I can’t go out on my own or with my friends unless Heidi comes with me……….just in case……….the Thingy burrows his or her way out through the love tunnel and says hi to the world. So………I resorted to murder.
Last night, I killed seven men. I slaughtered the first couple of chaps by blowing their heads clean from their bodies with a good old-fashioned double barrelled pump action shotgun, and then for the third one, who was nine-feet high and wearing body armor that was bristling with alien technology, I had to use a pulse cannon. The remaining four I used a mixture of knives, axes and a crossbow.
