Comments on: A Halloween Horror Story….And Yes….It's True

By: Derek Albinson

Derek Albinson — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:09:53 +0000

Wasn’t there a song like that back in the (?) 80′s?? Bidet you will, Bidet you won’t…. make up your mind tonight…Bidet you, Bidet you won’t, wanna be miiiiiiiyyayine! From now on for you John, it’ll be Bidet you won’t. Ever.
Thanks for the good story, chap.

Best and blessings,
D A

By: Ed & Barb Saari

Ed & Barb Saari — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:35:37 +0000

Help John – Please reply.
We were booked on the Liberty for the September 6, 2009 sailing. The offer to sail on the Dream will not work because we have been on that trip before (with you). Also, Princess gave out an offer today that is almost exactly the same trip that we just had this last fall on the Splendor (again with you). Carnival has no other Europe cruises but Princess does, the Athens trip on September 5 but it is double the price of our Liberty trip. Princess says sorry, either take the same cruise we had or nothing. Is there anything that you can do so we can go on this Princess trip?
Thanks a lot -

Ed & Barb Saari

By: Peg Dunbar

Peg Dunbar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:17:05 +0000

I have been gone all w/e, but I just have to respond to this. I am sorry John that you had a bad experience with the bidet but my husband had a funny one. When we got off the Splendor in Rome we checked into our hotel and as I was walking past the bath room, there was Mike standing over the bidet ready to pee. I yelled, that is a bidet, not a urinal to him. He turned around and said, “what is a bidet”? LOL, I just told him what it was, not that I have ever seen one or used it. The one we had was so low, almost to the floor. I am very surprised that they even have them in the US, guess that shows you how much I travel out east.

By: Marlene

Marlene — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:11:28 +0000

You’re too funny – love your descriptions and way with made-up words. Crocodile Dundee used the bidet for his feet. Maybe you should stick to that.

If laughter is a medicine – I’ve overdosed.

By: Krosmon

Krosmon — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:29:12 +0000

Oh, my. I d0 wish I lived closer to Philly. I would love to see you and the big Pinata. Now there is a truly “American” tradition – Pinata. At least it is around So. Cal.

You made my day with this blog. I laughed so hard I almost lost my cup of coffee.

Thanks for the wonderful insight into your life. Hugs to Heidi.

By: trailerparkbarbie

trailerparkbarbie — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:30:53 +0000

Thanks for a much needed laugh. I like your blog!

By: Kathleen (Bucket Lady)

Kathleen (Bucket Lady) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 12:46:49 +0000

John,
Three things I don’t discuss: Religion, Politics, and the thing that happened to you.

Ciao, Kathleen

By: suefrmnarrowsburg

suefrmnarrowsburg — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:23:03 +0000

Yes John, TMI, too much information. I am so excited, will finally get to meet you
tommorrow. Me and ny family are coming to Philly, SEE YOU THERE! Hi to Heid, hope
that you are feeling ok. Being really tired and sleepy the first several months is normal,
and you should take advantage of it!!

By: The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:06:38 +0000

Wow …. Another uncontrollable laughter fit…..

Using a shower curtain…..or sprinklers…. Too funny!! The horrible embarrassing feeling that seepage has occurred…. Like they say ……

Shyt happens.

The Flying Dutchman

By: The Bears - Barb & Carl

The Bears - Barb & Carl — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:42:59 +0000

John,
You should just make a habit of wearing brown pants all the time!

Princess Barb