From: VALOR GUEST SERVICES
Sent: THURSDAY, February 26, 2009 9:44 AM
To: VALOR ASSISTANT CRUISE DIRECTOR; VALOR CRUISE DIRECTOR;
Subject: BIG SCREEN COMPLAINTGood Morning John.
I just met with a guest who insists on talking to you regarding the movie on the big screen last night. She felt it was unsuitable for family viewing. Can you call her please and let me know what happens?
Thank you and kind regards,
Olav
GSA – Guest Services
And so I started my day in St. Maarten with a chat with a guest who thought the showing of the James Bond movie Quantum of Solace was not appropriate for her 12-year-old son and 10-year-old daughter. Now, I will say she was very calm and very polite and her opinions were very interesting. Just before I share them with you let me tell you that the movie was shown on the big screen at 10:30 pm last night and that the 7:45 pm movie was The Chronicles of Harry Narnia Potter or something like that.
Anyway, I met with the guest at the coffee shop this morning as we arrived into St. Maarten and guess what…….she’s British. She lives in Canada now but I recognized her Northern British accent immediately. Anyway, as I said, her views on Bond were interesting.
She started by saying that Bond movies promote drinking, smoking and having rumpy pumpy. And when you think about it I guess she is right and our super spy is no more heroic than Mick Jagger or the basketball player who I seem to remember wrote a book about having rumpy pumpy with 700 women……..I think his name was Wilt Chamberlin although having rumpy pumpy with 700 women and being called Wilt really doesn’t seem right some how. Anyway, I digress……….so back to the conversation with Mrs. Britanada.
Now, I am going to try and write what I think her next point was although I gave up the will to live in the middle of the conversation……….anyway, let’s see if I can remember.
She said every time a Bond film comes out we are told that it contains a new kind of “feminist” Bond girl but each time she says they are exploited for their…. ummmmm ……. breasts and that’s sexist.
Well, that was that and I apologized and didn’t bother asking what a 10- and 12-year-old were doing up at 10:30 pm and promised her that I would take her suggestions to heart, which I have. However, I am afraid that I disagree. Firstly, it was on at 10:30 pm and Quantum of Solace had less action in it than the Harry Narnia movie that was on earlier that night. In Quantum of Solace, I was left utterly bewildered by what on earth he was up to half the time.
Even the car chase was impossible to follow. It was designed to be the longest, and best, in all of movie history, but what we actually saw in the cinema was a savagely edited facsimile. Why was it cut down? Presumably so they could shoehorn in more shots of Daniel Craig smoldering. And deeper insights into his inner being.
In the olden days, Bond would get some orders from M and then embark on a series of fights, interspersed with some rumpy pumpy, until eventually the baddie and his entire operation exploded. ……………..I miss Roger Moore.
The whole big screen movie selection is always difficult because we have to find movies that are current and that look awesome on a giant screen. We can’t show anything that contains too much adult content and if they do we always put a parental guidance in the Carnival Capers…………something which, in my defense, Mrs. Britanada ignored.
Other movies we are showing this cruise include Indian Jones and the Crystal of Boredom, Made of Honor (starring my mate Kevin) and Ironman.
So, as you can see we have a broad selection of titles which along with the morning shows, concerts and events seem to me to provide a good quality choice. They are certainly very popular this voyage and the movies especially have been watched by at least 200 each sitting. However, with yesterday’s comment about not showing President Obama’s speech and today’s Bond girl not being happy, it appears the subject of the big screen is still worthy of discussion.
The guests are in a great mood and why shouldn’t they be. The weather yesterday in St. Thomas was perfect as it is here in St. Maarten today. In a way you get two islands for the price of one: St. Maarten happens to be the smallest island on the planet that’s shared by two countries. Two-thirds is called Saint Martin and is in the French Caribbean — all sophistication, fine dining, fashion boutiques and gingerbread houses; and one-third is called Sint Maarten, in the Dutch Antilles — with faster food, noisier nightlife and swanky casinos. On the Dutch side people are wonderfully friendly while on the French side the people are……ummmm…….French.
Heidi once told me that folklore taught at Dutch schools has the bickering clog wearers and the garlic lovers divvying up the island with a walking race. A Frenchman and a Dutchman left from the same spot at the same time, one clockwise, the other counter clockwise — the border would be the straight line from where they started to where they met up on the other side. But one spiked the other’s drink, and the resulting handover by hangover saw France score the lion’s share.
