So, it was with much sadness that I said goodbye to Mrs.S.Nob this morning and she obviously felt the same way as she told me one last time how disappointed she was with me and how the guests onboard had been “beneath” her. There was nothing left for me to say so I just wished her a safe journey home and hoped that she never reads my blog and discovers I have a donkey named after her………..On this note I received a comment from a blogger called Kevin……here it is.
“No offense John but I found your comments about “Mrs. S” posted on this forum to be inappropriate. This is a Carnival client, apparently on other brands as well. Whatever her issue, right or wrong, to publicly critique a paying customer on this blog is in extremely poor taste.
In this day and age of flexible court interpretation of the law, to post something like this is something I would not want to be on the hook for, or place my employer on either.
No offense John but I am not impressed with this cross marketing attempt at all. Honestly Cunard to me has lost the very essence that made it attractive for Micky Arison to buy. Same hull designs, same designers, same suppliers, same PR people for all the brands…Cunard has evolved into an upscale version of a Joe Farcus designed Carnival ship.
I applaud the initiative to potentially bring and keep more travelers in the Carnival family. Thank you, but no thank you.
Kevin”
Thanks for the kind words mate. I appreciate your comments and you may actually be right, however, at no time do I name this lady and I respect her identity without exception. However, she was a character and this is what this blog is all about. The good, the bad and the ugly……..I won’t let this be a blog where I say everything is great all the time…..it isn’t . This is proven here by posting your comment which I could have easily ignored. However, opinions are what makes this world a wonderful one and, although I disagree with everything you have said, I respect yours without exception.
As for Cunard…….well, we talk about that later…………oh, by the way, your writing style reminds me of someone I used to work with – have we met?
Is he right……should I not share with you these stories?………let me know.
As for Mrs S. Nob ………. She really does believe that she is king of the jungle…………….and in the world of nature the female usually is.
Only recently we were shown pictures in the newspapers of a lioness that had attacked another mother’s cub and then dragged its bloody carcass under a tree and eaten it.
Then you have the praying mantis. As we all know, the female celebrates a successful impregnation by biting the head off her lover.
Other examples include the Mills-McCartney, a curious one-legged animal that infests the male’s nest for a short period of time and then leaves with most of its contents.
And now comes news from the world of science that female chimpanzees in Senegal like nothing better than to rush about in the jungle murdering as many other primates as possible. In fact, to make the murdering easier, they’ve even learnt in recent decades how to make spears from branches.
Researchers are saying this proves that the origins of technology in humans came from the female of the species, and that therefore Winston Churchill must have been a woman.
Maybe so. But for me, what it shows is that in the big wide world of nature it’s the females that are the violent spouse beaters. And it’s not just praying mantises, chimps and lions either. We see girl power among golden hamsters, hyenas and many types of fish.
Indeed, Mrs Tuna will have rumpy pumpy with her mate and then it’s “Wham, bam, thank you man” as she immediately rushes off to find a new sexual partner, leaving the first to look after her eggs…………………..We see the same sort of thing during Spring Break.
So, good morning from a very cold and wet Dover. The English Channel treated us to a bumpy ride last night and this morning as I sit and look out of my window I can see one of the high speed ferries which run from Dover to Calais five times a day ploughing through the waves. For those of you who do not know where Calais is , its in France…………..for those who don’t know where France is…………………………France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe.
It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular importance and with no decent shops. France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and Euro Disney. Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine.
There will be another top tip on France in a moment.
Debarkation was slower than usual today and that’s all the fault of the British summer. The rain has been driving down this morning. Normally we are able to put down the luggage on the pier while we wait for space in the terminal. However, we certainly don’t want to get people’s luggage wet so we were a little slower this morning. The rain also affects everyone’s mood and certainly the feeling of having to go home and back to work was not helped by the wet weather this morning. Anyway, we started debarkation at 6:45am and finished at 9:45am………..about 40 minutes longer than usual.
Although we had a few “unique guests,” as always the majority were wonderful and all had a great time. We are now in a “routine” which always takes a few weeks and now I feel we have ironed out all the creases. Sometimes on the blog thingy I worry that anyone who reads what I write may think that all the Carnival guests are like Mrs.S.Nob. ………………well, they are not. 99.9% are fun loving people who walk off the vessel having had the time of their life. Each and every ship………..not just Carnival vessels, have “characters” sailing each cruise…………..and these characters are what adds a little hot sauce to our our daily diet of blog.
This cruise we have 3347 guests sailing and two things are noticeable straight away. Firstly, we have only 244 children onboard which is about 200 less than last voyage and I think this cruise may set a record in Europe for the most British guests we have carried on Carnival as we have 908 sailing. Here is the breakdown of non U.S. guests.
As you can see, we have one guest from France. For those of you who don’t know much about France let me give you another blog thingy top tip. France has a population of 56 million people. Fifty-two million of these drink and smoke (the other 4 million are small children). French men are very romantic, and want rumpy pumpy all the time. Men sometimes have girls’ names like Marie or Michel, and they kiss each other when they meet…………twice.
