Thursday, April 3rd, 2008...1:35 pm

A Captain, a Bubba and a Sister

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Two important things returned to my life today and in order of importance, here they are.

1. My Underwear which was returned with my suitcase which decided to finish its vacation in Barbados.

2. Heidi.

The two are as we speak bonding by the washing machine and after some harsh words in the beginning Heidi and my underwear seem to be friends. This morning started early as I arrived at 9 am to collect Heidi from the airport and once again we are home. After Heidi and the Hazmat team have done the laundry she will start the packing again for our


European trip. I am already being summoned to show her what I need so this will, with your kind permission be a shorter blog than usual.

However, I have to admit something to you all…………I am a big baby…………a big girl’s blouse………a Mummy’s boy. As you saw from the photo of the car and the seagull poop yesterday I was at Mum’s. I hate being in the house alone, I hate the stillness, I hate having nobody to talk too, I hate………ok……….it’s because I can’t cook and I was sick of eating cheese……so last night I had dinner at My Mum and Dads and stayed the night.

She cooked Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding with Brussels sprouts and cauliflower and it was divine.

OK, let’s get quickly into the news. This year marks a momentous time for Carnival

Corporation with many new buildings being added to the fleet and undergoing Sea Trials today is the beautiful new Holland America vessel The Eurodam. This gorgeous ship will be christened by Her Royal Highness Queen Beatrix of Holland………..Heidi wants to go

……and therefore I thought it would be wonderful to have a chat with the Flagship’s Master……….so continuing in our series of interviews with ship’s Captains I proudly present Captain Jeroen van Donselaar.

1. Captain, please can you tell us about your career at sea so far.

I just completed my 21st year with Holland America Line. I started in 1986 as an apprentice officer aboard Noordam. After completing my studies at the De Ruyter Maritime University in Vlissingen, the Netherlands, I became fourth officer on the Nieuw Amsterdam. I continued to rise through the ranks until I was appointed captain in 2002. Since then I have been the Master of several HAL vessels, the flagship ms Rotterdam, its sister Volendam and the last four years on the Vista class ships Oosterdam, Westerdam and Zuiderdam. I also was in charge of the nautical supervision of the building of the Zaandam in 1999.

I was born in Kampen, The Netherlands, have always admired the sea. As a teenager I was invited onto the bridge of a ferry sailing across the North Sea and that experience made such an impression that I decided to pursue a seafaring career.

2. The Eurodam will be a special vessel and I am sure you must be excited in being the Mater of Holland America Lines flagship. What involvement have you had so far and what will your priorities be once you walk onboard.

Well I just came off the Zuiderdam last month and am now enjoying my time off at home on Long Island, New York. I will be joining the vessel relatively late at the yard on April 29th. The main reason for this is scheduling. Since the inaugurals of the ship will not be just the main event in Rotterdam but rather a series of events lasting all the way until September in New York HAL management wanted me to do a longer term rather than be relieved shortly after delivery which is the way captain’s were scheduled on previous newbuilds. In other words my involvement has been relatively limited. Based on my 4 years Vista experience I have submitted a series of suggestions for improvements for the Signature class, some of which I know have been incorporated in Eurodam.

When I walk aboard my first priority will be my own familiarization as I will be a couple of steps behind and closely followed by the preparations for the various inspections the ship will have to go through before it can enter service and the inaugurals of course.

3. We have all been ready the Eurodam blog and it has been fascinating watching her “come alive.” As her Captain what would you say will make this ship that extra bit special?

The name Eurodam in itself is special already. It signifies our European heritage and Holland America Line’s commitment to European deployment of its ships. As the first Signature-class ship, the Eurodam will be the largest ship Holland America Line has ever operated and it is also the largest passenger vessel ever to fly the Dutch flag.

The ship will have some wonderful new amenities that none of the other HAL vessels have. An enlarged and enhanced vessel developed from Holland America Line’s successful and popular Vista-class ships, the first Signature-class vessel, Eurodam will feature several alternative dining venues, including a stunning pan-Asian restaurant with panoramic Ocean views. The popular Explorations Café – powered by The New York Times – will be integrated into the traditional Crow’s Nest. Other additions include an Explorer’s Lounge Bar, a new specialty restaurant adjacent to the Lido offering traditional Italian food, a new atrium bar area, and an enhanced and reconfigured show lounge with theater-style seating.

Staterooms and suites on Eurodam will introduce an inspired and a distinctly different décor and will include new exclusive, spa-themed and scalloped verandah categories. Staterooms also will feature Signature of Excellence premium amenities: plush Euro-top Mariner’s Dream beds, deluxe waffle/terry cloth robes, Egyptian cotton towels, flat panel televisions, DVD players, make-up mirrors with halo lighting, massage showerheads, professional grade hair dryers, fresh flowers and complimentary fruit baskets.

This ship truly deserves all the attention it will be getting. But what makes the ship very special in my opinion are the crew and officers. I have seen some names already and I know we will have a fantastic team.

4. So, the naming ceremony is over, and the ropes are let go and you take her away from the pier. Can you tell us where you will be navigating the ship to and are there any destinations you are particularly looking forward to sailing to?

The ship will be deployed in the Baltic out of Copenhagen for two months after which she will make her way across the Atlantic to New York via the British Isles, Iceland and Newfoundland. New York will serve as the homeport for the Eastern Canada – New England season with some very exclusive New York to Quebec cruises, including a two-day stay in Quebec. We then sail to Fort Lauderdale, FL for 7-day Eastern Caribbean cruises.

In particular I am looking forward to returning to the Baltic, an area in which I have enjoyed sailing tremendously while on the Maasdam and Rotterdam.

Norway’s famed fjords and Scotland’s Highlands are highlights of the ms Eurodam’s 10-day maiden voyage of northern Europe, set for July 5, 2008.

