Thursday, August 28th, 2008...12:30 pm
Goodbye From Fred, Ginger and Me…..Hello to Heidi and Todd
Rules — there are lots of them in the world today.
You can’t land unless the tray table is up, you can’t smack your children, you can’t smoke in a pub, you can’t take shampoo on a plane, you can’t climb a ladder unless three other people are holding it, you can’t eat more than six grams of salt a day, you can’t talk on the phone or eat an apple while driving, you can’t sell food unless you explain on the packet precisely what’s in it and where it came from, you can’t go to work unless you have a highly visibility yellow jacket, you can’t bring a German WWII officer’s pistol or a dagger on board a cruise ship. Most people accept these rules and abide by them……………..some do not.
Guest: —————Ref: 002903481A
Cabin: ____ Booking#: _____ Added-Changed: 08/27/08 – 08/27/08ALLEGED RACIST COMMENT FROM STAFF MEMBER
Mr________ came to the desk this demanding to speak to the Cruise Director or the Captain. Guest said that he had been told that he had been asked to stop filming the Vroom Show by a staff member. Guest said that he had paid lots of money for the cruise and he should be able to film what he wants. Purser had already been told by Social Host Kevin that the guest had refused to stop filming and when he told the guest again Mr_______ accused the Social Host of being a racist. Purser explained that we do not allow filming of the shows. Mr________insisted that he speaks to Captain or Cruise Director. Purser said his comments would be passed along and that the Cruise Director would contact him. E-mail sent to CD.
Here’s our side of the story. Obviously, we have copyright restrictions on the shows and, quite honestly, our shows are the best at sea and we don’t want the Copycat of the Seas stealing our ideas. So, just like the theaters and show rooms of Vegas, London and Broadway, along with most other cruise lines, we make pre-show announcements banning the use of video cameras.
Now, this use to be easy to do because video cameras used to be the size of a Hummer. Nowadays however, they are the size of Kate Moss’s left buttock and most digital, wafer- thin cameras also have video mode thingies in them, as well. We have two staff members on duty during the show and -whereas I do not want them to be the police – they do have show duties to perform………..making sure the aisles and stairways are clear ……… checking on the safety of the performers and when blatantly obvious…………stop people from filming the show.
In this case it wasn’t hard for Kevin the entertainment staff member to realize that Mr. Sony was filming the show because his camera was made in 1865 and needed a suitcase with a battery in it…………and…………it had a light on the top so big it could have warned large ships. Now, forget the fact the guest ignored the pre-show announcements and the fact that it is written in the Capers but having a huge light shining onto the stage from the third row is just ludicrous.
Anyway, I called the guest and I am sorry to say that he felt he was being victimized because of the colour (spelt correctly) of his skin. Obviously, that wasn’t the case and even though I tried to assure the guest of this fact……….he didn’t believe me……………I just wrote about five lines of passage describing how ridiculous a statement that was but I have just deleted it……..I know that it’s not true and that is all that matters ………. although the fact that this guest now believes I am discriminating against him …. well …..that hurts.
On a much happier subject and as we are talking about the shows I have to tell you that our Vroom show is being heralded by every guest and the ovations at the end of the show are thrilling to watch. The cast performs the finale to the Queen song “We Are the Champions” and with the audience singing along and waving their arms in the air in unison……….well, it’s a sight to behold.
Good Morning from a proper day in the North Sea and by proper I mean the ship is rocking as much as the show finale I just described. The sky is grey (again), it’s raining cats and dogs (and a few Yaks) and, again, I give praise and adoration to the retractable roof. The band is playing, the pool games are fun and the guests are warm and snug ………..I love the roof and want to marry it.
The ship started pitching and rolling about 3 am with a big bounce that sent Heidi rolling down the hill that I have created in the bed sending her on top of me…………I thought it was my lucky night……….after all, it was Thursday…….but she just rolled right off again and started snoring for Holland…………………bugger.
This morning we had our senior officer’s meeting at 9 am which finished at 10 am and then I hosted my Morning Show. Then at 11:30 am we had an entertainment staff meeting — or as we call it a production meeting — where myself, the dance captain, the technicians, and musical director discuss the shows and the general running of the department. It was while I was in the middle of this meeting that I received a call from the purser’s office……….a guest was at the desk and would not leave until he had spoken to me……it was the chap who brought the gun and dagger onboard in Estonia ….. oh joy.
Basically, he wanted my word that right now his purchases were safe…………and he wanted to blame me for not informing him that he could not bring them onboard …….and in a way he is right. I told Mr. Walter Peepeekay that indeed his purchases were safe and apologized that we had not informed him. He still could not understand why we would not let him lose on the ship with a decommissioned pistol and an eight-inch dagger. So, we left as friends and I reminded myself once again to make sure that I tell guests that although they can buy guns, grenade launchers and tanks in Estonia ……… they cannot bring them onboard.
Estonia is awash with such things even though their own army is ………… ummm ……somewhat under-equipped. I know this having spoken to the tour guide we had during our familiarization trip to Estonia.
Let’s go back a few years when President George W. Bush announced that, despite the best endeavors of the cheese-eating surrendering French, he had gathered together 30 like-minded countries and that this “force for good” would purge the country of the evil Saddam Hussein.
Unfortunately, the 30 countries he had assembled did not include Germany, Russia or China — nations with proud fighting histories and lots of guns. No. He ended up with an extraordinary collection including Estonia, which did have an army in 1993. But lost it.