Now, let’s have a look at some photos from the Windmills and Edam tour from yesterday in Holland. This is a peaceful and easy tour for all to enjoy. You visit a place where there are 70 of the traditional Dutch windmills all in a row………….no cars……………just the windmills and a few sheep and goats and stunning Dutch countryside. Then it’s off to Edam where of course the cheese with the same name comes from. The village is small and full of little curiosity shops that sell……well……cheese as well as lots of nick nacks. Here are a few photos taken by Claire, our Dance Captain.
OK, I hope you are enjoying the Cruise Director interviews which are designed to give you an idea of who is on what ship and to find out a little about these great people before you sail. Hopefully, a Cruise Director will add a lot to your vacation and certainly at Carnival Cruise Lines………..we feel we have the best in the business.
Now, today, we are going to feature the first of our lady Cruise Directors. Here is the terrific Darcy E. Knievel shown here with her team of Entertainment Staff.
1. Can you tell us which ship you currently are on and when you are due to leave.
I am at home on the Carnival Destiny. At this point I am here through next year, taking a brief vacation in February and returning again.
2. Carnival Cruise Directors come from very diverse backgrounds. Some have entertainment experience, some, like me have none. Can you tell us about your background and how you ended up with the best job in the world.
Before coming to ships I was never very grounded, so I did a little bit of everything. I had originally studied to be a minister, then decided to run nightclubs. Being a Cruise Director seems to fall right in the middle.
3. Before we talk about some of your favorite parts of the job, lets talk about the areas behind the scenes……….the things guests never see. Tell us about what a Cruise Director does when he or she is not on the stage but keeps you just as busy.
In the interest of space I can give a brief rundown of what I did yesterday:
- Answered emails to a few colleagues, team members and one to my mom and dad.
- -Checked out the Olympic standings and the weather for the day ahead and the day to follow.
- Took a walk around to look at some of our improvements happening on the ship.
- Met with the Captain and the Senior Officers to review the ship, the cruise, our guests and crew.
- Met with a gentlemen who was interested in magic on ships.
- Met with a gentlemen who was on board to assist with our new Safety Initiative.
- Spoke with the Musical Director about a new themed music night and how it has been working – we had to do a little tweaking to get the timing just right.
- Completed my Caper for the day and sent it to be translated and printed.
- Went to the Staff Captain for a “special meeting” with one of my team who had some fun in the disco the night before (oops, a lesson learned).
- Met with my Asst. Cruise Director to dicuss what was coming up for him.
- Planned my Guest Safety Team Meeting
- Met with the stage technician company who is on board to make imporvements to our drops for the shows.
- Realized I had made a bad bet against a certain team in the Olympics and called the Youth Director to get face paint so I could display the Canadian flag across my face as I walked down the Promenade.4. A Cruise Director is happiest when performing or being with guests. Can you tell us two activities or events that you would call your signature items…………events that make you stand out from the crowd.
Destiny Super Star- I love having guests be the star of the show! Everyone comes up to sing, but then I get a chance to chat with them and get to know them a little better. You would never believe what some people will say on stage!
Toga Party- what can I say? Who doesn’t love to don a bed sheet and do some dancing? This is one of my favorite new activities because it is a costume party where everyone can join in! It is always a good night to see folks out and about.
On Deck for the Cure (I needed three because they are all different but still favorites). This is a fundraiser we get to do on board for the Susan G. Komen Foundation for breast cancer research. This is a cause very near to my heart (literally and figuratively). Each week I meet amazing people who walk because they know someone who is struggling with this, or because they have lost someone to this, or because they have survived through this. Amazing and incredible people.
5. What has been your most challenging moment as Cruise Director so far
Going through a hurricane. I will never forget my first hurricane as a Cruise Director. We had diversions every day and were trying to keep everything going and fun. I do not like to disappoint anyone, so to explain that we have to go to a different island, or that we have to stay at sea is always hard. I was up until all hours trying to reschedule new sea days, gathering information on a new port of call, and trying to be out and about to talk with everyone. Thank goodness the Captain was right on top of everything, and very patient in explaining to me exactly what was happening.
6. And, your most rewarding
There are so many rewarding times, most recently, we had a young man on board who was interested in sound and audio engineering; it was going to be his 18th birthday at the end of the cruise. He had become good friends with our on board sound technician and we got to give him the VIP treatment. He got a personal backstage tour, a visit to the lighting booth and then on the night of his birthday he got to watch the show from the sound booth to see how the show runs. We got a birthday cake for him for after the show. He was one of the nicest kids I have met and very appreciative. The next day I had a chance to meet up with his mother. She told me how thoughtful and wonderful my technician team was, and how special we had made her son’s first cruise. This was especially important to her as this was the first vacation they had taken as a family since his father had passed away last year. Being able to turn what could be a sadder time in to a special memory is just one of the things that keeps you going.