A three-day prelude cruise will sail July 2 from Rotterdam to Copenhagen, calling at Hamburg, Germany, prior to the maiden voyage. The 10-day round-trip maiden sailing departs from Copenhagen, Denmark, and calls at Oslo,  Ålesund, Vik, Flam and Stavanger, Norway; Newcastle Upon Tyne, England; and Edinburgh (via  South Queensferry) — the premium line’s second highest rated port of call — and Invergordon, Scotland. Newcastle — a maiden call for Holland America Line — offers 2,000 years of history and a picturesque backdrop with its location on the left bank of the River Tyne.

5. So much of a Captain’s job these days is spent not just on the bridge but in other tasks as well. Can you describe as best you can what some of those non-navigational jobs are……….for example……….during the first few weeks of the ships life what will some of the tasks you will undertake.

This is very true indeed. These days the job of a Captain is more like a process operator versus the old-fashioned seafarer. I am always on the bridge during arrivals and departures when either I or the chief officer handles the ship. Other circumstances where my presence on the bridge is required is during heavy weather, zero or reduced visibility and traffic situations. I spend a good 3-4 hours per day on paperwork, making sure all new operational directives are properly implemented as well as catching up on business emails. Other than that I like to manage by walking around and making myself as visible as possible both to guests and crew. In particular on a new ship it is important to check that the operation is up to standards in all respects. This varies from observing crew performance, dealing with newbuild inspections, public health inspections; flag, port, state and class inspections; and quality control of the cruise product.

6. I have been at sea a long time myself and have seen many Ship’s captains with their own superstitions while they are onboard? Do you have any that you can share with us.

Well I used to have them but I have thrown them overboard – well not literally! Being appointed Captain for the first time is an occasion that no one will prepare you for. One has a lot of responsibility as Chief Officer but you always have a higher authority onboard you could seek advice from or who would make the tough decisions. The first few months as Captain are a bit of a shocker and you could find yourself believing old superstitions but you grow over it quickly and gain confidence.

One of the stranger superstitions that I can think of is one of the ship’s bell. This bell could never be removed from the forecastle or else it would lead to terrible misfortune for the ship and her crew. During the recent New Year’s Eve celebrations on board the Zuiderdam we took the bell from the forecastle and put it on stage in the show lounge to ring in the New Year. The bell was not returned until the next morning and I am happy to report that we made it through the night! So much for superstition!

7. Holland America Line has one of the longest and proudest traditions in the cruise industry. What makes them so special and what amenities will the fantastic Eurodam offer her guests.

This is true; Holland America Line is been around for 135 years. It is one of the oldest companies in the Netherlands. Throughout its history, Holland America Line has carried more than 10 million passengers from Europe to the New World and to vacation destinations across the globe.

Today’s Holland America Line brings together the past and the present as a modern cruise company. We carry forth the strong traditions of the past, especially those of hard work and putting our guests and their shipboard experience first and foremost in everyone’s minds. This is emphasized through our mission statement of creating once-in-a-lifetime experiences every time.

In 2003 the company embarked upon its Signature of Excellence initiative to focus on product enhancements in accommodations, service, dining, itinerary development and enrichment programs and activities. Totaling more than $425 million, Signature of Excellence enhancements added features such as the Culinary Arts Center presented by Food & Wine magazine — a state-of-the-art onboard show kitchen where more than 60 celebrated guest chefs and culinary experts provide cooking demonstrations and classes — Explorations Café powered by The New York Times, teens-only activity areas and all new stateroom amenities highlighted by flat-panel TVs and plush Euro-top Mariner’s Dream Beds.

Holland America Line is recognized today as the leader in the cruise industry’s premium segment. Holland America Line’s fleet of 13 ships offers nearly 500 cruises to 314 ports of call in 97 countries, territories or dependencies. A 14th ship, the 2,104-guest ms Eurodam, will be delivered in June 2008. Two- to 108-day itineraries visit all seven continents, including Antarctica, South America, Australia/New Zealand and Asia voyages; a Grand World Voyage; and popular sailings to ports in the Caribbean, Alaska, Mexico, Canada/New England, Europe and Panama Canal.

We have a great past but with the new ships we are headed for an even greater future. The Eurodam will offer even more choices in staterooms, dining and experiences compared to our other ships.

8. How does Captain Jeroen van Donselaar relax while onboard and while on leave.

I do go ashore but not that frequently. Whenever I do and come back on board something will have happened -Murphy’s Law. I enjoy swimming and diving on one of our newer destinations, Grand Turk Island. Other than that I make use of the gym and like walking laps around the wraparound deck. I play electric guitar – a Fender Strat – and find this a great way to blow off steam. I’m not sure if others around me actually enjoy my music. Unidentified individuals have on occasion shut my cabin door -while I was playing inside!

During leave I am never bored since my wife, Pam, and I recently bought a new home on Long Island. Let’s just say I have my work cut out for me until long after the Eurodam sails! I like to carry out home improvements by myself and this keeps my days off well filled.

One of my major interests is trains, both live and scale models…..One of these years I hope to revive my 1:22.5 scale LGB trains layout in our basement. I thoroughly enjoy the railway preservation scene that exists in the UK. Once a year I take a trip by myself to enjoy some scenic railway in the UK. My favorites are the North Yorkshire Moors railway, the Settle to Carlisle Line and the Heart of Wales route. One day I hope to have covered all of the existing network in the UK. Weird as it may sound I also enjoy walking abandoned railway tracks and discovering disused stations…There’s 1,000’s of them in the UK.

9. You must be very proud to serve alongside some great people. Can you introduce us to your Senior Officer team and maybe tell us a little something about what their responsibilities are.

There is an excellent team, headed by Chief Engineer Frand de Vries, Chief Officer Andre van Schoonhoven and Hotel Manger Stan Kuppens at the yard already and I know they will do an excellent job with Quality Control and preparing the ship for service.

