If American Airlines was the snake in the garden of Eden, Eve would have paid for her own apple………………………..bloody hell……………$2 for a pair of headphones to watch a movie that has been cut so much as not to offend children, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Vegetarians and the French it lasts 20 minutes
At least bankers only steal from us. They don’t make us feel dirty, too. The time will soon come, I am sure, when the cabin crew of your average flight to a misnamed airport only a three-hour train ride from the middle of nowhere will spend the entire journey parading around with expensive food and drink on bits of string on the end of sticks, which they will dangle in front of our hungry, hungry noses. Or maybe they will just strap us into our seats and slap us around the face.
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We missed the special feeling, we missed the inuagural events, we missed the splashing of the bottle, we missed Angelina Jolie… hmmm you also missed her 