There are no hard feelings, though, nor any border guards or formalities at all, for that matter — this is cohabitation Caribbean-style. One moment you’re buying a baguette for breakfast, the next having a Dutch pancake (called a pofiture) for lunch. You can tell when you have left the Dutch side and entered the French part of the island………..that is ……… if you have a keen sense of smell.
The French side has the most stunning beach though…………Orient Beach is an awesome two-kilometer-long stretch of sand. Be warned though………..clothing is optional and it isn’t just footprints that you will see in the sand.
The pretty French capital of Marigot has top-end boutiques and is a must see while you are there while the Dutch side has all the top recommended jewelry and electronic stores plus a fantastic art gallery/shop owned by the chap who designed and made Joda from Star Wars. Yep, it’s a great island and the most popular excursions here are:
THE GOLDEN EAGLE CATAMARAN
THE BEST OF THE DUTCH AND FRENCH EXPERIENCE
THE EXPLORER TOUR
THE RHINO RIDER SELF DRIVE POWER BOATS
THE BEACH AND FOUR WHEEL DRIVE ADVENTURE
Now, we also have a fantastic horseback riding tour along the beach in St. Maarten. This is a firm favorite with many guests but as you can see here the horses can sometimes be a little grumpy.
From: VALOR SHORE EXCURSION MANAGER
Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:48 PM
To: VALOR CRUISE DIRECTOR
Subject: Accident Notification – Carib Resort Inc – St MaartenGood Afternoon,
Tour Name :Horseback with Ocean Ride & Beach Break
Port of Call :St Maarten
Name :Mr __________
Cabin :______Incident: Tour operator reported that Mr _____ had been kicked on the leg by a horse called Thunder. His shin got bruised and swollen. Guest received first aid from the tour guides and completed the excursion. Mr. ______ has been contacted and offered medical assistance on board. Guest said he was resting and putting ice on his leg and might go and see the infirmary later.
The accident report will be sent once all details and waivers are received.
Regards,
Judit Molnar
Carnival Cruise Lines | Assistant Shore Excursion Manager |
Now, the fact that he was on a Carnival excursion means that he received immediate attention and that once back onboard we can continue the care. That’s one of the many reasons we suggest these days that you take a Carnival excursion. As for the horse …….. well, poor old Thunder is being shipped to the French side of the island where he will be served in a white wine sauce.
If you have any questions on anything St. Maarten please let me know by marking your comments………John, please reply.
I actually have had a busy morning which including a meeting with an executive from the DuPont company. Did you know that DuPont are world leaders when it comes to safety in the workplace? And as its Carnival’s ultimate goal to provide the safest environment, as well as the most fun in the cruise industry, we have struck a partnership with DuPont.
I met with Tom from DuPont this morning and he has asked me to make a video which will highlight some of the areas where we can advise guests about how to avoid accidents onboard. Now, we are not talking about the lifeboat drill but other safety tips when vacationing aboard a moving ship. Anyway, I will be shooting the film soon and will of course make sure that I include clips here on the blog thingy.
Back in the world of fun, I want to thank all of you who signed up to host the Carnival Sunday Fun day party events. There is still time to do so and if you have no idea what I am talking about or would like a refresher on what will be a brilliant national event, here once again are the details.
Jaime had a very interesting day yesterday as you are about to see.
February 25, 2009
Dear John,
While conducting his incredibly informative and organized technology seminar, Mickey, one of our guests that is sailing with us for the full 49-day voyage, explained to the crowd that since they had exceeded the midway point of their vacation, guests see themselves as if they are no longer on holiday, rather they are becoming part of the crew. He is saying this because he is now used to seeing familiar faces on a regular basis, he is ready to host/co-host so of the sea day events and seminars, and the food in the dining room is still delicious, yet slightly predictable. It is evident that Mickey has loved every moment of his vacation this far mostly because he feels like part of the Carnival Splendor family… which he most certainly is.
At first, I did not agree with Mickey. He did not know what it was like to be a crewmember! Yes, maybe he could “share a smile” (one of our crew mottos), or even help by picking up a dropped napkin in the corridor. BUT, he was still being waited on hand and foot, and spending a ridiculous amount of money on doo dads in the gift shop! Today, a week after this “crewmember” claim was made; I must concede and agree with Mickey that he may now have a slight insight as to what life working on board is like.
Let me explain: Due to high winds and unfit weather conditions, we were forced to leave the port of Ushuaia around midnight – approximately eight hours after our regularly scheduled departure time. Therefore, we arrived near Puerto Arenas around 2 pm the next day, rather than 6 am. We could see the port; we were fixated in our tendering location. We had to disembark and embark some customs and immigration officials. We pulled all the way up, and unfortunately guests and crew alike were not allowed off because of clearance issues and time constraints. Now I can say I agree with Mickey because he has experienced one of the most difficult parts of being a crewmember – port manning.