Andre van Schoonhoven

As chief officer aboard Eurodam, Andre van Schoonhoven is responsible for all of the safety and lifesaving systems on board, as well as developing testing and maintenance instructions for each system.

Van Schoonhoven also orders all of the spare parts for maintenance of the safety and lifesaving systems, assists in planning Eurodam’s bridge layout, looks after the mooring decks and paint store, implements the evacuation plan in the event of an emergency, oversees the lifesaving and firefighting plans, and as crew teams arrive at the ship he trains them in safety, security and lifesaving.

During Eurodam’s outfitting, van Schoonhoven will order safety equipment like fire extinguishers, lifejackets, personal protective equipment for all three on-board departments and all of the nautical and security equipment needed for gangway and tender operations.

Born in Harlingen, a small port city on the north coast of the Netherlands, van Schoonhoven attended nautical college on the island of Terschelling. In 1988 he joined  Holland America Line on Rotterdam, and from there he sailed mainly on Nieuw Amsterdam and Noordam, where he met his wife, Claudine, who was working in the front office.

In 2000, van Schoonhoven got his first assignment as chief officer on Wind Surf, and eventually he became part of the inaugural team of Prinsendam when the ship transferred to the line in 2002.

He and Claudine reside in Pasig City, Metro Manila, Philippines — Claudine’s home country — with their three sons: Alexander, 13, Willem, 9, and Lucas, 3.

Chief Engineer Frank de Vries

Holland America Line veteran Frank de Vries will serve as Eurodam’s chief engineer when the ship debuts next July. The Dutchman, who hails from Ysselmuiden, the Netherlands, has been stationed at the Fincantieri shipyard since April 2007 as part of the supervisory team overseeing the construction and outfitting of the vessel.

His primary role is to make sure that all of the specifications are being met. Additionally, de Vries is there to make sure that all of the spare parts are ordered and stored on board; crew are being trained on new equipment and by the time of delivery they are familiar with the ship’s technical systems and layout and are able to safely operate it. As chief engineer of Eurodam, de Vries will oversee a team of approximately 65 officers, petty-officers and crew.

After graduating from the Willem Barentsz Maritime Institute, de Vries joined Holland America Line’s Statendam in 1979 as an apprentice engineer officer. He progressed through the ranks and was named chief engineer of the previous Westerdam in 1992.

De Vries met his wife, Hope, in 1986 aboard Rotterdam, where she was a ship’s nurse. She has since retired and now sails full-time as a “spouse on board.” When not on board, the couple enjoys sailing, biking and cooking. They also spend part of their time in Hope’s native Savannah, Ga.

Hotel Manager Stan Kuppens

As hotel manager on ms Eurodam, Stan Kuppens will be responsible for almost everything except the bridge and the engine room. His purview includes the restaurants, kitchens, bars, Housekeeping Department (guest and crew cabins, laundry, tailor shop and public areas), front office (guest relations, controller, human resources, night manager and purser), shore excursions, concessionaires, entertainment and medical services.

It’s a big job, but it is a position that Kuppens has been preparing for his entire life.

Growing up in the town of  Nijmegen, in the eastern Netherlands, Kuppens enjoyed sailing and watching boats on the Waal and Rhine rivers. A precocious world traveler, his parents had taken him to more than 10 countries before he was 10 years old. Through his early travel experiences, Kuppens developed a fascination with other cultures and a desire to meet people from around the globe.

He recognized that the hospitality industry would enable him to combine his love of travel and his affinity for people into a career. While studying at the University of Hotel Management, Kuppens managed a company that catered conventions and entertainment functions.

He says his proudest moment was having the distinct honor of personally serving Her Majesty Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.

After graduation, he entered Holland America Line’s multiyear management training program.

Kuppens has sailed with Holland America Line and Windstar Cruises for 16 years, and has prepared for and sailed multiple Grand World Voyages. After completing the 2002 world cruise as food and beverage manager, Kuppens was promoted to hotel manager on the line’s flagship, ms Rotterdam.

In 2004, he transferred to the new Vista Class of ships to oversee the introduction of ms Westerdam. Following that successful inaugural, Kuppens was asked to move to Venice, Italy, to oversee construction of ms Noordam.

He moved back to Venice in 2008 to oversee construction of Eurodam, the first Signature Class ship.

Kuppens, his wife and newborn daughter live in the small town of Oosterbeek (close to Arnhem), in eastern Netherlands. When on vacation, he says he enjoys traveling and participating in an occasional game of soccer.

10. Finally, and is tradition on my blog I wondered if you could fill in the blanks here. The scenario is you are hosting a Captain’s table and you need to choose the menu for dinner………..using all Dutch traditional food and then choose your 7 people to dine with.

Well this is tough…outside of the Netherlands one does not find too many restaurants that serve traditional Dutch fare…There must be a reason for that. I like to cook but my favorite dishes are more French style. I enjoy it a lot when the whole house smells like boeuf bourguignon or cocq au vin, both dishes have to simmer for many hours.

Anyway, if I would have to put together a Dutch dinner this is what it would be like:

Here we go…

MENU

APPETIZER: This would be a seafood platter with raw herring, smoked eel, smoked mackerel and shrimps.

SALAD: For us Dutch this is not a course but a mere side dish. I would suggest a simple salad with a vinaigrette dressing and blue cheese crumbs.

MAIN COURSE – 2 CHOICES: 1) Stamppot Andijvie. This is in essence mashed potatoes mixed with thinly sliced pieces of andives. It comes with a traditional Dutch meatball and gravy. This is a winter dish -lots of calories to keep you warm!

Choice 2) Although not Dutch -but given our colonial history I will take it anyway, Rijstafel. Made popular by the rich Dutch plantation owners and traders in the Dutch East Indies -now Indonesia- the very best Indonesian cuisine has to offer. The base ingredient is fried rice and comes with beef and chicken in many different ways cooked with many different spices.