No, really. The Estonian army was ordered to capture a Russian military town but the soldiers decided this was an unpleasant way of earning a living and went off, on their own, to fight organized crime instead.
Today Estonia has conscription but most young men get around this simply by not turning up. I don’t blame them. What’s the point of spending a year playing soldiers when the most frightening thing in your country’s military arsenal is the general’s dog?
A few years ago the Germans, the Finns and the Swedes had a whip-round and gave their tiny neighbor some uniforms, a couple of patrol boats and a Piper aircraft. But as for guns — well, the Estonians have an Uzi they bought from the Israelis and, if duty calls, they have to run to the nearest antique store to buy a pistol and a dagger left over from WWII……….in essence the Carnival Splendor is now as well armed as the Estonian army.
One more thing before we take a break and look at some photos and letters. I want to thank you for your opinions on whether or not we should show the Democratic or Republican convention thingies on the big screen. It is obvious that you all agree that we shouldn’t. So, I won’t. Thank you for posting these opinions and in a way you are all now assistant cruise directors………….your opinions are priceless.
Fun Ship Freddy, our funnel-headed mascot is popular with young and old alike …………. Some truly love the big guy so much that they……….well……………..have a look yourself.
Michael Bolchoz (Thanks to his wife Cheri for sending me the photo)
It is a permanent tattoo and, along with the wristwatch, shows a true Carnival fan. This is brilliant and hopefully will set a trend……………….I will give a free cruise to the first person to have a tattoo of me done……………on their bottom.
Here are some more photos of Tallinn
The Monument that represents the establishment of Tallinn’s independence (1991)
View of Old Town
“Tall Herman” Constructed in 1371. On the Estonian flag Blue represents blue skies, Black represents the impurities the people have faced, and White represents peace and the hope the people have for the future.
Cobblestone Streets
Here are today’s letters.
Here is today’s cruise director interview featuring my mate Todd. Many of you know Todd and have sailed with him recently on the Carnival Freedom. He is there, right now, in Barcelona, where it’s in the 90s degrees and sunny….the lucky sod. Anyway, here he is.
1. Can you tell us which ship you currently are on and when you are due to leave?
Currently on the Freedom and due to leave December 14, returning back to the Freedom in mid-February!
2. Carnival cruise directors come from very diverse backgrounds. Some have entertainment experience, some, like me have none. Can you tell us about your background and how you ended up with the best job in the world?
College degrees from Guilford College in JPS and psychology! Also a background in health and fitness where I became comfortable with public speaking and developed a sense of humor while looking at myself in a mirror. I have been with Carnival since May of 1999!
3. Before we talk about some of your favorite parts of the job, lets talk about the areas behind the scenes……….the things guests never see. Tell us about what a Cruise Director does when he or she is not on the stage but keeps you just as busy.
I think the most intense part of the job is the planning. Safety issues, Capers, meetings, on-board promotion responsibilities, training, activities and shows. A CD definitely has their hand on the pulse of the ship and is counted on to deliver a wonderful, relaxing and most importantly “fun” experience. It’s the times people say they would love your job because you talk for a living is when you need to smile, nod and think to yourself…if you only knew.
4. A Cruise Director is happiest when performing or being with guests. Can you tell us two activities or events that you would call your signature items…………events that make you stand out from the crowd,
1) With out a doubt – the deck party and fun hop! Love to create a celebration and a reason to have fun just because……
2) Any opportunity to improv during guests interaction and interviews – it’s what keeps me challenged and on my toes.5. What has been your most challenging moment as Cruise Director so far?
The most challenging and also most rewarding has to be cruising in Europe. A demographic where almost half the guests do not speak English and personally making sure you take every effort not to exclude anyone. Also having an opportunity to create memorable experiences for the guests through wonderful shore excursions and exciting travel opportunities being in these incredible countries while knowing that you cannot please everyone! Often times advice and suggestions will be taken out of context due to opinions and personal preference. I love this position with every passion and breath, however for a few select moments would wish to represent exactly what we offer and ultimately are responsible for. People will get so upset with you over issues you or they have absolutely no control over. I will pass on the specifics!
6. And, your most rewarding
Every day, every guest, every photo and every smile make this the most rewarding job in the world. We are here to consistently deliver fun, memorable vacations to our guests and knowing that we do so is amazing. The personal travel opportunities are truly special but the guests enjoying their hard-earned vacations and celebrating like never before is what really makes this position rewarding. Come to have FUN and get please involved as only you can make the choice to enjoy everything that is offered! I love to hear from so many guests each and every cruise that this day, night or entire cruise has been one of the best times of their life.
7. On your current ship can you tell us about your itinerary and can you recommend one must do excursion from each port of call
Unbelievable Itinerary…..both of them!
Grand Med:
1) Naples – So many to choice from…however…. Pompeii, Capri and Sorrento is the best or is it Pompeii, Sorrento, and Amalfi Coast?
2) Dubrovnik – Best of Dubrovnik
3) Venice – Murano, St George’s Island & Gondola Tour
4) Messina – Mt.Etna at 2,900 meters or Mt. Etna & Taormina
5) Cannes / Monaco – The colors of the French Riviera
6) Barcelona – Anything in Barcelona. The excursions are all wonderful and unique – although Montserrat is pretty incredible.