Port manning is a system we have on board where a certain amount of the crew must stay on the ship in case of an emergency. It seems as though everyone else gets to go outside and have time to explore when you have to stay and ensure the safety of the vessel. I smile because especially when we visit a port only once, these days are especially difficult to enjoy. I understand that many guests, and myself included were disappointed we were not able to go off and experience Puerto Arenas, but at least we can still say the Splendor did visit it… because I have the photos to prove it!
Rather than disembarking guests in this port of call, our Captain scheduled scenic viewing of beautiful glaciers and rocks during day light hours. Our naturalist Dirk’s narration through the straights of Magellan made this missed port day still extremely educational, beautiful and pleasant.
Cruise Director Goose and Assistant Cruise Director Brad worked diligently all night to re-plan this day at sea with activities, seminars and special scenic cruising highlights. In the morning when we began to sail through the picturesque surroundings I stood on deck 9 aft watching the glaciers on each side of the ship. I overheard a lady calling with a complaint to the Guest Services Desk; here is the conversation I overheard:
Lady: “Excuse me, it is extremely rude of you to play this type of music on deck while we are trying to enjoy the scenery.”
Guest Services Operator: “I apologize for the inconvenience ma’am, would you please explain to me where you are so we can contact the proper parties to have the music changed for you.”
Lady: “Do not apologize to me! This is lack of planning and we should experience calming, soothing music as we are trying to enjoy the beautiful sites. I am Lido deck, in the back of the ship. You must send someone immediately!”
Guest Services Operator: “Will do, someone is on their way.”
Another Guest Standing By: “Hey lady, the music is extremely appropriate! We SHOULD be hearing rock music… we are looking at rocks!”
I smiled, and went on to begin my day….
We have two more sea days until our next port of Puerto Montt.
This is flying by so fast!
Scenic Cruising in the Straight of Magellan
The Carnival Splendor in Puerto Arenas… See! We really did go!
Glaciers from this Morning… more to come!Have a wonderful day!
=) Jaime
It seems the Cruise Director Goose and his staff is doing a tremendous job in keeping everyone happy as the Carnival Splendor continues her journey. I knew he would be the right man for this difficult task and I am proud of him and the entertainment staff of Jaime, Lauren, Brad, Owen and Scouser. Thanks again Jaime, your a star………a single star………….but a star nevertheless.
Here are two brilliant photos from Claire including one taken through the porthole in her cabin.
OK, talking of photos I wanted to share this nightmarish photo with you. It’s of me ……..dancing. OK, let me explain. As many of you know I would rather eat a yak poo sandwich then dance. This is because when I do try and dance I look like someone has stuck a cattle prod up my bottom. However, back in 1994 on the Carnival Ecstasy I did dance and in the show no less.
It was a show called Pure Ecstasy which as you will gather was performed on the Sensation ……….kidding…………..it was performed on what is now the Carnival Ecstasy. It was my last week on the ship and the dance captain Kerry Stables, whom many of you know is now our director of production entertainment and one heck of a choreographer, asked me to take part in one of the numbers.
And so after much persuasion and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I did indeed perform a number called Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. It involved me wearing a silly hat and doing dance moves called a Running Roger and Jazz Squares…………the audience seemed to enjoy it………and afterwards I promised myself I would never dance again. So here is a very skinny me dancing in the Pure Ecstasy show in 1994………….it’s not pretty.
Here is a drawing of the ship by little Spencer whose photos I posted earlier in the week. He drew this for me and I wanted to share it with you.
And here are three letters for today’s “In Their Own Words” section
I have received about 20 – 30 letters a day so far this cruise. I enjoy sharing these with you and how right that lady is. I must always remember to acknowledge firefighters and I am glad she took the time to remind me.
Blogger Carolyn T asked me for a cruise director schedule which I have here. It’s updated to May and always and as I know so well………….it may change. But for now, here is the latest CD schedule and thanks to Chris Prideaux for sharing it with us
This coming March the Carnival Miracle and the Carnival Spirit will enter their dry dock periods and both will come out shiny and new with Circle C areas for the 12- to 14-year-olds and both ships will also be fitted with bow to stern wireless Internet access. It has been a long time since I have been on a Spirit-class ship. The last time was 2002 on the Carnival Legend and I think it’s been too long so I hope I can fix that this year.
I see many of you enjoyed seeing the renditions of the Carnival Dream and I will be visiting the ship in April to see how she is progressing.
