Denmark is supposed to be a Scandinavian Country yet today I saw no Midnight Sun, no reindeer and nobody skiing…………..I saw lots of Toblerone and enough Herring to make you think that the North Sea is as devoid of Herring as Naomi Campbell is devoid of manners.
Good evening everyone……………it’s 9 pm and it’s a long, long day…………..now…………before we start I want you to go to your refrigerator…………find a piece of cheese…………..any cheese will do…………..off you go…………now take the cheese……………put it next to a fire or some kind of heating element……………let it sit there for an hour………then take the cheese and place it in a sock………………leave it there overnight ………….then first thing in the morning put your nose deep into the sock and breathe in ……………… good………………now that’s how my feet smell right now……as does Heidi…………in fact………tonight ………….we smell so bad ………….we should change our names to Monsieur et Madame Fromage Pied ………(that’s Mr. and Mrs. cheese feet in French………..and they should know.) I felt it necessary to let you know this so you can feel in my pain………..it really has been a long but rewarding day.
