I wake up every morning thankful for a new day, thankful that I am alive, I have a beautiful woman by my side, I have a great job, loving parents, great friends, thousands of blogging friends and most of all thankful that I am not French.
However, I have to tell you that yesterday was one of the biggest challenges I have ever faced…………forget guests who want to play Mahjong, forget people who think we shouldn’t have shore excursions featuring animals, forget people who think I am a racist and on fast track to a suite in hell, forget having a plastic pipe shoved up my back door by a large Turkish woman…………yesterday was tougher than dealing with any of them.
The doctor had told me to get some rest……….”Stay in bed and heal,” he said……….. well………..that is easier said than done …..in fact it would be easier to find a Frenchman who knows what soap is.
You see, the only way I can take it easy is to stop working……….don’t be a CD …………….and let the staff run everything………and that’s just something I cannot contemplate.
However, at 9:30 am this morning as I began my Morning Show and started to read the 30-plus letters I had received I started to think I may have made a mistake. I can handle the grin that makes me look like the Joker as played so brilliantly by Jack Nicholson in the Batman movie. I can handle the fact that one eye is covered and the other blinks more times than Lighthouse. I can handle the fact that I have no taste buds and even if someone gave me a pint of chili sauce garnished with drizzled Skunk I would taste bugger all. I can handle the fact that the Prednisone I am taking has caused me to stay awake at night counting the huge amounts of farts that explode out of my bottom………..I reached 34 in an hour last night.
I can handle the fact that the mixing of Prednisone, Acyclovir and my Glucophage Diabetic medicine has me singing “Somewhere over the Rainbow” when I look at my poo. I can handle the fact that the same medicine has my pee smelling like a Walgreens Pharmacy counter. I can handle the fact that the left side of the outside of my mouth is drier than the Sahara and the fact that every hour I have to wipe of the various agricultural products that seem to be growing there……….I think they are organic though.
I can handle the fact that my left ear amplifies every sound a thousand times so even typing these words sounds like Ozzy Osborne and Black Sabbath are playing a gig in my eardrum. I can handle the fact that when I eat and drink I look like a cross between a 1-year-old kid and Paris Hilton on her 23rd Red Bull and Vodka (allegedly). I can handle the fact that I have to carry a handkerchief with me so I can clean up bits of drool and spittle that cascade out of my mouth on to surfaces and anyone else who is in three feet of me.
I can handle the fact that this morning when I tried to spit out my toothpaste in the sink that most if it flew of to the left of me all over Heidi’s very expensive bottle of Clinique Zit remover and the subsequent visit to the dog house.
I can handle all of this………………………………..I just cannot handle the fact that this bloody thing has me talking like that cartoon cat with the lisp………………talking like Elmer Fudd…………talking like someone who can’t sound their P’s and S’s ………………..someone who shouldn’t be in a public speaking job.
So today I had my Cayman and Jamaica travel talk, the past guest receptions, two evening shows and one hour of improv comedy with my Marriage Show. I had to be very careful when saying specific words. For example, during the travel talk I was talking about the famous Stingray tour and how the animals like to taste the salt on your skin by “sucking” on your legs and thigh………..this got a huge laugh because my speech impediment changed the “S” to ……well you can imagine………..still …………having heard this more people bought the tour than usual.
By the end of the night, I had to hold the left side of my face and pull the cheek back in order not to mess up my words. Yes, the audience laughed as normal and yes everyone has been so kind and understanding onboard with guests even sending me cards and letters about their own personal experiences with Bells Palsy. However, as I sit here at midnight writing to you I have to tell you I feel deflated and a little despondent and half the Cruise Director I normally am………….I won’t give in though……….bugger that.
Here are a couple of Random Photos
Here are today’s letters from the In Their Own Words Section.
Once again I reminded that this blog has the ability to reach out to friends whom have never met. Such is the case tomorrow morning when Maria has her breast cancer surgery. I know it would mean the world to her if tomorrow morning thousands of people across the world were thinking of her……………..let’s make it so…………………thank you all.
It’s time for some Q & A.
I want to thank each and everyone of you for all your kind comments regarding the anniversary of the blog. It truly is quite amazing to think that we have all been together for one year. Here is to year number two.
More importantly, I want to thank you all for your comments that show your compassion and caring for your fellow blogger Susan and Maria as they face the tough times ahead. On no other cruise blog or board have I seen such kindness and therefore, once again, you have all made this blog the best there is. Thank you all.
Saying this, however, there are many comments I won’t have time to answer and I will try and concentrate on those who ask specific questions or once that I feel require immediate feedback. Please keep the comments coming. I read every single one and they continue to get me through my own tough days.
Here we go. To skip the Q&A, click here.
CAROL SCHOENBERGER – Hi Carol. Great to hear from you as always. Will you please remind me 2 weeks before you sail on the Carnival Miracle and considering the difficulties you had on your last cruise, I will do everything I can to make this one so special? The lady who gave me a hard time because we had no Afro-American entertainment on board was traveling as part of a Baptist Church Group. Although, I must say, she was the only vocal one when it came to this subject. I am trying to put her out of my mind, just because I failed in my task of making sure she had a great time. I am sure Cunard would welcome the bloggers and Big Ed’s Evil Crew and it would be very enjoyable for us all to experience a historic sailing on a Cunard liner. If enough people sign up for this then maybe we can make it happen. Heidi and I send all our best to you, looking forward to hearing from you soon.
DWA76 – I just wanted to say a special thank you for you for your continued support. You never ask direct questions and sometimes therefore, I don’t reply, but thank you for everything you say.
MIKE KIMBERLY – Thanks Mike. It seems Bell’s Palsy is more common than I thought. I hoping my recovering time will be quick. Thank you for your concern. It means the world to me.
SHERYL – I am trying Sheryl to make the best of it. Reading your “thinking of me” helps. Thank you.
NANNI – Thank you for the huggos. I really need them at the moment.
ROBIN IN NEW YORK – Without Heidi I would never get through this. She is my Mother Theresa, my Florence Nightingale and if she put those boots on that I bought her, she would be my Jessica Simpson. Hope all is well. Cheers!
DOC F – My PETA guy seems to be calm and I have not heard from him since my last conversation. I hope this remains so for the rest of the cruise. Sometimes I am really rotten as well. Thanks for reading the blog thingy. Cheers!
ROBERT – I am not sure Viagra will help. My face is stiff enough already.
KANUCK CRUISER – I am glad you liked the patch. I feel like a pirate. What’s a pirate’s favorite Caribbean island??? Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuba. ……….Hope the snow melts and the sun shines on your Caribbean cruise. All the best from us both.
MICHELLE – I now got your cabin number. I will make sure I will pass this on to Ken. Now, I can’t remember what you want. Could you please put everything together for me in one posting? Thank you Michelle.
RICK AKA SEAN CONNERY LOOK A LIKE – Saw your photos, you remind me of Sean in his later Bond years and in that movie he did with Catherine Zeta Jones. Who could forget those tight-fitting leather pants……….Catherine’s looked good as well. Thanks for everything, especially your kind words.
CINDY STEELE – Goodness me Cindy. It’s been a long time since I have heard from you and how can I ever forget the wonderful times together back with Francine. I was so sorry to hear about Gloria, who passed away so suddenly. She cut my hair once and we laughed through the whole process. Please pass my deepest sympathies to the family and please keep reading and one day, maybe you and Francine will walk up the gangway together and we can relive the old times.
TOM AND JANE – Very funny. Can’t stop, time for a steak.
MARK – Thank you, I hope also that this Elephant Man thing I have lasts a short time. Thanks for thinking of me. Hope all is well with you.
LINDA FROM MICHIGAN – Just wanted to wish you a great cruise on the Crown Princess. I have no idea who the Cruise Director is or if he or she even knows who I am but nevertheless please pass my regards to him or her. Hope to see you very soon and have a great time on Princess. Tell us all about it when you get home.
KUKI – Hello mate. I am glad you had a laugh when you saw me and my patch. It was scary at first but it could have been so much worse. What do you think about a Cunard bloggers cruise? What’s your opinion mate? My best to Mrs. Kuki and all my friends at Cruisemates.com
CAPTAIN BILL – My father sends his best regards to you and it would be nice if one day he would be able to shake your hand. Thanks for all your kind words. Cheers.
MYRA BUSHNELL – You asked how to get your picture posted beside your comments and honestly, I haven’t got a clue. I am sure STEPHANIE will be able to direct you.
It certainly would be nice to see who you are. I did think about getting one of those proper black patches but unfortunately we didn’t have any on board. I was thinking about being an Irish pirate and having patches over both eyes.