7) Livorno – Florence & Pisa or the essence of Tuscany
8 ) Rome – Highlight’s of Rome and Vatican MuseumItaly / Turkey / Greece:
1) Naples. Please see above
2) Marmaris…one of my favorites…try the Jeep Adventure/Panoramic Marmaris or the Turkish bath (he he he)
3) Izmir – House of the Virgin Mary & ancient Ephesus
4) Istanbul – Any tour you do you will love – My favorite and the greatest hits: grand Istanbul with lunch at the Four Seasons
5) Athens – Best of Athens
6) Katakolon – Museum & ancient Olympia
7) Livorno – Florence & Pisa or the essence of Tuscany
8 ) Rome – Rome at it’s Best or “the once in a lifetime”……Exclusive Private View of the Vatican8. Why, in your opinion is Carnival…………..the world’s most popular cruise line
The people (guests and team members) and the feeling you get when you sail. So many times I have heard that Carnival delivers a stress-free vacation for all at a great price. People like to get away, be treated well and ultimately have a sense of control over their vacations. With all the options, activities, and events Carnival has available for all families and different demographics of guests we offer everyone the chance to create those memorable experiences in a wonderfully relaxing environment.
9. Is there a ship in the fleet you would love to be Cruise Director of that you have yet to be so and what port of call would you like to visit that you have not so far in your career
I have been the luckiest cruise director in the world and have seen so many amazing places. I think the head of my wish list would be a cruise to the Greek Isles or a chance to sail to Asia, Australia and New Zealand…. (I guess a world cruise – but I would want to be a guest so I could enjoy all the ports as much as possible). As far as working – I am looking forward to hopefully one day going back to California so I can be a little closer to home – although I would never turn down the chance to sail back to Hawaii (my favorite destination ever).
10. Every CD has a story to tell from their time onboard. What’s your most recent funny, sad or inspirational story you can share with us
A Turkish bath – it took heightened security levels to a whole new meaning….. Good news I am safe and clean.
11. Finally………….pick a Cruise Director table ……………..you are hosting a table at dinner onboard the carnival Dream………what’s for dinner………..and who do you invite.
APPETIZER – Pasta & seafood marinara with small thin crust pizza squares as bread
MAIN COURSE – Maryland blue crabs
DESERT – Key Lime pie & cupcakes
SOMEONE FROM THE CRUISE INDUSTRY – Micky Arison
SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD – Chevy Chase
YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS – Jessica Alba
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR – Robert Downey Jr.
YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN – Elton John
AND SOMEONE FROM HISTORY YOU WISHED YOU HAD MET – My Grandmother
Thanks mate for the great interview. Todd has always had a Dream of being a Cruise Director and his Dream has come true. Maybe other Dreams will come true soon.
And so, I just returned from my last meeting with Fred and Ginger. ………it lasted 45 minutes………….Ginger never said a word and is either dead, been invaded by a body snatcher, or has realized that she is married to a man with the most annoying voice in the entire world and has learned how to induce herself into a coma.
Fred means well……….but I have spent hours this cruise trying to fight the urge not to go to the security office, find that WWII dagger and stab myself. I hear his voice in my sleep and I would walk naked over a bed of nails just never to hear it again.
However, after helping him decide the cheapest way for him to enjoy his two days in London, I immediately felt as guilty as I ever have in my life…………except the time I wrote the letters SH on the sole of my Alan’s shoe and IT on the other one ……..so at his wedding when he knelt at the altar………well …………while most people laughed ……….his Mum cried………..and I felt like ….well, what it said on his shoe.
Anyway, that guilty feeling returned when at the end of our last meting not only did Fred say “thank you” he gave me a his business card and said if I was ever in Cokeburg, he would love to show me around and that I would “have a place to stay.”
I walked away feeling a complete and utter doughnut for being so……well…………you know. I had been quick to judge him and now I felt as guilty as the time I ruined Alan’s wedding……………..I felt a little better when I realized that the hours spent with him had made a difference and exceeded …………at least I think it did………..his expectations.
And…….I had a place to stay if ever I was in Cokeburg……..that made me smile ………….. right up to the moment when I remembered………… he was a Funeral Director.
OK, I am off to host a special concert in the Spectacular Spectacular Lounge. This features a group of 120 British guests who are part of a wonderful organization called “Sing Live.” These wonderful people of all ages and all walks of life are part of a network of choirs from all over the UK and now with branches in the United States as well. They are not professionals……they are not paid to sing…………they just sing because being a songster is something they simply love. So, they have agreed to hold a concert for all the guests onboard this afternoon………..here is the billing.
Sing Live UK
Winners of the Carnival Cruise Line Outstanding Achievement Award 2007
Present
Sing the Showstoppers
A company of 120 singers from the UK present a spectacular show stopping concert – from the Beatles to Broadway, Andrew Lloyd Webber to ABBA – and many more.
A must see event for all the family
Accompanied by the Carnival Splendor show band
Spectacular Spectacular Show Lounge
August 28
4:30 pm
It has been an honor to have them onboard and if being part of a choir is something you would like then why not have a look at their websites www.singlive.com or www.singliveusa.com.
Well, tomorrow at noon I fly from Amsterdam to London for a quick medical thingy with Dr. Basu and a night of no phones and great food with Mum and Dad. Heidi will remain here and in charge and, although I won’t write a long blog, I will check in tomorrow for some quick Raspberry blogs just to let you know all is well.
Talking of Heidi, here she is.
Hi, Heidi here. John is leaving tomorrow and I know it is only for one day but I am nervous. I think about what would happen if anything unusual were to happen. John tells me I will be fine and I have the best staff around me and yes it is only for one night but think of me please.
