I went to see the doctor this morning to see if Mr. Bell was any closer to packing his bag and returning to the land of garlic and that is when I met Peter Edwards from Des Moines, Iowa.
Good morning everyone. It is now 7:30pm and the ship is docked in Cozumel. The weather (more about that later) was beautiful once again and everyone has had a great time. ………………except Peter Edwards………….whom as a blog reader himself has given me permission to talk about.
Why was he in the infirmary?…………….Let me give you a clue. He is as red as the smokestack and his legs look like mine used after I once put loads of pop rocks candy in the cats litter tray and my dad gave my legs the good news with his slipper. His arms, stomach and, worst of all, his back were on fire and so strong was the heat emanating from him that I was tempted to shove an egg and a few rashers of bacon on him and have breakfast.
Peter had become victim to one of the most common reasons why people visit the ships infirmary…………..sunburn…………and this case was bad. So bad, in fact, that Peter was being given proper medicine and not just told to rub some of that green slug slime you often see people applying. I chatted with Peter who told me that yesterday at sea he had fallen asleep for a “few hours” on Lido deck and during the night he had been sick and, of course, the fever and pains that come with human barbecues.
So, Peter has spent the day in bed being cared for by his fiancé Sheila who I am sure once Peter says “I feel better” will administer her own form of medicine for having her miss a day in Cozumel……………………something tells me though that Peter and the Sun will not be close for many years to come.
I was chatting with Doc Dave today and talking about sunburn cases and he said something that surprised me. The Doc said that some of his “colleagues” back home believe that all cruise ship doctors treat is sunburn and sea sickness………….I couldn’t believe my ears………………well one of them as the left one is where Mr. Bell is staying and I can hear bugger all out of that one.
That really did surprise me though and of course that statement couldn’t have been further from the truth. Yes, they do see people like Peter and yes they do have people who come down and want something to stop them feeling unwell when the ship may encounter rough seas………………oh yes……………..and they also see………..people with serious pre-existing medical conditions and treat every kind of illness and injury that a medium-sized town’s hospital would.
There are 3,500 people onboard the ship and that means they bring with them their problems and of course as you will have seen in previous blogs that they have saved lives…………many times.
The Love Boat didn’t help as the most serious thing the doctor there ever treated was a case of love sickness but I can tell you that every week around the world a cruise ship infirmary team somewhere will save a life………………pure and simple.
Of course, they also look after the crew in so many ways and as sailors it is comforting to know that you have professionals onboard who will always be there for us.
Many of you…………..and I hope all of you………..will never have to meet these ladies and gentlemen but today you should know that cruise ship medical facilities and the professionals who run them have never been better ……………. saying that he still hasn’t managed to tell Mr. Bell to bugger off.
I will check in on Peter tomorrow and we all send him our best…………he is available for hire should anyone need their homes heated.
I am going to post a few photos now of some of the Cruise Directors. Many of you seem to like to know who is on what ship so I though this may help. I will slap on a few more later in the week.
First of all here is the lovely and talented Shawn Bussey who is currently on the Carnival Spirit. Shawn’s favorite hobby is collecting tropical fish and she has a huge tank of them in her cabin. If anyone wants to bring her a fish I am sure she would love that and respond in kind.
Next up we have Butch Begovitch who is one of our newest Cruise Directors. He is currently serving on the Carnival Fantasy. His dance classes are legendary and although still new at the job will become a star of our future.
Here is Steve Knisley who is the Cruise Director on the Carnival Liberty. Steve has been blessed with a great sense of humour and is a firm favorite with many of our guests.
Finally today here is my mate Chris Jefferson. He is on the Carnival Valor and as anyone who has sailed with him will tell you he is very funny and his dry British sense of humour is hilarious. This is one of the reasons he has become one of our top Cruise Directors.
Here are some random photos from today in Cozumel.
Cozumel Coca Cola
The Mexican flag
A Mexican drug store
The new pier looking good
The Liberty sailing away
On we go as I try and play catch up with comments and questions. Today is one of those days where I will have to answer ones that have direct questions ……. please forgive me as I have a show in an hour and tomorrow is a busy day at sea.
Here we go.
DAN B……………………….……Thank you for the laugh, I never thought to say that and wish now that I had done. Cheers mate.
LUIS AND MARIA TORRES…..Thank you for saying Happy St. Patrick’s Day and for the link, which was excellent. I am glad to see you have a good Irish last name. All the best, thanks for reading the blog thingy.
TOM BURKE…………………….I did not know that about Hugh Laurie. The boat race I remember is the one where the Cambridge boat sank. It was the only time I was really interested. I wanted to say thank you for your kind words and I hope you continue to read the blog thingy.
LOIS SLAPTHEBACKOFTHEIRLEGSSKI………I wish you had been here to do that to those kids. Hope all is well Lois. We both miss you.
JERI GREEN……………………Your question was: “How can I continue to be so polite?” I admit, it is hard but I have found that kindness and a big smile in times like the Kentucky kids were screaming at me, is the best form of defense. However, there are times when I feel like taking off my nametag and inserting my foot in their bottoms. Thank you again and I do hope you continue to enjoy the blog.
MICHELLE AND TOM………..I will still be on board all day March 22. I will be walking around the ship showing some people the vessel. I am sure you will run in to me. I certainly hope so. Heidi and I send our best to you. Have a fantastic cruise.
CRUISIN BRIAN………………You asked if there were going to be many 18-25 year olds when you cruise next week. The majority of children will be just that……..younger kids and not so many Spring Breakers. I hope you have a fantastic time and I do hope that when you get back, you will catch up on the blogs. Cheers mate.
RB GATES……………. You and many others, it seems, are deeply concerned about the plight of the lady with the green hair. Following her letter and our conversation I arranged for her to have a complimentary hair emergency operation in the Spa. Our professional stylist did a wonderful job and, although there was a touch of green/grey highlights, you could never tell, unless you were really close. Apparently, you should never go in a swimming pool or Jacuzzi after having dyed your hair………who knew? I really should inform people of this……actually, no I won’t, it’s too much fun. Thanks mate, hope all is well with you and your hair.