DESERT: hopjes vla with slagroom, this is butterscotch pudding with whipped cream.

PLEASE DECIDE WHO YOU WILL DINE WITH.

SOMEONE FROM THE WORLD OF THE CRUISE/OCEAN LINER INDUSTRY…………………….Captain Stephen Card. He is the painter who paints all those fabulous ship paintings that adorn the stairwells of the HAL ships.

SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH…………………George Carlin or alternatively Jay Leno

SOMEONE FROM THE WORLD OF SPORT………………..Anyone who can make me ski better than I do now!

A FAMOUS ACTOR/ACTRESS……………….Sean Connery

ONE POLITICIAN OR ESTEEMED MIND……………..I really want to say Bono of U2 but I’ll go with Dave Evans aka the Edge, U2’s guitarist. I need some help to understand his delays and effects.

ONE BEAUTIFUL LADY…………………..My wife Pam and my mom.

Thank you Captain so very much for taking your time to answer these questions. We have 1.7 million readers around the world who will enjoy your interview very much.

What a terrific interview and I am sure we all wish this brilliant vessel bon voyage. We will catch up with the Captain and crew once they start sailing.

Now, I see from the comments that you are all enjoying Bubba’s Alaska blogs. Carnival Corporation is of course leading the way again in Alaska with 17 vessels from Carnival Cruise Lines, Princess Cruise Lines and Holland America Line providing guests with a trip to the last frontier that is Alaska.

Here then, sponsored by The Waffle House is Bubba’s latest adventure.

Day 3 Alaska Fam – March 31, 2008 – Whittier

The day started at 8:30am this morning in the lobby of the Anchorage Hotel Westmark where the CCL team was ready to start with their exploration of Whittier & some of the post cruise tours for the northbound Alaska run.

After a quick stop at Starbucks (yes, there are Starbucks in Alaska, at least in Anchorage so far) we were on the road.

The drive out was a beautiful scenic drive along the mountains on one side of the road and waterfront on the other side. It takes about an hour and a bit from Anchorage to Whittier. On the drive Ross the Sr. Shore Ex explained some of the benefits of the post-cruise tours, airport transfers and how the debarkation process works in Whittier. If you are doing a northbound Alaska cruise you will need to arrange some transportation from Whittier to the airport. It does mention that when you are booking a northbound cruise, and you can actually book the transfer. You can also purchase the transfer when you are on board during the cruise. The price is the same either way. Some folks arrange their own private transportation. But don’t expect to walk off the ship and arrange something there on the pier. Whittier is a VERY small town. In fact the year round population is about 300 people. It is one of two port towns where the water does not freeze. The other is Seward, Alaska. A lot of cargo comes in through Whittier the heads up towards Anchorage. Whittier was originally a military establishment and the buildings there still look that way. In fact the main building in Whittier is where EVERYONE in the town lives.

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This is the main building in Whittier.

There are a few other buildings in town. Few fishing companies, the cruise terminal and that’s about it. It’s a secluded town, because there is only one road in and out of Whittier. That road is one lane. It’s also the same road the train comes in and out of town as the road is a tunnel through a mountain. It is a very interesting place, unlike most towns I have ever been.

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The little a frame you see in the distance in the entrance to the tunnel out of town.

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This is a picture of the terminal in Whittier….obviously this is not taken during this trip as it’s a little too early for the cruise ships.

All though there is not much in Whittier, there are some great excursions destinations near by which make a great end to a northbound cruise. Plus it’s like giving yourself and extra port of call on your grand Alaskan adventure.

There are about 4 or 5 different excursions that are offered in Whittier.

There is the Portage Glacier Cruise & the Blackstone Glacier cruise. Both of these excursions will take you out in small boats (about 100-pax max) for an up-close ride to the faces of these amazing rivers of ice. These boats are made to get right up next to them plus you will have excellent narration of the area, you’ll even get to see and touch samples of glacial ice.

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This is the Portage Glacier.

The Alaska Wildlife & Museum Tour!

If you didn’t see a moose or a bear during your cruise, here’s your chance! This tour will take you to the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center which helps to rehabilitate injured Alaskan Wildlife. Plus you will also visit the Alaskan Museum of History & Art where you can learn more about Alaskan Culture.

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The Bison

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Yes…..That’s a bear in a tree hanging out.

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The Moose trying to escape the snow.

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The other Animals in the Sanctuary

Grant is the tall guy on the left, then Kat, James & Ross

The guy who looks like the Michelin Man in the front is me. Nobody told me it was black jacket day.

The last one I will mention for this day (there are more so check them out) is the Alyeska Mountain Resort Lunch & Alaska Native Heritage Center.

First you head over to the ski resort where you will take a cable car ride to the top of the mountain for some great pics and you have lunch at the top.

Then they will also bring you to the Heritage Center where if you are interested in learning about the Native Alaskans this is a fantastic exhibit. Filled with representation of all of the Native Alaskan tribes. They have shows with Native American costumes and dance. Plus when you head out back of the main building, they have an area where they have different types of homes that are from the different areas of Alaska to show you how the natives lived. THIS IS FASCINATING. During our trip today we had a gentleman named Rain who showed us around filled with great tales of how his people once lived.

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Some of the many displays at the heritage center.

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This is Rain inside one of the native homes talking about one of their canoes.

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Outside one of the native home displays.

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The front entrance to the heritage center.

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This is the main stage where they do the dances and a giant map of Alaska. Each color on the map represents a different tribe of the Native Alaskans.

It was a great day and tomorrow we are off to Juneau, the capital city of Alaska where we will have lots more adventures for me to report to you. It’s been a busy day and an early day tomorrow, so I gotta hit the sack. Bedtime for Bonzo. Talk to you again tomorrow.

