Posted on August 31, 2008 by John Heald
Here we go again.
From: SPLENDOR PURSERS
Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:35 AM
To: SPLENDOR CRUISE DIRECTOR
Cc: SPLENDOR PURSERS; SPLENDOR CHIEF PURSER
Subject: 9272 – Meeting with John request
Good morning, John.
Please be aware that I had a gentlemen at the desk who was very upset that he could not “just call and speak with John,” He used to be a captain and [...]
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Posted on August 30, 2008 by John Heald
I was born with a body that renders me quite incapable of doing anything very well.
I’m rubbish at everything. Tennis? I’m so spectacularly bad, I can only just beat my nephew Luke and he’s 7.
DIY and home improvement? For me this is simply impossible. Even if I attempt something simple, such as hanging a picture, [...]
Filed under: Destinations, Europe, Tales from the Ship, Travel | Tagged: Amsterdam, Carnival Splendor, Stuart Dunn | 31 Comments »
Posted on August 29, 2008 by newsfromsteph
lookingforwardtothenearlysmokefreecarnivalfreedom asked:
John -
I am most concerned that my question was not replied to:
To restate, please explain when you saw the boil on the butt of a baboon.
He who is known as Troublemaker
John Says:
Hello Mate, its been a long time since i wrote MISSINGTHESMOKEFREEPARADISEBUTLOOKINGFORWARDTOTHENEARLEYSMOKEEFREECARNIVALFREEDOMORMYMATJUSTJONASHEISNOWKNOWN
Where did I see a boil on a baboon’s bottom. Well, if I [...]
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Posted on August 29, 2008 by John Heald
It’s a strange old world. One minute you are in Amsterdam debarking guests and making last-minute preparations for Heidi to take charge and the next minute you are back at home in a pleasantly sunny UK.
I just returned from my doctor who gave me a bollocking for not losing enough weight but at the same [...]
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