SANDRA……………………….You asked if the Carnival Pride has a large movie screen and/or will she receive one during her dry dock period. Unfortunately, the big screens are reserved only for the Destiny and Conquest class ships and will not be placed on the Spirit class. Please let me know if you have any other questions and I remain at your service.
JERI GREEN…………………You asked if somebody will be able to send a copy of my blog to Rick Pitino, the basketball coach. I have actually asked PA 007 to see if they can research a way to get this done. I am sure he will be upset to read how badly behaved his Godson was, especially to some of our female employees. I will let you know if I ever hear back from him. Thanks mate.
SHELLY………………..……..You asked how long I will be on the Carnival Splendor. I do not have an exact sign-off date, however, it will be sometime in December. I am looking forward to starting a new ship, however, the thing I am looking forward to the most is when Mr. Bell returns to France. I hope you have a great week and the best from us both.
BIG ED…….Great advice but given far too late. You could have saved me many visits to the dog house. You asked me if I had heard anything from Maria and I still have not. I know she will be fine and I really hope we hear from her soon. Please send our best to Mrs. Big Ed who looks lovely in anything. Cheers mate.
LOOKINGFORWARDTOTHESMOKEFREECARNIVALLIBERTYANDSHOCKINGJOHNANDDIANE……..I agree mate. Let me know if this is what you want to do nearer the time. We will put the plan into action. Cheers.
LINDA HERNACKI…………Linda, you asked if I will ever come back to do Caribbean cruising. I am not sure what is happening next year. I will tell you that the plan is for me to definitely be the Cruise Director for the crossing back to the States of the Carnival Splendor and the special two- and four-day cruises that are taking place before the ship begins 7-day Caribbean service. I certainly hope that somehow, we can find a way for us to be on a ship together at the same time. Thank you for the kind wishes and our best to you and Mike.
EVA B………………………..You asked about the Carnival Dream. At this time there is little I can tell you except she is due to be delivered from the shipyard in Trieste in October 2009. As far as her itinerary, I have no news on this and when I do, I will make sure I share it with all of you. I look forward to seeing you in July and let me know if there is anything I can do for you.
SPIDER….……You asked about the port of Barcelona and what to do there. We have some fantastic tours. Most of which center around the work of Gaudi. You must see the Sagrada de la Familia cathedral and his other unique architectural wonders. These can be visited on the Barcelona Highlights Tour. The other option is to visit my favorite place, Montserrat. Built high up in the mountains, you arrive by train at one of the most peaceful spots in the world and view the famous cathedral. You can also visit Las Ramblas, which is the heartbeat of Barcelona and you have free time for this after the Barcelona Highlights Tour. Let me know if you need anything else and I am here for you. Cheers.
LAUREN…………………….Yep, you asked for me to confirm and the answer is….900 children on board. Thanks Lauren, wish you were here.
ALAN D……………………..I am glad your wife appreciated the birthday wishes, it was my pleasure. Let me answer your questions. The best time to board the ship is between noon and 1 pm. Although on occasion, embarkation does start at 11 am, more often than not we start later, between 11:30 am and noon. Arriving at noon means you check in and walk straight on board. If the rooms are not ready you just relax on the open decks and enjoy lunch and a cocktail. That’s what I would do anyway. You can rent tuxedos on board. You can do this on embarkation day and there is no need to pre-book but as Big Ed showed you at his posting, you are able to do so, if you wish. Confirming your dining reservation is always difficult and we are presently not able to do this. We always do our best to provide guests with their preferred seating choice; however, this is not always possible. I will tell you that late seating is more popular in general than early so I do not expect you to have any concerns. Have a wonderful cruise and all the best.
LISA…………………………Thank you for posting again and thank you for all your kind get well wishes. You asked when Carnival will release the 2009 summer and fall schedules. This will be soon. Most likely in the next couple of months. If I hear anything in advance I will of course let you know. Thank you again Lisa and thanks for reading the blog.
SANDY………………………I really wanted to do a dedication for your friends, however, they are not showing as being on board. Is it definitely this week? Are there names Scott and Heather Dery? Please confirm and I can take care of them. Cheers.
TERESA C..…You asked what pop socks were. They are socks made of the same material like tights, just shorter (above the ankle). I would take a photo of Heidi in them but that would involve me spending a life sentence with the Dogs. Mr. Bell is still with me and I hope he leaves soon. Thank you Teresa. All the best.
KICIASKI………………….No, Mr. Bell is still with me……..bugger. I asked, as you requested, for the demographics of the Carnival Sensation’s 3-day cruise in March. Most of the kids will have returned to school, however, there are still just under 300 sailing. You may encounter the last remains of Spring Break but I am sure you and George will have a wonderful time. Please can you e-mail me your cabin number? Many thanks and Heidi and I look forward to our next time together on board.
ADAM GUIZDALA……….Adam, please don’t feel the need to apologize for your fellow Spring Breakers. The majority were wonderful and just like yourself, had a fantastic time. I have passed on your thanks to all those who you mentioned, especially PYARE, the pizza chef, who as you mentioned, was treated so badly by the Kentucky students. As to your words for me, I am deeply grateful and I wish you much success in your chosen career. I hope you find time in your studies to take a pause and read the blog and my best to everyone at the University of Michigan. Cheers mate.
CRUISING SUE………….I will be posting daily blogs from the Emerald Princess. We are both excited to experience this fantastic vessel and hopefully the review will help your clients. Many thanks for your continued support of the blog thingy. Cheers!
ELLEN…………………….I am glad the highlight of your cruise was me in my dress as Dolly. I have not had a 10-year-old fan before and I thank you so much for saying I am a celebrity. I am glad also that you said the dress does not make me look fat. A kid’s slot machine for the arcade is a great idea and instead of paying money, like we do for mummy and daddy, we could pay with chocolate or toys. It’s a great idea and maybe when you are older you could be a Cruise Director. I think you are my youngest blogger and that makes you very special. Please say hello to your mum and dad and thank them for bringing you on the cruise. Please write to me soon. Bye!
