I just want to say………I am straight. I am so straight you could grow blackberrys up me. If you put oil in my bellybutton you could use me as a spirit level.
Now, don’t get me wrong……….I am in no way shape or form homophobic either. If I found a man in my bath, I wouldn’t jump on the toilet seat and call in a desperate panic for Heidi to come and deal with the huge, hairy thing. Now let me explain why I wrote that.
The Trigueros from New Paltz, NY
Talmadge & Diane Strickland: John, Diane and I had the pleasure of sail on the first trip out of dry dock on the...
Eileene: John, thank you, as always for the laughter and the info. I just wanted to say that I totally agree with you...
mjgruskin: John, good interview. You were quite the professional. Nice choice of shirt with suspenders. Not a small...
CharlynVillemez: Just got off of the Triump Carnival cruise to Carribean. Enjoyed the cruise except for the...
Greg Chitwood: Nice interview, Mr Cahill seams to enjoy his position and is very aware of what is going on on his...
I started this blog when a lady called Stephanie said "Oh John, please write a blog, it will only be for a week and won't take up much of your time."
That was back in 1492 and here I am still writing in the same pair of underpants.
