the man who passed away this weekend. What a shame. At least his wife was able to be with him.
Second, Peta and Bells Palsy? What a week John! I hope things improve quickly for you.
Good luck my friend.
Cheer up. Your friends are here to support you.
Thinking of you,
David
Hello,
Sorry about your BP. My friend had it last year. Its not so bad if you don’t have to see people and entertain them like you do. The prednisone will do the trick so don’t worry too much. The eyepatch was a nice touch. Perhaps you should type the blog in all italics. Hope you feel better soon.
Regards
Craig
Thanks pal…..( :
JAKE S.
John:
Please take care. Our body gives us little warning signs that we must not ignore. I know that Heidi will be right there to see that you are well cared for…but you must also take care of yourself!!
(Ok, “Mom” is off her soapbox now!!)
DJ says HI!
first let me send a big southern welcome to AMY AND SGT JEFF BURNEY!!! Woo Hoo!!!
now john, i have heard of this bells palsy stuff and i am sorry you got it. buggers i say! i have a rotten cold too, caught it from prince charlie, now he is well and i am sick, buggers again!
hey john, he WON the poker tournament on the fascination and goes on to the next round, $45000!! that’s a lot of cruises i say!
heidi what’s doing honey??? miss you!
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
John, I am so sorry to hear you aren’t doing well. I am sure the Dr. told you, but watch your blood sugar with the steriod. And, like several others have said, do take care of yourself. Although, no question that you are the best, there are others that can take over for you, while you recover. Probably would make a quicker recovery, too. Heidi, take care.
Heartfelt condolences to the wife and family of the gentleman that passed away.
Ann
Big Mike, I would like to be a member of STFU.
John, We were so sorry to hear that the man had passed away. I’m sure his wife must have many happy memories of the cruise and maybe that will help her though this bad time.
PETA! Ugh! We have horses, ride and enjoy rodeo. You should hear them at the National Championship Rodeo in Las Vegas. They parade,picket, yell and in general annoy people to dealh. Fanatics are never easy to deal with.
Bell’s Palsy is a horrible thing to deal with even though you know,”This too shall pass.” Try to rest and keep your sense of humor.
John, so sorry to hear of your recent travails. I’ve always heard that when it rains, it pours.
I was pretty sure that must be the right video of you and the twins (now won’t that excite the new blog readers?) so I ordered it last week. I’m hoping it arrives soon so I can view it before we depart for Miamai next week. But I have a billiant suggestion: show it on the big screen on-board and/or on the in-cabin televisions. Your many fans would certainly enjoy it and you would undoubtably gain even more fans.
See you on March 15.
John, I hope you get well soon. My family and I just returned from our first Carnival cruise, a week on the Truimph and we had a great time. I would like to thank all the staff at Camp Carnival who made the evenings enjoyable for my 4 1/2 year old. He cried the Friday night because he did not want to get off the ship and come home. The people we dealt with from the embarkation terminal to the staff on ship did a excellent job and insured that we had a great vacation. My son for christmas wants to go on a cruise but was wondering how santa would come down the smoke stack. See you next year and again thank-you to all the staff of the Triumph
me again, hey john i thought PETA stood for people eating tasty animals. is that not right?
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
“Hello Kay. I will indeed see you on the Carnival Freedom for your May 10 cruise. I will however not be the Cruise Director as I am just there to assist in the set up for the European season”
Yea!!!! I’m going to be on that cruise May 10 too!! What can i bring you from Canada?? I bet you have tons of jelly beans right now….is there anything else? How about for Heidi? Hope you feel better soon…I have no experience with Bell’s palsy and hope that you get over it quick. And some people are too quick to toot their own interests….if they want to go after someone it should be the people running the excursions, not our wonderful Cruise Director! Take care, Gloria
By the way…DJ said you got what PETA stands for incorrect.
It stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
John….I so enjoy all your messages..good and bad experiences.I’ve had many laughs but also felt sympathy for you with your aches and pains and also cruel passengers. Appreciate your reply to my vague question about 70 year olds on a back to back. For the most part we are still very active. We cruised with you on the Liberty and managed to climb every stair to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Hope to see you on the Spendor . Are there any different activities on the TA for all those days at sea?