You asked about the kids on board and if we had security patrolling the vessel to make sure they are safe and don’t launch any lifeboats. Yes indeed we do. The ship is constantly patrolled by our hard working security officers which is why incidents are very rare. As always it’s great to see your postings and Heidi and I send you our finest regards.
BIG MIKE – If there is one week I can do with you here, it’s this week. Just in case you know who sees me eating a tuna sandwich. Have you got my back?
JETSKIER – I am sorry to hear about your wife’s Bell’s Palsy that lasted 6 months. If mine lasts that long I can see myself going completely mad, changing my name to Jean Claude and move to Paris. Thanks for your concern mate. It’s great to see a posting from you.
CRUISING SAL – And thank you to you too. I actually have type 2 diabetes and have had so for 2 years now. As I mentioned my sugar level has increased but the doctor tells me this is normal with all the steroids I am taking. My thanks to you for such concern. You are very kind.
ANDREA – I am not sure what you mean by having my blog bookmarked but it sounds like a compliment. You asked about the Carnival Destiny and what will happen to her in dry dock. The answer……lots. Complete refitting of the public rooms and cabins as well as the addition of a Big Screen Theatre on Lido deck, all of which will make your honeymoon cruise so much more enjoyable. I wish I could be there with you………..not in the cabin but for your cruise. If there is anything else I can do before you sail, please let me know.
STEVE HIGHWAY – Of course I know the hotel. In fact, Heidi and I have both stayed there. It is the most famous hotel, arguably, in Amsterdam and the Amstel Intercontinental is where all the stars stay, including George Hamilton who was seen entering the hotel and famously had a beautiful lady with him who had obviously done the packing and was carrying all the suitcases. You will have a fantastic time there and if you need any other recommendations, please let us know.
BIG ED – Thank you for helping Myra, mate. What do you think about a Cunard bloggers cruise?
DMEOS – I am glad someone took the time to write to mention the fantastic Chukka Cove horseback riding tour in Jamaica. I respect and in some ways support the gentlemen from PETA however, to proclaim it in public the way he did was not, in my opinion, justified. However, most importantly, you loved your horseback riding tour and I assure everyone that Carnival will always promote animals tours that involve animals only if they are well cared for. Thank you Mary, I hope you continue to enjoy the blog thingy.
EDWIN – Just wanted to say Thank You for taking the time just to read the blog and to hear that it makes your day makes me very happy. Many thanks.
MARK TWAIN AND A HALF – I just wanted to say I have never felt like running up a bell tower than I do today. Thanks for the laughter mate.
CRAIG – Thanks for the words of support mate, I have never needed them more. Cheers!
JAKE SILVERBERG – You are welcome!
LINDA, MOM OF DJ – It’s a hell of a warning sign Linda and you can stand in your soap box as long as you want because I know you care. Say hello to DJ.
SOUTHERN DREAMS – Thank you for saying a special welcome to Sgt. Jeff Burney and his lovely wife Amy. I am sure you just made their day. Congratulations on winning the poker tournament Charlie and I hope you feel better soon Bonny.
Hope to hear from you both again soon.
JIMNI – I am taking very good care of watching my sugar level. Certainly, the steroids have taken it a few points higher than normal. The scale in the U.K. is different to that in the U.S.A. My level is usually between 4 and 7 but the last two days it has been as high as 13. I am taking extra medication. Thank you for all your kind words to me and to the family of the gentleman who passed away. All the best to you and your family.
THE LAWRENSONS – It seems Amsterdam is very popular with many bloggers taking pre-Carnival Splendor trips there. Apart from the places you listed, the only other one I would definitely recommend is the Flower Auction in Aalsmeer. You say you are looking forward to seeing the bulb fields, well the Flower Auction is something more spectacular. If you need further information please let Heidi know. Thank you and have a great time in Amsterdam.
JERI GREEN – I am not enjoying it at all mate but you are right, it will pass and the three things that keep me going are Heidi, my sense of humour and the dream “one day I shall be sitting on a yacht with George Hamilton surrounding by beautiful ladies drinking a Diet Coke and eating Iranian Caviar with my feet resting on a small Frenchman.” Thanks mate.
SHIRLEY CALES – I can’t believe you ordered a copy of the video of me and the Olson twins. Don’t blink or you miss me. You asked if I would play it on the Big Screen and with the greatest respect, I would rather play Titanic and the Poseidon Adventure. Let me know what you think and please send me an honest review of my performance. Thank you Shirley and enjoy the film.
JAMES – It’s wonderful to read that your kids enjoyed Camp Carnival so very much during your recent Carnival Triumph cruise. I have forwarded your comments to the team there and I hope that your children’s Christmas dreams come true because they will indeed see that Santa will visit the ship. Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer refused the carrots we leave out for them, preferring the chocolate melting cake. Merry Christmas.
GLORIA – What can you bring me from Canada you asked. Well honestly, if there is something it would be a hoody for Heidi with something Canadian on it, size XXXXXL ……….ok, that’s me in the doghouse……….size M. Will pay for it when we see you. Thank you for thinking of me and thank you for thinking of Heidi, see you in May.
WIL-DA-BEAST – I am glad my advise was helpful and the fact that you have done the climb to the top of the Leaning Tower Of Pisa means the Carnival Splendor will be a piece of cake. They don’t come much flatter than Holland and Denmark. The trans-Atlantic crossing will have many different activities, including Arts & Crafts, Lectures, Dance Classes and other surprises. Hope to see you soon.
DEANNA – You are right. I am sure my cold was the prelude to my Bell’s Palsy. Let’s hope it’s a short illness and thank you for all that you said in your posting and thank you for thinking of Heidi. We both send you our best.
GREG BALLDDAASSAARRII – TAKING NO CHANCES…..You are right, it was a real slap in the face getting this. I do hope Alan will be joining us next year, it is certainly his intention to be with us. Thanks mate. You are a true gent.
CROWN GOLFER – Dribbling is the worst of the side effects and there are pools of it all over the cabin. My stateroom steward changed my life jacket for a straight jacket……bugger.
LOIS IN A NURSESUNIFORMSKI – Wish you were here.
SHERYL PELTON – Thank you also for welcoming back Sgt. Jeff from Iraq and he and his wife Amy are two such lovely people. I know they have just read your posting and you have made them feel very special. Thank you for thinking of me and my eyebrow. It will be a cold day in Hell before I allow Heidi to use make-up on me. There are many people with similar blog names and I certainly will never forget Flip Flop Cruise Queen. I look forward to seeing your next posting under your new name. Thank you for being who you are, a very kind and giving person.
LONGIN2CRUISE – I was sorry to here that you also had Bell’s Palsy. I hope mine doesn’t last as long as yours. Thank you for thinking of me and you have no idea how much I appreciate it.
MARC G – As we speak, the Carnival committee is meeting to finalize the implementation of some of the ideas that we discussed during our conference. I cannot divulge any at the moment as you never know if people from Norway or the Royalty from the Caribbean or any Celebrities are reading this. I can tell you, you will very happy. More information will follow mate. Cheers!
LINDA HERNACKI – I wish you and Mike were sitting in the audience. In fact, this week I wish all my blogger friends were here. I need a group hug. Thanks again for always being there for me. Best to you both.
JASON COX – I have the Bell’s Palsy for 2 days now and I can only hope I recover as quick as your friend did and hearing that you love the blog so much already has me feeling better. Keep reading and let me know if you have any questions before you cruise again. Cheers mate.
CRUISIN GRANDMA – Thank you for including me in your prayers and I will indeed try and get as much rest as I can, although that is easier said than done. Thank you for your kindness Grandma.
DC IN SD – Seems that the idea of me getting a black patch is very popular so the hunt is on…Aaarrrggghhhhh…
JACK LUCAS – My goodness, Amsterdam is going to be full of bloggers. I don’t have full details on the Amsterdam tours yet, but following my trip there in early April, I will be ready to answering your questions. I do not believe we will offer a tour to the Red Light District and to answer your question if it safe is difficult. Heidi says it is very well policed, however, you may feel uncomfortable seeing what you will see. I know I was uncomfortable but only because Heidi caught me looking. I will answer your questions soon. All the best.
MARK – I am not sure if the Captain would appreciate me having an eye patch with a skull and cross bones. I am going to get one and I think if I have to wear one, so should Fun Ship Freddy. Thanks for sharing the fun mate.