I can tell when John is tired, when he’s happy, when he’s pretending. I know he has been sitting at his desk each night until 2 am blogging or starting at 7 am. He is very worried about making sure he devotes as much time to the passengers as well as writing a blog each day. Many of you have said take a break and do not write every day. But you know John and you know he feels it is job to write each day to all his blogging friends and we won’t change him. This night at home will really help John take a break. He will get to drive and eat which are two of his favorite things and he will get to see his Mum and Dad who he misses very much.
My Mum is coming tomorrow and as excited as I am that she is sailing I also will be sad that my two men will not be with me. John and my Dad.
One good thing though is that the toilet seat will be down and the bathroom floor free of underwear.
Goodnight
Your friends
Heidi and John
55 Comments
August 28th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“I reminded myself once again to make sure that I tell guests that although they can buy guns, grenade launchers and tanks in Estonia ……… they cannot bring them onboard.”
So if the guest buys a couple of dogs in Estonia they are permitted on board? They must be, because you didn’t mention them in your talk…..
You know, when I was doing the sweepstake I never thought to itemise “Armed Nut”
August 28th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
John, I remembered when I printed off our tickets for our 9/4 cruise, as well as in our travel documents that we got for our 9/22 cruise. a rule that is in information under Before You Sail
I quote
Weapons & unauthorized objects.
Weapons, (including replicas or toy weapons), firearms, ammumitions, explosives, incendiary devices, or other dangerous goods are strictly prohibited aboard a vessel See section 4 F of ticket contract for further details. 4F also says among other things
Carnival may deny boarding to any Guest traveling with any weapons, firearms, ammunitions, explosives, incendiary devices, or other dangerous goods and no refund of the cruise fare will be issued. So if a toy weapon can not be brought aboard a dagger (also dangerous goods), would seem to also be forbidden as well as a gun even if it can not be used as such.
You were enforcing, what he as a passenger, should know if he read his travel documents. If he didn’t read them that’s his problem not yours.
Judge Judy would rule in your favor, John
Countess Carolyn……… ruling in John’s favor also
August 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Heidi, now that I have assured John that he is perfectly within his rights to enforce the rules, I will now assure you that you will do perfectly fine. You had a great teacher in your loving hubby.
You miss your Dad like I miss my Mum. I’m so happy for you that you will get to enjoy her company ………and also a bathroom with the lid down and no clothes scattered on the floor.
OMG what will it be like when you stay at home and he doesn’t have you to pick up after him…….. hmmmmmmmmm
We, all of the Evil Krewe and the other bloggers, can hardly wait to see you on the BC2
Countess Carolyn
August 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
“it’s raining cats and dogs (and a few Yaks)”
I bet some of those “yaks” are over the side, eh?
Dang it!, Carolyn beat me too it! But yes, passengers are advised what can and can not be brought aboard. Even in the Caribbean where you can bring a dive knife if you’re going on a dive excursion, you have to turn it over to Security when you embark. Why would it be different on the Splendor (spelt correctly…
). Granted, the hand-receipt -IS- a good idea, if not for tracking purposes to at least give the guest something in writing that we are holding it until debarkation. And like others have said, good luck getting that through INTERNATIONAL air security, even if you pack it in your checked bags.
Have a good visit, mate. Hope all the tests are negative!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Congrats to Todd for getting the CD position for the Dream!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Heidi you will do great and how wonderful that your mum will be there tomorrow. I leave a week from today for London so I am very excited today too and have much to do to get ready. Enjoy your time with your mum!
John, we seem to be a pretty diverse group of bloggers so I was pleasantly surprised that we all agreed that politics has no place on the big screen. This forum gives you good and realistic (for the most part) feedback from the avid cruiser that I don’t know that Carnival could get anywhere else–most companies have to pay for polls that take months to complete and you can put it in the blog and get a free answer for them in a couple of days!
I do so hope that you enjoy your one whole day of vacation at home! I will be thinking of you.
Beautiful pictures today too but still thinking about Ricky from yesterday’s blog…
August 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
John
You are good everyday but today you were great and I laughed until the tears ran over your art work on the bottom of Alan’s shoes!
Roger T
August 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
John, I would think that the image of Funship Freddy has a copy write. Did you inform Michael that Carnival would expect compensation for the tattoo. I would venture to guess that no less than 5 people take up your offer to have your image tattooed on their bottom. Sorry but I will not be one of them. But you might be able to book them on a cheap sailing to Jamica this week with Gustov bearing down on the island.
Heidi, good to hear from you. Glad to hear you will get to spend more time with your mum. You could always blog more then maybe John would not feel guilty about not blogging every day.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Just booked the cruise to northern Europe for next June. All six of us are looking forward to being on board the Liberty again. I’m going to be reading your blog for all the best info from now on. Thanks for blogging! You are as funny in your writing as you are in person.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Hi John & Heidi,
Add my 2 cents – I was reading the rules & regs. today too.
Why is it that someone always has to bring up a “racial issue”. John, you were talking to the man on the phone – had you even met him? Was he just trying to hide his ignorance and lack of paying attention to Carnival’s copyrights? And what about that other person who wanted “ethnic” entertainment? Gimme a break!
Loved the interview with Todd. Maybe one day I’ll have the chance to cruise with him – I guess that would be a DREAM.
Goodbye Fred & Ginger. Does he know about the blog thingy? Can we expect him to become a regular blogger now that you’re best friends.
John, have a safe trip home. Relax, enjoy your folks & your mum’s cooking, and your car.
Heidi, do not worry – everything will be just fine. And you’ll have your Mom with you too, and a whole day of no dirty clothes on the floor and the toilet seat the way it should be.