Chris

Thank’s Bubba mate and we look forward to the next chapter………..do they have Waffle Houses in Alaska?

Many of you know my mate Al Ernst Carnival’s 433rd best comedian. Here is a photo of Al and as you can see he has had an accident.

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Al was running a Marathon when he accidentally dropped the triple cheeseburger he was eating while running and slipped on the pickle snapping his tendons……..we wish Al well and he should be applauded for still flying to the ships to entertain Carnival Guests. Al is the best one-legged comedian in the fleet.

So, I apologize for the shortness of the blog today but where duty calls I must follow and my duty is packing and closing the house down again. I see from the comments that my sister Suzanne or Sue Drip as I have always called her has slapped on a comment on the blog thingy. She is a merchant banker and lives with her husband Paul and my amazing niece and nephew Luke and Isabelle.

You know, I was always a bit cruel to my sister. I remember one day she was upstairs in her bedroom getting ready for a date. She was 16 so must have been 20………anyway we were both living at home and the door rang…………it was Suzanne’s date………I opened the door and there stood the strangest looking thing I had ever seen………..he had green hair……and for some reason was wearing leg warmers.

He said that he was here to collect Suzanne…….I looked at this young man………his hair looked like someone had sneezed on him and his leg warmers made him look like someone from the movie “Fame”……….so……I did what any big brother would do……….I told him that Suzanne had chicken pox and was highly contagious………..he left without a word.

To this day I have never admitted to my Sister what I told young Booger Head so while I am at it I should also admit that it was me that put pop rocks in her cat’s litter tray and also I was the one who on the day of their wedding let myself into their house…….took all of her husbands Paul’s underwear……soaked them in water and put them in the freezer………..oh yes………I was also the one who took all the screws out of the legs on your bed so when it collapsed it wasn’t because Paul is a stud……………….oops.

So, we are off to Copenhagen and stand by for lots of photos and blogs about our European adventure ready for Carnival Splendor.

Hope you will join me

Goodnight

Your Friends

John and Heidi

47 Comments

  • I have a friend who specialises in accident claims, and he tells me that Al called him with a view to suing McWendyKing (the makers of said burger).

    Unfortunately, my friend’s office has a very steep staircase and Al fell, breaking his other leg.

    He would sue, but my friend insists that Al hasn’t a leg to stand on.

    ;-)

  • Gav and Em Real
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Brilliant – Sister’s are brilliant for winding up, aren’t they! I told my sister that if she cut Barbie’s hair it would grow back – ooops!!!

    HeHeHe!

    Gav and Em

  • Hi John/Heidi:
    Great pictures out of Alaska. Bubba looks like he’s enjoying himself even though the temperature is 50 degrees cooler than what he is accustomed to.
    Welcome to your sister to your blog. I look forward to reading her comments as she catches up from your hijinx over the past year.
    Great interview with Captain Donselaar. I didn’t realize how superstitious some captains apparently are.
    Glad Heidi got back safely and hopefully you are almost ready to begin your European trek.
    Thanks for keeping in touch and looking forward to reading more.
    David

  • Say John,

    How many times can a ship be christened? Eurodam has already been christened
    http://www.eurodamnews.com:80/2007/09/28/eurodam-floated-out-in-marghera-today/

    Only the naming should be left.

  • Linda (Mom of DJ)
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    John:

    Reading about Holland America’s newest ship being the largest passenger ship to fly a Dutch flag, reminded me of a purchase I made this year.

    I have always loved gold coins worn as jewelry, with a necklace. I have looked at many over the years, but I wanted one with some significant meaning to me.

    This year in Grand Cayman, I ran across a Dutch Ducat minted in 1776…encased in gold and ready to be placed on a chain.

    Now there is one thing I have learned about jewelry. Whether it is my Rolex watch or hubby’s Breitling watch….it is still a watch. (and to be perfectly honest–not really worth the amount of money they cost). But we purchase them and wear them, because this is what we want.

    The same goes for antique coins. (especially purchased in Grand Cayman) You don’t buy them and worry about the resale ability. You buy them because you “fall in love” and I did.

    I liked the way the coin looked, because the warrior on the coin resembles a Colonial Patriot at first glance.

    This coin’s history was interesting to me, because it was minted in the year 1776; the year we Americans gained our independence from….well “you know who”… (sorry).

    So between the date 1776 and the warrior looking like a Colonial Patriot (and the fact that David had already gone back to the ship without any knowledge that I had run across this….and had left me the American Express card)… I bought the coin.

    After I got home, I made another discovery that made the coin even more special.

    From this website:
    http://amsterdam.usconsulate.gov/dutchamerican_heritage.html

    Here is a quote:
    “Only four months after our newly minted nation declared its independence, a brigantine – a small two-masted vessel – called the Andrew Doria that had recently been converted from a merchant ship to one of the first four ships in the Continental navy, sailed into the Dutch port of St. Eustatius.

    When the Andrew Doria fired the ritual salute of 11 guns upon entering the harbor, the Governor of St. Eustatius Johannes de Graaff ordered the guns of Fort Orange to return the salute. That day, November 16, 1776, marks the first instance in which a foreign power recognized the American colonies as a sovereign nation.

    And this event has found its place in the annals of both Dutch and American history as the first salute by any foreign power to an American flag.”

    And now when I look at it, I think of Heidi (and of course you) as well.

    Thanks for the pictures of Alaska. What wonderful reminders of an absolutely great cruise.

    Hope your travels tomorrow are “Murphy Free”!!

    We can’t wait to hear all about these distant lands that we hope to travel to one day. (or “back to” as is the case with Italy)

    Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
    Lady in Waiting ~Domestically Challenged

  • Carol Schoenberger
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Hi John,

    I was going to say this was an excellent blog, but after reading the last part about what you did to your sister, I’m not sure.

