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The Adventures of Josephine and Neville Bentley

It’s winter which means people with beards are packing their fur lined underpants and are going skiing.
I hate skiing. I never understand why people ski down a slope to a bar and then go on a lift so they can ski down the same slope again.
That’s like walking to the pub on a Sunday, [...]