KEVIN…………………….Thank you for offering mate to be spending some time in the kitchen on the Bloggers Cruise, I think it is a great idea. Especially if you are cooking Spotted Dick. Cheers mate.
MATT………………………Hello Matt. I hope this blog catches you before you sail on the Carnival Imagination on Thursday. I wish I would have the time to meet you for that sugar free dessert but my schedule does not allow for this treat, however, I hope you will find the time to pass on my regards to Jorge, the Cruise Director and tell him to stop telling all my jokes. Many thanks mate, have a great cruise and please write when you get back.
GREG B…The CruiseCritic and CruiseMates boards certainly have been a huge part of the success of this blog. You asked what the next milestone will be. Well, I just hope that people keep reading and as long as they do, I will do my best to keep the blog fresh and entertaining. As always Greg, it is an honor to write to you and please send my kindest regards to everyone at CruiseCritic.com
CAROL SCHOENBERGER..You asked Carol if I will be the Cruise Director on the Carnival Dream. Although I cannot say for definite just yet, that is the plan. When I read people want to cruise based on, if I am on the ship or not, I feel very humbled and truly honored. Thank you Carol and I hope we will be together very soon. All the best, please write soon.
RUTH JAMISON……………Hello Ruth. You asked about the 2009 Mediterranean cruises. The Carnival Freedom will sail to the Grand Med and Greece and Turkey from Civitavecchia while the Carnival Liberty will sail from Dover to the Baltic. The Blue Mosque is a must see, hopefully this time your husband will get a change to witness this incomparable place. Thanks Ruth and all the best.
TERESA AND PAUL B…….You asked for my recommendations for tours in Cozumel and Ocho Rios. Can you give me an idea of the kind of activity you enjoy? (swimming, snorkeling or island tours etc.) This will enable me to recommend the best ones for you. Thanks to you both and I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.
STEVE_PAUL……………….I am glad you have posted for the first time and although you didn’t have a question, I wanted to say thank you for joining us here on the blog and I hope I get to read a few more postings from you in the weeks ahead. Welcome and my best to you and your family.
MARK TWAIN AND A HALF……..Thank you for the five bottles of Windex rating. Let me know if I ever get that again. Cheers mate.
I am going to stop there and will answer all the comments and questions tomorrow. Please forgive me if I didn’t answer yours today but I read all of them and appreciate very much the kind words and fun comments.
I would like you to meet Andrew and Megan Ewing.
I met these great people last night. Andrew worked as a Bartender on the one and only Queen Elizabeth 2 and his is a true love story. It was while he was working there that he met Megan Scripps whose family were and still are true Cunaders. Megan was a regular passenger on the vessel and had literally grown up on the vessel. She was known by all the crew especially these who had been around a long time and watched her change from a young 5 year old to a beautiful woman. They fell in love instantly Andrew told me but due to the strict rules and regulations onboard theirs was a forbidden love. So strong was their passion that Andrew left his position and they recently got married and as you can see have a new addition to the family. Megan told me that her family recently bid on a Cunard auction and bought the original Captain’s chair which now sits proudly in their home. This is another example of the fact that you never know who is onboard………and another example of a true ocean romance.
I just returned from the show where my mate and great comedian Al Ernst performed. When I walked out on stage I was confronted by a sea of green as all the proud Irish folks celebrated St. Patrick’s Day. They had decided not just to celebrate by wearing the national colour but also by keeping up the national pastime of drinking…………..a lot.
So it was that as I started the show the heckling began with a very happy man close to the front who shouted something in a language called drunkanese. I had no idea what he was saying and I was about to say something when his wife or partner took care of the situation for me. She was lady of rounded proportions and with the whole audience looking on she clamped her very large hand over his mouth and to our amazement took her over hand and twisted his ear until it was nearly as red as our poor sunburn victim Peter.
Now, this was done in full view of 1,000 people who were focused on Mr. Drunkanese and now watched as with this lady used her Ninja skills to subdue him. Some of the audience applauded and I simply said on the microphone that we have (just like the airlines) show marshals secretly hidden around the lounge and that she was one of them. I was going to take this a bit further and have more fun with this couple but my sixth sense seemed to tell me she was in no mood and if I pushed this any further I may be subjected to the same punishment that had Mr. Drunkanese in such pain and humilation……so I said nothing.
I heard nothing more from him during the show but I did sense that many of the audience had been sampling the delights of Cozumel’s margaritas. So, it was time to take some of that energy out of them and therefore we did the Mexican wave and 1,000 people did it perfectly…………….it was quite a sight.
The only person who didn’t do it was Mr. Drunkanese who would have found it difficult considering he had 300 pounds of wife dragging him out of the showroom as we did it……..I wouldn’t want to be him as having a few extra beers was about to result in pain and agony from hands the size of tennis rackets.
After the show I met Al and I walked around the ship and he received the usual comments on how funny he was, etc. We then walked out to the Deck Party and there we saw Mr.Drunkanese and his wife. I walked over to say hello and that’s when I realized I may have made a grave and dreadful mistake………………..he may have been happy………….he may have had a few drinks………….but the reason I couldn’t understand what he was saying was because he was from Russia………….he spoke no English and neither did his wife who looked at me with the most evil of stares that I was only a few moments away from asking for a roll of toilet paper.
I tried to communicate with him and as we shook hands he smiled and held up his drink and I used the only Russian word I know which is Nostrovia …….. cheers……………”Nostrovia,” he said and smiled …………..I looked at his wife ………….this was the largest lady I had ever seen and most of her mass was muscle……………….”Nostrovia,” I said and Al joined me in the greeting ………but all she did was stare at us and we both new that it was time to run…………..very fast………………so we did.
There is a myth that in ancient times the Gods stored all the world’s evil in a small box and buried it deep in the Ocean. That box was called Pandora’s Box…………….I think she found it………..and ate it for breakfast.