PRINCESS ELAINE – I know you have been busy Princess and I wanted to say thank you for taking the time to say those beautiful words to Maria. As a survivor of breast cancer yourself, I know those words will mean the world. Heidi has promised to write a blog before the end of the week. However, she has been very busy cleaning up my drool….Thank you again Princess and our best to you and the family.
LISA K – Thank you very much. Your words are so kind. Please keep enjoying the blog and all the best.
DEBBY – It’s so nice that people who have had relatives suffer from Bell’s Palsy write to me and let me know there experiences. This is really helping me getting me through these times. So, thank you again and I hope you know how much you have helped me.
BIG ED – I am sure by now you have read the many postings of sympathy for Susan and Mr Cheap, her husband. We are all praying for her tonight. I know I can count on you to keep us in the loop. Another reason why you are so special mate.
MICHELLE HILL – Welcome back and I am so glad that we had you laughing so much last week. I was very surprised to hear about the problems of noise in your cabin 6267. I have passed this comment immediately to our engineering team so thank you for letting us all know. I hope it did not disturb you too much. Congratulations on your summer delivery and I hope if it’s a boy you call him John because of me and your toilet experience. It was wonderful to have you with us. All the best.
SUSAN V – Thank you and I will do my best. Having Heidi here makes everything so much easier.
LANCEANDILDAMISSINGTHEEVILCREW – The doctor agrees with you that Bell’s Palsy is brought on by cold and stress. Thank you for thinking of me and thank you for your kind words for a member of our blogging family who needs all our support and love. Heidi and I send our best regards to you both.
JENNIFER HAMMOND – I really do hate the eye patch. Heidi says thank you for thinking of her. Send our best to Danny.
BRIAN – The move has been confirmed and your Cruise Critic meeting is now at 3:00pm in the Ivory Piano Bar, on Monday (formal night). See how the first meeting goes and if you do want another, I have instructed the Groups Coordinator and Jeff, the CD to expect a call from you to arrange a similar meeting on the last sea day. Hope this all works for you, I remain at your service.
JIM (JLEQ) – Please give my best regards to your parents and I do hope that we get to shake hands and say Bonjour! Looking forward to a fun time together. See you soon.
KICIASKI – Thank you, your condolences have been passed to the family. The final arrangements for the Naming Ceremony are taking place and indeed the people who are sailing on the first cruise will be able to witness the ceremony on board. Although it’s not confirmed yet, I do believe the ceremony will take place before departure of the 3-day cruise. I will let you know if this is the case as soon as possible. My best to you and George, can’t wait to see you again.
LV2CUISE – Just a quick note to say, thank you for thinking of me. You are a great friend.
LAMB KNUCKLES – It’s strange that Holland seems very popular all of a sudden. Heidi is asking what part of Holland your sister is from. It seems that a Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the bloggers is popular. While I don’t want to take any business away from Carnival, it may be an interesting experience and it is within the family. I am sure I can get some good prices it will just be a matter of when and where …………let’s see what happens. One thing that would worry me is that Lamb is featured on the menu a lot. Anyway, we shall see what happens. Thanks as always for the great posting and hope to see you soon.
STEPHANIE MARTIN – Thanks Steph and Johnny Depp is not a “patch” on me. Cheers.
ADAM M – I hope I am as lucky as your dad and this thing only lasts a few days. Thanks for the get well message mate and hope you continue to enjoy the blog.
BILLY JO – No Billy – Carnival continues to use the self-assist program which has been so very quick in the past. Last weeks process was a one off and for some reason CBP decided to carry out more detailed inspections which, of course, they have to do at times. I highly recommend self-assist to anyone who is on a tight schedule and is able to maneuver their own bags. Hope this helps Billy and let me know if you need anything else.
PEANUTS – My friend from PETA has been fine since yesterday and tomorrow in Cayman hopefully he will not see anything that makes him mad again. I am trying not to be miserable about my face but it is not easy. Hopefully though it will be over soon. Thanks for the kind words and thanks for not mentioning the Heat and the Pistons. Cheers.
SANDY – Indeed, family is what we are. I thank you for your inspirational posting Sandy and I hope we are able to share laughter together again soon. All the best.
CASSANDRA – please do not be nervous about taking the twins on their first cruise. The Camp Carnival staff on the Carnival Glory is fantastic and will have activities and events from early morning that carry on through to late night baby-sitting. You can sign the kids out and in when ever you please and I promise that the girls and Fun Ship Freddy will keep them entertained and safe while you and Dad have a fun relaxing time. Please don’t worry and if you have any specific questions please let me know. I am glad you are enjoying the blog thingy and my best to the family.
TERESA C – Thanks so much for the get-well message…..you are most kind.
CATMAMA044 – I have a feeling that I may have this thing for a few weeks. I hope of course I am indeed wrong. I want you to know that I appreciate all your kind words and I will do my best to rest as much as I can. Thanks again and Heidi and I send your kind regards.
BETTY BOOP BIG AHUNA – The Prednisone seems to have me thirsty all the time and considering I dribble when I drink at the moment I am using a straw with everything………..even my cup of tea………….that sort of thing really gets me down. Maybe one day I will get into Boston Legal but it’s just seeing Captain Kirk there……..it throws me off. Thanks for the nice words as always and I hope I see you both soon.
NICO R – I am sure your grandmother would make a wonderful Godmother ……….maybe we can make her Godmother of one of the lifeboats. Please send her my best regards mate.
JANE – It worked………thanks for the laughter…….got any more jokes to share?
CHAZON – I will be taking Supper club reservations for Carnival Splendor beginning July 1. I promise you will get the time of your choice. There is no staff there to take your reservations at the moment of course. I look forward to sharing your anniversary cruise with you and let me know in July about your reservation. Cheers.
CHERI – I know what you are talking about now. What are you missing from your collection, can you remind me please. Hope all is well and I will wait to hear from you.
BIG ED – Don’t worry about Cunard details mate. If indeed we were going to do this I will make sure we do this properly and as a big group. I agree with what you are saying and the “class” thing you mention really never shows. You see the same shows and all the facilities are open to you except the Grill dining rooms. However, it would be such a thrill and when I have time mate I will investigate further………….it may never happen…………or indeed it may……….I just thought it may be a nice thing to consider. Hope you and the crew are well and I have a copy of your Houston Chronicle interview in my scrapbook now.
RUS AND NINA FRANKLIN – You know, I have to watch Boston Legal again. Heidi has the box set and maybe I need to see what she sees and discover for myself why this has taken over from Desalute Housewives as her favorite program. I miss the West Wing, Sopranos and Entourage and although I never have time to watch TV anymore I also like The Shield as well. Thanks for the kind words……….I wish I was 12 again. Cheers to you both.
NANI – Big Ed has a heart the size of his SUV and the rest of his crew are exactly the same. I hope receiving a huge bunch of flowers made you bad week better and as always Heidi and I are thinking about you and send you an extra grande hugo. Please also send one to your beautiful family.
SUSAN PGH – probably………never thought of that. Thanks for the advice ……….. write soon.
REBECCA – Tai-Chi…………what is that?……….is that like Kung Fu or is it the one where you arrange furniture in a spiritual way?……….I am joking, of course. If you are serious about teaching this onboard while you are here I would need you to send a letter to Chris Prideaux , Director of Entertainment at our Miami office. I certainly think that some of our guests may be interested in taking a class. The Carnival Splendor’s trip out of Genoa will be a marvelous adventure and it would be wonderful if you could join us for this. Let me know how you get on and I will see you very soon. Please send my best to the family.
LOIS SPOTTEDDICKSKI – With a name like that its you that should see the doctor
LINDA POLANCIH – Thanks for writing Linda and last week was indeed a great cruise with all those wonderful characters on board. I hope now that you have discovered the blog thingy that you will read it as often as you can and we all welcome you to our family. Thanks so much and Heidi and I send you our warmest regards.
LINDA HERNACKI – I think it’s the drugs
LORIE CLEMENTS – The weeks after 9/11 were difficult for everyone and knowing that your cruise with me following that terrible day meant so much to you makes me feel very special indeed. I am so sorry to tell you but I will not be onboard the ship when you cruise. Todd Wittmer will be the CD and he is the best………you will love him and I know have a fantastic time. I am sorry I cannot be with you and hope one day soon we can meet again. Please keep reading the blog until then and all the best.
PRINCESS ELAINE – I will start seriously thinking about a QM2 cruise in a few weeks. I guess I spoke a bit early bit as so many seem to be saying YES I may have to step this up a bit. I will let everyone know ASAP. Thanks Princess and maybe you will meet your Queen very soon.
That’s it for now…..that’s not easy to do with one eye and thanks to Heidi for taking over.