John,
I agree you probably need a bit of rest. You got a cold and before you could fend that off properly your immune system got bombarded with a bunch of nastiness. Taking drugs without the rest and proper eating may have just suppressed it instead of you getting healthy, and then traveling all over too? Eek! Get some rest, eat right, take some vitamins, and get better!
I do agree, you could have a certain rakish look if you let the locks grow and get the black patch!
Heidi: good luck taking care of him!
Deanna
John,
Do you occasionally feel like nothing will go right again? I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be to have Bells Palsy especially in your line of work. Perhaps there’s a bright side… Don’t you think it would be unreasonably dangerous for you to go skiing in your condition??
Sounds like a ‘Get Out of the Dog House Free’ card to me!
I was saddened to hear of the gentleman’s passing. How terribly sad. As you said, hopefully, his last few days were full of fun and wonderful memories.
Thank you for the words about Alan. I’m sure that I’m not the only one happy to hear about his continued progress. What are the chances of Alan joining us on the ’09 Blogger’s cruise?
Here’s hoping that you’re back to normal in the very near future.
Pass along my ‘howdies’ to all the wonderful folks who work on this blog.
Cheers!!
GregB
Hi again John and Heidi,
I too suffered the Bells Palsy some years ago.
I seem to remember an onset of dribbling like a baby every time I had a cup of tea and losing my abilty to whistle!
Hope you don’t suffer too much John.
Declan.
Bells palsy, John? Bugger! Please take care of yourself! Follow the doc’s orders… they know their stuff.
Hey, maybe you can get special “no doghouse privileges” by milking the eyepatch thing with Heidi?
Ahem… maybe tell her that staying out of the doghouse is a good therapy, regardless of whatever mischief you get into! That would be soooo cheeky!
Tee hee!!!!!
Hopefully the nerve will decompress quickly.
Hugs…
Sgt. and Mrs.Jeff Burney,
Welcome back to the states, and welcome to the blog! None of us can thank you enough for the part you have paid in helping to keep all of us “FREE”! I hope you had a wonderful time on the Freedom, and what a perfect ship for you to travel on. John has to be one of the funniest people alive and I’m sure made your vacation one that you will always remember! I hope you bought some of the videos from the shows on board–whenever I need a laugh I pull mine out and watch them over again from when we were on the Freedom. I laugh like I was back there again, and just hearing John laugh makes me laugh. Again, welcome home and WELCOME TO THE BLOGGER FAMILY!!!
Sheryl
John,
So sorry to hear about your Bells Palsy. But, the bandaid over your eyebrow means that pretty soon you will have no eyebrows over your left eye and will have to borrow Heidi’s eyebrow pencil to draw some on. And, John, when you pout like in the 2nd picture, you can’t even tell that your cheek is drooping. I know it will be impossible for you to continue to pout unless you have a ship full of people like last weeks “prejudice” person (sorry, but I can’t call her a lady). So, don’t worry about what people think, just be yourself! Only you would continue to make fun of yourself, no matter what the situation!
All my best for a speedy recovery!
Sheryl–Oh, by the way, since there is now another Sheryl spelled with an S like mine on the blog, I was thinking of changing my name to flipflop cruise queen–what do you think? That is one of my screen names on other sites.
Hi John,
So sorry about your Bell’s Palsy. I had it a few years back & it’s definitly no fun. It took me about a month to get over it. The worst part for me was eating………….it seemed like food was always falling out of my mouth. I also had a hard time talking clearly. Just hang in there & it will eventually go away!
John,
Please respond
Sorry to hear about the ailment you’re going through. Just down a couple of tequila shots, so if someone talks to you, they will smell the alcohol and think you’re drunk, LOL. Just joking with you of course.
Is there any news or tid bits you can tell us about those meetings you had aboard the Victory last month? I’m curious to know what other kind of snippets you can let out? Any new news on the fleetwide laser tag?