Heidi is doing well and her visit to the midwife went very well. The Thingy is very healthy and the only problem is Heidi has something called carpal tunnel syndrome in her wrist which she says is very painful. The doctor gave her splint to wear and some cream. Apparently this is very common in pregnant women and even though she tells me not to worry……….I do. …..and on that note I am going to take a break…………..back soon.
Here am and this evening I will perform the Bedtime Story at the Talent Show. It’s been a long time since I have done this so I hope it all goes well. Maybe I will include a video clip of it tomorrow if you would like.
So, I took a break from writing today’s blog. As I said earlier we are in St. Maarten which is Heidi’s favorite Caribbean port of call. We used to love going for a walk together and eating Dutch food. However, it is no fun doing this on your own so I stayed onboard.
So, taking a lunch break I ordered a Caesar salad with chicken from room service and decided to watch ……..a Bond movie. I carry a big selection of movies with me and I knew I had a selection of Bond movies. Feeling a little nostalgic after writing today’s Bond blog I decided to watch For Your Eyes Only, the 1981 Bond film starring Roger Moore, and I was excited to do so.
For those of us in the throes of middle age, it was cheering to watch the elderly Roger Moore as he creaked around the set while younger, fitter women flung themselves at his wobbly loins. And then as I watched I realized that Mrs.Britanada was wrong because by today’s action movie standards it was about as harmful to children and adults as a drunk Teletubby.
There was no swearing; the violence was so soft as to be completely undisturbing. As for rumpy pumpy, the only racy scene involved Bond and the girl taking off their bathrobes, so that you saw their undraped knees – in the case of Roger Moore, a very wrinkly knee. Maybe I was wrong as well because after watching Daniel Craig I am sorry to say that Roger Moore……….. looked like a slightly eccentric hairdresser.
Goodnight
Your Friends
John, Heidi and The Thingy
Filed under: Caribbean, Destinations, South America, Tales from the Ship, Travel | Tagged: Carnival Splendor, Carnival Valor, Jaime's post, South America, St. Marteen, Ushuaia
John:
While I completely understand the lady perhaps not wanting her two children to see this James Bond movie…..it would seem that a more responsible action would have been for her to not let them see it.
I mean, it isn’t like the movie is chasing them around the ship. She knew where the movie was showing and at what time….just keep them away from that area during the movie. I guess asking a parent to actually be a “parent” is just to much these days.
Hope Heidi’s wrist are doing better.
Time for more meds….
Linda (Mom of your friend ~who is being a great help to me this week~ DJ)
oh john PLEASE post the video of the bedtime story!!! please???? pretty please???
smiles, bonnie and prince charlie
Geeezz… is it like this all time? I just can’t imagine people complaining like this… you’re on vacation people… relax… Hopefully it will get better on the way back and on your next journey!!
If you would post the Bedtime Story you will be doing, that would be so cool! I looked it up on youtube and found one. I was laughing my butt off! HILARIOUS!
I hope you have happier sailings……… SOON!!
Stef
Hello John-
Long time no post but I am finally done catching up with all the blogs!! I moved to Florida and got settled, allows me to cruise Carnival 4-5 times a year now…YEAH!!!
I must admit, I have never seen a Bond movie, I will definitly have to check one out now, sounds like I should skip the Quantom of Solace though
I noticed you need a CD for the Carnival Liberty for 5/16 and on….let me know how I can get in on the action!!
Dave from Florida (formely Colorado)
John,we are just off the Miracle and I want to thank you for everything you did for us,
getting us the room to meet in and other things.
We just love the spirit class ships and the Miracle was in great shape. I have sent Capt Volpi our thanks, I have never met a captain who interacts with the passengers the way he did.
Enjoying your blogs back on the ships and especially Jamies reports from the Splendor.
Best to Heidi and thingy
glad things are going well with them
Papanh
Jaime:
You provide the words to Bill pictures. Thank you!!
Please say Thank you to Bill also for taking us on this incredible trip. His pictures are stunning. Wish I was there.
John:
Forget about changing the picture. If you don’t like it . Don’t watch it. easy. What he ship is not big enough?
Take care
Nanni
Hi John,
Time is indeed flying by on the Splendor…
http://www.zydecocruiser.com/splendor_09/index.htm
Please Reply
John
Hope you and Heidi are doing well.
Have you had a chance to mail the ornaments out yet? I have not received them yet.