Safe journeys,
Hugs,
Carol
August 28th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Dear John & Heidi
Thanks for the great blog today
Great to hear from Heidi!
Great to “hear” from Todd
he “filled your shoes” on the TA./Freedom last year , sounds like he’s doing well with Carnival.
{But we still preferred the “real John” of course.}
I guess you managed to make frinds with Fred & Ginger, Kudos to you John, you always manage to “crack that 1% who are determined to make the cruise a miserable experience somwhow, just like “Mr. Tape everything, so I can bore my family at home” whether he breaks the rules or not.
Here’s wishing you good luck with the Drs. appt.
Love to Heidi and her Mum, and you parents.
Take Care
The Tuckers
Elizabeth & Arnold
August 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
John,
I have not commented on the blogs for several days. I have been busy laughing and crying over your comments about the guests and your schedule next year..
I love the names you give the guests – they are priceless and are worthy of their unique chapters in that book you will some day write!!!
I have been a faithful blog thingy reader since the beginning and I am still amazed at your patience, kindness, sense of humor and the care you give each and every guest. You have a heart of gold that is such a rare gift. I guess that’s why Alan has put up with you all these years. I fell out of my chair reading what you did to his shoes on his wedding day – I have a feeling the person who put the towel dummy in bed for the cabin steward to find, has the same sense of humor you do….Brilliant!!
I am happy that you will attempt to spend more time at on dry land next year, you and Heidi deserve a normal life and with a new puppy someone better be home to train that puppy or Victoria Stilwell will be putting you and Heidi on her TV show
, but I’m sad for me and my parents, that we won’t have a chance to sail with you on the Dream. I’m hoping we will meet up again in the Caribbean some year.
I hope the doctor gives you a clean bill of health ….and I hope you follow our advice to slow down. We, your faithful readers, do not need a daily blog – a once a week blog recapping the events on the ship and a couple videos will make us very happy ok maybe twice a week – yea that will work!! Take it easy – rest and take care of yourself and Heidi – we will always be here ready to read your very thoughtful and amusing tales from the ship!! I see a title for the book “Tales from the Ship” – you can use it
God bless you both,
Your friend – “Debs”
August 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
John, I just read were your doctor has been called out of town. He is leaving his office in good hands though. His replacements name is Dr. Fatima. She is visiting him from Turkey. She has given up massages but still finds a use for her hose. Bend over and smile Johnny.
Heidi, just think you will be able to shut off the automatic air freshner in the cabin for one day. Maybe while he’s gone you can hide the jelly bean jar too.
BIG ED
New Bloggers you may have to go way back in John’s post to see the humour in the above items. But all us oldies are now laughing or arses off with those memories.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
you know dude, i blog every day and some days you just can’t think of anything to blog about. but if i miss a day i get comments like where are you? now i don’t have nearly the readers you do but please know that we do understand if you can’t be with us every day. we care about you and heidi and want your health and happiness to increase (so you can better entertain us!) (just kidding there) but seriously, take some time off if you need to. just post a note, no blog today, back tomorrow. we WILL understand.
thanks heidi for holding down the fort. miss you girl!
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
August 28th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Isn’t it a good feeling to know that regardless of how it seemed at the time, you did your “job” making Fred and Ginger feel special? Nice work! Fortunately, every couple on board does not require the same “devotion” from you to have a good time.
Really, enjoy your time with your folks; relax, stay away from the computer, and laugh with them.
Bonnie
August 28th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
John,
have a great 24hrs in Blighty.
Heidi,
give the Splendor a womans touch while your in charge.
For the record, the only dangerous weapon I will be bringing onboard with me this weekend is my Mother
its ok she’s had all her jabs & is fully house-trained!!!!!
See you on Saturday………Yippee!!!!!!!!!
Lorraine
August 28th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! Todd!!! Great little slip!!
He’ll be wonderful as the Dream’s first cruise director!!
Adiós, Fred!! I don’t think it would help to say adiós to Ginger as she is clearly deceased. John,I think you punish yourself unnecessarily, this time in particular. He’s just an odd duck and nothing will change that…
The pictures of Tallinn are stunning… as always. I HAVE to visit there. Thank you.
How wonderful to hear from Heidi!! I’m sure that she’ll do a wonderful job in your stead. Please say howdy to your mum and dad for me!!
All the best, mum and dad!!
Ciao for now!!!
Host Mach
August 28th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
John,
You do realize that someone WILL get a tattoo of you on their bottom for that free cruise? I just wonder how long it will be.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Thinking of you, Heidi!!
*hugs*
Terri
August 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I know you are away seeing the Doc! Hope all goes well.
We are a group of cruise critic members and will be with you on the Transatlantic Oct 29th.
We would like to do a meet and greet on the 29th, can yu suggest a good place and time on sail away day so as not to interfere with muster and early dinner seating?
Is there going to be a halloween party?
Just from a personal standpoint–I think you should televise the election in a smaller venue unless you get many requests (needs of the many…). If people can see it on CNN in the cabins then let them! The dome TV should be for concerts and the like. Just my opinon.
Thanks, looking forward to our16 days together!
Patsie
August 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
John:
The ONLY racist is the idiot that throws the race card whenever it suits them!!!! Believe me, there is NOTHING you can do to stop this constant “I am a victim” mentality in some people.
Please save your sympathy for people who deserve it. By giving it away to a jack@ss like this, it diminishes it for the people who truly deserve your patience and kindness.