7. On your current ship can you tell us about your itinerary and can you recommend one ‘must do’ excursion from each port of call
The Carnival Destiny has an EXCELLENT run! We currently do 7 ports in 7 days (some folks might not count the home port, but I certainly do, San Juan is amazing!)
St. Thomas: So much to enjoy with the shopping and the beaches, but I like to spend an afternoon up top with the amazing view on the St. Thomas Skyride to Paradise Point. They have some nice shops to find souvenirs, a great restaurant and this wild drink called the Bushwhacker. New to me since I have started coming back to St. Thomas is the addition of a bird show they do up top as well. The bird that roller skates is the BEST!
Dominica: Very hard to pick just one tour on such a diverse and incredible island. Lazing down the river on a tube though is a great way to relax, but I also enjoy seeing the rainforest with the Wacky Rollers Rainforest Sensation.
Barbados: This is a great island to be spoiled on and the best way to do it is with the 5 Star Catamran Sail and Snorkel. You get to snorkel with massive turtles, spend some time at a beautiful beach, sail on a catmamaran in the bluest of waters and you are treated like royalty the whole way!
St. Lucia: With so many different things to see in St. Lucia I love the Land and Sea Combo to Soufriere. You get an amazing island tour with stops for photos, shopping and taking in the sights (the best stop is the view from up top, looking over the bay, you can see the ship and there is always an incredibly talented gentleman playing saxophone while you are there). Then you hop on a catamaran for a bite of lunch, swimming and cruising back through the bays.
Antigua: ATV Adventure – nothing helps to relieve a little stress like hopping on an ATV and tearing it up! I always get asked if the mud bothers me, I love it! Sure, I may come back a little dirty, but hop in the shower and it is like I spent the day at the spa – great mudbath!
St. Kitts: Scenic St. Kitts Sugar Cane Train is always my top pick of the day. The people in St. Kitts are just the nicest in the world and this is proven every time I have a chance to see them. So many people miss this island as it is the last day and they think they need to stay on and pack, but this is a not to be missed island, and the train takes you all the way around.
San Juan: San Juan City and Shopping Tour: This is a great way to get a taste of the city and enjoy some great shopping on land! If you are coming to see us PLEASE make sure you have a day or two at least to spend in San Juan, you don’t want to miss it.
8. Why, in your opinion is Carnival…………..the world’s most popular cruise line
I have to say it’s the fun… oh and the best looking smoke stacks!
9. Is there a ship in the fleet you would love to be Cruise Director of that you have yet to be so and what port of call would you like to visit that you have not so far in your career
I am really hoping to take over the Spirit one day. She travels to my home state of Alaska and I love to show off my home, the glaciers, wildlife and astounding views are breathtaking. She also travels to Hawaii, which I was lucky enough to have the chance to spend some time in as a wee youngster. It is the best of both worlds. Oh and San Diego! Fantastic!
10. Every CD has a story to tell from their time onboard. What’s your most recent funny, sad or inspirational story you can share with us
I was hosting the Love and Marriage show a while back, I had a couple that had been married for 48 years, they were sitting back to back on the stage and we were going back through the questions they had been asked and seeing how many questions they had matched up on. They weren’t doing very well matching each other and were playfully tiffing back and forth. When I asked them “On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your first kiss with your spouse?” The gentleman replied an “Impressive 10!” The lady replied a “2″ When I asked her why a 2 she said she had kissed his best friend the night before and he was much better. At this point the gentleman, who had a prosthetic leg of sorts, popped his leg off and turned in his chair and “kicked” her with it. It took a while to get the leg back on, and I am still not sure how he got the darn thing off!
11. Finally………….pick a Cruise Director table ……………..you are hosting a table at dinner on board the Carnival Dream………what’s for dinner………..and who do you invite.
APPETIZER: Chilled Tropical Fruits
MAIN COURSE: Lobster Bisque, bowls and bowls of Lobster Bisue, perhaps served with a side of the Tiger Shrimp
DESSERT: Triple Fat Carrot Cake
SOMEONE FROM THE CRUISE INDUSTRY: Charo (she did a lot of cruises on that other boat… the “Love”ly one)
SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD: My friend Vicki, also known as Sister Mary Sunshine
YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS: My niece Madison, she is the best Princess!
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR: James Dean
YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Frank Sinatra
AND SOMEONE FROM HISTORY YOU WISHED YOU HAD MET: Ghandi, but he isn’t allowed to sit next to Vicki.
Thanks Darcy and congratulations on finding the middle ground between being a minister and a nightclub manager…..very funny. We all wish you much success and have lots of fun. Are you sailing with Darcy on the Carnival Destiny or with any of the Cruise Directors we have featured so far? If you are and you have a question, why not drop me a line and I will pass it along to them for you.