Goodnight
Your friends
John and Heidi
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Ah, John… you often amaze me with tales of who you meet on board the ship. Today it was a lovely young family and a Russian gent who had married an Olympic weight lifter… What a contrast. Phenomenal.
Butch Begovich! What a great guy! Should the Fantasy ever run out of fuel they can plug the motors directly into Butch! He NEVER stops! You’re right about his dance lessons. He seems to always have a great many people dancing away happily and at the same time keeping folks in the audience thoroughly entertained. He does a super job. You must be proud of him!
I find it difficult to understand how people might think that the ship’s doctors don’t treat anything more serious than sunburn. Just keeping up with all the folks who bring chronic diseases on board who require treatment must keep them on their toes. We’re all glad that they’re there.
I’m nearly giddy! A mere two weeks and I’m off to Tampa for my cruise on the Carnival Inspiration! It’s been six months since I last set foot on a Carnival ship and I’m suffering from withdrawal!! I can’t wait to see all the great upgrades in person.
Please pass along my best to Heidi, Roberto and the wonderful MOB, Stephanie. I really appreciate all the work they put into this blog thingy!
Cheers!!!
GregB
John,
have just discovered your lovely blog and it is one of the new highlights of my morning ritual.
I have infrequently enjoyed cruising as a younger working sould, but as dear Hubby and I are now gainfully employed respectable citizens we have vowed at least one a year in our quest for platnum!!
This fall we will enjoy the Liberty on what appears to be her 1st cruise out of dry dock (I hear mixed reviews is this a good or bad choice????) being the eternal optimist I am going to have faith it will mean my ship is gorgeous and clean and the staff well rested and enthusiastic.
My best friend and I “do the spa” every 5 years as opposed to exchanging annual bday gifts and have decided the Splendour will be our spa get away for the big 4-0 in 2010. It appears that means we will be doing the Mexican Riviera??
Thanks again for the daily dose of life at sea, it makes that next cruise seem just a little bit closer.
Hi John!!!!
Hi John,
In answer to your question, I had surgery on my foot in December and I’m still a gimp so I don’t think I can do a lot of walking. We heard the shopping is good in Cozumel but the excursion at Playa Mia Beach sounded good, is that true?
Also, since Ocho Rios is the last port we thought a total relaxtion day is in store soaking up the tropical atmosphere, but – - – using sunscreen. HA HA. We don’t want to end up like poor Mr. Edwards. I’ve had a bad sunburn before and it’s very miserable!!
Thanks!!
Hello John,
Please respond if possible.
I was just curious to how often the shows on the ships get switched around? Do you have a group of them to choose from and you switch them up on each cruise. Or are they switched every few months with a new production?
On another note, you seem to have Al on your ships a lot, do you tend to work with a select list of entertainers that you’re more familiar with when you’re on board your cruises? Or do you have a good list of different talent you can pick and choose from and go from there?
Also how come Carnival doesn’t have any contracts with some top tier comedians? Such as Carlos Mencia, Lewis Black, or any other number of great stand ups out there? Do they ask for too much money?
Sorry for the question session, just some thoughts that have come up recently.
-Marc G
Hi John!!
Im glad you are un poquito mejor. Im free for 2 weeks and I’m enjoying it a lot.I needed the rest. Soon it will be your time and then Mr Bell will go away, I’m sure.
Anyway I praying for a trouble free week for you.
Grande huggos for you and Heidi
Nanni
John:
Just a note….an email was sent to V. Tatum (Coach Pitino’s Administrative Assistant) on the day your blog about these punks came out…with a link to your Blog.
Of course, we don’t know if he read it, with this silly basketball game thingy going on at the moment, but hopefully he did …. or will, as soon as they get eliminated.
Linda (Lady In Waiting)
The Domestically Challenged Goddess of the Evil Krewe
Thankyou very much for passing on my words of thanks to the crew members that deserved it, especially Pyare! I do have a question though, do you have any pharmacists on board the ship to help with the infirmary or is it just doctors and nurses? It’s good to hear information about what the doctors and nursing staff do on board. I always knew the infirmary handled more than sunburns and seasickness; it’s not like peoples’ sicknesses leave when their on vacation (and unfortunately for those Kentucky students, they’ll probably be sick with stupidity for the rest of their lives) Thanks!
~Adam
P.S. By from Michigan I just meant the state, not the University; I really goto Ferris State University…a smaller school about an hour north of Grand Rapids. My fault on that one! No harm done though and I hope I’ll be able to keep up with the blog! Take care!
John,
Loved your post, as always. I noticed a sign we have in our family room (we have many), and thought of you. Here it is. Forgive me for some of the language it contains, but I think you’ll find humor in it (I hope):
“It’s not my place to run the ship – the horn I cannot blow,
It’s not my place to say how far the ship’s allowed to go,
It’s not my place to chart the course nor even toll the bell,
But let the da#n thing start to sink AND SEE WHO CATCHES HE##!”
Have a good one,
Shannan
John,
Sorry, I forgot to add the title to the poem in my post of a few minutes ago. It’s entitled, “My Job”.
Shannan
*LOL* You make me smile every day. Take care.
Kathleen
Hi John -
Just got ahold of them – now keep in mind they said they were sailing on the newest ship Carnival has. In my mind, that would be the Freedom. Nope, they are on the Valor this week. Thank you anyway for attempting to find them – we’ll see you when we sail on the Splendor.
In Classic Greek mythology, Pandora’s Box contained all the evils of mankind— perhaps in the case of your robust Russian woman guest–the evil in question being something related to what Dionysus was known…. Intoxicating beverage….. that sweet elixir that tends to get people into hot water (not of the hot tub variety …..see blog… A Wake Up Call ) …..found very abundantly on a cruise…..
Side note ….a moment of silence …… I spilled my Piña Colada all over Lido Deck last week….
By saying Nostrovia to this fine lady…..you may have been stirring the pot Sir John…… good thing you fled in haste….
Well I see you still haven’t answered my question…perhaps I posted it too late for you to see. So I’ll repeat it. On the cruise March 1-8, a honeymooning couple got left behind in Conzumel and you promised to have them on your show once they caught up in Grand Cayman. Did I miss the show or did you forget? My daughter and I had been looking forward to seeing you tease them. So what was their excuse anyway?
