The hardest part of a diet is starting ……but I have and I admit I have found it as difficult as Paris Hilton would taking part in a 7th grade spelling test.
However, as I ignored the gorgeous looking Italian bread and instead ate a bowl of muesli I knew that I was not alone as many of you are joining me. Therefore, knowing that you are all suffering along with me makes me feel better……….actually, that’s bollocks because as much as I love you all our friendship is not as strong as my desire to munch on a huge bowl of Gnocchi at lunchtime………..instead, I ate green stuff which was as satisfying as eating a bowl of air.