I was asked about some tours for a blogger sailing on the Elation…………I am so sorry I forgot who that was………here are a few bullet points and if you need anything more please let me know.
This is from the CD on the vessel.
Top tours in Cabo for the younger and older crowds.
CABO BY LAND AND SEA. This is very popular with the slightly less adventurous and older crowd. Perhaps like what you have there. A sightseeing tour that includes a boat ride up close to the lands end rock formations, and then a city tour with a major cathedral and local glass blowing factory.
WHALE WATCHING AND COASTAL CRUISE. This is seasonal to the winter though spectacular.
CHILLENO BAY SNORKEL. For the summer.
For the younger and thrill seeker.
CANYON CANOPY TOUR
ATV ADVENTURE.
Hope this helps.
Here are two photos for you of me and one of carnival’s longest standing Entertainers Mr. Eddie Capone…………yep…………..that is his real name.
The first photo was taken in 1992 when I was a Social Host and Eddie was a Cruise Director. He taught me a lot and we had a lot of fun together.
The second photo was taken backstage last night after Eddie and I had performed a show together.
We have not changed a bit have we?
I must not let this affliction take away from how well the cruise is going so far. We have a very mixed bag this week with spring breakers, singles, families and a lot of older people but they all seem to be get along together very well. I wanted to mention about how amazing people are onboard. I read a letter out on Sunday about the young lady who was sexually assaulted and was taking a cruise to spend some quality time with her family — the same letter I printed in yesterday’s blog. It was a very personal letter to read and maybe not the normal thing to mention on a “Fun Ship ” cruise.
However, I did and after reading this out I received a letter from a Mrs. Fairclough who offered her services as a counselor. She is here with a group of 40 psychologists and she runs a very successful practice in California specializing in such matters. Anyway, she offered her services for free and after mentioning this to the family they were more than happy to meet her. Well, I just spoke to Mrs. Fairclough and tomorrow in Grand Cayman she is going to give up her day and spend time with the daughter and family and help them in anyway she can……………..is that not just wonderful? I will be looking after Mrs. Fairclough and she will be dining in the Supper Club later this week with my compliments……………would this happen in a hotel or resort ……….well, you know the answer to that one as well as I do.
Now, I have been offered the chance of something that I have been told will help change me back from being the Elephant Man to my normal George Hamilton boyish good lucks……………..however………….it is something I have never considered before………ACUPUNCTURE.
We now have a therapist onboard who specializes in this and other Chinese herbal remedies. I have to admit at always having been a bit skeptical about these sorts of things……………sucking on Bat droppings to relive back ache or drinking crushed Tiger penis to improve my manly capabilities has always sounded like a load of old bollocks to me……………..
However………I am told that these little spikes, dipped in some sort of ancient sweet and sour sauce may indeed help…………..I am considering this as this thing doesn’t improve soon than I will have it done. At this point I am prepared to try anything and if they serve spring rolls and Kung Pao beef while shoving spikes in my head………….well………..I am on my way.
So, please forgive me if I have been a little negative here today but one of the advantages of having you all out there is being able to talk to you……………..thanks for listening
Good night
Your friends
John and Heidi
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John, my heart goes out to you as I read your words today. As I’ve said, I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for you to not be 100%. Having said that, I’m sure that you’re surrounded by wonderfully talented and competent folks who will be glad to take some of your workload to assist in the healing process.
At least your sense of humor is intact despite the difficulties. Good for you.
Susan and Maria certainly have a place in my thoughts and prayers. Please keep us updated as best you can. I’m sure we’d all like to know how they are progressing.
Do the Acupuncture. I had it done when I suffered some nerve damage in my arm. It didn’t work but I suspect only because the damage was physical and could only be repaired surgically.
In the meantime you’ve got to know that you’re in the prayers of thousands of bloggers, as well. We need you back at 100%!!
Pass along my thanks to Heidi, Roberto and Stephanie for all their hard work.
Regards,
GregB
PS… I love the way you covered yourself spelling my last name… good one!!
Good Evening John,
I sure hope and pray you get well soon. Have some Kung Pao Beef for me too! I don’t like needles so I know you must feel terrible to even consider this. Although I can tell you for a fact, when I use to get migraine headaches, if I pressed a particular spot on my hand the headache would go away or lessen to some extent anyway. I’m told you don’t really feel them. Anything that helps is better than how you feel right now.
You’re welcome, I won’t mention anything about you know who, you know what and how they are doing. There is always next year so are you up for another bet???
Take care
Joan
I think the acupuncture is a good idea. It might help & it certainly won’t hurt anything. When nothing else worked, I had it for sciatica & had great results. Sure hope you get to feeling better soon!!!!!!!!!
John and Heidi
Your photo is cute with that half smile! Kinda reminds me how I feel when I have been to the dentist and given a shot. Must be awful to last for days! So sorry and hope you are feeling much better soon! Hope you both get some rest.
Mary
Loved the pictures of you in your last blog. John, you looked rather sexy, in a sinister way. You might just have to adopt that look !!
John
1st I hope that you are feeling better, The ornaments that I am missing are the Glory, Sensation, & Celebration. Of course I do not have one for the Carnivale (but I know that one can’t be gotton)
Also My husband asked if you know about getting a lithograph (the picture of the ship they give you the last night of the cruise). We did not get on on the Elation. We collect them & then frame them with the date we sailed.
My husband is wanting to get a tatoo of either the Carnival funnel or the logo (I think he is going for the funnel) How is that for dedication to Carnival!!
Thanks for all you help & dedication to all, even when you are not feeling your best. You would never believe it
Take Care
Cheri
Hey John,
So sorry to hear about the Bells Palsy!!! Maybe you could work it into your program as a pirate???
Anyway, I don’t expect you to remember me, but I am the other half of the Bucket Ladies. We enjoyed the cruise so much and we (Jenette and I) are going to try our best to be on the Blogers cruise on Feb 7th, 2009. That is on the top of our list right now. The next bucket wish list is to get a picture of the three of us. Think we could arrange it?
I missed playing my Guitar Hero while we were away, but I have since caught up and still rockin!!
Please take care!! You bring so much pleasure to so many people.
Kathleen: Name of my band: Nonna’s Off Her Rocker. (and loving it)
Im here friend
We are praying for you.
) Just a thought.
How about no blog for at least a week??? We could sacrifice for you thats what for friends and family are for.Stephanie or Roberto could give us updates on your condition so we dont worry to much. If you dont rest you wont get well and your work on the ship is more than enough. What do you think people??(Dont throw me anything please
Nanni
Hi John,
Thanks for the info on shore excursions for the Elation. The whale watching sounds wonderful. The only problem is they will be sailing in June. I will pass these suggestions on to my son and soon to be daughter in law. Any suggestions for excursions in Ensenada?
Hope you Bell’s Palsey goes away soon. I find it interesting that you can drink from a straw. When our son (the one who is getting married in June) had Bell’s Palsey at age 8, one of the things that told us something was wrong was his inability to drink from a straw. He did not have trouble with his eyes. I guess it affects everyone differently.
Thanks again for the information. Get better soon.
Well John, Thanks for the Pictures and a whole lot of memories of Eddie “SORRRRRRRRRRYYYY SIR” Capone, as I said last week he was my First CD on the Celebration back in 88…… Hope you start felling better…… and please try you best in keeping the green house gases to a minimum…. Poor Hedi…..
Dear John,
My cousin had Bells Palsy.
She had acupuncture treatments and it worked.
It did take several months though.
Don’t be afraid ! You’ll soon be as good as new.
Dear Maria,
Being a breast cancer survivor I have some sort of idea what you are feeling but please know that you are loved and there are so many people holding you close in their prayers and thoughts right now and will be as you go into battle tomorrow morning.
Yes I said battle fore this will be the fight of your life but it is winnable and I am sure you will be victorious and join all of us, your sisters and brother survivors as we proudly continue on with our lives.
You are loved Maria.
Sallie
Dear John,
Sending you many hugs and a virtual Heavy weight punching bag for when that frustration gets to be too much.
It will get better and you will soon be back to just drooling when Jessica Simpson bends over that Austin Martin buffing it to a shine.
Hugs, hugs, hugs.
Sallie
John:
Actually acupuncture is becoming very popular here in the US; as we realize that not everything can be cured with a pill.
We have also come to realize perhaps those folks 1000′s of years ago (before there was such a thing as a pill) just may have been onto something!!
Tai Chi is also an Eastern relaxation exercise that you have probably seen many times and just did not know what it was. Think of karate in very slow motion. It is beautiful and relaxing just to watch.