I wonder if Darcy has ever been to France? …….in case she hasn’t here is another Blog Thingy Top Tip……….France’s historical figures are Louis XIV, the Huguenots, Joan of Arc, Jacques Cousteau and Charles de Gaulle, who was President for many years and is now an airport. A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the French government to run away to London during future invasions.
France has a large and diversified economy, second only to Germany’s in Europe, which is surprising because the French hardly work at all. If they are not spending four hours dawdling over lunch, they are on strike and blocking the roads with their trucks and tractors. France’s principal exports, in order of importance to the economy, are wine, nuclear weapons, perfume, guided missiles, champagne, guns, grenade launchers, land mines, tanks, attack aircraft, miscellaneous armaments and cheese.
France has more holidays than any other nation in the world. Among its 361 national holidays are: 197 Saints’ days, 37 National Liberation Days, 16 Declaration of Republic Days, 54 Return of Charles de Gaulle in triumph as if he won World War II single-handed Days, 18 Napoleon sent into Exile Days, 17 Napoleon Called Back from Exile Days, and 2 France is Great and the Rest of the World is Crap – Days………..It’s so strange writing this as I can see France from my cabin window and of course you can bet that someone French right now is writing about how pompous and arrogant us Brits are………at the end of the day its all done with a smile and big dollop of humor because at there is nothing that French wouldn’t do for the British and there is nothing the British wouldn’t do for the French………..and that’s what happens………we do nothing for each other.
The sun has come out though. It’s 11:43am and I am expecting a visitor today. His name may sound familiar to readers of the blog and to those who have sailed with Princess Cruises…………………..James Lay. He is there top CD and having seen him work when Heidi and I sailed on the Emerald Princess, I can tell you he is one of the very best in the industry as I am sure many of you will agree.
James is visiting us today for a few hours while he is on vacation and before he takes up the role of Cruise Director on the Ruby Princess which I understand is due for delivery in November. This will be James’s first time visiting a Carnival ship and during our visit I will be hoping to persuade him to start a blog about his experiences of delivering a new ship. Anyway, off to meet him in a moment, so I will be back soon.
OK, here I am.
Here’s a little video of James and I having a chat. You can here Heidi and James’ Aunty Nelly laughing in the background.
It was great to meet James and his wonderful Aunty Nelly. James and I have so much in common and not just food…………..James is so proud to be bringing out a new ship and loves being on stage. I can see why Princess values him so much and I am excited that he has agreed to write a blog about his experiences……………Good Luck mate and a big hug for Aunty Nelly.
Congratulations to the fine people of Alabama who today learnt that they will have the Carnival Fantasy sailing from Mobile next fall, complete with her new refit and Evolutions of Fun features.
I am sure they are all very excited as are we to sail from this great port.
So, I just got back from the welcome aboard talk. Here is a little video of the introduction of some of the guests.
As you can see, we have a very interesting group on this cruise.
Its going to be fun and you know what…………..you will be with me every step of the way through the wonders of our blog thingy.
Goodnight.
Your friends
John and Heidi
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John, please disregard what Mr. Kevin had to say. People like Mrs. S.Nob ARE the exception and stick out like a sore thumb. Much like the national news, it would take far to much time and room to report on all the good folks who sail. Keep pointing out the odd characters who make the rest of us look so good… it’s excellent for my ego.
The pictures from Holland were wonderful as was the interview with Darcy. I can understand finding a happy middle road between becoming a member of the clergy and a bar manager… makes sense to me…
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So far, you’ve been spot on with your descriptions of the French. I’ve had the misfortune of spending time, or is that doing time, in France and I saw the same things you’ve seen. I’ve been most awed by the roof high piles of garbage in the streets that accumulate during their semi-monthly sanitation workers strikes. Stunning… just stunning…
I’ll be on standby for the second blog of the day!
Thanks so much!!
Host Mach
John
Been reading the blog everyday. Machael & I are doing great. This week we go to double-digits for the Freedom Cruise. We are really in cruise withdrawal. As the time gets closer I will get with you to arrange meeting in San Juan.
Michael ask me if you liked the tattoo, I told him you did. He wants me to send a pic to Carnival, maybe they will put it in the currents. We are going to take a pic with Freedy , Us & the tattoo.
Try to stay dry in the nasty weather.
Take Care
Cheri & Michael
John,
Stories about people such as Mrs. Snob are what make the blog real. Take those out and it midas well be a review on cruise critic. Loves the videos with James who I think I might have sailed with once upon a time. Can’t wait for today’s second blog. And congratulations to all the people of Mobile AL. On getting a new ship that seems to be there already. I promise we will be sure to eat everything and use all the soap and towels by the end of the bloggers cruise on her. Then we’ll send her over to you all.
Kevin
I forgot to mention… the video shot during the welcome aboard show… Either those folks are VERY similar to some who sailed with you a few weeks ago or they came back to sail again!!!
