Luck Be A Lady Tonight

March 1, 2009 -

John Heald -

78 Comments

You won’t believe this one!

Guest: Mr. ________ Ref: 846009233A
Cabin: _____ Booking#: ________ Added-Changed: 02/27/09 – 02/27/09

EMERGENCY DENTAL WORK REQUIRED – GUEST CALLED 911
Guest called 911 emergency line stating that he was bleeding heavily from his mouth. Guest said that he had tried to take out a bad tooth by tying some string around the cabin door handle. Nurse and security informed and full accident report submitted.

This is a joke, that’s what you’re probably thinking but I assure and promise you it isn’t. I have heard of some self help reminds before but trying to yank out your own teeth. And by tying string around the tooth and a door handle? If you’ve completely lost your mind, why not just invite the local psychopath round with his pliers?
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