Just once I would like to write “I am on the flight, everything is OK and nothing abnormal has happened.” ……….but I cannot. There seems more chance of going to Nassau and not having someone ask you if you want your hair braided than me having nothing to report.

We took off an hour ago……on time…….and here I am in my nice business class seat, I just ordered a chicken something for lunch and so far we have been turbulence free. I have my noise reduction headphones on and while I write to you I am listening to the Jazz and Smooth channel.

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Heathrow airport should forget about running airports and should instead do children’s parties because the place is run by clowns.

Good morning and here I am once again doing what I hate most……flying. If you are new to the blog and don’t know how much I hate flying …..well……..I would rather go swimming in a lake full of Piranhas with a sirloin steak tied round my thingy than face this 11 hours stuck in a metal tube filled with air as fresh as a Frenchman’s armpits.

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