    But, I did love the interview with Captain van Donselaar. It looks like he’s had his run-ins with Mr. Murphy and his law too. Holland America is amazing. Did Heidi enjoy his choice of dinner menu?

    And Bubba-Part 3 – Awesome photos.

    Now, back to you. I know you are extremely glad that you have Heidi and your luggage back (in that order). But what an older brother you are! I always wanted an older brother, now I’m not so sure. If she didn’t know what you did before, she does now. I’m sure Suzanne will come up with the right pay-back. Maybe she’ll join the Evil Krewe. Then watch out John.

    OK, happy packing Heidi, and have a safe trip.

    Hugs,
    Carol

  • Tim Kriebel, MCPO, USN Retired
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Really John, you’ve been at sea for twenty odd years and you called them “ropes” in your question to the Captain…….any good seafarer knows they are called “lines”…..may I suggest some nautical training for the non-sailors in the crew……almost as bad as some folks calling the ship a “boat”. Just a little friendly nudge from a real Sailor….Cheers….

    Tim

  • John and Bubba, thanks for the nice pictures of Alaska. BUT and I do say BUT it will never get me to leave Michigan in the summer to go see ice and snow. I will still leave Michigan in the winter leaving the ice and snow behind to go on a cruise to the Caribbean.

    John I invited your sister to click on my name above and use my blog to dump on you whenever she wants The same goes for your mate Alan that you are always making fun of.

    Alan, I hope John told you about the April fools joke I pulled on him since I did it just for you.

    KING EDWARD THE BIG
    With a target on his back

  • BroMate – you are going to catch it from all the women, but let me tell you, I understand completely. I have a sister who should have been treated just the same. You are truly and inspiration. And please don’t sell your Land Rover – it is so you. How many miles are you going to put on it while on the Splendor, anyway???

  • John,
    Glad your luggage got there in a timely manner. It was returned much faster than Amanda’s. I am really anxious to see some pictures from Copenhagen. My husband, Jim, was in Scandanavia the summer after he graduated from high school. Struck out on his own to see the area. He has wonderful stories to tell about Copenhagen. He really loved Norway. Spent a lot of time in Oslo. Anyway, he is looking forward to returning to Denmark in July.
    Have a safe trip!
    Ruth

  • Oh, my god! You were a bit mean to your sister.
    Glad you are enjoying your brief visit home.
    Hope Heidi had fun with her Mum. The Alaska Chronicles from “Bubba” are great. Will tune in tommorrow for more of the adventures……………

  • Mr. and Mrs. Idiot
    April 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    John,
    I’m so glad that you’re not my brother!

    Love Chris’ entries. He was our CD on the Inspiration a couple of years ago and we loved him. He does a mean “Blues Brothers.”

  • You John, just sit quietly in the corner for awhile please.

    SUZANNE – if you can not come up with retaliation sufficient for REAL payback we will all be very glad to help. I don’t care how long ago any of these pranks were, they all merit some kind of tit for tat action.

    And now on to you John. Why the heck can’t you cook? Ok, frying an egg is terribly difficult and would probably take you several years of culinary school, but what about nuking a hot dog or frozen meal. I know you can work the toaster, time to advance to a larger piece of kitchen equipment. AND, operating a washing machine really isn’t rocket science! Even if you washed something red with your underwear, I don’t see you strutting around sans pants so who would know. Something tells me your Mum did a better job of raising you than you are letting on here.

    Best be real good to Heidi as she sounds like a gem!

    Till tomorrow – Barb

  • Oh John, you were so nasty to Suzanne….I’m glad you weren’t my brother…..I have 2 younger brothers who used to pull nasty pranks on me.

    What’s a merchant banker????? Hello Suzanne, welcome to John’s blog thingy. Tell us all the dirt on John, will you????? Thank you.

    Have a good trip to Copenhagen.

    Cheers,
    Cindy :)

  • Dude, Big Ed, Alaska is beautiful and warm during the summer! There’s only snow on the peaks of the mountains–promise! It’s sort of like North Dakota…really cold and rotten during the winter, but the best place in the world during the summer…not too hot, not too humid.

    Alaska was my first cruise (honeymoon!), and it was beautiful. Planning to go back soon. You should give it a try.

  • dude! i know you are gunning for big ed and now reading how evil you can be i’ll have to help the rest of the krewe protect our big guy! ha ha ha

    poor al ernst! now THAT’S bubba! for sure.

    tell heidi to “pack light”, i learned how and it is such a relief! plus you won’t have to lift the heavy bags. tell her you are too old! ha ha ha ha ha that ought to do it.

    sorry i felt evil today!

    smiles, bonnie and prince charlie

    ps: hi steph! nice blog honey!

  • Welcome back Heidi….I do not envy your hazmat laundry adventure…John’s broiled soiled undergarments …..the mere thought triggers an olfactory response to recoil….

    Such Eval things you did your sister….how funny errrr I mean dastardly!!!

    Excellent interview with the Holland America captain Jeroen van Donselaar… the locations mentioned in the interview make me yearn to visit The Netherlands…….
    Growing up in a Dutch community with places like Vriesland, Zeeland, Overisel, Drenthe, Harlem, Graafschap, and New Groningen, I want to explore the places from which my ancestors named them.

    Mark
    The Flying Dutchman

  • Should Heidi read this, you’ll be “eternal doghouse” starting today. Most important thing to return….your underwear. Second, your Heidi. For your sake, I hope I’m reading this incorrectly :)

    On a totallly dfferent note, how is Stephanie handling her new “blog duties” [is the the one who's "Junior" to your "Senior Vice President" position?]

  • John – the Kuppens had a SON, not a daughter.!!