-Marc G
Hi John, So sorry you aren’t feeling well, please get well soon, and tell Heidi she needs to be your Florence Nightingale in your time of need. I wish you didn’t have to put up with all those hecklers in the audience. I can’t believe the nerve of people. It’s like you are to blame for anything that goes wrong on the cruise. That is ridiculous! Next time someone gives you a hard time, tell them to go climb a smokestack!!!! Your friends, Linda & Mike
Hey John,
I had a friend who had Bells Palsey and he got better very quickly..I think he had it for about two days…Maybe yours will be quick….I was wondering if you would publish a list of all the cruise directors and the ships that they are on. My wife and I went on the Carnival Glory last October and loved it. We are looking into going on another this year. Thanks for doing the blog..I am a huge fan and love reading it daily. Please respond!!!
Thanks,
Jason Cox
I will include you in my prayers tonight and hope you have the 24 hour type. I have known several people who have been afflicted with this and are fine now. You getting so upset with that rude lady (questionable description) might have been what brought this on. Try to rest and do what the Doctor and Heidi tell you to do. Just remember that Grandma is thinking about you.
CarolAnn
Been there, had that…but I got the jaunty black patch. See if you can round one up, it will be smashing. With the right medical management (sounds like you already have it), should be back to your handsome self soon.
Ahoy Pirate CD John,,,,,
Arrrrrr!
Since the Freedom is currently sailing Caribbean itineraries, a black eye patch should definitely be procured to aid in the BP no eyelid functionality…..perhaps one with a skull and cross bones emblazoned on it.
John,
Sorry for the late post but it has been a crazy few days for me…I’m doing the best I can at catching up.
Maria…I am a 7 year survivor of a rare form of breast cancer. When I started my treatment, they gave me only a 45% chance of surviving after the treatment…and here I am! It’s all about a positive attitude. I will pray for you.
Kevin and Laura…play nice or John will have to put you both in timeout…on seperate ships!
John, please hang in there…you’ve overcome many a boo-boo and visits to the doghouse. This too shall pass and I pray for you too.
elaine
ps. Heidi blog?
John,
So sorry to hear about your malady. I’m glad it wasn’t anything more serious, and I hope you recover quickly.
Take care and listen to doctor’s orders.
The Kilmartins
Hi John and Heidi,
My daughter had a mild case of Bells Palsy a few years ago- she took the predinose and it cleared up nicely.
Hugs and hope the week gets better. Deby
John, My Evil Crew just received this Email for Mr. Cheap, Susan B’s husband.
I don’t know how to do this.. this is Mr cheap and Susan wanted me to let everybody know that she is sorry she hasn’t been on but she was in a very bad car accident and is still in the hospital. She was in a coma for three days and the first thing she wanted to know is if all the girls got there safe. She hadn’t even remembered dropping the girls off, let alone the accident. Her van is totalled, her schooter is a twisted piece of metal and by god’s grace she is still with us. A semi crossed over into her lane and hit her head on…I’m not sure if she wants me to share everything with you, but she asks that someone posts on John’s blog for her tomorrow. Could someone tell me how to do this?
thank you
Mr. cheap
Mr. Cheap please tell Susan that our thoughts and prayers are with here for a speedy recovery. Keep us updated.
BIG ED
John,
My husband and I recently sailed with you on the Carnival Freedom for the Eastern Caribbean sailing. We couldn’t have had a better time. The shows were fantastic, the food amazing and the service outstanding. I don’t know how you manage to pick such unique people out of the audience. Dick Little was hilarious, the Ohio man (we are from Ohio) and of course who could forget Mary and the bedtime story. I don’t remember the last time we laughed so hard.
The only complaint we had was our room. Apparently room 6267 is right above the public restroom outside the Victoriana Lounge exit on the 5th floor. Every time the toilet would flush it was like a freight train going through the room. This was especially annoying when they would clean the restroom in the middle of the night. We spoke to the purser who was wonderful and very helpful; she and the head of housekeeping closed the restroom for us during the middle of the night. Of course by then I was also afflicted with a cold and my snoring had my husband awake for days.