Your “Cruise Mom” recommends you give both a try!! (oops…still on my soapbox!!)
You are so blessed to have Heidi there by your side.
John,
Make it a double-bacon-cheeseburger big mate, American Style. All of the salmon sandwiches in England couldn’t add up to one of those. Fuddruckers offered a five-pound burger for Fat Tuesday, why not see if they can make one up and send it to you. I don’t think Heidi would appreciate it though. I also think that one of these “buggers” if you will probably conatins at least one whole cow. Wouldn’t make Mr. Peta ‘I want to be at the bottom of the food chain’ very happy at all.
_BigMike
Blog Security Master
Dear John, Sorry that you are down in the dumps a bit about the Bell’s Palsy….I’m sure it’s not a pleasant feeling and is definitely interfering with your vocation in life…helping people have fun! Try the acupuncture…there is alot of scientific basis to the procedure and it has helped friends with other problems. And if you want to blog less for awhile, I’m sure all your fans will totally understand. Rest, friend, rest! Gloria
My thoughts & prayers are with both Susan & Maria.
I would like to offer special encouragement to Maria as I am a 27 year breast cancer survivor. I had a good doctor & with God’s blessings I have been in excellent health for many years now.
Bonjour John…. Thoughts & prayers are with Susan & Maria….. About that acupunture thingy…. had it once… when i came home i had a pint of Guiness… well… i looked like the Trevi fountain… now thats a visual…
Glad you thought Catherine-Zeta Jones also looked good in leather…..lol… I’m dreamin bout Pussy Galore…. Glad Heidi is helpin out with her Rent-A-Fingers on your keyboard.
If you are in contact with Roberto…. thank him for forwarding the pics to you
Stephanie…. How do we post our pic on this bloggy thingy…?
Listen to the Doc…… & get sum friggin rest
Cheers to you & Mrs H………. Richard
Hi John
Wow…what a trooper you are. A lesser man would have given up by now and jumped overboard. Do try to take the docs advice and get some rest. Delegate, delegate,delegate!
John, Just got good news Susan will be coming home tomorrow, Thursday.
ED
John -
It is so difficult for me to try to come up with something funny to say with you in such a condition – but I will try.
Actually, I can’t be mean – a very good friend of mine had Bell’s Palsy years ago and I know exactly what you are going through.
Still – there is one question I have. Heidi – is kissing John right now half bad?
My thoughts and prayers go out to you – will be in touch with you when we get closer to the Liberty cruise.
JustJon
John,
I’m so sorry to hear you are having a bout with Bells Palsy. I had been mis-diagnosed with that a couple of years ago and I truly know how you feel. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.
Do you know yet which ship you will be on at the end of March 2009? Our plans are somewhat flexible, we’d really love to see you again.
Sincerely,
Lorie
hi John
I really hope you are feeling better soon. Since I discovered your blog I have gone back and read everyone from the start. My husband and I are Platinum members and are thinking of booking on the Liberty January 3, 2009. Do you know that far ahead who the cruise director is. I cannot beleive how considerate and concerned you are if a passenger is dissatisfied. You are amazing. We have never approached a CD before because I did not want to bother them. I would not hesitate to approach you ever. We did not have a good experience on The Glory this past January. My husband has recently become disabled and needs to use either a scooter or wheelchair. When I asked the Tour desk to help us with deciding some tours they were down right rude and would not help. Our room was not even cleaned on the last day at sea. This is just one example of many issues we had throughout the cruise. It was a shock to us as we had always had no issues. I am hoping it was not because my husband is suddenly disabled. Anyway on a better note we are really looking forward to a good experience this coming January. Friends are leaving on the Miracle March 14.It would be really great if we could go on cruise you were cd of. It is not just a job for you. You are a truly caring and compassionate man.
Again feel better soon
Lucinda
oh so sorry to hear you are not well yet mate. this is most distressing news. hope you are well soon and know we miss you and heidi and are thinking of you both!
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
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Hang in there big guy; get some rest (I know easier said than done); My thoughts are with Maria as she undergoes surgery tomorrow.
John, I think your new lopsided smile is sort of sexy. And, if you add a black eye patch to that, well…… Heidi will not be able to resist you, smiley face or not.
Try the acupuncture. Don’t wait, what have you got to lose? If it works, yippee! And, if it doesn’t, well at least you tried.
Maria,
We will be praying for you and your medical staff.
Ann
Brother John,
Forgive me, work has kept me away for a WEEK and I have had the devil of a time catching up. This is not acceptable and daily blog-reading is a priority as of now!
First and most importantly, my hardest prayers for Maria, and for Susan, and for you and Heidi!!!
I agree with Nanni, your rest must be your priority and your blogger family demand that you take it. You can make up for a blog rest in some magnificent manner that we will think up and let you know :>)
So today I am happily ROFL and tears running down my face from laughter, and how touching you are. You help us all pass the time until our next cruise, you’ve made us all a happy family, and I say here’s to years ahead of the blog thingy!
Seriously now, do what is required and get better soonest.
Love to you and Heidi!
Eva
John, you just go ahead and moan all you want. You probably won’t get any sympathy, but it might make you feel better anyway.
Maybe some pirate jokes will help:
Did you hear about that new pirate movie? It’s rated arrrrrrrrr.
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!!
A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. “How did you end up with a peg leg?” he asks.
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
“Wow!” says the soldier. “What about your hook?”
“Well,” answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.”
“Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?”
“A grapefruit squirted in my eye,” the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?”
“Well,” says the pirate, “it was my first day with the new hook.”
What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.
I am very sorry to hear about your eye…and the series of unfortunate events that seem to be tracking from your illness. I hope you get well soon!
In all seriousness, is there any way we can “stage” a ceremony to name my grandmother godmother of a lifeboat? We will be on board the Splendor’s first sailing from Genoa, so it would be appropriate! It would also be a good surprise for her since she is treating my cousin and I to this trip for our graduation from secondary school. Hopefully we can work something out!
Hope Heidi is doing well!
Warm Regards,
Nico R
Hi John & Heidi:
With all you have going on I commend you for keeping your humor! I hope your back to George Hamilton real soon! We will keep you in our prayers.
I hope our fellow bloggers Maria & Susan heal quickly and are back here blogging away real soon with the rest of us. We will keep also keep you in our prayers!
John, I don’t know a thing about Acupuncture but I know of people that swear by it and have had great results. It’s a good back up plan if the Prednisone doesn’t work. I like the puppy faces you have been making too, but prefer you “happy face” better!
Please Reply:
I do have a question, where would I send a letter to Chris Jefferson. I want to touch bases with him before our cruise and I am not sure where to mail it that I am sure he will actually get the letter. He is a very nice young man and look forward to cruising with him in September having him as our CD, unless you want to send him on vacation and come fill in on our trip. An address is highly appreciated!
Thanks again John!
Susan
Hi John, I am sorry to hear about your condition and hope everything gets back to normal soon. I can only imagine how difficult it must be for you to feel like this and be told to slow down. Thanks for everything you do.
I wanted to say Happy Birthday to the Carnival Freedom, Happy Anniversary to your blog thingy and to tell you how much fun our first cruise was. We set sail on Feb.2, 2008 and had booked a year in advance. My wife said it was meant to be as the Carnival Freedom sailed for the first time on my wife’s birthday, March 5. We were traveling with 14 of our friends and we had the time of our lives. I have been reading your blog from the beginning and even viewing photos and talking to friends and family who have cruised with Carnival before, could not prepare us for the enjoyment and pampering we would receive on board. The ship is truly amazing and the staff are wonderful, from our cabin stewards Amporn and Marcus, bar staff Daewa and Juan and our Posh Dining Room wait staff Lucie and Dragos(who was supposed to go on vacation leave about 2 weeks ago). Being from Canada it was a very nice treat to be in the sun and sand in February and we miss it very much. I just finished clearing snow from my driveway, 21st snow storm this year. I was really hoping to meet you and Heidi on our trip but unfortunately you were on the CD cruise that week and just returned to the Freedom the day after we left. Oh well, we still had a great time with our CD Nortje, and we will definitely be on another Carnival cruise in the future. Maybe our paths will cross then.
Again, I hope you get well soon and keep up the great work you and Heidi do on this blog. I look forward to reading it every morning.
Mike and Michelle Murphy
New Brunswick, Canada
Dear John,
Our prayers are with our fellow bloggers that are undergoing such trials. However my friend, your trials are not trivial. Susan and I worry about your health and well being as well. You must do as requested by the Doctor. Do what you can to rest and heal. The folks you have worked with, supervised, and taught will do you proud as you recuperate!
