I truly believe that life now, at the precise second I am writing this blog thingy, is better than it was a moment ago. But not quite as good as it will be in a minute.
Obviously, this doesn’t apply if you’ve just been caught by your wife having rumpy pumpy with the next-door neighbor or if you’ve just been wrongly accused of trying to assisinate Kim Jong Il. And are, therefore, about to have your nipples blow torched.
Ronda Hensley and John
aboard Carnival Magic
Rick Williamson: Hi John, We went to Alaksa for a second time (2007 was the first time) in 2011. Both times on...
Leanne Tyson: John first off let me start by saying that I love reading your blog. My hubby and I will be cruising on...
Robert Jones: I never heard of any of the crew being killed?? Are not their cabins where the hole was ripped thru??...
Linda (Mom of DJ): Personally, I do not think everyone that expects the VIP debarkation are “elitists”....
Jeff: I love British humor. Keeping Up Appearances is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen, period. And of...
I started this blog when a lady called Stephanie said "Oh John, please write a blog, it will only be for a week and won't take up much of your time."
That was back in 1492 and here I am still writing in the same pair of underpants.
