You don’t really get a sense of scale from the pictures — nor do you get an impression of just how colourful and vibrant it is. Designed by a man called Brock, it has an extraordinary blend of fun and presence all with leviathan proportions. (more…)
The bidet is as pointless as the Koala Bear.
A Koala bear sleeps for 20 hours a day, only waking up to feed on tasteless eucalyptus leaves, which make it as stoned as a Rastafarian monk. ……….if a Koala Bear could get one of his mates to braid his fur…..he would. The plant makes the Koala so high that whenever it sees anything that isn’t a eucalyptus tree or another koala, it becomes so frightened it gives itself Chlamydia………..that’s a fact.
This can’t be much fun. Sitting around in a tree all day, singing Bob Marley songs, in Australia, sleeping, hallucinating and having a sexually transmitted disease that you caught without actually Rumpy Pumpy with another Koala. I know all this because I spent the morning watching Animal Planet. This not only made me more knowledgeable in the world of Koala Bears but also made me realize how much I miss Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter……………..there really will never be anybody like him.
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