Looking forwarding to sailing on the Fasination out of Jacksonville (only 4 hrs from home)
Also looking forward to going to Half Moon Cay
have heard lot about the port.
hope to meet up with you soon
Tell Heidi to take care of herself
Cheri & Michael
Uh, CEO Gerry purchased the “you-know-what”? Naaaaaahhhhhh, guys, he’s pullin’ yer leg.
John, I just wanted you to know that I am the PROUD and LUCKY winner of the 1st eBay…..”John Heald Bobble Head”…..auction. Yes, I paid $47.00…plus shipping&handlingfees of the seas…but it was WELL worth EVERY penny. It was cut-throat bidding right to the very end.
You see my husband, three adult kiddies, and I were supposed to be on the February Blogger’s Cruise, but work arrangements prevented us from booking it. To make a long-story-short: We went on the Carnival Fantasy out of NO from 12/27/08-1/1/09. We had such a blast, and met some wonderful people. Oh, and Big Tex? What a super CD. He actually presented me with a “ship-on-a-stick” in celebration of my 50th birthday. We have been on several cruises in the past. Carnival is……TOP NOTCH. “Fun for All….All for Fun”!
Well, a little more than a month later…….when all of you sailed……it was KILLING me not to be onboard. I even watched the Fantasy leave the port of NO on the web cam on 2/7/09. I read EVERY review and viewed ALL of the photos/videos that were posted on the CC Blogger’s Forum……DAILY!……while the “400+” of you were cruising. I continue to view any & all updates. I was SOOOO excited for you and your “family” of friends. Honestly, it felt as if I was ON that ship with all of you…..experiencing the parties, dinners, special events, Sea-Days, Progreso, Cozumel, etc. It was awesome! What a GREAT group of people. I wish I could have met all of them….and YOU TOO, of course, John. Perhaps someday our paths will cross………
Anyways, I figured that owning a JH Bobble Head was the next best thing to being with your “family” on that 5-Day Blogger’s Cruise. I CAN’T WAIT to receive it in the mail. David/dwa76 had a great suggestion: Will you sign it for me, John? I can’t afford to pay you after spending a whopping $47.00+. But, I’d MUCH rather have YOUR autograph than any of those “famous” Oscar night attendees. Hmmm, think about it, okay?
By the way, I LOOOOOOVE your Blog. It enlightens me each and every day. You can be so serious, kind, considerate, & sincere, and……THEN, in one simple breath……absolutely hilarious. You are truly a gem, John. Your wife is a lucky gal as you are a lucky man. Keep up the spectacular job. In my eyes, you’re the KING of Carnival.
My love, thoughts, and best wishes go out to you, Heidi, and the….ever-so-lucky….Thingy. Happy cruising!
Take care,
Sally Dagon Head
PS Welcome to Facebook, John!
Hi John!
Glad to hear that Heidi/Thingy are well even though she has C.T.S.
Jaime’s letter is great and the pics through the Straits are so pretty.
I agree with you about Bond and don’t think its a big deal on the screen at 10:30 at night.
I have many fond memories of St. Martin. What a beautiful gem.
Hope the show goes well.
Take care!
David
“And so after much persuasion and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I did indeed perform a number called Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. It involved me wearing a silly hat and doing dance moves called a Running Roger and Jazz Squares…………the audience seemed to enjoy it………and afterwards I promised myself I would never dance again.” And so we now have even more in common, my friend… At least you didn’t have to dance in a leopard spot nightgown thingy with a broom…
I love all the pictures. Jaime and Claire are doing a stunning job!!!
Please tell Mrs.Britanada that she has the same options that are available to her at home… if she finds it objectionable don’t watch.
Please thank Chris for the CD schedule. He’s a very unique guy. I had a great time chatting with him on the Carnival Fantasy.
Glad to hear that Heidi is doing well despite her tunnel thingy… please tell her I said hi!!
Ciao!!!
Host Mach
Hi John,
I hope you can post the Bedtime video. It’s enlightening once again to read and hear about
your encounters with the guests on the Valor.
Thanks for making us part of the adventure.
Best to you, Heidi and The thingy,
Mary C
Stephanie… could you please put up a link for the full size CD schedule file??
Thanks a bunch!!!
Mach
well we are going to try and set sail from our couch , and host one of the partys here . I am wondering if we are selected would you come and do the evening show for us after dinner . We of course would be thrilled . we are thinking that this would be a wonderful addition to our festivities . its just a little cool up here , we have about 4 feet of snow , but they sell wonderful winter clothing. I have afew newfie friends that would love to screech you in and we love to celebrate with a good old fashioned kitchen party. I think you would really enjoy a visit to our fair Isle . We look forward to seeing if we get selected for the party and even if we are not selected we may have to have a kitchen party anyhow . by the way why did they select the day for the party on March 29th . when people have to go to work the next day ?
