Hi Everyone,

Here are two video updates for your viewing pleasure. We’re having a great time on the Carnival Fantasy. Wish you were here!!

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Louise

February 10, 2009 -

John Heald -

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In the past, if a cruise director tells a joke that isn’t funny or says something inappropriate he or she was booed or if it’s really bad a member of the fruit family is hurled at us …… and a pomegranate traveling at high speed can be very painful.

However, that was then ………today, we face a new and much more potent weapon.

Shoe-throwing is the in thing. Everybody is at it. I fully expect somebody to put in an application for it to become an Olympic sport in 2012. The joy of this activity is that anyone can do it – you don’t need specialist equipment or clandestine training.

If someone is annoying you, simply remove your shoe and hurl it at them.
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