It’s 7:20 am. I couldn’t sleep and have been awake since 5:43 am. So, I have just come down to the kitchen and turned the espresso machine on. I bought it myself and I it’s the only thing with a plug in our kitchen that I truly know how to operate…….and truly love. I also bought one of those ludicrously big leather massage chairs. It’s a chair that massages you. I’m thinking of buying a hot tub next. There are a lot of things in my life that aren’t quite ’70s-porn enough and I’ve seen the way the neighbors look at me.
They’d definitely like to see more of my arse.
(more…)
