An Interview with Guest Blogger Captain Albert, Master of the Veendam…..oh, and other bits and pieces

Slowly, very slowly I have started thinking about my diet and how I will without fail loose 60 pounds starting June 1st………………..however……………..it’s not going to be easy. This is not because I don’t have the will power because I truly think I do……………it’s going to be hard because the human body is badly designed. On the surface the human being appears to be a flawed design. Obviously our brains are magnificent and my two fingers can receive messages from Mrs. Brain allowing me to type my blog but in other ways Mrs.Brain is a complete idiot…………….Here’s why.

It doesn’t matter how many roast potatoes I eat, the body tells me that it wants one more. And then, instead of ejecting all the excess fat, the body feeds it to our hearts and veins, and we end up all dead and stuff.

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