I Can Help You….Stop Yawning

July 30, 2008 -

John Heald -

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In the years I have been a Cruise Director I have had passengers tell me I need to lose weight, I have had passengers tell me that I am not funny, I have passengers even tell me that I should dye my hair ………however, last night it was something new……..a passenger told me I should get my teeth fixed.

There I was, standing at the lobby bar after the show buying a bottle of water when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Now, its amazing that a few people really feel that as I am the Cruise Director on their vacation that it gives them the right to say what they want………….”You’re too fat”………..”You’re not funny”……….”Your grey hair makes you look old”…………and last night at 11:55 pm it was………..”You should get your teeth fixed.”

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