Ciao!!
Host Mach
John,
I think you should keep on reporing about the charicters on board, it is what has made this bolg what it is ( well part of it anyway) keep on doing what you feel is the right thing to do.
Your loyal reader and friend
Capt Bill
John:
I must respectfully disagree with “blogger Kevin”.
The whole purpose of this Blog is to convey what actually happens on a cruise ship in the “real” world. You do not reveal “individuals”…just their antics.
Unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world and your Blog absolutely should reflect that.
I find it very interesting to hear the “expectations” of fellow passengers. And as always, if Blogger Kevin does not like Carnival or this Blog….then I suggest he does not read it! We certainly don’t want people like him ruining the fun for the rest of us!!!
Now on to something really news worthy …. Mobile!! We were thrilled to hear about the Fantasy going to Mobile. This small city has worked hard to make Carnival feel welcome and I am glad to see their efforts rewarded.
Now we await to hear about New Orleans tomorrow.
Two weeks from today, we will be boarding the Ecstasy and I believe Goose will still be aboard.
He sent me an email that said to get ready for “an amazing cruise”. We have no doubt that Carnival will deliver yet again!!
On a more serious note, we do keep our fellow cruisers, bloggers and Carnival staff lifted up while they are dealing with “Fay”. Our prayer is that this Tropical Storm ( borderline Hurricane) will pass quickly and leave little damage.
Linda (Mom of your friend DJ)
Share all the stories! The good , the bad and the ugly.
The people on the Welcome aboard talk look the same as the last cruise. Oh oh Mrs Snob again?? HA!
Nanni
dude! we LOVE hearing about the characters on board. i agree do not use their real names, but gosh kevin, lighten up man…
and john, i noticed you have a few onboard now from china. did you pack the mahjong board?
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
As a Cunard guest on more than 30 voyages so far, and one who has yet to travel on CCL, I really enjoy this BLOG. Further, I appreciate that you talk about Mrs. S. Nob, as I have never, ever, seen rudeness and mean spiritedness by some passengers towards the staff, as I have on QE2, QM2, and Queen Victoria. They staff is always professional and courteous. I don’t know how they do it. On one occasion I told a woman, that it was not appropriate to yell at a young girl at the purser’s desk because this passenger did not like the ceiling height on the Queen Victoria. The passenger stormed off, and the entire purser’s staff smiled at me. There are nice people everywhere, and there are rude people too. I think you should BLOG about what actually happens. I love Cunard, but they do not have the monopoly of well behaved passengers.
John, thanks for the interview with Darcy. Marta and I will be sailing on the Destiny on September 21 when they reposition to Miami. Looking forward to meeting her. Sounds like another great CD.
“Is he right……should I not share with you these stories?”
No John, he is wrong.
First, the stories are often funny – although since I’ve met you and feel I know you (at least a little) it saddens me a bit that you have to put up with such abuse.
Second, I hope it helps to point out to at least a few people how they should NOT behave on a Carnival cruise.
The only thing I don’t enjoy reading is how you try so hard to please the Mrs. SNobs. I certainly applaud if you did something special for someone that a waiter spilled wine on. I can even understand making a special effort for someone whose luggage was lost by the airline, even though it’s not Carnival’s fault. But when Carnival does everything right and the guest is still complaining, I wish you wouldn’t send champagne to them or pay for their taxis. I think Pavlov would agree with me that this just is encouraging more bad behavior in the future.
I certainly hope to never share a dinner table with Mrs. SNob, and the best way to prevent that is to discourage her from ever sailing with Carnival again, not encourage her. As it is, I hope Carnival hasn’t lost the future business of the two tables-full of people Mrs. SNob annoyed on this one cruise – can you imagine how much more business Carnival could lose if she did come back?
I do love the idea of adopting farm animals and naming them after your “special” guests – maybe you should adopt a Shetland Pony and name it “Mrs. Knee-Hi”
I am off to pick up my sister and her husband from their cruise with you. I know they had a great time and I’ve had a great time reading your blog . . . especially about the Mrs S Nob–it really does take all kinds. I cruised with you a few years ago (a european one and had Willie and Anita Banger) and you truly made the cruise! I haven’t laughed so hard since and I know my sis and hubby had a ball–I can’t wait to hear all about it. I have to say, I don’t agree with Kevin at all . . . this is a blog . . . not a marketing tool. Bon Voyage!
Kevin must be an attorney looking for business..I love hearing about the passenger issues on the cruise. The blog thingy is about the daily activities on the ship so doesn’t that include the good, the bad and the ugly? Nobody’s name was mentioned Kevin, get over it.
Cute interview with Darcy and that is quite the contrast between minister and bar manager!
I laughed out loud again today at your descriptions of France. You are so funny and of course with your Welcome Aboard today you had to pick someone from one of the French islands. Looks like you will have a good group this cruise. I was surprised that you can see France from the port of Dover as I didn’t know it was that close.