John, can you give the lady Russian my blog address I think she would make a great “Mary” for the bedtime story on the 2009 bloggers cruise. Got to make her a part of My Evil Krewe.
We are also looking for a few French bloggers to help us with planning for the 2009 bloggers cruise and our stay in the New Orleans French Quarter.
Speaking of New Orleans I just saw on a TV news program mention of Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolie’s work with their charity “Make It Right” in New Orleans and how they are building homes for the needy there. How are our Pre- cruise activities coming along?
King Edward The Big
Of The Evil Krewe
Hi John: So am I to understand that after the crossing and the 2 day cruises, you will not be on the Splendor for the 7 and 8 day cruises in November? What can we do to make you change your mind? Bee (Empress of the Sea) and Prince Charlie are seriously considering that cruise too, and we want to meet Nani in P.R. on Sunday the 23rd of November. PLEASE say you will be there! I won’t book the cruise till I get a definite YES from you! Please! Thanks for posting the CD pix – now I know what Steve Knisley looks like. Don’t think we have had the pleasure of having him as our CD on previous cruises, he doesn’t look familiar. Well, PLEASE RESPOND to this email ok? Linda
Love the photo of the Liberty sailing out! We had a lot of fun on that Grand Med cruise !
Kathy and Paul
LOLLOL!!I absolutely love ending my day by reading your blog,thank you for answering me concerning The Lido deck Movie Theatre,I hope you are feeling better ,remember to rest when you can and do not put yourself into stressful situations,hard to do I know,
John – I returned home today from a frustrating day at work and (after checking the eight e-mails that arrived in my work account in the 45 minutes between leaving work and arriving home) went to your blog. Thank you so much for making me smile at the end of a long, difficult day! Here’s hoping that Mr. Bell returns to Paris in short order!
I hope that Peter feels the cool soon. I have a friend from the mid-west who got badly burned when we went to Hawaii that she had 3 doctors working on her for two days. She was very sick, but the hardest part of the trip, besides missing all of Hawaii was the flight home. She had to sit for take off and landing but the rest of the time she stood because her legs were so burnt that she could hardly bend them. Thank goodness for the Hawaiian moo-moo dresses.
The pictures are great. Thank You!
Will write again soon.
John – I was so happy to see a picture of Butch, I really miss him, he is such a great person and not that bad to look at too.
Suzann
Hi mate! Only 53 days until Mama Sheriff and I serve a search warrant on the Glory!! May I request a bottle of Dom Perrignon in my cell, well cabin upon my arrival. We have heard of that stuff here in Hazzard County but never tasted any of it. Wonder if it tastes like Georgia Moonshine? Do you need our cell number?
Handscuffs All Around!!
Rosco P. Coltrane
Sheriff
John, I have had two experiences with cruise ship doctors during my years of cruising. First was years ago on the Tropicale and the second was last fall on the Golden Princess. Both times I was very grateful for the excellent care I received from those folks. You hope you never need to see the doctor on a cruise but it is always re-assuring to know they are there if you do need them. .
Hey John Just a quick question I am considering booking a cruise on the Carnival Splendor in January 09 probably the 10th and I was wondering if you will be the cruise director then? I would love to cruise with you again so let me know.
Thanks
James
Hello , John
I have a funny story from aboard the carnival liberty , my gpa feal assleep on the lido and had his hand on his stomach , and so…….i think you can imagine the singhn of his sunburn.
lol!!!!!!
Any way , when I was on the lberty todd was the cruise director , and if your on the freedom and the liberty is the second newest ship wher is he now?
And when I was on the Valor darcy was acting as a cruise director.
from , JAKE S. ( :
John, please reply.
You replied to another blogger that the big screens are only on the Destiny and Conquest classes. I thought the Fantasy was getting one as part of her makeover. Am I mistaken about that?
*****
Oh, I SO sympathize with poor Mr. Edwards. I remember getting sun-sick one summer when I was high school aged. Totally miserable, and to make it even worse, that was the night of the moving-away party for our neighbors.
I loved the pictures of Cozumel. I’ll bet the tequila trucks aren’t as tiny as that Coca-Cola truck!
Our family’s first cruise with Carnival was a 7 day one on the Triumph, July of 2000. What a trip it was. We were with 2 other familys. In all we were 6 adults with 9 kids all of whom were friends ages 9 – 18. Well..our first night on board my son (18) wasn’t feeling to well. We took him to the doctor and he said that he had tonselitis and gave him antibiotics. Two days later his sister (13) wasn’t feeling well so we took her to the infirmary and she was also given antibiotics. We thought that was it. However, my middle child/son (16) decided to have fun with his friends. (A the fun day at sea.) They were playing on the steps and low and behold he hit his head on the ceiling. I guess he didn’t realize how tall he was getting. Well, back to the infirmary he went. Blood dripping all over. He had on a white hat that now was also full of blood. He took his soda card and gave it to his brother asking him to go to lido and get him some ginger ale or selzer. Not to drink, but to get the blood out of his favorite hat. Well, the doctor wouldn’t do anything for him until he contacted us. Which he did and off we went again to the infirmary where we watched the good Doctor stitch up my sons head. He had five stitches in all. Needless to say by this time we were on a first name basis with the Doctor. Every time we saw him he just shook his head, smiled, and gave us a big hello.
We have taken many cruises since with complete confidence in the fact that whatever happens on board will be taken care of with professional precision. Thank you Carnival.
John
hope that Peter is feeling better. My husband knows the feeling. I think Cozumel has a strange effect on people. Let me explain. 1st time we went to Cozumel Michael had gotten …a bit tippsy (a lot) the night before, so bad he was sick as a dog the next day. I was so bad… I still made him walk around Cozumel shopping with a severe headache.