As for acupuncture, I have a very bad knee. I have arthritis in that knee and it has been operated on twice. Every step I took was painful and had been for several years. I went and had acupuncture treatments for a couple of months three years ago. The pain is gone (knock on wood) and if it every returns it will be off to see the wonderful Chinese Doctor again! My recommendation….Do it and do it right away! What can it hurt?
Please get better……Heidi take a stick to him if he doesn’t comply with Doctors orders! OK…maybe not a stick!
Thinking of you guys….
John and Susan
Hello John,
Please take care of yourself, if you need rest take some, Heidi and the staff can fill in for a few days.
Our prayers are with Maria and Susan, if you have to give up the blog for a week or so do it.
Get well and talk to you soon
Papanh
Good evening Mr. Heald my sick friend. This Bells Palsy seems to give you the same results I had when I had my stroke except not as severe so Mr. Heald, you and I are like true brothers. When I was being taught how to speak again I remember when my wife and I were enjoying our third wedding anniversary in the hospital I wanted to tell her how muich I loved her but all that came out of my mouth was, ” I wuv you ” and we started to laugh. So my friend, laugh at some of the things that might come out of your mouth. You will laugh about them later because I still tell my wife that I wuv her. I know it difficult right now but you have our strength, love and at times our laughter. As far as your medication, I’ve been taking a 11 pills a day for 37 years but thank God I don’t have gas. If I had, my wife definitely would sleep in another room. I’ll be thinking and praying for you but you know, what I really enjoy about you Mr. Heald, even in your difficult time, you still can keep that fantastic humour that abounds at all time in your blog. I enjoyed the photos of you. That’s what I’m talking about, laughter under difficult times. Ciao my friend.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
Hi John,
I do hope you are feeling better and that Heidi is taking good care of you!!
I will anxiously await for news of a QM2 cruise…that sounds amazing, especially as a bloggers’ group.
Take care of yourself–get some rest!!
Hope to see you in Cozumel on the 17th…but only if you are feeling better!!!
John,
Regarding taking a day off when you’re sick…I completely sympathize. My profession requires my full attention, 7 days a week at times, and I am terrible about relegating work to my team. BUT, I’m always impressed with them when I do. I know you have an extraordinary team (from everything I’ve read on your blog and others about you and Carnival), and they’ll have your back for a day if you need it.
From what you have written, I think you need it. Giving in for a day will probably speed your recovery. Just some unsolicited advice from someone who is, ironically, not very good at taking it herself.
Suzanne
John,
My thoughts and prayers are with Maria as she prepares for and goes through her surgery.
And My wishes and prayers are for your healing too! It is hard to give up control and let someone else run the show… But think of your health! You are a wonderful, special man… You NEED to take time, rest, and give your body the chance to heal! Heidi, lock him in the cabin!!! Throw him in the brig!! Make him take time off and heal!
Then, immediately, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, see if the QM2 can/will work for a blogger’s cruise… (If not, we could organize a mini-blogger’s cruise… of course you MUST be there too! It wouldn’t be right without you. Nah, I’m not even going to think that way!!) With you, all things are possible. (…Wow, your status has been elevated!!!) BUT FIRST GET HEALTHY!!!!!
Heidi, my sister lives in Den Hauge, before that Utrecht. It gives us a home base when we travel. I still have family in Odense, Denmark, too.
NOW JOHN, GO REST!!!!!
Regards,
Lambie
John,
I know you are not feeling well…and for this I am sincerely sorry and hopeful that you are well soon. But I must tell you, that the opening paragraphs of this blog almost made me pee my pants! You are just too blessed funny for words!
Our Princess Susan will be going home tomorrow and will hopefully be back to blogging soon. If she finds out that you are not resting and taking care of yourself, you will be in a heapful of trouble. I have seen this woman angry once, when a certain other princess that shall remain nameless (L*ura) tried to steal Lance from princess susan. Let’s just say it was about as pretty as a frenchmen’s underarm.
Stay well!
elaine
John,
It hard at times to let other people do what you do best,but this is the time. You have a great crew that can get the job done!!!! You must get the rest so your body can heal . Hope you get well very soon!!!! TONY AND KELLEY VANCE
John..So sorry about your face problem. My friend had this problem on her first cruise, but she was a trooper like you and didn’t let it hold her back. When I first saw her with this, I couldn’t believe she was still up to going on the cruise. It was awful,so you have my sympathy, but it will be gone soon. I can’t imagine having a job like yours where everyone expects you to be in good humor all the time. You have every right to have your cranky times. We’re hear to listen and appreciate all that you do. May good health return to you soon. Regards from Texas
Hi, John,
It’s me, Myra Bushnell, commenting under my new WordPress name “mickeyspal.” As you know, Big Ed kindly helped me figure out how to get my picture to show up with my comments. I checked the last blog to be sure, and there it is. Yea!!! Thanks, again Big Ed.
I join everyone in prayer for Maria and Susan. A friend of mine will be undergoing a mastectomy March 28 and I know how scary breast cancer (any cancer) can be. Maria and her health care professionals will be in all our prayers.
I noticed several comments above that Big Ed says Susan is going home tomorrow. Is that Susan B from the auto accident? If so, wow! From a three day coma to home in…what? A week? That is wonderful news. Answered prayers, friends!
You, sir, really need to take Nanni’s words to heart and consider a break from the blog for at least a few days. You could be sleeping instead of doing this for maybe a week and then perhaps you’ll be all better. We don’t want to contribute to your stress. We can keep writing to you…just adding good wishes to one blog until you feel fit as a fiddle once again.
As you so colorfully pointed out, you can “take” an awful lot, but you’re only human even if St. John is one of your nicknames. Please, please get some rest before you do some permanent damage to your person.
As always, best wishes to both you and Heidi,
Myra
Don John,
Had to give you a new name – the second picture of you and Eddie Capone.. you look a lot like Don Corleone – ready to ask for a favor.
Sorry you’re having a tough time still.. keep your chin up, and your drool off of it.
I think a blogger’s cruise on Cunard could be quite interesting. I’ve not yet sailed Cunard. So it might be fun to become a Cunarder. Sounds like a duck— but better than going to Paris and becoming a Parisite.
Most certainly would want you to keep me advised so we could bring along a group from CruiseMates.
Before you leave the ship I do have a couple of requests for you to pass on from me to Todd for our CruiseMates group on the crossing cruise, but I’ll send those along later, before you leave the ship. (Thanks in advance
.
Give Heidi a hug for me. Just don’t spit on her.
Regards,
Kuki
CruiseMates.com
An update From Susan’s son Jeremy
Mom is doing ok, she’s in a lot of pain, but is dying to get out of the hospital (sorry, got my sence of humor from mom). She isn’t herself, but she’s doing alright. We have been reading all the messages to her, but we do not know how to get to John’s blog. Could you please send me a link? I enjoy reading her emails. LOL. CAT scan came out great, the swelling is down and she is getting more and more feeling in her legs. I know she just appreciates the messages. Monday will probably be a hard day for mom because I will be going back to work. I just can’t wait till all the swelling and bruises go away so she looks like herself again.
Jeremy
Posted for Jeremy from a Email
BIG ED
John,
Please do not feel bad about feeling bad. Your friends will understand, and if they dont… bugger to them.
I hope that you get better soon but remember, you will never be as ugly as Mark Price!
On a side note, we had a blast with Mark and the Conquest staff in Januray. Great group of folks and made us feel that we were the only ones on board that week. You trained them well!
Hi John
I am so sorry about your battle with Bell’s Palsy. Working in a hospital for the past 20+ yrs, I have seen it more than once. It will eventually clear, but the acupuncture supposedly does work. Maybe you should try that.
I loved the pictures of Eddie Capone. I had an encounter with him a couple of years ago. We were on the Inspiration with a friends and family group. During the late night comedy show, he was heckling with my neighbor. What a hoot he is. Once we got to the airport in Tampa, waiting for our flight, who walks up and talks to us…none other than Eddie himself. He sat with us for over an hour and we had our own private show right there at the airport. He is a great person and in our conversation, realized that we had been on some of the same ships when he was a CD.
I hope you feel better soon. Maybe you should take a few days to recover. Take care and give my best to Heidi.
Gloria aka Sue
Hi John;
I tried looking at the screen with one eye. I lasted 35 seconds. Thanks for continuing to blog despite your affliction. Go for the acupuncture, its not as far-out as you might think. Good luck and good health.
Craig
Excellent news… I passed it onto the group.
Thanks again!