Jaime — the pictures are absolutely breathtaking!!! Thank you….and keep them coming!
John, thanks for posting the CD schedule. Since I was concerned if Big Tex was going to be on the Valour the last week or so of Sept. I decided that the thing to do was to call Linda, DJ’s mum. She said Tex is supposed to take the CD position when you leave the Valor the 12th. She said he would be on the ship for 6 months, so that means we will be able to enjoy his wit and humour…….. okay it’s spelt right.
We were quite impressed with Tex on the BC2 and want to see him again. So since my burfday is 9/25 I picked the Valor to cruise and celebrate my last year in the 60’s……….. older than dirt.
John, in talking to my PVP, Kanecia Allen, she said this has been the best year for people booking cruises. She said they are even booking expensive cruises. So when are our stocks going to go back up……….. bugger.
I’m glad to hear Heidi got a good report. Now if her wrist will just quit hurting.
CYA in 31 days
Countess Carolyn
Hello John,
Glad to hear that Heidi is doing well. Less than 3 months now until you’re parents.
I disagree with the lady complaining about the Bond movie. It was at 10:30 and was listed in the Capers so why didn’t she just make sure the kids didn’t see it. Why weren’t they in bed?
George and I don’t like the new Bond movies and won’t even watch them. Which Bond movies don’t you have yet?
George and Linda
Just wanted to say that I cannot wait to see Splendor in just 59 days! Not that I’m keeping track or anything…
)
John (PleaseReply)
First of all, let me say how much I enjoyed the Bloggers cruise on the Fantasy. How amazing it is to be a part of Big Ed’s Krewe family. Unfortunately I had to depart NOLA in a hurry for a family emergency, so I was unable to say goodbye to my new found family and friends. We so enjoyed being a part of the Beacon Of Hope project. I hope our little bit of work helped them out.
I am booked on the Valor on March 29th. I need to know if a certain bar waitress is still on the Valor. Her name is Jurghita and she is from Lithuania. She was on the Freedom in Europe with us in Oct. 2007. She is absolutely precious and we would love to see her again. Please, if you can, let me know if she is still there and I will definitely get in touch with her. (My hubby thinks she is terrific too) Thanks in advance.
Give my best to Heidi and thingy. Also tell the Stephanie’s hi for me. See you on March 29???
Gloria aka Sue
Hi John,
Just saw this on Cruise Critic. Is there any chance it is true? Sounds great to me.
Possible 7 Day Sensation cruises
My travel agent was telling me that Carnival is considering adding 7 Day Bahamas cruises on the Sensation start May 2010. These cruises would be available once a month and would call on Nassau, Freeport, Half Moon Cay, Grand Turk & Key West. Anyone else have any truth to this??
Thanks,
Linda
Good evening John. St. Maarten was one of the first ports in my first cruise. Since I had no idea what to expect I spent a great deal of time there. I loved just walking down the small streets and we did buy many beautiful items to bring home. Diamond International was a very special place for me. We arrived the second time this last cruise and after just two years the St. Maarten pier has changed a great deal for the good. I noticed that they are building a second pier. I will always remember St. Maarten as a special port in my heart. As far as a James Bond, the one and only Bond is Sean Connery. I hope Heidi is doing well and carpal tunnel is painful but not dangerous unless you are a piano player and a person on the computer constanly. I’m in the process of arranging my cruise next year. It will be the Dream or the Liberty. Probably the Dream. Rest and enjoy the last two days of the cruise. See ya.
Paul F. Pietrangelo
Actually, John, the basketball player with 700 women was Magic Johnson. And he was called Magic long before we knew about the women. Sounds more likely than Wilt, doesn’t it?
I love St. Maarten and have been there 2 times on a Carnival cruise. Doing the Bahamas this time around as I haven’t been to Freeport since 1977…..do you think it has changed? LOL
Sorry to hear Heidi is suffering from CTS. My sister-in-law had it too during her last pregnancy and is fine now. I just had surgery for CTS last month and my hand is fine now.
Take care and enjoy the rest of your time on the Valor.
Cindy
John;
This may not make sense, but if Mrs. Britanada does not want her crildren to watch James Bond she could send them to bed. We are still suffering from withdraw after the bloggers cruise.
Hope Heidi is feeling better.
Bob
Good morning John (& Stephanie),
I agree – if you don’t think the movie is appropriate, go somewhere else.