He still loves me though. The 2nd time to Cozumel- he got 2nd degree burns to his legs, from laying out on Lido deck. He now uses sunscreen all the time. A little sun is all he is allowed
Any word on the Christmas ornament yet? Celebration, Glory, Sensation
also. 1st step of the Funship Freddy tattoo is done. Michael has drawn it, colored it in, shrunk it to the size he wants (about 4″-5″). next step to get prices for doing the tattoo. Will keep you posted. By the way when done, how do I get a picture to you
Have a good night.
Cheri & Michael
John -
How I can sympathize with Peter – it does not happen much to me these days, as I have learned my lesson, but as a kid, I could do the world’s greatest imitation of a lobster. In fact, I would get sunburn so bad, my mother would make me wear a tee-shirt while swimming in hopes of decreasing the burn.
Of course, these days the effects of those sunburns is to send me regularly to see my dermatologist, who basically plans his vacations around my visits. Apparently, all his other patients don’t give him enough income, but the twelve skin cancers that he has taken off of me over the last couple of years have paid for trips to Rome, etc. At least, I think there is a correlation – all I know is that every time I open the door to his office, he goes “cha-ching”
Now, I assume that Steve will still be our Cruise Director on the Carnival Liberty 5/31 sailing – if so, we need to begin communicating about all the trouble you want me to cause for him. Of course, you are going to take all the blame, but I willing will be the source of his torment (another big
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Until later – I think I have another blog in me, so I am off to compose and post. I am up to 51 slaps on my blog, so I guess another advertisement is in order – http://musingsofjustjon.wordpress.com/
Lookingforwardtoyournearlyfunnynextblog, I am
JustJon
Hello John & Heidi
First of All We love Heidi’s new hair doo
Poor Peter, I have been at the end of the suns fine rays with my imitation of a lobster and it ain’t fun. The pain and the blisters are miserable, I have made it a point not to bake in the sun, however I end up getting my rays whilst i am in the waterm, which can be sometimes just as bad. I have learned to be stylish and wear a shirt over my swimsuit to combat the rays, its better than the pain, and at my age, who gives a flying flip about the style…..
Having been on some of those cruises where we had to go in early for medical emergencies I know your medical staff do a fine job.. and being of medical background, we do what we can because that’s what we are trained to do..
I hope Sr. Bell is hasselsing you a little less these days, can’t you go to St. Maarten and leave him on the French side? Just a thought….
Thanks for all te pictures of the Cruise directors, I swear I have seen two of those younger ones as entertainment staff under your guidance on other cruises…
We have been keeping up with the blog, just haven’t had time to post some days, hang in there and do’t take any guff off those young whippersnappers. Ky or any other state..
Take Care
Love to Heidi
Cheers to Ken
Hello To Steph & Roberto
Arrgh to all of Ed’s Evil Krewe
from the Tuckers
Elizabeth & Arnold
Hi John & Heidi:
Sorry I haven’t posted a comment recently, but do know I have read every blog as soon as I see a new one posted. I know you receive a lot of comments and didn’t want you to feel you had to reply.
Thank you for the pictures of the Cruise Directors. I especially appreciate the one of Chris Jefferson! He hasn’t changed hardly at all since I first met him over 6 years ago. Can’t wait to see him again, but this time as our CD, not Corey Schmidt’s social host. By the way, we do miss Corey. Hope he is doing well!
I hope Mr. Bell jumps ship when you return to Miami and you can enjoy your cruise on Princess. We look forward to your postings from her.
Have a wonderful week!
Susan
Just a warnng to you: I’ve booked the 2009 Bloggers Cruise. Not sure if I’ll be able to go–as airfare to NOLA [I live in Los Angeles]tends to be extremely expensive. So, if the “airfare gods” are on my side…I’ll be on the “Fantasy”. On a related note, I told my Travel Agent I’d slam the phone in his ear if he gloated and said “getting to NOLA is cheap for him.” I know it is. He’s currently in Shreveport–a Louisiana city .
John,
I will cook in the kitchen but I will need a few attractive assistants and a few princess’s to help. Spotted Dick you say, that is funny because today at work while I was bored i found a recipe for it. So to those who might want to try here it is.
Ingredients:
2 oz white breadcrumbs
2 oz self raising flour
4 oz shredded suet
8 oz currants
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/2 grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon mace
1 oz whole candied peel, finely chopped
Grated zest of one orange
3 eggs
3 tablespoons brandy
Directions:
Mix the breadcrumbs with the suet and flour in a large bowl. Add the currants. When these ingredients are well mixed, add the salt, nutmeg, ginger, mace, candied peel and orange zest, mixing thoroughly.
In a small basin beat the eggs well and add them with the brandy to the mixture, stirring for at least five minutes to amalgamate the contents thoroughly. Pack the pudding basin with the mixture, cover with greas-proof paper and foil and tie down with a string. Steam for four hours, making sure that the saucepan doesn’t boil dry. Serve with hot custard.
I’m sure it’s not as good as your mum’s john and I’m sure some people will be asking now where to find ingredients like mace, and suet, and of course candied peel. I leave it to them but any good bakery supply store or food market should have all of this for you or be able to tell you where to go to buy it locally. Best to Heidi
Kevin
I just got back from a wonderful cruise on the Valor, from Miami to St. Thomas & St. Maarten. This was my 8th cruise (5th on Carnival) and food & entertainment were top-notch. I was surprised that so many of the cruise director’s staff were from England, and it reminded me of my all-time favorite cruise director who was on the Carnival Holiday out of Los Angeles in December, 1996. His name was either Ian or Sean, and he was from Scotland or Ireland. His voice and facial mannerisms were just like John Cleese, and he was hilarious. I wonder if he is still working for Carnival?
Dear John,
My “Please Reply” topic is below.
But first of all, thank you for your kind words in response to my first post–I am enjoying my trip backwards through your “blog thingy.” But, um–I have one correction–as my sign-off name (Kathi) indicates, I’m a military family woman, not man. But no worries, it’s got to be tough reading all your comments with only one good eye and frankly, I’ve never seen a blogger who works as hard as you do to connect with your readers.
