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Sunday Reminder

Hi Everyone,
First off, Happy Sunday! Now, I just wanted to remind everyone that John has the day off.  Regular blogging activities will resume tomorrow (Monday).  But, in the meantime, here are some more towel animal theatre videos for your viewing pleasure.  Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving

Public Health and Bottoms

This is going to be a blog that includes stuff about my bottom….and for those with a weak disposition…….I suggest you log on to www.bestblogsatsea.com and read the brilliant and more serious non blogs that have absolutely no mention of bottoms. For those still with me I have to tell you I am not feeling [...]

Our Man in Dubai

I returned home from breakfast this morning with mate Danny and, when I entered the house, I thought we had been robbed. My stuff, including my signed photo of Cyndi Lauper from the Jubilee’s MTV cruise in 1989 had gone.
I then realized that we hadn’t been burgled but that Heidi was in one of her [...]

Spectator Sport

Every part of my body is cold. My arms, my feet, my eyes, my hair and my hemorrhoids ………….global warming my arse.
I just returned from standing next to Alan for two hours watching his son play rugby for his school. “Would you like to come along?” asked my mate and like an idiot I said [...]