The ship webcam has not been working the last week so does that mean that you are still having issues with the interactive system as well? You haven’t mentioned it in awhile.
Look forward to hearing from you later…
Of course you should keep writing about the passengers the stories are wonderful and we have so much fun living through them with you. Like you said “the good, the bad and the ugly” Enjoyed the Welcome abourd Video i had no idea you spoke french so well.
Thanks for the reply about my girls sweet 16 on the liberty Saturday I will be sure to send that note to James when we get on board looking forward to the adventures with the new guests hope this one is better for you…Pam
John, your blog describes real slices of life – both good and bad, happy and sad. I think that is one of the main reasons you have so many repeat readers (and of course your very humorous and caring approach).
NEVER STOP!!! This blog is about what really happens and if you stop telling stories about the bad, the funny and the ugly then you might as well stop period. I think all the bloggers feel the same way.
The interviews are a great way of meeting people that we may have never met before. Each CD brings a their own unique experiences to that position and they make it so much fun!!
Thank You everyday.
CarolAnn
Forgot to mention I’m not the Kevin that John is referring too
Kevin
John – don’t even THINK about not telling the stories and sharing the characters. That yakahula who said you were out of line is out of his mind in trying to be ‘politically correct” and above all of us. You have never given any names or any way that someone could be identified. I would bet you that if Mrs. S. Nob read your blog, she wouldn’t have a CLUE that you were even talking about her!
The healthy ones have learned to laugh at themselves. People are fascinating, and you get to meet so many of them. Keep the stories coming!
It appears Kevin may have had someone do something nasty (what a Frenchman does in a sink) in his Cheerios that morning. He must not have read the disclaimer on the blog thingy….or perhaps he is a devotee of bad manners and narcissism.
Sure Mrs.S.Nob was a guest of Carnival ……albeit a horrible one….. (a Scylla-like creature….a vicious monster that seemingly despised everyone and everything around her). Mr. Arison didn’t create Carnival to cater to the whims and demands of snotty arrogant individuals so completely out of touch with the average person….there are other lines that do and of which may be a much better fit for the conceited high and mighty clientele of which Mrs. Equus asinusis so accustomed.
While some may sympathize with the aforementioned life form (perhaps an alien) as being a sad lonely person she is nothing more than a high-brow miscreant….vile and cruel…..
One of John’s hats is that of a snake charmer…..when confronted with some constituents that seemingly weekly sneak out of their den of vipers and visit the ship on which he works…..he describes the trials and tribulations of dealing with them. It is part of his job….it is reality….it is that which is done in a professional but humorous manner that drives hits on his blog thingy and that which allegedly drives brand allegiance. The names and faces have been removed to protect the mentally unstable.
The Flying Dutchman
Hello, John
I had Darcy in 2006 on the carnival when she was an acting cruise director before becoming an official cruise director on the destiny.
from , JAKE S. ( :
Hey John,
Don’t change anything in your daily “thingy”. I have run into people like Mrs. S. Nob, but thankfully they are rare. Makes us appreciate the position you are in even more.
Ummm, the video…I have seen that one before.
the pictures were great, thanks.
Jan
Good evening John, it looks like you have some fun pax on board this cruise, loved the video. 244 children, that seems like a lot. I hope they have a wonderful time.
I disagree with Kevin and his assessment of Mrs. S.Nob. When you have someone like her on your ship you get to talk about her and we get to hear all about it. I just hope you do not have her twin sister separated at birth on this cruise. I think one Mrs. S.Nob is enough for any cruise, and you have had more than enough of that kind. This is your blog and you get to say what you want.
John, please write to me. I would like to discuss a Meet and Greet with Cruise Critic posters that I would like you to help with. We are sailing on 9/11. If this is too soon, we can discuss it at a time that is convenient for you.
Keep smiling John. I hope this is a wonderful cruise.
John, this is a blog by you and about you. The daily life of a cruise director. A lot of us if we were asked before we read your many post ‘What does a cruise director do” would have missed 75% of what you do. And that is the 75% that is the real work. I wonder how many people after reading your post withdrew there applications for CD jobs. I know I would have. But wait the pay must be good let me rethink that.
BIG ED
hello john
keep doing what you do,,,dont change.
we love all the blogs about all the stupid
people that you deal with.
kevin needs to remove his head from his
_ss.
so keep blogging the good,bad,ugly,
and we will see you in nola
we are very lucky that wind bag FAY seems
to be heading away from the TAMPA area.
say HI to all
your buddies from florida
tom & jane
Hi John,
As usual a wonderful Blog…. but please don’t stop writing about the “characters” on the ship. We don’t care about thier names, thier privacy is important. But we do care about the everyday life on a cruise ship and more importantly, the everyday life of our favorite Cruise Director and his beautiful wife! We enjoy the little stories you tell us each day…. Good, Bad and/or Ugly!