BL
John,
In spite of it all, everything you are currently going through, YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! You continue to make us laugh with your witty sense of humor–I know you want me to spell that humour–but my fingers have a tough time typing that! But, the nurse in me is insisting that you do what the doctor ordered, and REST, REST, REST!!! We all rely on you too much, and you can only continue to be here for us if you rest and get better. I know it will practically kill you to allow someone else to try to fill your shoes, but you need to do it. People will understand! Take Care My Friend!
Sheryl
MARIA,
I know that you are probably very scared, nervous, and apprehensive right about now, but think positive thoughts, trust your surgeon, and believe in your heart that you can, and will, fight this battle and WIN!!! We all want to see you on the bloggers cruise next year, leading all of us, on a walk around the deck, in the “Walk On Deck For The Cure”. You, Southern Dreams, and all the rest of the bloggers who have walked the walk that you are now taking, need to be there to lead the rest of us! My thoughts and prayers are with you as you go to surgery tomorrow.
Sheryl
John
I can’t imagine how frustrated you must be with your Bells Palsy. I cruised with you once and have enjoyed a year of laughter reading your blog. You may feel you are not up to your usual standard, but I know your 50% is still hilarious and your passengers and blog fans are still having a blast. For what its worth, I’m a huge fan of acupuncture especially when combined with traditional “western” medicine. Please rest and follow the Dr’s advice!!
I am sending warm thoughts for a speedy recovery to you and Maria.
John,
I have no idea how you do all that you do and still manage to find a spot of humor in it all. I hope the Bell’s Palsy goes away soon and you’re back to feeling like your normal self. Thank you for continuing to blog even throughout all of this; your dedication to this, as well as your job, is admirable. Every cruise line should be so lucky to have someone like yourself in their employ.
All the best & a speedy recovery -
-Aaron
Hi John
I have been lurking on your blog for a while now, and look forward to starting my day here in Moscow by reading your latest entry. Congratulations on one year!
I sailed on the Carnival Liberty in August 2006 for a Mediterranean cruise (the same cruise as Howie Mandel was on, if you remember it) – a super time!
Coming up in April I will be sailing on the Carnival Liberty again, for the Western Caribbean itinerary. I am not usually into shore excursions but there are a couple of unique stops on this cruise and I am wondering what the best recommendations are for excursions?
Costa Rica
Panama
Cozumel
Thanks!
Jeff
Hi John,
I am so glad to see you have not lost your sense of humor. You always make the best of a bad situation. I truly admire you for that. Here’s hoping you will have a speedy recovery.
I just loved the picture with your crooked smile. I think you look kinda sexy (sorry Heidi).
You asked I put my request in one posting so…My husband and I will be on the Freedom on March 22, 2008. We would like a table for two. We will be in Cabin 9288.
Thank you very much for taking care of this for me.
Michelle & Tom
Take care John and do as the Dr. and Heidi tell you to. I can’t imagine juggling all the aspects of your job on a good day, let alone dealing with all the whiners and complainers! Then throw in Bell’s Palsy, and I’d probably hurt someone…
Hang in there, and remember my motto: “Don’t let the bastards get you down!” I TRY to live by that…it just doesn’t always happen!
Good morning John & Heidi,
You really are having a rough time of it, aren’t you? And yet, you’re still doing your same wonderful job. Yes, go for the acupuncture.
My thoughts are with you, Susan and Maria.
Question – any updates for the Dream’s itinerary yet? It seems a lot of the other cruise lines (some of Carnival’s family too) have already posted 2009 cruises. If the Dream will be in the Caribbean (or maybe out of NY ???????), I want to be there.
Feel good.
Hugs,
Carol
Hi John: Poor baby, wish I could kiss the boo boo and it would go away! I agree with Nanni, you need complete bed rest, no CD’ing, No Blogging, etc. I am sure someone on that BIG ship can do your job for a few days. We all want you well, and up and at em’ soon! So take care of yourself!
Good news about Susan B. Please know she is in all of our prayers daily!
Thanks Big Ed for keeping us informed! You are a GOOD friend to so many!
Heidi: Keep that man of yours under lock and key! If all else fails try the accupuncture-couldn’t hurt! I am sure it will be a lot less painful than Fatima’s wrath!
Keep the faith my friend, and you will be healed in no time! We all love you, so get well soon! Linda
To Maria Connie Coelho,
Dear Maria, I have had you in my prayers ever since I read your letter on John’s blog a few days ago. My prayers are continuing as you go into surgery in the morning and in the days ahead as you start the treatments to rid your body of this cancer.
I am a 15 year survivor. One day you will say the same.
Please let us hear from you and let us know how you are doing.
Carolyn
Dear John, Do try the acupuncture! Larry did it for a shoulder problem and it did help. (I tried it for migraines and it didn’t help after three sessions and the “doctor” said not to waste my money on any more. Nice of him.) But do try it as it will probably work for you and there is absolutely no pain involved.
Also, you really do need to rest more but I know how difficult that must be. Just working with one eye can be so tiring -let alone all the things you must deal with. I’m sure all the bloggers would understand if you skipped a few days. We’d hate it, but we would understand. Take care. Jeri
Hey John, What is Heidi going to do with you? I have a good idea. Remember the vacation you were talking about taking? Maybe this is the time you need to take some sick time and go somewhere, relax, forget about being the CD, and let someone else take over for a week or however long it takes to get well. Your health is more important than working.
That is a great picture of Heidi and Mr. sexy. Hi Heidi……… you need a vacation away from all of the work also.
Tell Carnival that Big Ed’s Evil Crewe are all recommending it……. lol
John, I know you didn’t ask my opinion, but a blogger’s cruise on the QM2 would be so expensive that we could do 2 cruises on a Carnival ship. I know that I would be depressed if there was a bloggers cruise and we weren’t with you, but I can’t justify spending that kind of money for one cruise. I haven’t asked Don his opinion, I’m sure he would say “It doesn’t matter, whatever you want to do”…sigh I know his main gripe would be driving in NY traffic getting to the port.
If you do have this cruise on QM2, would you please consider having another one out of the states on a Carnival ship for the ones of us that don’t want to go on QM2 or can not afford it ?????
Hang in there John and get well soon.
Carolyn
John,
I mailed an Easter basket to you and Heidi on Tuesday to the PO Box that you advised; hopefully you will be receiving it by this weekend and it will cheer you up. Please let me know when it arrives if possible.
I can definitely sympathize with you regarding taking various medications all at one time. I developed what I thought was a simple cold, but I am now up to 7 prescriptions and have a really bad ear infection….certain noise decibels really touch my ears off…I was shopping in WalMart the other day and this squeaky shopping card was no friend to my ears!!!
My thoughts and prayers are with Susan & Maria and their families during this difficult time.
Get well soon John….
Linda
John,
I wish you a speedy recovery from this Bell’s Palsy. Go for the acupuncture !! and REST!
You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Debs
John,
After looking at those last two pictures, there is absolutely no reason to complain. You’re a splitting image of Marlon Brando. Forget George Hamilton. (how many women really dig him anyway??) Not me.
I hear your frustration, but follow doctor’s orders and you’ll have a quicker recovery. I know…..being a funny man is a 24 hour job. Hang in there.
Dear John-
Thank you for answering my questions about Destiny! We’re so looking forward to this trip! We fell in love on a cruise, so it makes sense to celebrate our marriage on one! We plan to do this often, so I’m sure we’ll find our way onto the same ship you’re on at some point!
I’m sorry you’re still not feeling well. Do try the acupuncture. It can’t hurt, and it just might help. And, as difficult as it is, you do need to get some rest so your body has time to heal.
If all else fails, go for the kung pao chicken. Have an extra serving for me!
Hugs and love from Hilton Head, SC!!
John, Pat just wanted me to tell you again thank you for the thingy you gave her on the bloggers cruise. She uses your thingy to cool here down when she is having hot flashes. But the sight of your thingy in the middle of the night scares me to death. Looking up from my nice soft pillow to see in red lights “JOHN’S BLOG THINGY” flashing would turn anybodies shorts brown. Next time make your thingy rechargeable all those batteries are costing to much.
BIG ED
Please reply:
I had to laugh at the strait jacket! Does that mean that your room will soon be fitted with padded walls and we will see you wondering on deck singing “they are coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!”?
As for improvements I wait with baited breathe! Will they post them somewhere on the Carnival webpage or will we be getting them from you?