We are expecting our first child this summer so the next cruise date is unknown but we will be back. Thanks for a wonderful vacation to everyone aboard.
Michelle Hill
Mr Cheap (Bob)
Please tell Susan our thoughts and prayers are with her. We are so thankful that she is still alive. As well, our thoughts and prayers are with you and your daughter. Please keep us posted, via e-mail, how Susan is recovering and we will make sure to post for her everyday until she is able to do so on her own.
elaine
John: Hope you feel better real soon! I am sure Heidi will make sure you behave yourself and get some rest.
Susan
Dear John and Heidi,
John, your humour and ability to deal with even the most difficult of passengers is certainly respectable and commendable. The Bells Palsy can also be brought on by any combination of cold, virus or STRESS. Case in point, Mrs. African American. I think this may be a good time to just take care of John Heald. You pour so much of yourself into what you do. You take each and every comment on a very personal level. It is what separates you from the other so-called Cruise Directors. You are unique. You truly care for each and every individual that sails aboard your ships. The very same trait that makes you so unique, has also made you susceptible to a weakened immune system. Take care of yourself John. Rest, listen to your beautiful wife and take the time in between your “on” time, to take care of YOU.
John, I am sure by now you have seen the post by King Big Ed concerning our blogger’s family member, Sue B. Please send out a special message to her, as I am sure it would do wonders for her recovery. Their family has been through so much tragedy lately. Thank you for ALL that you do. You are a true original.
Take care and be well soon.
Lance & Ilda
John, please feel better FAST. It is no fun having to wear that patch. Thanks Heidi for typing the Blog for him.
Jennifer and Danny
Hello John,
Thanks for the time move from 2 pm to 3pm. Are we still meeting in the Ivory Piano Bar?
Our group wanted to clarify: since we sail on Sunday, does this mean that we are meeting on Monday (formal day) or Tuesday? If we understand you correctly, Tuesday is booked, so we are moving up to Monday at 3pm.
I think that a second meeting on the last sea day (Saturday) would be good, so we can share in our adventures. Could we schedule a similar time and place (3 pm)?
Thanks again for the coordination.
Best regards,
BL
Hi John. Hope you feel better shortly…also glad we both figured why I didn’t know “Cheri”. I wish I did–since I think she’s related to Uma Thurman. I’m not sure who from my cruise will be the one talking to you in October. Doubt it will be me, though. See…my parents are French. [I know my being the one to ask would make it very interesting if you were ever part of "Prime Ministers Question Time"]
John,
First, give our condolences to the woman whose husband died. I’m glad at least they had a good time together and she should have good memories from that but she’ll always remember this cruise and not for good things.
Hope you’re feeling better soon and the prednisone works quickly. This would be a hardship in any occupation but I’m sure it’s worse when you have to deal with the public like you do.
Did I read your comment correctly that the passengers on the July 10 Splendor cruise are able to attend the naming ceremony?
Hope you’re having better luck with this week’s group of passengers.
George and Linda
The patch gives you a bit of mysterious look about you…just tell everyone they should see the other guy. Feel better, my friend.
John…
I continue to be impresed by the way you handle everything… life!! From the heckler from the balcony to your ailment of Bell’s Palsy. You write about it, you handle it, you get on with it!!! My prayers are with you and your swift healing!!
My prayers are also with the wife of your passenger. I know how it is to lose a husband and the memories are something to cherish. I’m sure their last days will carry her on in the future. I hope you can pass all our sentiments on to her!
As for: 2010 is when the Bloggers go Cunard — BABY SIGN ME UP!!! …Please, let me be the first to book! …I’m there and where do I send my deposit!!! …Tell me what I can do to help!! If it leaves from the states, great, if it leaves from Europe… I’ll bunk with my sister in Holland until it’s time to sail!! Heck maybe she’ll be my mate on the cruise!! …I am SO READY!!!!
Regards and best wishes to you. Thank you Heidi for your help as John ails! God Bless you!! Roberto, you may be behind the scenes, but your effort is always noticed, appreciated and needed!!!