Great photos & Dear John letter from Jaime – as usual.
Heidi, I’m glad things went well and I fully sympathize with the carpal tunnel since I’m on a computer almost all the time. I’ve been meaning to get a wrist pad, but still haven’t done it.
John, that photo of you dancing was priceless.
I am also one of those that loves the Miracle. At first, I wasn’t sure if I would like the Spirit-class layout since it’s different from the Conquest-class, but I was won over the first day. To use your favorite expression, it’s Brilliant. I hope to sail on her again – maybe next year on the itinerary that goes to Half Moon Cay & Grand Turk from NY. Unless of course something new happens – like the Carnival Magic????? Or other new choices. I think I asked this before, but why not change part of the itinerary on the Dream’s 2 NY cruises to include Half Moon Cay instead of Nassau (been there so many times). That would be perfect.
OK, Simon Legree is about to come out of his office. I’m leaving early today – very important appt – getting my nails done. But I’m going on dreaded jury duty on Monday for at least 3 days and I’m going to miss reading your blog thingy. So have a great weekend and the rest of Valor Eastern Caribbean and the start of the Exotic Western trips.
Hugs,
Carol
Hi John,
I don’t complain much (ha) but I do have to mention what I think is a serious injustice being done to the passengers on the second leg of the Carnival Splendor South America trip.
I inquired at the Purser’s desk about the date/time for the past guest party and was told that there would be NONE on this leg.
Many adjectives come to mind to describe this action (or lack thereof). Laziness, cheapness, whatever, but nothing positive.
There are a number of passengers ONLY on this leg (myself included). A past guest party is a benefit advertised by Carnival. To not offer one on a 14 day cruise is unconscionable. There can be no justification.
There are certainly sea days left when one could be scheduled. There are at least two additional sea days left on this leg.
Hopefully the powers that be at Carnival will light a fire under someone while there is still time to make it right.
Thank you.
bill
John: Please reply – the CD schedule was very hard to read. Are you going to be the CD on the Valor till the end of March? Friends of mine are cruising the last week and they LOVE you as we do, and they asked me if you were still gonna be on the ship.
PLEASE show the Bedtime video, it has been years since I saw you do it. Carpal Tunnel is using shared by people who type a lot, I am on the computer at work all the time, luckily so far I have not gotten it. Say Hi to Heidi for us, and Christ Prideaux will have a package from us waiting for you in the mailroom in Miami this weekend, make sure and get it, special gifts for Thingy! Your friends, Linda & Mike
Hi John
All of the best to you, Heidi and thingy and we trust that all is going well.
Kindly confirm that you will be on board the Carnival Dream departing New York on the 15 November 2009 We would love to meet you and are planning to do this as our next Carnival cruise.
Thanks/regards
Des & Carol
Cape Town South Africa
Hi John
We trust that all is going well with you, Heidi and Thingy.
Kindly confirm that you will be on the Carnival Dream departing New York on 15 November 2009.
We are planning to do this as our next cruise and would love to meet you as regular readers of your blog.
Thanks/regards
Des & Carol
Cape Town, South Africa
Stephanie, could you link the new CD schedule on the blog. The print was too small for these old eyes. Even with my super duper xray Bond glasses I could not make out the names.
Hi everyone!
The cruise director scheduled can be found on the right side of the blog. Once you click on the link the image will appear, click on the image and it should enlarge.
Have a great day!
Stephanie
Hi John, Please Reply,
I was just chatting online with Ralph Valente. He is such a great CD! Sailed with him twice on the Conquest and my daughter and I had a ball. He said that you were the one who tagged him with the name Wee Jimmy and said to ask you who Mr. Robinson and the friend cha is. Soooo, I’m asking….
Maribeth “CarnivalJunkie” Kring
Hi John,
Just wanted to say that we are looking forward to cruising with you Mar 1st. Can’t wait to meet you!!
See you Sunday!
Stacie, Norbey, Hillary and Sophie Soontiens
Canada
Hello John(Please respond)
I have been reading your blog for a year now and find it very enjoyable. I have shared many of your stories with family and friends. Thanks to your comments about the Carnival fleet I am booking a cruise on board the Carnial Paradise next year for my hubbies and my 25 anniversary.I have cruised with one of the other lines before, but was not completely happy with it.From what i have read and seem Carnival is the way to go.Who is the CD on the Paradise and any suggestions as to what to see when we sail.I hope that Heidi is doing well. keep up the good work,
I had the Carpel Tunnel Syndrome when I was pregnant also. The good news is that it goes away around the baby’s first birthday.