GOOD NEWS…Todd will be on the Freedom when we sail in November!!! We have not sailed with him since he was a Social Host. He is the first of the 3 (only 3 of them) that I have predicted would become Cruise Directors when I met them a Social Host!!
Heidi:
You will do just fine. You have trained John well…a cruise ship will be a piece of cake!! LOL
So glad to hear about your Mom coming to sail with you. I hope you both have a wonderful time.
We leave in a couple days for our cruise, so we will “catch up” when we return!!!
Linda (Mom of your friend ~constantly watching Gustav~ DJ)
August 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
John,
You don’t happen to go to Dr. Ben Dover, do you?
Jeff
August 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
John,
How big of a tattoo does it have to be??? lol
Hope all goes well with the doctor’s appointment tomorrow. Have fun with your mom and dad.
Hedi,
It’s your turn to shine, and I have no doubt you will do a wonderful job in John’s absence. I’m sure you will have smooth sailing. Enjoy seeing your mum!
Princess Susan
hi stephanie!
August 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Dear John and Heidi,
I know it has been a while since my last comment. I have been very busy preparing for a job interview that will allow me to have money to drink while on the Blogger’s Cruise and in NOLA.
John, your on-going story about the funeral director and his dead wife have had me laughing endlessly! The way you tell a story is truly wonderful. Enjoy your time away and please tell Mum and Dad hello from Princess Elaine.
Heidi, hope you have fun visiting with your Mum. I’m sure you will be fine without John. I mean, what could go wrong? LOL
Just think, in 6 months and 1 week we’ll all actually be in the same town! Looking forward to seeing you both and of course, Ron Pass at the piano!
Princess Elaine, the quiet and single of Big Ed’s Evil Krewe
August 28th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
“Todd has always had a Dream of being a Cruise Director and his Dream has come true. Maybe other Dreams will come true soon.” It sounds like Todd will have to wait a little longer to get an assignment back in California! (Although I don’t think he’ll mind
.
Heidi, I’m sure you’ll do great as the CD, even if it is only for a day. After all, you get to work with (or is that “have to put up with” ) the best CD around.
John, enjoy your “shore leave” and your time with your parents. We’ll all be here for you when you get back!
Rick
August 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Big Ed, you reminded me. I was going to write a comment about Todd’s Turkish Bath. He must have had an encounter with Fatima.
And I was trying not to laugh out loud at my desk at the image of Alan kneeling in church & his shoes – my boss was directly in front of my cubicle.
Nite, everyone,
Carol
August 28th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Dear Heidi:
Good luck and a trouble free day for you. Although I’m with John you can do it. Don’t worry. Enjoy your time with your mom. John will be back soon and your dad Is always with you in a way.
Dear John :
Have a safe trip and take care. Enjoy to the fullest your time at home. So Todd is going to get his dream come true. Ahh I was wondering why he was not going to be the CD on the Splendor. Now I know he has to fullfill a dream. How nice! LOL I love dreaming but I right now I want my Liberty!
Suerte Heidi!!
Nanni
August 28th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Please Reply
John
Thank you for posting the pic. Just to let all know, we did call Carnival & spoke to you as well, before Michael got the tattoo & everyone agreed that there was no problem. It is free advertising for Carnival.
Loved the interview with Todd, so glad he is going to be our CD for both cruises, When we were on the Liberty last year it was his last cruise on her, & again we will be on the ship for his last cruise
looking forward to seeing you in San Juan
By the way Michael said Make it a Transatlantic cruise from Europe & consider the tattoo of you done!!
No he is not covered with tattoo’s
Have a good day
Cheri & Michael
August 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Oh John, I forgot to ask you what picture of you do you want me to use for that tattoo. How about Dolly John Parton??? I might have to use both cheeks for that one.
BIG ED
August 28th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
hi john
jane wants to know,if she gets a tatto of you on her arse,,,,will she get a 3-4-7-cruise?
TOM and soon to be tattoed jane
August 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I am scared to death of needles and so is my wife. However, I am announcing to the world that I would indeed put a tatoo of John on my buttocks for a free cruise. I’m trying to think of what my limitations would be for a free cruise. One question, would you shamelessly post my left cheek all over your blog, Carnival’s website, YouTube, and wherever else you could?
August 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Heidi, I know you miss your dad, tomorrow it will be 17 years since my dad passed and I miss him so
much. Just be thankful you have John.
John, I wish you a good check up.
Jennifer
August 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
John -
More details about the cruise offer for the tattoo deal.
My wife tells me that I have a butt big enough to get a life sized portrait on the left cheek, so I am giving it serious thought.
However, I am unwilling to settle for less than a Spa Suite, full airfare and excursions in return for this masterpiece. After all, I have to spend the rest of my life with one of the two ugly guys from Essex on my cheek.
So, please give us more details so I can make a proper decision.
Jon
August 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Heidi,
Don’t worry you will do a GREAT job. Enjoy the time with your Mum.
John enjoy your time with your parents too, and try to get a little rest. You will pass your medical with flying colors.
Charlotte
August 28th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
John, you make a difference in people’s lives and I have learned in my job that sometimes the most difficult people are the ones you make the greatest difference for. I see people in my tiny cubicle who have lost their jobs and have a giant chip on their shoulder.. I make a special effort with then and with kindness and caring I see them soften and I win them over and am able to give them a small amount of help and encouragement. This is what you do every day and people will always remember your kindness even if they never say it to you.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Sweet John, I hope your doctor appointment goes well and that you have a wonderful day off. You really can use that day off. You have been going non stop since before the Splendor sailed in July.