So, Kevin get over yourself ( and Official Celebrity Chef Of the Blog, Kevin… I knew it wasn’t you! LOL)
Princess Barb
Good evening Mr. Heald. I was a little upset reading Kevin’s statement earlier in your blog. As far as I believe, you didn’t read a real names in the blog. Yet Kevin placed his name in it. He should have placed his last name and where he lived. The blog is exactly what you said, “the good, the bad and the ugly. That is real life. If Kevin was unable to understand this, well so be it but I do feel sorry for him like I felt sorry for Mrs. S. Nob. Get real for a change. I bet he has talhed about many different people and probably behind their backs. The blog has its own life. You , Mr Heald has control to a point. You have no idea what will be on the ship until the people board it. Then the real like begins no matter what will take place and 99.9% is always great and fantastic. There, I’ve said my piece. I really enjoyed the video with all the people and you talking in the showroom. Now that is real life. True enjoyment my friend. Ciao.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
Hi John,
Please don’t stop writing about the interesting people you encounter. You never give out names, you just recount the event. Your blog is about what happens to you. You don’t just share with wonderful and good things, but also, the bad, the mishaps and so forth. To only share the good, would not be giving the whole story.
Anyway, I have really enjoyed the interviews with the CDs.
John, great blog! I can never get enough of the French jokes and smackdowns. Keep up the great work! Also, one of the main reasons to read the blog is for the funny and bizarre stories about the characters, nuts, and jerks. I was hoping you’d go one step further and actually post a picture of Mrs. S. Nob, just like the time you did some ago of that annoying finger-pointing Chinese woman who drove you crazy the whole cruise. That’s just great stuff! Keep the stories coming!
Jeff
Hello John, Hey John.. woo hoo… psst… psssssssst. Ah, got your attention!
How are you doing this lovely day?
Let me introduce myself quickly by saying….. way to go and someday I would LOVE to meet you. I have read so many blogs of yours that I feel as if you are a long distant family member. Hence, now I am just waiting for you to come home so that I can see more photos and hug you! And – don’t forget my souvenirs from each lovely port you visit.
I am your normal Carnival past guest. Well, we won’t clarify “normal” just yet, but I do love sailing Carnival and feel that you, in addition along with very many talented individuals employed by CCL, are indeed the light that keep the star twinkling bright. Ha, okay that was quirky… Nonetheless, what I am really trying to say is that Carnival Cruise Line is the most beautiful Christmas tree, but you my pal is that one bright beautiful package resting under the tree! Without you..how boring would that Christmas tree be? *grins*
I anxiously wait for the day to meet you. I am not sure when that will ever be, but accept my sincerest apprecation and thanks! You have filled so many nights and days with interesting information. Buddy – you got me hooked! I will close for now, since I am a bit distracted at watching the Olympics, trying to leave you a comment, surfing Carnival’s website, and dreaming of meeting you.
This is the first time that I am posting a comment to your blog that I feel as if I have won a medal myself. HA! Cheers to you and all those fortunate ones blessed to be in your presence. In summary, I felt that finally I should speak out and let you know that there really are people out there that do appreciate ALL that you have to say. I am making a reference to the earlier post by the individual stating you were inappropriate by your previous post regarding Mrs. S. Nob. I thought it was entertaining and as you stated, yes….the good, bad, and the ugly. Anyway, thanks for your efforts. I look forward to reading your blog as often as possible. For now I must close off and get ready for bed… it’s late and my words will begin to ramble. I will dream of vacation…the sand and seas – and promptly be at WORK tomorrow! *sighs* Cheers and God Bless.
Michele – Indiana
I did think, just for a moment, that the Kevin who sent in that comment was OUR Kevin. Then I thought, wow that doesn’t sound like our Kevin at all!!! The other Kevin needs to lighten up a little! Love your stoooories John.
SuefromNarrowsburg
John, I’m for telling us all, the good and the bad, the funny and the sad. That’s what makes the blog so interesting.
Countess Carolyn
Good morning John,
John, this is your blog, about what you see, about the cruises you’re on, and life in general aboard Carnival Fun Ships (with a lot of humor thrown it) – do not change – EVER! Whoever this Kevin is, he is entitled to his opinion, but so are the rest of us. And we want you to continue doing what you’ve been doing.
Great photos by the way and the interview with Darcy. I would love to cruise with her, and aboard the Destiny again.
Hugs,
Carol
Hi John/Heidi:
It was great reading Darcy’s interview since it brings up such great memories of those Southern Caribbean cruises. I’ve done several of those and it seems to be one of my favorite routes.
The pictures from Holland are quite interesting and its a treat to see windmills since they are becoming quite a popular source of energy here in the states.
Great interview with James so thanks for posting.
Here’s hoping that you have a better voyage this week minus Mrs. S.nob. Keep the stories coming cuz that is what the blog is for.
