Heidi woke yesterday with a huge smile on her face. I looked at her and thought to myself that the reason she looked so happy must be the nearness of me and the fact that she had realised that I was a stud……………………………….but my hopes of a bit of morning rumpy pumpy were squashed quicker than an elephant sitting on a hamster when she said “Come on let’s get dressed…………we are going shopping.”………………………………….Bugger.
So, off we went on the 30-minute ride to Aventura Shopping Mall. ………………….. well…………………….I say 30 minutes but considering my Saturn rent a car is slower than a turtle wearing concrete Reeboks I knew the journey would be considerably longer.
At the time a day of shopping and driving the ugliest, slowest car in the world was all I had to worry about but Murphy and his law it seemed was as happy to visit me on land as he was at sea.