  • The Bears - Barb & Carl
    April 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    John,
    I Really enjoyed Bubba Chris’ photos today. Even saw a couple of familiar sights. Tell him to be sure to send more pictures the end of May… It’s beautiful there at that time of year.

    Poor Al… Wish him well for us. He’s a great comedian. Carl and I really enjoyed him on the Bloggers Cruise.

    John…. you were and probably still are… an evil big brother. I hope you feel better after your confession. But watch out, your sister might just come aboard Big Ed’s Evil Krewe and then you will be in BIG trouble!

    Enjoy Copenhagen…send pictures!
    Big Bear HUGS to both you and Heidi!
    Barb

  • Kathleen (Bucket Lady)
    April 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    John,

    My brother buried my favorite doll in the backyard with only her head sticking out of the ground. I was the only girl between two brothers, but it makes you grow up fast.
    You were just a typical brother who was a pain in the bottom.

    Ciao, Kathleen

  • musingsofjustjon
    April 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    John -

    Glad to hear that you got your luggage back. I was beginning to fear that you might have to go commando for the euro trip.

    Shivers!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JustJon

  • Well John I have to tell you that Bubba is really getting me excited about going to Alaska next year! I’m wondering if maybe I should move that up…hmmmm…! I am however re-examining my thoughts about “no heavy coats needed, just layers” after looking at his pics! I’m thinking parka at this point! You know us So. Cal. folks are just so spoiled! “Snow? What do you mean snow? Why I’ll never sail with this….” lol! Gotta love people! I’m glad Heidi made peace with your underthings! It should make your life a bit easier in the near future! I hope you both have a wonderful time on your trip!
    Mike & Mary

  • John,

    What was the name of that pickled herring dish that you said was a must try in Amsterdam. It sounds like you find it at kiosk stands and such.

    Are there any near the port that you can recommend or if worth a special trip, anywhere else?

    Thanks,
    bill

  • Stephanie Martin
    April 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Poooor l’il sis…one word – karma

  • Good Day John and Heidi,

    I had the pleasure of sailing with CD Chris “Bubba”Roberts on the Carnival Spirit headed to Hawaii in Sept 2002 and he was great. Yes we have a very good Waffle House in Juneau and there is a Starbucks in town also, not bad for population 30,000. I could even share directions to Waffle House as it is out the road by the University of Alaska, crew shuttle doesn’t go there.

    As you are traveling checking out and setting up the shore tours for the Splendor I have a request. The longest tour that is Hermitage only in St Petersburg is 4 hours any chance of getting a tour that is Hermitage only that would be longer. My relatives who were with you on the Legend say you need many hours to see even a small part of the Hermitage.

    I am really jealous now because I still have to wait 101 more days to head to those wonderful ports awaiting us on the Splendor. OK I’ll forgive you if you send lots of pictures.

    Have a wonderful time,
    Kersplott

  • Hi John,
    I am going to see George Carlin in Atlantic City NJ this weekend. If I have the opportunity to meet him I will tell him that Captain van Donselaar would love to have him on board.
    John I hope this doesn’t offend you or put you in the doghouse but I have to tell Heidi that my husband does his own laundry and packs himself…I do cook every night though.
    Enjoy your trip..I look forward to the blogs.Kim Parker

  • John,
    What’s with your blog today??? You listed your underwear before Hedi??? TO THE DOGHOUSE WITH YOU!!!

    As for your sister….I had two older brothers who pulled many, many pranks on me….maybe that’s how I got evil…anyway, I’m full of payback pranks if she is interested!

    Mr. Cheap would go on an Alaska cruise right now if you were the CD….he has always wanted to go!!

    Hedi, welcome home, and I send my sympathy to you about John’s underwear!
    Princess Susan

  • Good to hear you got your luggage back big mate.
    _BigMike
    Security

  • Sue frm Narrowsburg, NY
    April 4th, 2008 at 4:32 am

    Hi John/Heidi and everyone,

    Hey Nanni, I remember those Carnival planes too. Whatever happened to them? You will have to please tell us John whatever happened to Carnival Airlines. I can’t believe that I’m still up, have trouble sleeping sometimes, so I figured that I’d check the blog again. I agree to with Linda, that maybe you should work for Carnival, Nanni as a vacation planner, or something like that. (nanni, “talk ” to you soon.)

    ‘Bye,
    Sue frm Narrowsb.

  • John…

    I’m catching up here… Sorry, I’ve been silent for a few days, but I’m going back to comment on your past blogs… I’ve been reading them, but at work, I can read, but can’t post… Some weird filter when it comes to blogs…

    I love the Captain!! And he’s romantic, too!! WOO HOO!!! Good for him. His wife and Mum are his beautiful ladies! WOW!!! And I’m so grateful I didn’t see lamb as his meal… I need to post something about the Captain on the QV and his love of lamb with mint sauce… Humpf…

    WONDERFUL, your suitcase arrives with dirty laundry just in time for Heidi’s return… What a Murphy’s visit for Heidi. I thought maybe you’d have your mum do it or send it out while Heidi was gone… Humm, where’s your romance today??? Non-existent I believe. (But we still love you…) :-)

    I want to sail in Europe! And this HAL vessel sounds wonderful!! Cpoenhagen… that’s so close to Odense and we still have family there! The Edlefsen side of the family is there… This may be a future cruise of mine. The Eurodam… a Dutch Captain… and wonderful ports of call!!

    Oh, Mum I want to be invited to dinner. All your choices, Roast Beef, Yourkshire Pudding, Brussels Sprouts… Yep… all favorites of mine!!! Add a nice wine and maybe some triffle.. I’ll be banging on the door!!!

    I’m off… Have a spendid day. Give my best to Heidi, along with my sympathies and a nose clip. Maybe even tongs to lift the clothes into the washer…
    Lambie

  • So here I am ‘pondering’ about a response to my brother…. hmmmm

    But before that, let’s go over a few other things my darling big brother ‘inflicted’ on my youth.