Thanks,
David
John, Please don’t stop writing about the strange, ugly and mean people you deal with on the ship. It’s great to hear the nice, pleasant stories but the opposite add spice to the blog. Keep up the good work!
I’m writing this while listening to the wind and rain from Kay as she approachs our town – Punta Gorda. Thank goodness this in no Charlie and we hopefully will still have a roof tomorrow! Of course, we will as this is now simply a tropical storm. No problem. Jeri
John Please Reply:
John, thank you for the clarification on Chris Jefferson’s schedule. I am very sad that he won’t be my CD but gives me an opportunity to look at a future cruise that he may be the CD on. I guess I can forgive you! I know Chris has met so many people, I really doubt at this point he would even remember me and I am ok with that but I will give you a little background on how I met him and maybe you can pass it to him.
My Mother and I cruised on the Victory out of Charleston in Oct 2001. Corey Schmidt was the CD and Chris was a social host. I would run into him all over the ship and we just talked. They had a Halloween party and I remember him dressing up as some Star Wars character with a red & black face. He looked great. I was dressed as little red riding hood. Chris was the host during the Cruise Bingo and after becoming friends with him, I was thrilled when I actually won the game and received a free cruise from the game he called. I have pics somewhere but have not located my album yet. I actually kept in touch for about a year with him via email but I know he has had so many past guest He has had a special place in my heart because of game of bingo I won, I was able to take my husband on a cruise after he had been laid off from a job of over 8 years every unexpectedly and enjoy 5 nights on the Imagination.
I have a feeling that you are training Chris for our new CD of the Dream but I would never post it to the public.
Scott and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary on September 10th. We took our very first Carnival cruise for our 10th anniversary and try and make a cruise every year when we can.
I know Ryan will be a wonderful CD and I will make it a point to try and meet him also. I am sure he will make our cruise wonderful but if you need a break from the Splendor, you are welcome to give him a vacation and come join us on the Valor.
Thanks again John,
Susan & Scott Vidi
John we are sailing again with Goose on the Ecstasy in late October if he is still on board then. Goose and his entertainment staff do a great job. He was a great CD for the cruise around the horn. Kudo’s to Goose on his new assignment.
When I cruised with Goose in December 2006, he stated that he would like to spend some time with you so I am thrilled that he is now getting that opportunity. Goose is already a very very good Cruise Director but I imagine this will make him a great Cruise Director. Congratulations to him on his new assignment.
Everyone who reads your blog enjoys the real “John” so please do not change anything that you do. When a person is rude and demanding (and yes those are nice words for Mrs. S Nob), they have deep issues within themself that they need to resolve instead of taking them out on the ones that are around them. This behavior is noticed and we all vent about it when it happens to us. There will always be people like that and only they can change their attitude. Her demand for attention shows that she is a verly lonely person but you went above and beyond the call of duty.
I am sure that Carnival has got numerous new bookings simply because people have discovered your blog and really enjoyed it.
Hey John!
I guess I read your blog for what it is–entertainment. I am kind of surprised at the number of people who become ‘offended’ by your story lines when they are intended to be entertainment. I hope you will keep doing what you do. I don’t see Carnival’s business going downhill anytime soon so the naysayers appear to be in the minority. Keep up the good work!
Hi John
Don’t you dare change anything in YOUR blog. Didn’t Kevin read your disclaimer at the beginning of your blog where it states that these are YOUR views and opinions and not Carnival’s.
You keep us glued to your blogs because they are so realistic and fun. Mrs. Nob was the proverbial pain in the u know what but you did your best to accommodate as best you can. You are a very kind hearted individual always wanting everyone to have fun but there are some people who unfortunately one cannot help. They are gloomy, grumpy and not worth the effort by others to bring them into the fold.
Kevin this blog is for the fun people of Carnival, we are not SNOBISH or BORING but we like to have FUN. John keeps us happy and laughing all the time because of who he is and what he does so if you cannot understand that then I suggest you don’t read this blog and don’t get offended about anything and you can live your life in peace.
John thanks again for a wonderful blog and by the way who is the CD on the liberty??? I’m taking my daughter November 15th on a surprise cruise to the Western Carib.
Eva B
Hi John.
Please, please don’t do what Kevin wants. I love hearing about problem guests, it really helps me deal with mine.
Maybe we also recognise a bit of ourselves in the problem guests you write about, and try to improve our attitude next cruise.
For me, I have a company policy that states “All of our Customers bring us great pleasure”
It’s quite true. Of course, some guests only bring us the pleasure as we wave goodbye………
Goodbye, Mrs S Nob. No doubt we shall hear from more of your kind.
I’m reading in reverse… I’m in ketchup mode!
There’s nothing wrong with you or your blogs!!! Keep ‘em coming and don’t change a thing!!!
I LOVE the dutch scenery!!! Makes me homesick to visit my Sissie!! Thank you for them!!!
You always send me a smile each time you blog!!!
Lambie