This is going to be a blog that includes stuff about my bottom….and for those with a weak disposition…….I suggest you log on to www.bestblogsatsea.com and read the brilliant and more serious non blogs that have absolutely no mention of bottoms. For those still with me I have to tell you I am not feeling well………I have the galloping trots…….or diarrhea to give it its scientific name and to tell you just how bad it is……well…….let’s just say I could poo through a straw…………and it’s America’s fault. Last night I decided to take Heidi and the Thingy out for dinner……..just the three of us.
We decided to drive a few miles away from where we live to a place called Basildon where there is a recently opened area called Festival Park. This is a little version of America. Sitting in diamond formation are a group of restaurants dedicated to the Good Old US of A. The Stars and Stripes are everywhere ………on flag poles and in the windows of a huge multiplex cinema and bowling alley……..it’s known locally as Bas Vegas……… Our choices of restaurants included:ChilisChiquita MexicanMacaroni GrilleOutbackTGI Fridays.
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