She is home and as we speak she is puffing up the cushions and having a bit of a tidy but so far…….I have not received a bollocking and remain free of the doghouse.

Heidi flew home on Easy Jet so it will come as no surprise that her flight was delayed by 40 minutes…….maybe there was a cow on the line.

While it is common place to see the Police with guns in most countries I still cannot get used to seeing them here armed to the teeth.
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My mission should I accept it……….and I had no choice but to…………was to clean the house before Heidi came home and thus avoid an immediate relegation to the doghouse.

Heidi has not been here for over a month and even though for two of those weeks I was also not here (we were both on our Europe trip) when I examined the place last night it looked as though Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and George Hamilton had held a party there. Now, I am not suggesting that there were empty beer cans, cigarette buts, bits of Pizza and scantily clad women laying all over the floor but it certainly looked ………. well ………..not up to the standards that Heidi expects.

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