There have been many engineering breakthroughs in the past few years that I suspect may have slipped under your radar. A couple of Dutch boffins, for instance, have developed a new kind of fabric that could be used as a television screen. So pretty soon you’ll be able to watch Grey’s Anatomy on my underpants. Then we have the American satellite that can spot rainfall and vegetation growth on a farm in Texas. As a result, farmers there will be able to bring some shock and awe to the locust breeding grounds before the insect rumpy pumpy even takes place.
Best of all, we have the thingy on your cell phone. Dial a number, hold the phone against a speaker and within 30 seconds, for just nine cents, you’ll be sent a text saying what the song is and who the song is by. So now you can wave goodbye to the misery of trying to find out what it was you heard on the radio by attempting to sing it to your friends. “You must have heard it. It’s brilliant. It goes ner ner ner de dum dum on the beach.”
All of these have gone unnoticed because of the doom and gloom provided by Fannie Crunch and Credit Mae……Yet, in the face of all the gloom and doom there is something on the horizon…….something that will turn the frowns of credit that crunches upside down……….and her name is……Jessica Simpson …….. bugger ….. sorry ……I meant to say her name is …………the Carnival Dream.
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