Since I am a fitness buff with bad knees~ do any of the ships have 24 hours fitness centers? I was pretty bummed that Freedom had such limited hours that I could hit the gym. 6am to 8pm or 10pm some nights. With all the fun stuff to do during those hours the last thing I wanted to do was miss something by working out, but alas I am addicted to the elliptical and with my knees attempting to run on the track is not a viable option. Any knowledge would be appreciated.
If you do get the black eye patch you will need to post a picture!
OK, I have seen many posting on this thing with lamb. So I have to ask what exactly is the thing with lamb? Are you allergic? Or was there a funny experience? Personally I like lamb. When it IS lamb not mutton. Charlie was raised on a sheep farm and his dad still has it, it is fun to go out in the spring and see all the little lambs running around. We also get some to eat once in awhile when his dad ships one to slaughter.
Also I am having one of my moments. I have searched a little on the jobs site of carnival but am not sure where it falls. If one is interested in just being part of the wait staff where does that lie? The only other thing I am interested in Karaoke host. Since I love to sing and it would be an awesome experience to host it for a period of time. Any info would be appreciated.
Nope, you haven’t changed at all, you are still as handsome as you were then
Good luck with the Acupuncture. I have a saying, I will try almost anything once. Acupuncture would definitely be something to try. As for the sucking on Bat droppings to relive back ache or drinking crushed Tiger penis I think that I might pass on those.
Everyone gets negative once in awhile. Right now I am pretty negative about my job, but everyday I come in saying “I will be positive, I will be positive” sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. And there are a ton of other aspects of my life that are pretty darn positive. Right now you have some pretty crappy stuff happening and you have every right to be a little down. Being sick and all that you mentioned above, but you also have a lot of good stuff as well. I am glad that not only do you have Heidi to vent to you have all of us. You have a tough job and you do it very well, as everyone here can attest to. I am glad that we have the ability to help you get back up. So here is a pat on the back to you and yours (Heidi, Stephanie, Roberto, etc, etc) for keeping up this blog, with all it’s good and bad. And here is a pat on the back to everyone on the blog for being there for everyone else when we need it. Delegate man! I know it is hard, but everyone gets sick, and hey you getting a whole shipload of people sick along with you would suck…….
newsfromsteph – HELP! I read that you need to create a wordpress account. I went to their webpage and I can’t figure out how to create one without creating my own blog! Is that true? Or is there somewhere else that you can set up an account? And if you do have an account (which I may or may have not figured out how to create) how does it pick up that you are logged in? Just what you wanted to be tech support right
newsfromsteph
I figured it out after 30 minutes of monkeying with it! This is my first post so we shall see how it all panned out.
Thanks!
Hi John,
I wanted to tell to to make sure that you do your facial exercises to keep your muscles firm and tone! Also, I wam sailing on the Carnival Libeerty in July with 16 other people and I was wondering if there is any way that we can all be seated at two large tables instead of three smaller ones. perhaps a table of 8 and one of 9? noone seems to really care about my request, and last time we were split up all over the dining room. Too bad we cant have 1 large table? If you can help me please let me know!
Feel better soon, you look wonderful!
lindsey
I hesitate to bring this up, but…
One of my friends went to an an acupuncturist to get over her fear of needles as she was about to have to get a shot every day for in vitro baby making. The acupuncturist recommended some herbal stuff for her hubby. They declined and went the medical route. $10,000 later, they had a baby.
The second time, they went with the acupuncturist’s recommendation. $10 later, they had a baby.
So, trust your acupuncturist.
Hi John:
Sorry you’re going through this but don’t worry, you are still as handsome now as you were back then! Hang in there
Please consider acupuncture. If done by a reputable practitioner I believe it can sometimes help. I can attest to the fact it brought back my taste and smell after surgery and anesthesia left me without those senses.
Dear Heavenly Father,
I pray for John who is suffering so. Please use this experience to bring him closer to you. Heal him Lord, as he is a wonderful person, who gives hope to all of us. Please give hope to him. In Jesus name I pray.
Cindy Bruce(Buffalo)
Bonjour, mon copain blogging blessé.
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ok, just kidding … Native Texan here, not a drop of the frenchy blood in me. Just yankin’ your chain…. trying to get that goofy grin.
This is my first comment to you, although I’ve been enjoying this blog for a while. I’m taking my first cruise EVER 03.30.08 on the Conquest, and fortunately found Cruise Critics, which lead me to your blog, which now has lead me to book for my 2nd cruise, Bloggers cruise Feb ’09…. whew!
My thoughts and prayers are with Maria, Susan and just like all of us bloggy thing readers….. you too, mate!
Thanks for all you do, but do us a favor will ya?
Stop!!!! Rest!!!! Starting right NOW!!!!
This isn’t just a “saying.” If you can’t stop because you love what you do or you feel the responsibility, consider this:
Without proper rest you may be away much longer than needed & how responsible would that be?
Bugger, I think Heidi has somehow taken over my hands and is making me type this… ahhhhh!!
I just wanted to say hello & introduce myself… now I have this sudden urge to throw something… AT YOU!!!
So stop, shut off the computer and take a lie down. We will ALL be here when you get back.
I promise.
Andrea in Texas
PS That vacation thing might not be such a bad idea… ok ok, stop it Heidi….
Hi John/Heidi:
Thank you for the kind words of appreciation. I don’t post on here looking for compliments or anything but its so wonderful to hear from you.
Thinking of Susan and Maria as they go through procedures.
I hope things start improving for you soon. Accupuncture may not be such a bad thing for you. If it relieves some pressure, it may help you a lot.
Cheer up and thanks again,
David
Dear John,
So sorry to hear that you’re suffering with that damn problem. Acupuncture or not, you should be starting to feel better relatively soon. We got back a few weeks ago from a wonderful cruise on the Destiny. I guess Skip Lyons was at the CD meeting with all the rest of you. Darcy Kneivel, however, did a great job. We thoroughly enjoyed our week in the Caribbean. The air was pure and clean. I hear that has changed somewhat recently.
Get well real soon.
Regards,
Diane and Rich Sexton
Hi Sexy!!!
Your mouth could be on the side of your head, and us women will still drool!!!
Love ya, Paula Baker
Get Well Soon!!!!! Hope to see you reaaal soon!!
Dear John:
I was advised to have acupuncture, also, but I’m waiting for you to go first so you can let me know what to expect.
I agree with the advice to take care of yourself . . . rest is very important. You know how many friends you have around the world and know that you are being prayed for in all our hearts, churches, synagogues and mosques.
Love and prayers,
Joko Joan
Wow! Seeing your picture with Eddie Capone sure brought back memories. I sailed on the Holiday in ’86 with Gary Hunter as the CD and Eddie, (before social host days), was comedian, bingo caller, hairy chest contest host, etc. He was a riot! I had no idea he was performing. Do you think he’ll be on the Freedom for my sailing the first week of April?? I know we’ll miss having you as our CD, but I’d love to catch his show.
Take care of yourself, John…give your body a chance to heal…it’s telling you something. (And from the sound of it, it’s a profane message!)
Kathy (and Dave)
Is it possible to attend the naming of Carnival Splendor at Dover in July.
Are tickets available.
We are booked and ready to sail on the February, 2009 Bloggers cruise to Cozumel and Progreso. Maybe we can add a few more things to the “bucket list”. Are you in John?
Both Kathleen and I laughed soooo hard on this last cruise with you she was telling everyone she met in the hallways (while I was hanging onto the walls with legs crossed) that I was incontinent. At one point, we were laughing so hard someone came along and took our picture while we were hanging over the staircase, red in the face, legs crossed (again)trying to catch our breath. What a sight for sore eyes. In the glass elevators, we were pretending to be go-go girls (from the 60′s) dancing in our cages. What cheap entertainment for everyone watching,,,,,especially the people in the lobby during tea time. Whew! Nonetheless,,,,,,wherever Kathleen and I go, we always manage to laugh til we cry, forget our ages and have a good time. We might be getting old, but we don’t have to BE old. Thank goodness I’ll never see those people again!
Hope your resting and getting better. We can’t imagine our next cruise without you. It’s because of YOU we booked again!
Jeanette
Bucket List Lady
John, thank you for posting my letter on your blog. The wife was very excited to see it and has saved it for future “blackmail”.
Well other than you being labeled a racist and a monkey killer, I must say that you were the highlight of the cruise. We have already started planning our next cruise on Splendor so that we can sail with you again. As the letter said, this was our first cruise and we will remember it forever and I can’t even tell you how awesome the entire experience was. I hope you know that the “Mr. Bells” did not affect your sense of humor and we still loved every minute that we got to spend with you. Have fun with the Spring Breakers this week! Take care and get feeling better. -Philip