So here’s my “Please Reply” topic: I found your blog through Carnival’s corporate website after I purchased some stock a couple weeks ago. (By the way, how freaking cool is it to have your picture on your entire corporation’s main homepage!?!) Anyway, what I’m hoping you’ll tell your readers about is the great benefit that Carnival allows its shareholders when they sail. The details are here:
http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=140690&p=irol-sharebenefit
But the basics are that Carnival offers shareholders with 100 or more shares a $50-$250 shipboard credit depending on the length of the cruise.
For example, we’re sailing 21 days from Venice to Manasus on the Pacific Princess this year so we got a $250 credit. With CCL stock trading at about $40/share that’s a 6% dividend right off the top! I think that’s an awesome deal.
I guess I better have a disclaimer that says I’m just a regular stockholder with no inside knowledge and no one paid me to say any of this.
Kathi
Hi John, your blog always makes my day. Gary and I just returned from a week on the Crown Princess, sister ship to the Emerald. Both ships were docked together in Antigua and are beautiful ships. You should have a great time. The Crown also had people who missed the ship due to bad weather. The ship did not leave San Juan till 12:15 am. We also picked up a few people in Tortola and Antigua. Some never even made the cruise. We fortunately came on Friday before the cruise.
I have also had the “pleasure” of visiting the ship’s doctor once on the Sun Princess. I had broken a toe on my left foot on a beach in St Thomas. The doctor made me feel so much better by taping it to the other toe, suggesting Ice for swelling and said Rum would help LOL.
Missed reading your blog while we were gone.
Hope Mr. Bells leaves you soon
Linda and Gary
John,
Once again your blog is medicine to my ears and heart! It’s what keeps me going between cruises…
I remembered back to my worst case of sunburn and Mom’s cure was vinegar… I smelled like a salad, but was too young to be embarassed. I feel for him and pray he’s better. Sun poisoning can be a bad thing…
Thank you for CD pics. I don’t cruise again until Sept on the Conquest, and know whoever the CD is it will be an OUTSTANDING cruise… I’m assuming it will be Wee Jimmy. Never having cruised with him before, his reputation tells me there’s nothing but fun to be had! On each Fun Ship I’ve cruised, it’s always been that way!!
My sister’s coming over next week from Den Hauge. She’s lived there for years, but also in Utrecht and Dordrecht. She sends her regards and best wishes to Heidi. She is a ‘none time’ traveler on Carnival, but I plan to correct this next year unless I can convince her sooner. She was disappointed with the not to be named lines… but I’ve convinced her to give it another go!!
God Bless you and Heidi. Stephanie and Roberto do such a fantastic job keeping everything organized, God bless you too! And I pray that the wonerful Alan continues to gain strength and will travel with us in Feb ’09!!
Regards and wishes,
Lambie
Good morning John & Heidi,
Thanks for answering my question about the Dream. Since it will be launched in the Fall, I’m hoping it will be doing Caribbean cruises (from NY????? – it is the Dream after all) then. Fall is my preferred time to cruise so that would be great and with you as CD, what could be better? It has been absolutely too long since you’ve been my CD.
Great story about Megan and Andrew – I am definitely hearing the theme from “The Love Boat”.
That must have been some scene at the show with Mr. & Mrs. Nostrovia. Hope all goes well from now on.
Take care & hugs,
Carol
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE
I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
There’s no such thing as too much candy
All work and no play can make you a basket case
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans
Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell
Have a great day!!, Kathleen
Hi John,
I am sailing with my family on Freedom the 22nd. This will be the first time any of us have cruised and we are all looking forward to it.
I started reading the blog 2 weeks ago and I am truly sad you will not be our CD. I have read that you are the best CD on any ocean. I believe it! Your patience with some guests is inspiring.
I was wondering if there is an age limit for the gym facilities. I have a 16 and 14 year old that should continue their conditioning (a little) for spring sports. Would they be allowed on the treadmills?
Thanks,
Leah
Columbus, Ohio
Good Morning, John!
Glad to hear that the Freedom will be doing Greece and Turkey in 2009. My husband, Jim, loved that ship so much, I know he will be wanting to return to it.
Sounds like an interesting evening with the Russians. Jim has commented many times that he knows you see and deal with a lot.
Get through this week and then enjoy your time on the Princess. Hope Mr. Bell will soon be leaving for Paris.
Ruth
P.S. Maybe the bloggers could all chip in and get him a one way ticket on Al Italia to Paris!
Hi John!!!
Anything Kathleen and I really need to know about Cozumel and Progreso? Being Bucket List Ladies, we don’t want to miss anything. Let us know! You have until end of January, 2009 ,,,,,, is that enough time? LOL
Thinking of legally changing my name to Suesan,,,,,what ya think?
Jeanette
Bucket List Lady
John, perhaps the reason the Russian woman never spoke to you is that she is actually Turkish, and is actually Fatima in diguise onboard to have another go at your bum?
John, I thought of you when I found this article at BBC Online:
“Spotted Dick back on menu
A traditional pudding which was renamed after hospital managers thought patients would be too embarrassed to ask for it, is being restored to Gloucestershire’s hospital menus.
‘Spotted Dick’ will replace ‘Spotted Richard’ after it was decided patients are capable of overcoming their blushes long enough to ask for it…”
The full text of the article can be seen at: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2249273.stm
Happy St. Patrick’s Week (when did you know the Irish to drink for only a day?)
Rus Franklin
John..da man,
I have to tune-in to this blog thing more often. I was completely lost on the Mr Bell thing and had to crank-back quite a way to catch-up! Your making it tuff to be a part-timer.
As a HEAT fan, I want to thank you for parting with the Big Fella to help the Suns capture the crown. He may not have your dream-like basketball skills but is great to see him here.
Question, any recommendations on lodging in Dover? We are joining you Jul 13th and would like to come-in a few days early. I promise to bring an NBA Champion shirt.
cheers..