Onward to the ’09 cruise, I’ll be there as a Bayou Bloggin’ Krewe member… then 2010… Cunard!! And those many cruises in between to satisfiy my sanity…
Lambie
John, now you have received a lot of well deserved sympathy, but it’s time to come clean. Just admit this is your version of Jack Sparrow, and Johnny Depp better watch out.
Seriously, hope it’s not serious and will quickly go the way of the dodo bird.
hi John,
sorry about the Bells Palsy.. check with the doc for some drops for the eye.. you will need to keep it lubricated…. hopefully you will be back to normal (whatever that is) soon.. still waiting to hear from roberto confirming our M&M.. take care.. make sure you get the drops,, the eye will get better quicker..
John,
My Dad had a run-in with Bell’s Pausy as well a few years ago. He was on the lucky side, and it only lasted a few days.
I’m sure you’ll find some way to use it to make someone laugh…in fact you already have with your joking about it. I swear, you could make a brick wall laugh!
All the best, I’m sure you’ll be back up to speed in no time.
–Adam
John
After reading your comments on debarkation, has Carnival done away with the express debarkation=carry your own bags and get off first?
Bill
Good Morning John,
So sorry to hear about your problem! I remember (when I was a realllll young tot) my Grandmother had that and I know she was in misery. Hope you get well soon and are back to your handsome, charming self
.
The “gentleman” (I use that term loosely) gives a bad name to any organization whether its animals, the environment or medical research. I believe, if you are going to be a member of an organization you conduct yourself in a professional manner! I would be ashamed to be represented by him. If he did that you know he is just a rude, crude person all the time. Passion or not there a nicer ways to make a point.
You take care
Joan
John,
I try to begin each morning with your blog thingy and my cuppa java. You report the good, the bad, the ugly…with all the good humor so evident on stage and on TV (Dick and I sailed for the first time with you on the Blogger’s Cruise). I laugh; I cry…you bring out so many emotions from your readers, your cyber family. I join all my other family members in prayers that your BP is temporary…that you will make a full recovery so that Heidi can put you in the doghouse with no guilt associated with the act…because we know you won’t behave; you’ll indeed be back in the d/h soon. We are adding a few prayers for Heidi’s endurance! Take care, mate…Duchess Sandy
Congrats on your one year blog thingy!!! I hope you get to feeling better soon! I just want you to know that I am addicted to your blog ever since I found out about on the Freedom back in Jan. You give me a little laughter in my day when I’m having a bad day with the kids (ages 4 and 2 year old twins). I wish we were going to be sailing with in next Jan. 3,2009 on the Glory but I know that you won’t be. I just hope that the cruise director on that one will be just as entertaining as you are!
If you could please give me more info about the Glory and their Camp Carnival program on that ship, I would really appreciate it! I’m a little nervous about taking the kids on their first cruise (they will be 5 and 3 then) and a little reassurance that everything will be ok would be nice!!
John,
Wishing you a speedy recovery! I guess when it rains it pours, hoping this is your last storm.
Oh, John….you poor lad. My friend had Bell’s last year. Sorry to say, she did not have the short 24 hour bout. You need to let your body rest. Maybe you could delegate more (sorry Heidi). But, our bodies do let us know when they need a rest. Even with a patch, you are the cutest Cruise Director ever. (THAT TITLE IS A HOOT – THAT FACE RINGS A BELL – BELL’S PALSY.) Sorry about your current plight. But, I would also like to echo some previously posted messages to SuBu – special prayers to you for a speedy recovery. Much love and hugs – we miss you. Heidi, please take good care of our John. Many hugs and much love to you both – now the sun is shining – please go out and enjoy it!!! Love to you both.
Lori
John: Gosh!!! If there is something to catch, I think it goes by you and sticks like Gorilla Glue!!!
Get better real soon and we both wish this a 24 hour thingy!!! NO LONGER!!!