I do not understand the audacity of some people. A sign says, no filming of the shows. A crew person says the same thing and what does the pax say, you are a raciest and that is the only reason you do not want me to film the show. You know you are not allowed to bring guns and knives anywhere but that appears to be a mistake and not meant for some. I will never understand why people think rules are only for some, not them. I would pay good money to go to the airport to see how that man is going to get that gun and knife on the plane.
Ah Fred, you made our John feel for you. I have said it before and I will say it again John, you truly do have a huge heart.
Heidi, I am not going to wish you good luck, you are going to be fine. You have a huge crew that is there just for you. I hope you have a wonderful day. If you get a chance, please pop in and tell us about your day.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
John and Heidi:
Tomorrow will go quickly and great for both of you. Good doctor report and a lovely day with mum and dad. What could be better?
Heidi will have a great last day with the passengers and all will go smoothly as she is WOMAN!
Marie
August 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I’d love to know how Mr. Walter intends to get his items thru airport security….
August 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Hi John & Heidi,
As Uncle Doug has pointed out….”I would think that the image of Funship Freddy has a copywrite”, but we all see the humor in it. The images, both photographic and video, of the shows on the ship are everywhere ! Both CM and CC have loads of them ! Some posted by mods themselves.
I agree your friend in the 3rd row was being blatant about it. Some are “better” at it.
Can’t have it both ways.
Fun with a protected image.
Just my 2 pence.
Phil & Liz
August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I forgot–I loved the tatoo of Funship Freddie–eveyone does love him and last cruise on the Legend I looked high and low (although not in Camp Carnival because I was kidless that cruise) because I wanted his picture and never found him until the last or next to last night and as luck would have it–no camera then…bummer!
Ok do you have a specific photo they must use because you know someone will do this for a free cruise so you need to make the rules plain…not me but someone will for sure.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
John,
If Todd gets the Dream, it will be an “EXCELLENT” choice. Our cruise with Todd, Karl with a K & Big Tex on “The Miracle” out of NY in 2004 was great. Todd is a real down to earth person. I live in NY. The November, 2009 sailing date out of NY is not the best timing, but if Todd is on the cruise, I have to think about being on board.
Gary
August 28th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Dear Friend, enjoy your very short sabbatical and well deserved break with mum and dad…thanks again for all the laughter this week, yea to 88 yr old Maryanne from TX, wow, wonderful story of Ricky and his dad, two reasons I’m sure that keep you doing what you do so well each day. NO, NO, NO, did I mention NO to politics on the BIG SCREEN and I wouldn’t have offered it in the Sports Bar either while it’s available in the cabin. Now for just a moment, between you and me while no one is listening…everyone knows Heidi really runs the show and you’re just the front man, hehehe, so absolutely no concern while you’re off for +/- 24 hours…Now for grins and giggles if I were in charge at debarkation while you were away, Mr. WWII gun and dagger would receive a private exam in customs and Mr. Vroom Videographer’s camera bag would receive special screening. Good news for Carnival I’m not in charge on Saturday.
Cheers, Ray
August 28th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Heidi, I wish that I could be there to throw a smile your way and let you know that you are fine, the light in the room, and the woman of the day. So know that I am thinking of you. Shine on.
Yours,
Kap (Kathie)
August 28th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Hello, John
I have just uploaded a picture of my self on the bridge in my officers uniform on the header of my web-site check it out, from, JAKE S. ( :
ps. I had Todd on the liberty and he was great!
(and thanks for the tip BIG ED ill try it will loged on my account)
August 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Safe travels John, Good luck at the Doctor. I’m sure that experience will give you something to blog about.
Heidi, Was really nice to hear from you. You’ll do great.
Cheers!
Brad
August 29th, 2008 at 12:20 am
John, I laughed so hard when you remembered Fred was a funeral director!! If he didn’t have any spare beds, would he offer you a nice comfy coffin?? OMG You are excellent at your job of making sure guests have a marvelous time, you have outdone yourself with Fred, who knows about Ginger.
Heidi, you will do just fine – you are the brains behind the man already! And a whole day without dirty tripping over manly underware in the bathroom! Yipee! And why not hide the laptop dancer thingy about once a week – to start. Stephanie could throw up a “John can’t find his laptop thingy” message like Southern Dreams said (excellent idea). Once you know he is dealing well with the withdrawl pains, hide it 2 days a week. You know us bloggers, we’ll be here anytime he has the time for us.
Many thanks Stephanie for all your hard work.
Good night,
Diane from Texas
August 29th, 2008 at 7:39 am
John,
Wishing you well with today’s appointment. I had a brush with the “Big C” two years ago, and am back for more scans next week.
Everything should be fine, and I don’t anticipate any problems or difficulties, but there’s always that little sliver of doubt in the back of the mind.
Hopefully all is well with yourself, and you’ll soon be back placating the Freds of this world.
I’m glad you are continuing your wonderful relationship with the roof, but could you please stop remining those of us going on Liberty next years that we won’t have it
.
Donal
August 29th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Dear John
Thanks for bringing the Splendor – and all of CCL – to life for us. Good luck with your quick trip to Britain … PLEASE leave copies of your “London’s effort at the closing ceremony” all over the place – you should be knighted for it!
We’re travelling on the Splendor on the ‘triple-trip’ around South America, and looking forward to Gustav’s CD interview, but in the interim, please could you answer a question [we can't find the answer anywhere!] … What style are the power points on the Splendor? Are they American, British … or what? Although I’m in my 60s I’m studying madly, and need to continue writing some of my thesis while I’m away … and I’ll need to plug in my laptop to do it! [Just to write, not to go online] As an Aussie, I’ll need to carry the right plug convertor.