Hi Maribeh, Hi John,
Be nice when you reply to this LOL…
John is wonderful, I remember all the things he tought me. I would not be where I am today with out John and Heidi – I love you…xxx
“I must always remember to acknowledge firefighters and I am glad she took the time to remind me.”
I agree! come March 15th, you’ll have a shot at doing just that John! Sailing on the Valor then will be nearly 300 people from all around the state of Wisconsin, many of whom are EMS / Firefighters! Should be an extra safe cruise LOL
Your dance moves are rather reminiscent of those from a certain MC Hammer…. You simply need a more uhhh fashion forward pair of balloon pants to make it the perfect ensemble.
http://inspiredworlds.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mc-hammer2.jpg
Can’t touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you’re down.
The Flying (Bust-a-Move) Dutchman
John:
Sorry to hear about your conversation with Britandia. Wouldn’t it have been easier if you blamed the choice of movie on the French and moved on?
Best wishes to you.
I wanted to say a huge thank you to Mischelle Beatti. Carnival had no record of a cruise my mom took in 1990. My mom had all kinds of info on the ship picture and names and all kinds of stuff. However she didnt have a past guest # or booking # plus the pics she had dont have a date on them. So she kept getting turned away. However I turned to you(actually Stephanie) and you turned to her. Well my mother now shows she has cruised 6 times. Thank you so much. Also a huge thank you to PVP Jessica ext. 34262. She was the most helpful PVP I have worked with. She was patient and gave me straight answers and looked up the answers to other questions. I will def book my next cruise with through her, and any/all cruises after!!!
Rositer-11 carnival lifer
Tell the upset (movie) guest to sail on Disney. A cruiseline I will never go on because of the kids and yes, I do have kids (16 & 12) and they would have been thrilled to see Mr. Bond and I would have let them because we have a open line of communication and I would be willing to discuss the movie with them after.
Please pass along to managers
I wanted to say a huge thank you to Mischelle Beatti. Carnival had no record of a cruise my mom took in 1990. My mom had all kinds of info on the ship picture and names and all kinds of stuff. However she didnt have a past guest # or booking # plus the pics she had dont have a date on them. So she kept getting turned away. However I turned to you(actually Stephanie) and you turned to her. Well my mother now shows she has cruised 6 times. Thank you so much. Also a huge thank you to PVP Jessica ext. 34262. She was the most helpful PVP I have worked with. She was patient and gave me straight answers and looked up the answers to other questions. I will def book my next cruise with through her, and any/all cruises after!!!
Rositer-11 carnival lifer
Where has Carnival token you in your years onboard our “FUN SHIPS” ?
What does your job involve?
What’s the most rewarding part of your position?
What would your #1 most memorable moment be from your fantastic job?
What’s your favorite itinerary to cruise, and why?
What types of guests do you meet?
What would you say to someone that has never cruised with Carnival before?
What ship are you currently aboard?
I understand you have recently been promoted. Please tell us alittle about your your promotion.
Note to Linda Hernacki –
Please let us know when you receive the package with the bobblehead, etc. and that it was in OK shape when it got to you.
We’ve lost your e-mail address, but you can email us at carnivaltom@yahoo.com.
We received your check in the mail this morning – Thanks !!!
Hi John,
Just saw this on Cruise Critic. Is there any chance it is true? Sounds great to me.
Possible 7 Day Sensation cruises
My travel agent was telling me that Carnival is considering adding 7 Day Bahamas cruises on the Sensation start May 2010. These cruises would be available once a month and would call on Nassau, Freeport, Half Moon Cay, Grand Turk & Key West. Anyone else have any truth to this??
Thanks,
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I’m really enjoying your blog. I spent all night tonight e-vacationing through your pictures and stories. My husband and I took our first cruise on the Carnival Paradise in 2004 for our honeymoon. We loved every minute of it and are currently planning our next cruise.
I agree with the previous posters that if the lady didn’t want her kids to see a bond movie she should have tucked them tightly into bed.
I look forward to exploring your blog and am hoping to host a Carnival Cruise House Party soon!
Cynthia Dunn
Stockton, CA
So what I want to know is a i have heard that sometimes they show the Rocky Horror Picture Show on the big screen any chance of us seeing it on our trip on the Valor on April 5th to 12th?
Re: BIG SCREEN MOVIES
Hi John,
I would like to request that Carnival consider adding captions (or subtitles) to their movies shown on the big screen.
Being hearing impaired I can’t watch and enjoy movies without the aid of captions. I would think that there are probably many others who would benefit from captions.
Please respond if you can.
Thanks!