This is a blog that I have no idea if and when you will ever get to read. This is because just like Pamela Andersen’s husband, I woke up facing two mountains to climb.

Firstly, the satellite that supplies the ummmm……..thing…….that makes the internet, phones and the ATM work has not been given a visa to work this far up the Baltic sea, so like Pamela Andersen’s bra…….coverage is limited.

The other obstacle is my computer which for some reason has decided that indiscriminately it will just freeze and I have to do that control thingy delete maneuver and every third word, press the save thingy. So, I have spent much of the day on the phone with the wonderful Kat our I/S guru who sighed a lot, swore in German and fixed it………..until it started doing it again a few hours ago. Then, when I tried to print something just now it accused me of performing an illegal operation…….so that was me back on the phone with Kat again. Of course, what I should do is fly to Seattle and shove it up Bill Gates’ bottom.

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