I am sitting here laughing……out loud……someone is having a laugh……someone must know I am writing a Blog thingy…….the people in the two seats next to me are looking at me as though I should be wearing a straight jacket…….everyone else is moaning and complaining in various languages …….why…….well just 30 seconds ago we were welcomed aboard the flight by Helga the cabin attendant who told us in Russian, German and then English that Das Air Conditioning is kaput…………..I promise I am not making this up……Helga closed the doors and 200 passengers are about to fly in a plane for 1 hour and 10 minutes with no air circulation.
Scheisser
Aufweidersehen
Johann
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John, for the sake of the Frenchman sitting next to you and all the other passengers I hope you did not pack any of your SF jelly beans for this trip.
BIG Ed
Murphy has a new name…Helga.
Well, I would suggest to you right now John to start taking off as much clothing as possible…LOL…that would go along really well with your laughing!
princess susan
John,
Use your Jet Pack Fuel and help the plane go faster I think you could probably cut off a hour of travel time. Hi Heidi, we all miss you.
Kevin
ps…you know John, I don’t think I want to ever travel with you except on a Carnival ship!!
princess Susan
Dear Johann
Scheiesser ist correct!
ROFLMAO
Mit du
Elizabeth Tucker
Oh my!! I can’t even imagine. A full plane of all French folks!! haha
I’m sure Heidi will want to give you a BIG HUG as soon as you get into the airport! haha
ONLY YOU!!! Murphy must be sitting on your shoulder! He is not as kind as Mr. Bell, and seems to have decided that you need his constant assistance. If people didn’t know you, they would think that you make this stuff up! Safe, but warm and stinky flight.
Sheryl
Oh, man that sucks. Well, at least you have Helga there to provide the primo service that you have some to expect from the Russian Airlines.
BigMike
Blog Security Director
Did you bring your SF Jelly Beans with you?
How about your Thong?
Careful, Mate…I can translate Scheisser…but I would have said the same thing had I experienced all you have been through!!! No doubt, going to Russia by cruise ship is the ONLY way to go (yaaay…in August!!!).
And the hits keep coming! Beginning to make Air Estonia sound like an enjoyable event.
John, God forbid if the jelly beans are starting to work!!! Stay cool and kiss Heidi with much love when you see her!!!!!
Paula Baker
John…
It’s an adventure and blog fodder… research… you’re doing research!!!
Lambie
Good Lord…. Flying in Helga’s Sauna …. You were wearing a towel correct?
You’re gonna smell like a Frenchman after
Fly safely!
David