I want to talk about the very first time I went on stage on a Carnival Cruise Line vessel. It was 1988 and I was a very attractive and slim assistant bar manager. I used to stand at the back of the theater on the Holiday and Celebration and watch the king of the ship entertain. That king was the cruise director and how I dreamed of one day being them.
Bill Panoff, Gary Hunter, Kenny Day, Malcolm Kennedy, Dave Armor, Eddie Capone, Bob Goss, Bob Hamill, David Fee, J.B. Anthony but not some Elvis impersonator called Gene Cook……..he was an idiot and had no more right to be a cruise director than a food blender.
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