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A New Kind of English…..And Chef Todd

So there I was happily munching away on a piece of mozzarella, life was good, the soft cheese blended well with the gorgeous little cherry tomatoes and I had a great view of a gorgeous supermodel type who had more plastic than 15 boxes of Tic Tacs and had forgotten to put her skirt on. [...]

Goodnight from Capri

Capri……..if you have never been you have missed a magical place where the worries of the world are ignored and forgotten. The moment you step onto the island you are embraced by its charm and grace……..no wonder poets, artists and movie makers all desire to eternalize Capri on canvass, in word or on film.
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The Italian News Blog

Did you see the news this morning……………I did…………..and once again the world has gone mad.
Good morning from Naples where the sun is shinning and I have just finished my breakfast of cereal and a cracker with cheese…………..who needs eggs, bacon, sausages and loads of toast oozing with butter when you can have shredded wheat and [...]

The Sting

If there is one thing that will get you out of a grumpy mood it is of course sunshine, good food and great company……………oh and being stranded on an desert island with Uma Thurman, winning the lottery and seeing the Miami Heat win the NBA championship next year and owning an Aston Martin and having [...]