Well, she has complained about the service, the entertainment, my jokes, the guests, the guests having too much fun and laughing and finally this morning she complained because unlike other lines we were not going to pack her suitcases for her.

And so, finally she ordered a meeting with Ken and myself and the wonderful Mrs. S. Nob informed me that I was “lower class” and “could never be a Cruise Director with her beloved Silversea Cruise or Cunard Line “………this was , she told me due to my “sexist humor” and “scruffy looks.”………….finally……..before strutting off like a constipated peacock she referred to the Maitre D Ken and I as………
“common.”

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