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Oh Kenny Boy

An Olympic Sized Handbag

The Olympics is only a few weeks away and I just can’t get excited.
I should explain at the outset that I don’t much like athletics. Running is fine when you are late for a train, or when you are seven, but the concept of running in a circle for nothing but glory seems a bit [...]

The Bloginator

There are many things I am totally crap at and heading the list is anything to do with Engineering. I know that no matter how much training I received, or how many books I read, I could not build an electric toothbrush or a DVD player or an engine big enough to power a 100,000-ton [...]

An Opinionated Blog

I sat there with my bowl of Muesli and fruit ready to face the challenges of the day. The Officers mess was quiet at 7:15 am and apart from Blanca the waitress I was all alone. Then, in came a chap I had never seen before and ignoring the 15 other empty tables…………he came and [...]