PLEASE ANSWER [although I hope this won't be shared with everyone else] – this sounds a silly question, but it’s important to me!
Many thanks
Frances
August 29th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Humm – a tattoo for a cruise…I must say I’m tempted! Though it would have to be a larger image to truly capture the full sparkle in your eye…! I might be an adult, but if my mom ever found out…!!! Haha!
Talk about devoted though! Just forwarded it to my BDM and she thinks that it should be a promotional item! Haha! Is there a way to deliver it through http://www.carnivalfunshops.com??!! Perhaps pay online and “pick it up” at your local tattoo place??!! Haha!
No worries Heidi – you’ll do awesome! And have a nice little break yourself John. You behave yourself while you’re out there!
Cheers!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Loved the inteverview w/Todd. He’s one of my favorites. I’ve been contemplating taking the Dream cruise out of NY next November…guess I’m going to have to book now.
How come he said he wants to get back home to the West Coast? I thought he grew up here in Maryland…guess when you grow up and move away, you find new homes. All my best to Todd, he’ll be great on the Dream.
Heidi,
So good to hear from you. The ship will be in good hands with you. They’re lucky to have someone that can step in and fill John’s shoes like you can. You’ll be great. Enjoy your time with your Mom…you deserve it as John deserves a break with his family as well.
Take care all,
Lisa and George
August 30th, 2008 at 8:39 am
John,
Having disembarked almost over two weeks ago from the August 6th cruise, I can’t stop thinking about the pizza on the Lido deck. That’s the best darn pizza I’ve ever tasted. Can Carnival package it in the frozen food section of Publix’s so I can have it at home anytime I want it? I’m seroius. Am I going to have to go on another cruise in order to eat Carnival’s unbelieveably delicious crust and toppings?
Also, when is the gift shop going to stock a gold charm of the Carnival cruise ship? I can go on line and order a cruise ship charm, BUT I WANT THE FREDDIE HEAD THINGY on my bracelet. Can you give them a shout and put a bug in their ear? I spoke to about four ladies on my cruise who would have bought that charm in a heartbeat!!!!
I realize the gift shop is not technically under Carnival, but you have a lot of pull in this world of cruising, so I’m depending on you for this one. Let me know when it gets manufactured because I really really need it.
Monty, 1/2 of the Nashville girls.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
John,
Always sad to hear when people twist things around with racism when they do not get their way. You are a true gentlemen by tolerating that kind of conversations. Rules are there for a reason and yes there are many I don’t care about but we follow them and move on. I remember on our last cruise in December (On the Freedom), Mr. Sony sat next to me as well and I was a little upset but got some laughs at the end because I kept seeing on his small screen “battery” problems. So I just giggled to myself, it reminded me of a movie I watched “TRUE LIES” with Arnold and Jamie Lee Curtis when the terrorist are trying to film the big guy and the battery is low. Maybe you’ve seen the movie. Anyway we are gearing up for a couple of hurricanes that are near by and we are feeling the effects of them. Just hope New Orleans hunkers down and is better prepared this time. Which as of late they are getting people evacuated and preparing the town and state for the worst. Lets hope it is not the worst. Say hello to Todd and based on your interview with him, we will see him again on Freedom on 28 February 2009, when we cruise for 8 days (Eastern Caribbean). Sorry we keep missing you John, we will be on the Splendor in November for the 2 day to Bahamas, so maybe we will see you then. We have also booked for Feb 2010 on the Carnival Dream. Anyway, say hello to Heidi and keep smiling.
Luis & Maria Torres
Tampa, FL
August 30th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
John,
It has been a really hectic week. Jim, Amanda, and I got two beagles last weekend. Jim got a two year old male named Truman and Amanda got a eight week old puppy that she named Zippy.
The pictures from Talin made me smile. That was such a beautiful city. Amanda did a book report on Estonia as one of her summer reading book reports. She really enjoyed the castle.
I was glad to hear that things went reasonablly well with the doctor. John, you have got to take care of yourself. We know you are devoted to the blog, but if you push yourself too hard, things will not be good. Remember, the blog keeps us connected to Carnival. Even if you do not put in an entry every day, we just want to know that the blog will exist.
I have to let you know, I really miss not being a regular blogger, however, there is a very good reason for my absence. I hope to resolve it soon.
Until I can get things on a more even keel, keep in mind that the two of you are always in my thoughts.
Cheers Mate!
Ruth
August 31st, 2008 at 6:57 pm
John,
I am sorry to report my bottom and my body will stay tattoo free… Your image would be an improvement on my derriere… but I just can’t do it!!! I will share this will my daughter, as her habit is in favor of tattoos… (much to my chagrin and not-understanding). She LOVES cruising CARNIVAL, almost as much as I, but she also is quite picky on her permanent images!!!
TaTa Fred and Ginger… Sorry you won’t be blog fodder, but I am quite assured there will be more and more with interesting stories and experiences… John will never lack for fodder…
Hello to Heidi!! It’s wonderful to hear from you!!! Keep posting… Maybe you can convince John for one day off each week… and you can fill a column!!! That would be WONDERFUL!!!
Regards and Sincere care,
Lambie
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Hi John/Heidi:
Great blogs and interview with Todd today.
Been a while since i’ve had a chance to read so its nice to catchup.
Hope all is well!
Take care!
David
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