Take care, hugs and kisses, Paula and Nelson Baker
Hey John & Heidi,
First, let me congratulate Heidi for taking you (John) to the Doctor. We all hate the Doctor but sometimes we have to suck it up. Don’t want to scare you but I had a mild heart attack at the age of 37 (several years ago) and I kept avoiding the Doc because I would tell Maria that it was just heart burn since I had Acid Reflux. I even had her buy me some 7Up to make me burp, but the pain persisted. It was then that she took me to the Emergency Room and they noticed my blood pressure very high and gave me those Nitro Pills. Next day I was in the Operating Room having a Angioplasty getting a stent placed in my heart had a 99% blocked artery. So sometimes we might think its a common cold but we ciuld have symptoms of something else. Since then I am thankful I am fine (still battle my weight) but I get periodic checks. So take care of yourself buddy because you have to take care of Heidi. Besides we have to many cruises to live for.
Luis & Maria
Dearest John, it came to mind that you might be mimicking that handsome pirate the evil crew all had on our room doors for the blogger’s cruise! However, I quickly discounted that and have to concur with Lance, Nanni and so many others…..You must rest! I have been trying to read up on all the blogs I have missed since returning home. Like you, Dan and I have decided to host whatever bacteria or viral bug that the world might host and it’s kept me from doing anything but life maintenance and job related activity. It’s hard not to post to you and Heidi with your wit and tender heart always on you sleeve……..Please take good care and see that you have been put on “alert to slow down”……Give Captain Kirk another chance, mate. Boston Legal is a wonderful “escape”….Happy Birthday to the Freedom who has the best caregivers in the world!! Microsoft spell check: Priceless!!!
Love you,
Kap (Kathie)
Dear John
Please reply we have booked a back to back cruise on the Valor April 6, please let us know what we need to know about this ship, we are excited, did a back to back on the Freedom and enjoyed it so much except you were not there yet!!! You will be fine I am a Nurse and have experienced Bell’s Palsy, very difficult to deal with but usually ,no after problems, so hang in there. You look handsome in any case hugs to Heidi. Thank you Judy
John, I just couldn’t get your face out of my mind–it really did ring a bell. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilio_Largo
You are a dead ringer for the Bond villain in Thunderball! Considering his talent with the fairer sex, that’s not such a bad thing. But perhaps that patch is just what you need to shake things up. Maybe a little role play with Miss Heidi Moneypenny is just what the doctor ordered! Never say never again, Mate!
Rus
Your Face !
I’m behind on my Blog reading ! So sorry to hear about your temporary condition, however ,I bet you’re working it into the show! Did you get the parrot yet?
Kathy and Paul
Hi John,
Well, lets try this again. I must be doing something wrong, the letter didn’t go through.
Anyway, sorry to hear about the Palsy and I see you have gotten suggestions to become a Pirate. Not a bad idea.
My friend Jeanette and I had a wonderful trip with you and the Carnival Freedom last week and were thrilled that you read our letter. We have started a new bucket list and the first item on it is to be on the Blogers cruise on Feb 7th with you and all the other Blogers. The next item is to get a picture of the three of us. Think you can arrange that? We would love it.
The only thing I missed while on vacation was my Guitar Hero, but I have since rocked the house and I am back on track. Can’t wait to get back to Michigan to battle my grandsons. *We are snow birds in Florida*
John, please get well. You do so many people so much GOOD!!!
Take care, Kathleen, Name of my Band: *Nonnas Off Her Rocker*
Hello John,
I am several days behind on my blog reading but
wanted to wish you well and hope your face is back to normal soon. When I first was reading
your symptoms I was scared you had a stroke with
half your face drooping like that. I can’t imagine
you trying to work and carry on feeling like that and not being able to see well with that patch over your eye. Thanks to Heidi for taking such good care of you. Like me, it seems to be “always something” with you. Feel better soon.
My deepest sympathy to the family who lost their
loved one in St. Thomas.
Maria Connie, I hope your surgery went well and you are on your way to a complete recovery.
To all my blogging friends, I hope all is well each and every one of you.
Take care everyone,
Julie Gantt