John Heald's Blog

lookingforwardtothenearlysmokefreecarnivalfreedom asked:
John -
I am most concerned that my question was not replied to:
To restate, please explain when you saw the boil on the butt of a baboon.
He who is known as Troublemaker
John Says:
Hello Mate, its been a long time since i wrote MISSINGTHESMOKEFREEPARADISEBUTLOOKINGFORWARDTOTHENEARLEYSMOKEEFREECARNIVALFREEDOMORMYMATJUSTJONASHEISNOWKNOWN
Where did I see a boil on a baboon’s bottom. Well, if I [...]

It’s a strange old world. One minute you are in Amsterdam debarking guests and making last-minute preparations for Heidi to take charge and the next minute you are back at home in a pleasantly sunny UK.
I just returned from my doctor who gave me a bollocking for not losing enough weight but at the same [...]

I hate airplane food and having to pay for it is even worse.
In this case, I just paid $8 for lunch only because I have to take my diabetic pill.
For my money, I got on Styrofoam of ……….ummmmm……..hot. Hot what I have no bloody clue. It could have been tea, coffee or beef soup.
My [...]

Except that we didn’t take off. We sat at the gangway thingy and our take-off time went by without any communication from the cockpit. Eventually, 20 minutes after our departure time the Easy Jet Captain told us that we were waiting for four passengers …….
Why?……….Why were we waiting for them? Why didn’t they do [...]

The best news of the day so far is that for the first time in 11 days the sun is shining here in Amsterdam and nobody deserves it more than the guests this voyage. They have endured rain, grey skies, rain, cold wind and rain but today its 74 degrees and sunny.
Well, here I sit [...]