You won’t really get a sense of scale from the pictures or the videos— and nor will you get the full impression of just how beautiful she is.

It’s a Carnival ship, there’s no doubt about that, but, unlike any other Carnival ship from the past 36 years, this one looks like it might sail right over you……..just for the fun of it.

She is extraordinary. Usually, when one of our chaps wants something new and groovy on a ship, the engineers complain to the accountants and the idea is quietly shot in the face. But on this ship, it seems the stylists were allowed free rein — and to hell with the cost.

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It’s 7:30 am and I am sitting in the back of a Mercedes E class heading to see the Carnival Dream. …..and if my driver is anything to go by, my dreams are already coming true …… she is hot!

Yep, normally I get Diego the driver who has the personality of a dead fish but today I have Gabriele. And who cares what her personality is like because she looks like she has come straight from the catwalk. ….oh yes ……..and for some bizarre reason, she has forgotten to put a skirt on and is wearing a belt instead……….the bottom of this blog thingy will say to please excuse the spelling mistakes because of the small keys on my raspberry …….but that’s bollocks ….it’s because of her ….well, you know.

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