    Pepper in my ice cream sunday, deep sea crabs and seaweed in my bed after a trawler fishing excursion, bees under my pillow, knife throwing into my mum and dads sofa (although they were fish knives) with me as his willing accomplise only to get caught because I couldn’t run as fast as him !

    As for my wedding night … mmmmm he forgot to mention … removing every single lightbulb from our appartment, cling-filming the toilet which I was the first one to use …. in my dress…. and my husbands underware neatly packed for our honeymoon …. he neglected to point out that he also attatched 2lbs of frozen bacon to the frozen briefs …. but even after all that he’s still my brother … and I wouldn’t tell anyone about his morbid fear of cotton wool.

    I live with my family in Hong Kong now and we rarely get to see each other but when we do he is the perfect uncle and teaches my kids all the ‘good ‘english words they can go back and teach their friends at school, for which ALL of the Asia ex-pat community parents are eternally grateful as their children unite in a chorus of ‘Is that a bugger in the sugar’

  • Hey John!

    Being the older sibling is always fun.. we play the best pranks! :) Although, i’m surprised she didn’t know it was you after awhile! hehe!

  • Thank you, thank you for the nice interview with the captain of the Eurodam! I am so looking forward to being on this ship in August…and on it for the very FIRST transatlantic crossing and first arrival into New York! How special!!! I’ll definitely be blogging all about it:-)

  • Today, CruiseCritic.com has a srory about “John Heald: Television Star”
    http://www.cruisecritic.com/news/news.cfm?ID=2481

  • John’s Sister

    Suzanne, Please tell us more. We know how he slants his stories to make himself look like the little angle that he isn’t. What is “cotton woll”. I got to add that to the evil things list.

    Like I said before you can post a comment on my blog anytime just click on my name on the top of this comment. We don’t want deleting the good stuff do we, LOL.

    BIG ED
    Your friend in Evil

  • good luck on your European visit! Eat some reindeer, enjoy Porvoo. Have fun in Tallinn, etc. etc.!

  • Linda (Mom of DJ)
    April 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    John:

    If they do a TV series, I would play the “karaoke host” for free!!!!

  • To John sister:
    Thanks for sharing, you could write a blog too with all the material you have :) John !!!!!!!!! You were terrible !!!! and I guess you still are LOL
    ED !!! Cotton wool
    bees?? crabs?? UYY!!!

  • Sympathy to Heidi and your sister.
    The pictures from Alaska are great. We plan on an Alaskan cruise next year. I plan to bring a heavy coat! I much prefer the warmer climates. :-)

  • Carol Schoenberger
    April 4th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Hi Suzanne,

    You have to get payback for all those pranks. Have you done anything to him? Tell us more about little Johnny, well maybe not, since he’s your older brother.

    He really did all those mean things? What did you do right after any of those pranks, get even?

    Please write more.

    Carol

  • Mark Twain and a Half
    April 4th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    John and Heidi,

    Have a good trip to Copenhagen. John, be careful lifting those suitcases. If you don’t, I’m worried your arms might rip off your body and then you’d look like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy grail.

    Heidi, I didn’t say it before because everyone else already was, but your new haircut looks great! Watch out for those Danish sailors – I hear they are almost as bad as Italians. ;-)

  • Carol Schoenberger
    April 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Hi John,

    IMPORTANT – READ THIS.

    I am a genius!!!! I just looked at Carnival’s website and found the following piece of news:

    “MIAMI (April 2, 2008) — Carnival Cruise Lines has added a new eight-day eastern Caribbean cruise option from New York aboard the 2,124-passenger Carnival Miracle featuring port calls to Grand Turk, Turks & Caicos; the private island of Half Moon Cay; and Nassau, The Bahamas.

    The new cruise route will be offered approximately once a month from May through September 2009 and will complement the ship’s existing eastern Caribbean cruise schedule from New York featuring stops at San Juan, Puerto Rico; St. Thomas, U.S.V.I., and Tortola, British Virgin Islands.
    “We’re always seeking exciting and attractive itinerary choices for our guests and the Carnival Miracle’s new eight-day cruise option combines the opportunity to visit three distinctively different tropical destinations with the convenience of departing from New York, one of America’s great cities,” said Lynn C. Torrent, Carnival’s senior vice president of sales and guest services. ”

    John, this is exactly what I suggested to you before your Miami meetings. Yippeeee!

    I think this would make an excellent choice for another 2009 Bloggers cruise. I still want to know what the Dream will be doing, but this is excellent.

    Hugs,
    Carol

  • Hey Suzanne: Sounds like it is payback time, you should send him a care packaged filled with worms, or spiders or whatever bugs you have in Hong Kong, that should fix him!

    Hey Johnny boy, you sure were and probably still are a little devil! Behave yourself! That impish grin in the picture of you in front of your Range Rover! Now really! We know the true John, I hope! Linda

  • Re: The post earlier by Mark The Flying Dutchman
    The pic in the post of the car covered in bird poop…
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/16201371@N00/2375579965

    That is a French car, oui ?

    Phil & Liz

  • John, you were so mean to your sister… shame on you!

    **snort** @ Caravanparkmanager
    Good one!

    Al, hopin’ you git to feeling more gooder soon!

    Hi Stephanie!
    :-D )

    Getting ready to do haz-mat duty (laundry) myself…I’m really, really scared!

  • Hi John,

    First, let me apologize for going so long without commenting, but I *have* been reading your blog and enjoying it.

    I would just like to point out that while you referred to Eurodam as Holland America Line’s flagship, this honor actually goes jointly to the sister ships Rotterdam (since 1997) and Amsterdam (since 2000). They will probably keep the title until they are replaced with new ships (the last HAL flagship was the previous Rotterdam, from 1959 to 1997).

    Best,
    Doug

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