It was Heidi’s turn yesterday evening to take command of the remote control because the following night I would be watching the football and I am sorry to report that it’s been a bad week for the world’s wildlife. I know this because I was forced to endure a night of watching the National Geographic which, as I refuse to take her on Safari is the closet she will get to seeing a Lesser Spotted African Bog Pig.
Firstly we watched a program that told us that Macaque monkeys have joined a list of 300 species in which the females are known to prefer girl-on-girl action to sex with a male……………….this means the females are watching The Ellen Degeneres Show while the males have become Monk Monkeys.