Great Blogs John,
Just finished reading the week and a half of blogs that I missed over our March Break holiday. Really enjoyed your tales of the Reading Week Cruise. Reminded me of the great times which we had on the Carnival Imagination last March. The cruisers were 1/3 older couples, 1/3 families (like ourselves) and 1/3 drunken college students. As I’ve told many people, the students added the fun to the cruise. Fortunately, we didn’t have your experiences with them and invariably found the students to be polite and intelligent whenever we had the opportunity to speak with them (and yes, their bar bills probably paid for the ship’s retrofit).
We didn’t cruise this March – the teenagers wanted to visit the Mouse at home instead. You would not be suprised to hear that there were many times that my wife and I wished we were on a cruise instead.
Thank-you for the year of blogging. If your fingers will take it, I’m looking forward to the reports from the Carnival Splendor. Had hoped to join you, but it will have to be 2009.
Get well and our best regards to you and your beautiful wife.
John and Michele
I congratulate Carnival on the recognizing the talents of the attractive Chris Jefferson. But, who was that man he was sitting on? He He
I have long been meaning to post about something that was done on our Freedom TA that I lay at your doorstep (deserved or not): on the back of every public bathroom door was a container for tissues with a waste can nearby. That way you could use a tissue to open the door, put it in the trash and not worry so much about the dreaded Noro virus. We thought it was absolutely brilliant.
Now a request that I would like a reply to if possible:
Does Carnival (either the line or the parent company) use secret shoppers? How can we apply? We would be spectacular at it.
I know you’ll be glad when it’s the 12th round and you hear the final Bells.
Hello to everyone’s favorite blogger!
)
A few posts ago, you had asked me to explain my wink wink statement. I apologize for not responding sooner but I was off hiking the Grand Canyon…seriously! A friend and I hiked down and spent 2 nights at the bottom before hiking back up. She did it once and is done. I enjoyed it and look forward to the day I can do it again.
But, with that being said, my wink wink simply referred to the fact that I could easily see your friends, Moses and Esther, partying with the best of them on my upcoming 3 day Paradise. Swinging from the chandeliers came to mind…or at least any activity that wouldn’t involve breaking a hip!
Hi John,
Hope you are feeling better. Tell Heidi hello for us. You know John, you amaze me with the patience that you show with these whippersnappers and complainers. You have so much concern and love for your passengers. Your parents must be very proud of you.
Now for a commercial for Carnival…. lol
I’ve got a question for Latitude.
We generally cruise at least twice a year and sometimes three. . Would we get the credit for each cruise or just one cruise a year ?
We may just have to look into this .
Don and Carolyn
Hey John:
The Ewings look like a great couple. I love sappy stories. Ehm, any message you want me to give to Chris – I’ll be on Valor in 17 days. BTW, awesome pictures today (as usually). Please make Mr. Bell leave already and say hi to Heidi for me.
Hello again,
Question: I just read that Queen Beatrix will be naming the latest Holland America ship in July. Since that’s about the same time as the Splendor, what’s the latest?
Love ya,
Carol
To Leah,
the track outside is great and I also like to walk the stairs on lido to each level, circling the whole top levels of the ship. It is really great to do this early morning before many passengers are up and about. The kids might not like getting up early though. It is beautiful mornings out there on the ocean or in port and a great workout! Have a great time! We love cruising!
Thanks for the info on the CD for the spirit. We will have to make sure we meet her.
If you already answered this, I apologize but I was wondering what ship will be doing the med cruises sept/oct 2009? Tom gets home from Iraq in Feb 2009 and as we have mentioned before, we would love for him to meet you and be able to enjoy the wonders of Europe.
Hope Mr. Bell is packing up to leave you soon!
Blanche & Dave
Good Afternoon John,
Did you miss me???
Took a few days to visit my daughter Lori and her family before Easter. It was so good to see them.
I feel so sorry for Peter “Mr. Sunburn”. Jack did the same thing on a snorkle excursion. Pain, pain and more pain. Wait till he heals and then he will be shedding, molting or just getting a brand new outer layer. Not nice especially for his wife if she has to clean up (snicker). Sorry
got a bit carried away.
How would you like to come up to sunny Michgan for a Beach Party?? The Pistons and the Heat are having a Beach Party at the Palace on Thursday, March 27. This should be fun
You game.
Glad to hear that Alan is doing so well now how are you doing. It sounds like Mr. Bell is growing tired but is he going bye bye? If I was him I would cruise until someone booted me off the ship. He must be having a really really good time. If he was on the “other” cruise line he would have been gone weeks ago. Opps sorry again. My bad. :}
You have a great day and take care.
Joan
Hi John,
Hope you are feeling better. John I was wondering,
your on board Godmother, I can’t remember her name but friends who are traveling with us in July met with her and I was wondering if she will be on the Splendor in July for the maiden voyage. George & I would love to meet her if its possible.
Thank you in advance,
Marge & George Ribas
New York
Hi John/Heidi:
Looks like you have a new girlfriend then that can join you and Fatma
Funny story.
Nice to see things looking up in Cozumel. I am happy that they have recovered nicely from the hurricane and the picture of Liberty sailing away is a beaut.
I hope Peter’s sunburn is doing better. I have been in that same position before as he is and it is not fun.
Thanks for another great blog today.
David
Dear John:
I, along with many, many others are really pleased that you are winning your battle with that Frenchman, “Mr.B.” I was curious, though, as to whether you were brave enough to submit to acupuncture or not? Or was there something else that helped your ailment along? It was suggested to me to be the pincushion (for a different condition), but I wanted YOU to be the guinea pig first! I don’t know if they have LONG enough needles to get through MY blubber, though! I have this mental picture of someone after acupuncture, drinking a glass of water . . . and watching the water spraying out in all directions (LOL) . . . You are still in our prayers.
Hi Carolyn and Don,
I hope you’ll see this reply–I’m kind of new to this “comments thingy.”
CCL has offered the benefit for a couple years now but, since I’m a new shareholder, I don’t know if it’s a one-time deal or if you can do it multiple times each year. I think it may be a once-per-year thing. Perhaps John has some insider knowledge.
Frankly, if I were you, I’d send them the paperwork for all of your cruises (in separate envelopes, wink-wink) and see what happens!
Kathi